my parents are aliens
>>215882471NO EDISH YET AGAINYOU'VE FUCKED IT
>>215882471>tranny>tyrannycoincidence?
>>215882493autism
>her pussy when he says he collects Warhammers
>>215882493The edition is My Parents are Aliens
sic semper trannyis
I THINK NOT!
>>215882471This is from the abysmal later Mel-less yearsThough before the even more abysmal 8th series which is never repeated nor remembered
>>215882510It doesn't say thatit just says my parents are alienshow am I meant to know it's an edition? for all I know, /brit/ could be dedicated to discussion of my parents are aliens?
>>215882509what about when I say I build and collect robots?
>>215882516elite level sex
Rubbing Warhammers on my fanny lips
Just played Battlefield 6 for the first timeSupremely kino game. Just wish the maps were a lot bigger
>mfw he paints warhammers
>>215882526If you’re building them to fight each other then her fanny squirts like Niagara Falls
get ingive the bankers their bonuses
Can't believe it's already Friday. Where has the week gone?
Anyone ever ridden on this type of bus
>>215882573fuck no niggapops
lot of runegame talk recently so I logged back in:) :)
>>215882573The CuckBus
b-b-b-bosh ;_;
Sorry lads couldn't hold it in.
>>215882587>1 slayeromds
was watching a lot of pokemon when i first started wankingused to imagine fucking a pikachu from behind and getting electric shocks when i spunked
>>215882587>f2p
any braindead slugs in
>>215882587noob if I saw you in the wildy i would merc you
>>215882614Think everyone's been there at one time
>>215882614Can’t imagine being attracted to non human women me
>>215882623
*plays some traditional Japanese music* *hits a gong*
thread just got weird
>>215882509And he has a cheap polyester St George flag on his otherwise blank wall
>>215882606NAPPY POO ATTACK
>>215882614been into wanking on pokemon cards, the more expensive the better
What's wrong with Warhammer?I have a gym bunny gf and I have like 2500 miniatures.
>>215882600this the fat chinese cunt?
>>215882587BasedPlayed a bit of runey over the past 2 weeks. This streamer gave me a free bond which was based, got a lot of quests and levels doneHoping to do Legend's Quest, never done it before in RS2 feel like it's a landmark
>>215882600why would he post that, i'm all for being sincere and what normlings would call 'vulnerable' but bit like a 14 year old girl rant on tumblr that is
Can’t actually imagine rape being that painful, it’s just a willy going in a hole. It’s probably small as well and is probably over pretty quickly
>>215882659Grow up
>>215882614you remember when there was a ton of pikachu transforming into a woman art going around? I always thought it was a strange gimmick, like they wanted to fuck it but only if it looked nothing like it normally does.
>>215882516Fuck I hope that's a natural born female woman or Spaintard might have a point that being gay isn't gay or whatever
>>215882655none of this is true
>>215882659>>215882617>>215882609>>215882587if you dont have a quest cape then i dont want to hear your opinion on runescape
>>215882678shan'tneed to complete the quest then i'm a real man
>>215882617don't really have the time to play anymore so I didn't bother with memsTook me months just to get this far through afkscaping>>215882659get in lad get the fuck in
>>215882677For me willys hurt if they go in too quick at once and I have to ease them in. Can imagine it being quite painful to have it all forced in at once
>>215882701GLASGOWLASGOW
>>215882571You got me I checked fuck
Any Aryan beast man in
>>215882692i had a quest cape in 2007 you lower your tone when talking to me runt
>>215882730xir yes xir
wtf is a aryan beast
>>215882736unc wilding
>>215882652Wonder if rich people buy paintings and rare books and just jack off onto them
staying up for no reason and gonna feel like shit award
>i had a quest cape in 2007 you lower your tone when talking to me runt
>>215882730Aryan warlord of Hyperborea reporting for duty mamn
>>215882509I collect warhammer and I have a BF :)
leftypol lying in bed cuddling his long term girlfriend about to fall asleeprorke staying up until 4am as usual with a planned wank somewhere around 2am to futa again
>>215882778ktim
>>215882778Leftypol getting xis prostate touched by Tyrones foeskin.
