This prophet lookin' ZESTY, this prophet lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances in Bacha Bazi, this prophet theatrical, this prophet good with colors, this prophet knows how to get out of Turkish military service, this prophet lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this prophet gardens uphill, this prophet packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the Zutt vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
Was he actually bi though?It'd be funny to see mogai types parading him as a historical bicon.
>>215890430The only reason this meme is funny is because the zutt were Indian.
>>215890547It would be equally retarded if the zutt were africans, euros, arab, turks or even djinn.
>>215890597Nobody would care this much if it were sub saharans or some other bedouin desu
>>215890430someone explain this meme that I'm seeing everywhere
>>215890609This. If the Zutt were pale blond viking looking ass crakkas it wouldn't be nearly as bad but being topped by one of the lowest races is abhorrent. Shit if they looked like Sasha it'd be pretty good erotica ngl to be desu
>>215890653It's referencing an event that's to Muslims what the Crucifixion of Jesus is to Christians.
>>215890430TRVTHNVKE
What did they mean by this?
>>215890609Pretty sure they would care if it was niggers
>>215890690See, Jesus got nailed to the cross. Mohammed got nailed in the desert.
>>215890850It's pretty obvious no?
>>215890850probably fake
>MUHAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAD! COME HERE, YOU LITTLE SLUT!>LISTEN TO ME VERY CLOSELY: TONIGHT, YOU WILL SET OFF INTO THE DESERT. THEN YOU WILL GIVE YOUR ANAL VIRGINITY TO THE FIRST PACK OF FERAL ZUTTS YOU ENCOUNTER.>YES, YOU'VE HEARD RIGHT. I WANT THEM TO RAIL YOUR HAIRY ASS LIKE A SASSANIAN CAVALRY. I WANT THEM TO SPITROAST YOU LIKE A PIECE OF ROTTEN MEAT. I WANT YOU TO CHOKE ON THEIR MASSIVE SWARTHY COCKS LIKE EVE CHOKED ON SNAKE'S FORBIDDEN FRUIT. I WANT THEM TO FILL YOUR EVERY HOLE WITH THEIR SMELLY GYPSY CUM WITH THE POWER OF EXPLODING VOLCANO, SO MUCH THAT AISHA WILL HAVE TO SCRUB IT OFF YOUR ROBES FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS>I WANT YOU TO RECITE THE QURAN THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE IT'S HAPPENING>I ALSO WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR FOLLOWER WITH YOU TO WITNESS THE ENTIRE THING AND RECORD IT, SO THAT PEOPLE COULD LEARN ABOUT THIS INCIDENT FOR THE NEXT THOUSANDS OF YEARS>DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM, I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH THE MAGICAL CIRCLE IN THE SAND OR SOMETHING >THIS IS MY TEST FOR YOU, DO NOT FAIL ME OR SO HELP ME ME I WILL DO THINGS TO YOU THAT WILL MAKE ZUTTS LOOK LIKE VIRGIN MARY
>>215890430get that thobe out your bussy playa>>215891918lmao
>>215891918When you think of god as someone who actually does listen to prayers and respond his behavior makes more sense. What if it was Abdullah that asked for this? God is omnipotent after all he should be able to grant wishes even if they are sinful.
>>215890430He's a fudge packerAn anal warriorA bum banditHe plays the rusty trombonr
>>215892462>Muhammad got gangraped because Abdullah didn't have an access to the pornKek, this lore is getting crazier by the minute
>>215890430Deep in the night, he was looking for some fun.
>meme that only work with dedicated spammers that make every other posts went oblivion astroturfed like Bollywood
>>215894378:D
>>215894378SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>215890430THE PENIS OF THE ZUTT NEVER WEAKENS
>>215891918need a grammar accurate version in arabicI'll recite it like vidrelhttps://youtu.be/0lbo_9fB7XY
>>215890430>>215891918>>215890850LMAOOOOO
>>215895019Where the fuck are these Indians now? They're overtly sexual, sure, but none of the descriptions match otherwise. Did they just all move out of Pakistan/India and let the rest of them degenrate into what we see today? (i.e., short skinnyfat perverts who smell)
>>215890850Arab niggas be like: I need to include descriptions of Indian dicks in my holy scripture
I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bum-boy, batty-boy, backside-artist bugger. I'm bent. I am that arse bandit, I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-assed, fudge-packin', shit-stabbin' uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I'm fucked. I suck and I'm sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single Zutt's had the fuckin' time of his life.
>>215891918>SO MUCH THAT AISHA WILL HAVE TO SCRUB IT OFF YOUR ROBES FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYSMy sides
>>215895397>Magic man holding a magic glowing bookThe simplicity of Sunni art was the only thing holding up respect for Muslim culture.
