Nappy poo attack edish
poo smells haha lol
>>215892383Still counts if you frame it properly
>>215892304And he was clearly against those things so why would his stance on crime be any different?
>>215892449Clearly something is wrong. Most people I know have had 5 partners maximum, most only 2-3. What compels someone to shag as many women as possible can only be qualified as savagery.
>>215892545we have/had a massive party culture, “live for the weekend” type shite. It’s the reason you’ll see all the party destinations in Spain, Greece etc packed with brits. Beer and sex is king, it’s what we do
Are we in here then
Morning bike ride toil complete
>>215892545they're emotionally and sexually retarded
they were a lil violent last night
well /brit/
>>215892545Mate when you live in paradise it's easy enough to relax in your big house with your glass of local wine and attractive gfWe live in literal hell and the only thing getting us through the week is the prospect of a few beers and a shag on the weekendThat's the difference
>>215892623left must have been by accidentright looks disgusting
>>215892623both look equally vile but the one on the right is more likely to have come into close proximity with a goblino nigger
It's not even party culture it's just a vile obsession with being as dirty as possible
they're turning the sex arses gay
anyone play any good demos this steam next fest
>>215892623Serious question what went wrong with americans? Why did their food devolve so much from the brits they originated from?
>>215892702how is it though? The male drive to spread his seed as far and wide as possible has existed long before England was even a thing. There’s a reason great leaders were the ones who got to shag as many women as they could
>>215892724US food mogs everything elsegod bless the US and no where else
Shagged two fat girls, had a handjob from a bloke and kissed some females at clubs me. My poor social skills have been holding me back.
>>215892753america is a cancer that destroys everything it touches
>>215892590Not accurate
>>215892748Marcus Aurelius just shagged the same women and she bore him like ten kids or something>>215892753Wish i was born an american honestly
>>215892774marcus aurelius got cucked
>>215892767wtf? I’ve always operated on a strict no fat girl policy they’re not allowed
>>215892782so did your brain
i'm 33 years old and have never had sex, never been in a nightclub, never been on a dating app, never been on a date, just stayed in my little safe space
>>215892753That is a serious question however why is your food so overly processed and artificial?
>>215892784i had a cat once who brought this huge rat back but the rat had put up a big fight and scratched one of the cats eyes so badly it had to be removed and he nearly died of infection
you're either born to be a shagger or you're not
>>215892804no im black, im doing the cucking lil bro
>"what's that, rorke?"
>>215892868no you aren't, hence why you're too scared to post a hand timestamp
>>215892828because the only american food you've been able to access is cheap prepackaged junk
>>215892784Catberg getting owned by ratsteinLove me some little ratsteins, they're very fun
>>215892869hahahaha timmy's crush
>>215892814what’s the point of continuing to live like this?
>>215892869got a few girls like this under my shagging belt, never cared much for how they taste/smell a bit different but always have a good arse
>>215892828you can get anything you want herebe it craft singles or cheese that is better than anything produced in france
>>215892896because god wills it
For me it's Airline
>cheese that is better than anything produced in franceyanks actually believe this they are so delusional
>>215892887I have been to the US and lived in Canada for an entire year. I know it might be crazy to an American, but people of other countries like to explore the world. It's not just the packaged stuff, nearly everything is processed, fresh fruit and veggies were considered a delicacy even in big urban areas where you'd think you would have access to everything you could hope for.The experience of shopping in north America vs Europe is crazy.
>>215892944Blatant disregard for Air Traffic Safety being shown in this image
Don't Just Book It, Thomas Cook it
>>215892974how comes you're scared of posting a hand timestamp
3 day weekend starts tonight POGGERS!
>>215892944I preferred Airport with that fat poof Jeremy Spake
Not sure I've fully understood the facts here lads, seems like I must be missing something.Apparently Prince Andrew got a massage from a 17 year old girl.And for that he's meant to be cancelled?
>>215892982UM x nice
>>215892978cos it’s a skinny weedy pale almost see through hand of one of the countries biggest virgins
>>215892984I remember watching it but not much about it, Airline was 80% povvos getting angry with the bloke on the desk because they arrived 30 minutes late for their flight.