>rorke staying up until 4am as usual with a planned wank somewhere around 2am to futa againktim
>>215882471That mum played a lesbian in the first episode of Bottom
>>215882766do this at the weekendsliterally no reason why but will sit up to 4am on a saturday morning watching shit films and wanking then ruin the next day
just occurred to me than you can lucid dream and get fucked into the arse by a duplicate of yourself and excess versa
cold can't sleep
might play some boomer shooters
>>215882766Woke up at 9pm me
Not being funny but I could easily snap the fucking neck of every single one of you online faggot boy bitches and that is a true and real fact
>>215882546Nessa cute
>>215882834get the windows closed and the heating turned on
>>215882471Dan Miller that brushed aluminium cyber prickMel was fit though, want her to dom me
>>215882516bogged with bolt-ons now, of course
>>215882834Cosy in my warm newbuild
>>215882841sure :)
>>215882834It is quite coldMake sure you put an extra blankie on? Turn on the heating?
>>215882855sad
>>215882701Yeah not to mention that is a woman's most sensitive area so jackhammering into it can be hurtful despite what porn shows young men
rorke lying in bed cuddling his long term girlfriend about to fall asleepleftypol staying up until 4am as usual with a planned wank somewhere around 2am to child porn again
>>215882855
>>215882843Ruth Jones really got fat over the years
>>215882864you'd be the first in line for a neck snappin
fat arse and small tits is the kino combo
>>215882881do you ever get that feeling of deja vu
>>215882881and what are you doing, grown adult man?
>>215882891you probs get your dad to snap your kitkats mate
>>215882881Rorke is the one who has 5 terabytes of loli on his drive
>>215882895for me its fat tits small arse
>>215882748
For me it's fat arse, far tits, fat cock
>>215882908i get ur mum to do them with her puss
>>215882919bizarre little man you are
When round the twist came on, I knew I had to start heading for school
>>215882776Does he hold your purse while you destroy geeks?
For me its lads with a fat arse and small cock
Not so Green anymore...
>>215882908Utterly carpet bombed that cunt>>215882919Trash opinion
because if you cant pay, they'll take it away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP6a-7MP91gluv this song so much
>>215882938We play loser bottoms
>>215882932do you
>>215882956the baliff was round taking pictures of my house today had to send him off the runt
How the fuck did Justin Trudeau manage to get Katy Perry
>>215882956Grimmest show on tv, poverty porn
>>215882943go on son>>215882919small tits small arse supremacist here i do like arse but it's gross and garish when large same with breasts
Ah yes thus begins the 6 months of the year when your hands are never quite warm again.
>>215882984yeah? well your gay
Can’t wait till my Waitrose starts selling the new 30 quid Bighams, it’s gonna rattle Connor so much when I buy one and post it here haha
>>215882976pakis getting their restaurant equipment or cars seizedpure rorkefuel
always wake up during the night to pisssuch is the reality of getting old
>>215882989Let me know how it tastes, bet it's gonna be lush
just hollowed myself out with the big shit I just took. sank a few spuds so I did
>>215882959I can't wank to that.Do you go to board game cafes?
>>215882983kind of weird that islam hates gays but muhammad got blacked by 5 bbc indians
>>215882993When I've seen it its like single mums having their sofa repossessed
This shit's getting crazy how sick people are getting of him
genuinely excited for the christmas menus in kfc, subbers and the likegenuinely will be trying them all
>>215882962ye
>>215882974Did you not see her 20 years ago after a night out in Brands bed?Dog rough. Trudeau is getting dregs
>>215883012Bmi?
who can stop him
Why's John Cleese had this bizarre meltdown lately I thought he was actually based when he was with the SDP lot but now he seems to have gone back to the Lib Dems and is parroting Carole Cadwallr of all people
stramer is a faggot and a nigger muslim loveri wish one day british peole can be free again
>>215883006https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khawal
>>215883012Why? Everyones terrified of salt these days nothing tastes good
>>215883008what the UK needs is more feelgood leftoidism which is why I'll be supporting the Greens
why are there muslims in every fringe political party no matter if its right wing or left wingwhy is an african in charge of the tories
>>215883040mental that people have been fooled into thinking salt is bad for you when its necessary for your body to fuction
>>215883034There's a joke somewhere in there about dead parroting but whatever
>>215883037it is over for us pls let us come to poland to clean toilets
Fucking armpitberg absolutely killing me
>>215883078you know why
need to drown in a pile of soil women's knickers
>>215883078non-whites should be completely banned from holding office, voting or owning land or property
doesn't even make sense to leave my house anymore. if I witness something amazing and film it people will just say it's AI.