>>215892964Italy has the best supermarkets imho. Even the smaller convenience stores have fresh deli counters for meat, cheese, and fish.Over here most of the big supermarkets got rid of their deli counters during covid, and they've never brought them back, and nobody seems to care. Just happy to eat everything pre packaged and pre made.Very sad.
>>215893013Airport was basically the same yeah. But it was a fresh concept then. David Brent basically was modelled around Jeremy Spake though Gervais would never admit it
>>215893019we are a nation of thin wet slices of ham in vacuum packed plastic sleeves
6 more weeks
Off to the shops but all my nice clothes are in the washHere's what I've cobbled together
>>215893071kwanza?
>>215892964you are 100% a lying troll
>>215892987did he get a happy end?
>>215892782let me guess belgium, was it by a black man?
>>215893075you dont look ANYTHING like this!
>gf is bitter about me taking a couple of days of work due to illnessWhy are they like this? It's fucking childish.
papa preaching despite explicit requests to the very opposite
>>215889901in 2045, an American woman will be a Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
>>215893154why is she doing that? My gf would be fine with it but then I do make the rules
>>215892920Did you experience that sour smell?
>>215893182yeah there’s something off about the smell of mixed girls that I wasn’t a fan of, also weirdly their lips taste a bit different
>>215893019Italy does have some excellent food. Here it's unthinkable to not have a supermarket where at least half of the floorspace is taken by fresh produce, seafood and a butcher. Even smaller shops have them. I haven't been in the UK since covid, last time was Scotland in 2018. But I have a hard time believing it'd be as bad as north America. I was in Canada for a whole year, lived there because I had a job at the french embassy. You'd think it would be slightly better than the US but honestly it was grim. And the food you would get at restaurants... There was one tiny section with vegetables, the rest was taken by premade meals and palettes of coors light. >>215893104Sure, if it makes you feel better. Google maps exist btw, you can just compare pictures of supermarkets if you think I'm lying.
>>215893071Say: "Thank you, England".
>>215893174She's one of those "you should only call in sick if you're on the verge of being admitted to hospital" types. What she doesn't realise is that where I work, if I underperform for even a couple of days the management me under the microscope, and I'm simply not well enough to work at the expected level, simple as that.
food in america in big cities is ok. some of the ethnic food is a lot better than europe. in smaller cities and rural areas it’s fucking dogshit
>>215893200I dated a mixed girl who constantly tried to mask the smell with funky smelling perfumes and shampoos, and if anything it made it worse.
>>215893240nightmare lad, my gf also very rarely ever calls in sick to work but isn’t militant about it. That’s how she operates and I operate if I’m sick I’m sick and there’s no disputes.
>>215893267do they know that they smell then?
>>215893156what she requires at this moment is a degree of superlative guidance
>>215893305I'm guessing yes, but I've known other mixed girls who smelled fine.
'zon haven't even dispatched my new vidya game that came out 11 hours agoBack in the day dad would've taken me up the shops, but the shops no longer exist thanks to migrants
>>215893305for me it wasnt that the girls smelled bad, I think they just smell different because they’re not fully white, I wasn’t a fan of the difference
>>215893235you're not from france but I've been to the country and there is not a significant difference in the supermarkets
>>215893019>Over here most of the big supermarkets got rid of their deli counters during covidWhy did they do this
>>215889908>>215889908>>215889908Fairly early new
swimming goggles arrived going to the beach later to look at some aquatic things under the water
3/3 wins and 1.75 K/D on the new Battlefield. God Gamer's still got it
>>215893400Jealous. But be careful, lad. You've got big fish there.
>>215893267Shagged an Indian girl who literally smelt of curry when she started to sweatLearned my lesson
RIP to a Real one!