Gen alpha so brain rotted they don't even laugh at jokes anymore, they just repeat numbers or words they have learned 67
>>215883098are you the one with the weird abscess in his armpit
>>215883122https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKArmbL-kp4shit is wild
>>215883130Yh and i've still got to toil
seems comfy
>>215882509my mate who got me into warhammer is getting married in a few months tbf
>>215883153This is ADX Florence innitGiving them black and white telly seems a bit petty
>>215883153Where Charlie Kirk's killer will be spending the rest of his biological life and everybody already forgot about it already. Think he regrets it lol?
green
>>215883182yeah feels like you'd have to go out of your way to get a black and white telly
>>215883191Nah they only lock up the mass murderers in ADX Florence Unabomber, Ramzi Yousef, etc
>>215883159PINK!
Gen Alpha is cooked
>>215883191yeah certainly he's not gonna be in there ate 75 and think yeah this was all worth it spending decades in a small room doing nothing and i took out some guy who wasn't even a politician, actually grim fate
>>215883159why is she scared? :(
>>215883225shall keep quiet on this one
>>215883121This used to be common sense
new youtube ui is worse than beforetale as old as time really
>>215883191media cycle is fucking brutal60+ years of your life for like 7 days of infamybro won the genetic fucking lottery as well and threw it all away to impress some losers on discord
>>215883225what the fuck is a 12 year old girl doing out in the middle of a city at 3amcharge the parents
>>215883238why do they fix things that aren't broken, must be the UI designers just doing stuff so they can justify their job as they change things for no good reason every year
>>215883238it's for phone users
sex? simply not on the table for me
might grab a choc ice out the freezer you gay tart
>>215883239>>215883191He will very likely be getting the death penalty, it was in Utah.
>>215883238>>215883270Get on Revanced
can't believe uncle ted hanged himself even though he was 80 years old with cancer and was due to die naturally any day without automatically condemning himself to hell
Got a Yu-Gi-Oh structure deck today based on Jack Atlas' deck from the 5Ds anime.It's pretty good. I like how well the red dragon archetype works together. My only complaint is that it lacks some decent early match monsters with decent attack. I'm talking level 4-6 monsters with 1800+ attack.
Ah.License well spent I see.
>>215883277>UtahReminder that Mormons believe you don't go to hell and if you're an awful person you just go to a version of heaven where you have no cock and balls
wish i wasnt such a spastic
>>215883305Don't know much about Yu Gi Oh, but I'm glad you have something that makes you happy. Good on you mate
>>215883317Was she on still game?
damn it feels good to be a nigga
can't believe uncle ted didn't grab a sword and shield and die in glorious battle for sosij rolls at Gregg's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_NQOLrc-s&list=RDbR_NQOLrc-s&start_radio=1My gflove her so much
crimson victory on amazon prime next day delivery
going for a big smelly poo
>>215883317They keep putting it as like the 4th story on BBC news each day.I would love an hour with these thicko journalists to see what makes them tick
>>215883191memoryholed because nobody bought the fabricated texts narrative
real gangsta has niggas never post in fuckin /brit/ cos real gangsta ass niggas don't do poos
leave the fair sack of potatoes alone you fiends
Today's Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the day is...Red Dragon Archfiend!!Wow! Did you know Red Dragon Archfiend has the highest attack of all the signer dragons!? So cool! In Japanese it's called Red Demon's Dragon.Well done Red Dragon Archfiend!!
youtube vids aren't loading, boring bastards have countered my adblocker which will last for about 1 hour before they're blown out again but it's boring until then
>>215883371tits are sagging more than my cum sock
new qt girl at work is a gameraccused her of being an incel loser I was reliably informed that playing vidya games as an adult was neek behaviour. Here we've got pretty girls tapping away on their gamestation boxes and whatever the fuck.What's happening?