>>215893393stop it
>>215893421>no women>women in the video
>>215893421Looks like a breeding ground for homosex
>>215893393fucking nutjob what do you think you're doing pull yourself together >>215893421gayest shit i've ever seen in my life that (scrambling the web to find the application forms to sign up)
>>215893417>buying EA products>kernel level anti-cheatlollmao
these videos coming up on youtube are pissing me off. you're just eating cunt how is that a video
>>215893456stop itthat's my thread I made it hours ago but someone else linked their thread at 300
>>215893472some of us are just trying to have a good time
The Jag decided to piss all its coolant out while I was 60 miles away from home yesterday. Amazing car to drive, stupidly fast and mega comfy but Jesus Christ it's hard workIt's like being with a fit bird that's fucking mental, best sex ever and wake up to find her cutting up all your clothes because another lass commented on your insta post
>>215893424Where do you think they get the curry from?
>>215893502This isn't f*cebook
gay thread in I’m going to the new
>>215893483The algorithm pushes videos similar to what you already watch. You are what you eat.
>>215893483I was enjoying timmy's takeout until he ordered a cobb salad because it's "famous" but ordered it without the blue cheese because he doesn't like blue cheese and then he ordered a grapefruit cake despite disliking grapefruit again because the cake was supposedly "famous" then he complained that the cake tasted of grapefruit and explained again that he didn't like grapefruit and then gave the entire meal a low score
>>215893421dis wat happen wen dey get rejected by katy
we’re all in the new btw
jacking off a big brown poo
>>215893539something something gay porn in your feed heh
>>215893585done him
I wasted years on the block tryna be a trapstarSchool days I just stared at the clockIt’s fucked up how I’m still risking my freedomTrap phone ringin in these million pound meetings, let’s go
just mad e a post in the other thread but cba copypaste it here
afternoon covfefe time
>>215893502Are you from 2009?
>>215893616How's life in Australia? Thinking real hard about moving out of this place before the race war kicks in
that's the problem with the blacks. they only ever think about money
why did the world collectively stop making cool things for sake of it being cool
America has a chain of supermarkets just for alcoholThey don't suffer
“Police received a report that a woman had been raped on the lower esplanade in Brighton at around 5am on the morning of Saturday 4 October.“An investigation was launched and the 33-year-old victim continues to be supported by specialist officers.“Three men – Abdulla Ahmadi, 25, an Iranian national from Crewe, and Karin Al-Danasurt, 20, and Ibrahim Alshafe, 25, both Eqyptian nationals from Horsham – have been arrested and each charged with two counts of rape.“They have been remanded in custody to appear before Brighton Magistrates’ Court today.”
ah sod this the new is much better
Welsh x English alliance
stuffing handfuls of skips into my fat gob
>>215893530
>>215893685This is normal
i rate the latest episode of the TV show i'm watching an 8/10. Would like to watch more but i can only watch at night
>>215893685I’m from Crewe!!!!
>>215893653idk im incel
>>215893646YesWhat do we all think of this lady gaga then lads, is she a bloke or not
>>215893679Yeah well we have thousands of independent off licences, wine merchants, and bottle shops, which is far superior to some soulless chain in a soulless retail park which is what the American shopping experience consists of.
can’t even give women a proper spanking these days, they’d just enjoy it the freaky slags
>>215893713whys that
pulling my plonker
>>215893746alright john wayne
>>215893679Businesses in some states aren't allowed to sell alcohol on Sundays though. That's shit.
>>215893724I assumed but that doesn't matter. Is life expensive? How's the food? I heard toil is very chill is it true?
morning lads! morning nathan lmao
>>215893746>they’d just enjoy it the freaky slagsonly if you're black
>>215893754too busy during the day wanking over trannies and seething on 4chan about nonsense
You lot remember when muslims were refusing to sell pork and alcohol at christmas when they were on the tills at supermarkets
postman always looks at me funny he must’ve realised that I’m a NEET
>>215893754I watch an episode or two at night after the gym. Like a little reward.And i think the show is more attuned to a night watch. Wouldn't have the same impact in the middle of the day imo
>>215893800absolutely fucking sick of them if i'm perfectly honest
>>215893685Part and parcelThe Brighton types literally welcome these people with open arms
>>215893800
>>215893800did people just take the pork and alcohol then
>>215893734They have shops as well mate
>>215893807Ignore him, most postmen are bitter little cunts who think they deserve more pay, when they're paid a fair wage for the relatively easy job they do.