Mental thinking back to schoolAll that stress, worrying about coursework and exams, pressure to perform, expectations, feeling hopeless, feeling stupidDidn't matter fuck all in the end, not one bit
>>215883388how do you know all of this
>>215883378Mate that's a Chinese woman
>>215883317British society is based on poo and farts I was on an army forum website for soldiers and there were people in there saying they'd eat the corn from priti patel's shit if it meant they could eat her arse then they were talking about which weather girls they wanted to shag
Warhammer and MtG are incel hobbiesShaggers like Yu-Gi-Oh
The fent reactor
>>215883388pain in the arse
>>215883414because whenever youtube vids aren't loading it means that they're trying to interfere with your adblocker, and whenever youtube actually gets the upper hand over ublock origin (practially a once a year experience), they are knocked back into the abyss very quickly
you know very well,poo poo fart,don't let it hold you down,reach for the stars
>>215883438I remember in the pre-internet days when the mandem were wanking to Amanda Holden off BGTthose were dark days
/brit/ posters on the titanic b' leik: right well that's a bloody icebergberg that's just gone and sunk us hasn't it?>>215883413i skipped so much school me, i was even in the year below the one i was supposed to be in due to how much school i just didn't even go to, spanish social services are crap and didn't get their stuff sorted out with me to force me to toil at school
>>215883388Just turned ad block off. First ad had a Pajeet in rural England
What? No fuckin ziti?
>>215883259they need to keep them on staff so they can rapidly implement the latest attention-retention psychological manipulation techniques from marketing, but most of the time they have to spend pretending to be useful
>>215883440mental that ive seen george floyds willy
bloody bhenchod bastard bitch
>>215883440remember when the cronem paid to have an independent autopsy report completely made up after the official one said he died of a fent overdose
>>215883464
>>215883494fniggured such
>>215883484this is unironically demoralization that will do genuine damage to my mental health so I can't see it, I just have to wait for ublock to get it back under control. haven't had to see ads in a decade and especially not our dystopian uk propaganda ads
>>215883500do not redeem the gol saar
>>215883439mental how there were never any trannies into yugioh before they started adding tranime archetypes like sky strikers and dragon maid
>>215883400shes got a bf
>only 3 videos now shown in recommended at the end of the videoThey are deliberately trying to make it shit right? There's no way someone approved this and thought this was an improvement?
>>215883588natural consequence of jeet infiltration into a company
>>215883400im going to throw out a guess that she plays either minecraft or overwatch
>>215883606enjeetification
Might try a "warm compress" on the ol' armpitowitz
>>215883588too many zoomers watching far right content
what did you eat today brit?curious about brits diet
>>215883400it's been this way for a few years, girls play vidya now
>>2158836332 ham sandwiches, chinese beef and udon noodles, chicken goujons
>>215883588somebody said it was for phones but thats not right because they want people on phones to use their app. more likely is theyre merging as many aspects of the app and website UI as possible to make it easier to maintain (so they can employ less people and less competent people to do it)
There are some drunken cunts literally SHOUTING a conversation to one another at full volume outside.I'm consistently stunned at how selfish and inconsiderate some people the capability of being.
>>215883633A cheese and ham toastie. A steak beak. Chicken balls and chips with sweet and sour sauce from the chinkies.
>>215883633Marmite porridge with two poached eggs. Minestrone Cup a Soup. Two cheese and ham sandwiches with Colmans mustard. Penguin.What about you?
>>215883648corrr
>>215883663Nice. Prefer pork balls to chicken balls. When did chicken balls become popular?
>>215883690those ones look really pengwhere from?
>>215883633banana5 rich tea biscuitspot noodlechicken salad4 samosa2 piece toasthalf tin beans
might get Jamaican food tomorrowdo they accept white patronage?
>Marmite porridgemight be sickuhh
eating less than 1k calories a day and still not losing weight as a massive fat cunt, could my metabolism really be so fucked?