>>215893800No? Not sure that happened mateI do always think this when a woman in a hijab passes me my sausage roll though
>>215889908Decent posters only
i don't drink
>Teachers are banning the phrase "six seven" from classroomsStrange world we live in
>>215893892Not healthy that, you should drink at least 1 litre of water per day.
oh my days managerberg has just messaged me while he's on Annual Leave. Pray i never become that sad that work is all i do
>Thomas SkinnerTarquin Skinner more like, privately educated faux cockney NONCE
greg bacon roll
>>215893917that's why he's a manager and you're his underling
>though
Personally I don't give a fuck about the Green party's leader being a coomer with a big boob fetish. In my book, that means he's a decent, heterosexual man of culture. I don't like his policies though, so he won't be getting my vote.
>>215893897what does it mean?
there are no anti establishment parties remember that
>>215893897Still pulling up, no messing (Pull up)67, my brothersSpare no one for my bredrinsBitches be loving the gangYou see it all over my mentionsPut things in the car, let's lurk (All of that)We ain't looking for normal pedestriansHow you gonna do man dirty? (How?)Got things on things and we lurkyGet bricks on bricks from the plug'Cause you know that my team's certi' (Gang)
>>215893954David Stephen Paulden?
>>215893929Not really, if you need to send emails and that when you're off it's just bad time management. There's the odd time when you might need to ping something off just to keep the ball rolling but 90% of the time you just look like an ill-prepared divvy.
>>215893962Something to do with some shit hip hop song that's all the rage with teens at the moment.
>>215893954>that means he's a decent, heterosexual man of cultureHe's openly batty
>>215893976going to school in london people were larping as these gents and by people I mean the cronem
just looked through my notes @belgium flag, I’ve slept with 3 different girls called Katie, maybe 4 cos there’s a few from holidays that I don’t know the names of. Thought you might like that lad haha
>>215893800An article even from some outlet like Breitbart would go some way to proving this as accurate
>>215893929i'd rather be in my position than his
fizzy blackberry raspberry grapefruit pomegranate lemonade
>>215893818Y'all niggas had enough?Gimme Samoa
>>215893998So was I
>>215893994It's just a front, he's straight but posing as gay to win votes from lefties.
Dis yer maw drink wine dis she drink it aw tha timeDis yer da drink gin dis he drink it out tha bin
>>215894009I personally experienced it both as a customer and working with them in supermarket toil.
>>215894040gang shit anne frankly
>>215893998spaki
>>215893929I'm officially a manager yet I clock out at 5:30 every day and have never worked a day off in my entire life curious that some seem to think working more hours=better work
Imagine not wanting to eat delicious bacon
>>215893864>>215893847>>215894009https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25488259https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/muslim-checkout-staff-can-refuse-to-sell-drink-6683924.htmlhttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2486827/shopper-slams-tesco-after-muslim-woman-on-checkout-refused-to-serve-him-alcohol/https://web.archive.org/web/20140717060606/https://www.kilburntimes.co.uk/news/muslim_worker_refuses_to_sell_ham_and_wine_to_customer_in_tesco_in_neasden_1_3686201/Can't remember which instance it was but one of them got a lot of people's backs up
American Breakfast from Flamingo Land Resort. Serves one.
>>215894014I'd feel like a big poof holding that in my hand.
>>215894087
>>215894099the scrandemic
Do any of you chaps have ancestors who fought in the American Civil War? I certainly don't
>browsing cuties on TikTok >see a cute thot that likes to show off>I wonder if she has an onlyfans.jpg>turns out she does>a few days later I’m browsing tryst.link (an escort website)>notice she has an account there and that she lives just 2 hours away
rorke on that turn back the clock shit
grabble gaporegg blab rap
brother has spent all bennies on of and has gone overdrawn again
>>215894129Hope she gives you Space AIDS
>>215894099>underdone toast>council estate tier sausages>the bacon isn't streaky style>tiny amount of syrup>coca cola for breakfast 3/10 would begrudgingly eat but only if someone else paid for it
>>215894087HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so THIS is rorke finally unmasked is itIt's not that deep mate, just go to another till, he got his wine in the end didn't he?
>>215894129sad sad life you lead
mouseman of kilburn sex arse
>>215894114That's leftypol smashed over the head with a coconut
>>215894114Fully expecting this but to be fair I remember it happening a lot more than I can find articles forIt was ~10 years ago so can you really blame me>>215894178oh look there we go
>>215894178that's just a big nasty syrupy sweet wine coolerawful awful stuff
>>215894178>just go to another till, he got his wine in the end didn't he?
fun fact aswell, out of the 3 Katie’s I’ve shagged (known) I’ve cummed inside all 3 of them. Maybe you’re onto something lad they are slags
>>215894208chav scum love drinking that shite
>>215894211he shouldn't have been allowed the "wine" we can all agree on that
>>215894177Imagine you went to Flamingo Land Resort, ordered the American Breakfast with a Coca-Cola and that's what they served you. Would you send it back?
>>215894218that’s wonderful spaki, such a vivid imagination you have
>>215894202>>215894211Why do you *need* to pressure a Muslim woman to do something against her values, does it make you feel like a big man rorke? Only bit of power in your sad little life
I'm on the nofap.
>>215894233you insult me with that nonces name?
if you group up Sofia/Sophia/Sophie I've shagged 4 of them
>>215894248i'm not on that nofap yet i don't fap and haven't in over a year, what are you doing nofap for I never understood it
>>215894178He's put on his best polo shirt and hair gel because the newspaper's coming over for tea.
>>215894237That wasn't the point and you know it you disingenuous neek
>"I like apples">"Oh so you like apples do you you fucking freak, you would say that, apples are literally the worst thing in the world and if you think otherwise you're a fucking mong"
>>215894254very spaki-coded post so yes do believe i am
>>215894229I'd at least ask for more syrup and for the toast to be toasted more. I'd also tell them that English style bacon is should not be on an American style breakfast.
>>215889901lmaoooo
>>215894274Incel mong who lives on 4chan getting upset that we don't like anime
I get coke when I have breakfast from macdonaldthat's the only time
>>215894270ROARING, rorkes Sunday best>>215894271It's entirely the point, any normal person would just go to another till or the self checkout, rorke goes to the Sun
>>215894269>i'm not on that nofap yet i don't fap and haven't in over a yearThen you're on the nofap too.
>>215894248Hope that because you don't touch yourself you don't notice a lump and you die of megacancer of the balls
>>215894263just looked up I only have 1 Sofia/sophia/sofie (known) poor from me
i'm on the yesfap
>>215894099for me it's the overcooked egg and the lack of real hashbrowns which is most offensive here
Shan't be accepting your concession, sorry :)
>>215894178large resting-state pupils are associated with:>attraction>high IQ>brain trauma>drug use
>>215894296So you support the bakery that didn't want to bake a gay wedding cake then I take it.
I have quite a few Olivia’s (4)
Leftypol getting his covid booster
>>215894325king charles
>>215894299Ah, you're a woke
shagged one lass never knew her name
guarantee they didn’t refuse to sell the alcohol because they are Muslim it would be for another reason. Why wouldn’t Muslim give a fuck about a non Muslim sinning? If they were refusing to sell alcohol to fellow Muslims that would make sense. Think about all the off licenses in this country run by Muslims they sell alcohol to non Muslims every single day
>>215894290Drinking stuff like that first thing in the morning is really bad for your teeth.
>>215894340um rorke we’re still in a international pandemic actually?