>>215883698Home made lad
>>215883729corr, need to do my ownproper fried or air fried
oh lawd dem rangs
>>215883746proper fried. just rest them on kitchen roll for a bit when they're done
ever tried to wipe yoir arse with kitchen roll
fuck mate i need some chicken tendies and ranch right nowmaybe some pizza on the sidefuck
>>215883800yes its fine but never blue roll
>>215883808My tendies will be ready in 6 minutes
me at three years old dancing to this banger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDz8ObTogQ
just pissed into a bottle and half of it went into the carpet
>>215883971god i wanted to shag her when i was a wee boy
>>215883690>>215883698Excuse me those are my tendies and they're like SFC or something
>>215883993
>>215883991i used to hate her and only cared about sporticus but then I grew up enough and started wishing she was my girlfriend
got dindins delivered lads
>>215884025i would scran that tbf
fart simpson
down to my last scrumpy jacks
chicken nuggets are the perfect food arent theyjust brilliant beige bastards arent theyall that cheeky chicken coated in banging bread crumbs and battercorr crikey chicken
youtubestein keeps buggering up
>>215884025can smell the unemployed council estate from here
>>215884066this lads never been sorted out from his nan you poor little wretch
>>215884037for me it's chicken wingsmeat off the bone tastes so fucking good
>>215883633>BrekkieBanana CoffeeToast>Morning TeaTeaBikkiesApple>LunchMcSpicyChipsCoke
>>215884064Same. Fucking cunts. Can't have anything
>>215884064ah so it's not just me then, are you getting video unavailable too?
ADULT ONLY
>>215884064trying to watch angry indian scammers
>>215884037
>>215884091
>>215883660I hate the drunks too but they're better than the crackmongs I prefer the heroinmongs to the crackmongs
>>215884083thought it might have something to do with my adblocker but i tried it without adblocker and it's still cunted>>215884091aye
>>215884127is this where i use the word cronem?
>>215884123nuggiesarent they bloody beautiful
Only midwits and povvos are afraid of AI
Was going to study and listen to music but youtube isn't working so I'll start playing the new pokemon game instead
works in my machine
Los Angeles was built by the Irish
>>215884191someone in here was already playing it, looked fun>>215884197pipe down showoff
>>215884185I always say thank you to chat gpt so I'll be plugged into an eternal wanking machine as a reward.
The time of streaming is over. The day of the Youtube to Mp3 chad...has arrived
>>215884204The current team
you heard that joke about indians smelling nice and freshly showered
youtube need to fuck off i will NOT watch your gay ads
>>215884234Describing your last Sims game are we?
>>215884226looks like some mobile ai gacha slop
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
Youtube seems to be working now, lads
>YouTube adds in 2025kek
>>215884191>>215884226How does it run? I held off buying it because people were saying it was gonna run like dogshit.
>>215884238i forgot it even had ads i've been using brave browser for years now
>>215884262chin up lad
>>215884272I'm emulating it because I cba giving Nintendo money, heard reports of it being fine but there's a lot of pop ins
>>215884262new pokemon is almost out so look forward to that
can't believe people still use chrome in the year 2025
>>215884308Fuck off Adam
im young black and rich
>>215884320lol good shout
>>215883633Had a lovely calzone
had a dream wherr I was lying in bed projecting some youtube history video on the wall and the next day I'm watching old commercials and one of them was really cheeky and horny and suddenly I'm in a room full of baddiedems and gyaldems and all these stupid gimmick dems and they're all making moves but I'm autistic and just sit with poker face so they make fun of me and then there's an all out orgy and one of them gets fucked by a huge tranny and it makes me seethe cuz I didn't score anything and then it's suddenly empty and I have run away from some puking kazakh who begs me to let him in but I've been told he'll puke all over me and I eventually lock myself in a room but there are spiders because of course there are and I managed to wake before I started screamign like a girl
nary a syllable
>>215884367meds now
>Adam, who is this 'Adam'?
>>215884393OI! You got a loicence for this early new?
they are sexy though
unbelievable cunt
A lot of brothers in Zion
Lol Adam got fucking nuked. Also the MLP spammer is spaino as well.
why janman?
the fuck jannardberg that thread had 100 posts
>>215885054outrageous arsehole
And sisters!
reckon its over when i see a troon wanking off on to a donut then eating it and i get hard
>>215885089too much time on the internet lad
>>215885102yeh might give it all up desu
>>215885065Quite a plot twist I must say, I'm a premium spaki noticer and I didn't have him pegged as that
>>215882493>NO EDISH YET AGAIN>YOU'VE FUCKED IT>YOU RIGHT FUCKED IT HARRY
It's because the OP pic was a gif that flashed a pony picture after 15 secondsCould have just deleted the file though instead of nuking the thread when it's already 100 posts in
>>215885138>>215885138>>215885138
>>215885117when sir poo barmer shuts down 4chan that might be it for me