>>215894341If only
>>215894330Raped that gangly mong to Timbuktu and back
>>215894297not really i see nofap as a community of people who struggle to not touch their willies while i'm just freely doing what I want and I don't want to touch my willy, also I don't get why they do it
>>215894316I'm guessing the tater tots are the substitute for hash browns
>>215894346It's so peng and refreshing thougheverbeit
Got 3 Amy’s
>>215894316At least they're probably made in-house because poms don't do frozen potato gems
>>215894330Sure why not, if they want to lose business that's their problem>>215894344It's just rorke acting hysterical as usual
im a virgin
3 jade’s
the cake is different because the man wasn't refusing to sell them a cake he was refusing to make them a cakea specific cake decorated for their gay weddinghe didn't want to make a gay cakehe was still willing to sell them a regular cake for sale in his shopalso it was his shop he wasn't just an employee thereif you don't want to sell certain things to certain people then don't take the jobget a different job
>>215894364you need to incorporate more fish into your diet salmon and tuna etc
>>215893772expensive yesfood is same as any in an anglo countryidk im neet
>>215894422Jada Fire for me
lush, as the brits say
Leftypol being especially obtuse today
>>215894364they think it gives them special powers
professor frink professor frink he makes you laugh he makes you think
>>215894432why's that
>>215894344>Why wouldn’t Muslim give a fuck about a non Muslim sinning?islam is an insanely imperialistic religion what are you on
Rorke being especially obese today
>>215894440left looks pengright looks canadian
>>215894178Kys apologist
>>215894371yeahthey might taste ok actually but it just feels wrong>>215894391I was under the impression that some form of frozen tater tot is available to buy thereI've seen them in restaurants
clapshot and stew for tea
leftypol's whip
>>215894453
>>215894440thought it was garmonbozia from the thumbnail
>>215894237Yet those northern irish people had to make a gay cake even though it was their own business
>>215894437worth mentioning all the asian food is brilliant here compared to europe and probably america
rorke's whip
>>215894472Sorry rorke didn't mean to post a picture of yer da
Can't be arsed reading the same arguments for the millionth time, might do some toil
>worth mentioning all the asian food is brilliant here compared to europe and probably america
THA'S BEEN A-COURTIN' MARY JAAAAAAANE
>>215894346I don't typically breakfast first thing in the morningI don't have an appetite until a bit later
>>215894505Ok spaino
leftypol doing the haka after rorke used the term "coloured people"
>>215894504looks like one of them star wars fighter ships
>>215894531scream
HUngry
>>215894513Hao ling
>OnlyScrans
>>215894487DisgustingWhen I die I'm going to get dissolved in a pool of acid and then my powdered bones sprinkled over some flowers
>>215894508Thanks for letting us know x
THE RANKINGStrying to find the biggest slag name based of occurrences of girls shagged in my notes 1. Olivia (4)2. Katie/Jade/Amy (3)3. Gemma/Hannah/Holly/Zoe (2)
rorke naming his son erich
>>215894513>>215894531stop pretending not to like chinkslop you tryhard cunts enjoying certain aspects of a culture while remaining racist about others is the only way forward
>>215894455Tell that to the thousands of Muslim run off licenses
>>215894542>serves 3 to 4
>>215894554You're welcome babe
>>215894524laughed
goddamn bavalians
>>215894440Left scranRight pass
i’m a new soul i came to this strange world
>>215894542>serves 3-4Not when you're a fat bastard like moi
>>215894344Actually you can read the articles and they all mention the worker's reasoning being religious beliefs
>>215894556Macy, Lilly, Sarah, Amelia, Sophia, poppy, Isabel, Ava…We can all list off girls names mate
need to figure out how to get better at battlefield 6, im a mad retarded incel freak mong who only has a 1.2kd and cant aim or do fucking anything right
you know what it is?i’ll tell ya what it isit’s anti-australian discrimination
>>215894497like in Twin Peaks!!!! the little midget dancing around and that
>>215894556Only shagged one white woman and her name was Claire
>>215894579>>2158946093-4 modest portions for City Professionals. What's the problem?
>>215889908>>215889908>>215889908
>>215894602LET'S GO CLUBBING
>>215894602nobody care him
>>215894624Alri Paul Heaton
>>215894624tranny ahh names
going through the list of 5000 names of men who have shagged my arse rotten to see which name came up the so we'd know what the biggest slag name is but realized it'd just be my name
>>215894638yes exactly correct
>>215892784catbergs been done
>>215893685reset the clock