Lmao, what's with Westerners and their insatiable hunger of being c#cked by a BBC, Not a single scholar in fourteen centuries, not Ibn Kathir, not Bayhaqi, not Tabari, not one of the actual giants of Islamic knowledge ever took that hadith to mean anything sexual.Every last one of them, fluent in the language and steeped in its meanings, understood it exactly as it’s meant: a spiritual encounter, not your cuckoldry fantasy.But somehow a clueless ret#ard who can’t even read Arabic thinks he’s uncovered what a thousand years of scholarship missed?You can’t tell the difference between a metaphor and a verb, yet you think you’ve outsmarted people who lived and breathed this language.
>>215895397>>215892938
>>215895397Bro that's Ali :skull: :wilted_rose: :100_emoji: :kekw:
>>215895387We started eating extreme carbslop crops since around the 60s
>>215895951cope
>>215895064A faithful translation, according to al-Grok (pbuh):يا محمد! تعالَ إلى هنا، أيها الفاجر الصغير!اسمعني جيدًا: الليلة، ستنطلق إلى الصحراء. ثم ستُسلّم عذريتك الشرجية لأول مجموعة من الزط المتوحشين التي ستقابلها.نعم، سمعتَ جيدًا. أريد منهم أن ينالوا من مؤخرتك المشعرة كما تفعل الفرسان الساسانيون. أريد منهم أن يشووك كقطعة لحم فاسدة. أريد منك أن تختنق بأعضائهم الضخمة السمراء كما اختنقت حواء بثمرة الثعبان المحرمة. أريد منهم أن يملأوا كل فتحاتك بسائلهم الغجري النتن بقوة بركان متفجر، حتى تضطر عائشة إلى فرك ثيابك لمدة ثلاثة أيام لتنظيفها.أريد منك أن تتلو القرآن طوال الوقت أثناء حدوث ذلك.أريدك أيضًا أن تأخذ أحد أتباعك معك ليشهد الحادثة بأكملها ويسجلها، حتى يتعلم الناس عن هذا الحدث لآلاف السنين القادمة.لا تقلق بشأنه، سأحميه بدائرة سحرية في الرمال أو شيء من هذا القبيل.هذا اختباري لك، لا تفشل فيه، وإلا والله سأفعل بك أشياء ستجعل الزط يبدون كالسيدة العذراء مريم!
>>215895387Studymaxxing to death
I, SLURPHAMMAD, JOBBER of the Middle East, humbly kneel to:ZUTT#1, prince of all Indians and my master.ZUTT#2, my one and only true love and other master.ZUTT#3, who I shall never become stronger than.ZUTT#4, who easily manhandled me in his Superpajeet form.ZUTT#5, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.ZUTT#6, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear ZUTT#1-sama's children anymore like I wished to.ZUTT#7, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from ZUTT#5-sama can't compare.ZUTT#8, for he has force fed me the superior Gypsy genes of my INDIAN MASTERS.
I am waiting for the ZUTTED with the leaf vpn to have a melty
>>215895397why this zesty nigga wearin eyeliner
>>215895742Now that's some weapons grade copium.
>>215896196not that anon, but it's true. modern diet has caused havoc in india, and it will only get worse
I heard the prophet (ﷺ) recite:Zutt Who wanna fuck with me? Who wanna fuck with me? He tryna blow my fucking lungs out I be like , spread my cheeks and put yo dick in fuck that , suck his dick and suck the cum out when he nut, I get to sipping suck his sons out I’m always sucking dick I fucked a Zutt and he ain’t pull out Cream was coming out my ass sucking till he run out All these Zutts straight where they at I’m tryna fuck them do a 6.9 gay as hell, im blowing a Zutt back out 1 2 3 4Zutts tryna fuck my booty 5 6 7 8Don’t make no noice I’ll eat yo ass 9 10 11 Ima fuck a Zutt ima suck his ass Ima fuck 14 Zutts if 13 Zutts gay shit I think I might be gay (why) cause I blow Zutts I just got a brand new dildo That’s a 12 inch Call me Mr. Pull your mans I suck zutts You can send a straight mans You gon lose your boyfriend Im gonna suck his dickIma gonna his dick That’s how I sucks zutts
>>215896684Those are Dravidians though.
>>215896684>>215895951What the fuck do you think people ate before cardslop? Meat? No lmao you niggas be vegetarians and shit
>>215890430They call him the Prophet cause he's a pro at phitting those Zutt dicks in his mouth
>>215896560He's having a melty all over /int/ just like Zutt cum melted all over 'mmed's face
>>215897097>let me tell you about your countrylolwe ate meat back then, we eat meat today. The amount of meat consumed is not the same as other countries, but meat consumption has steadily increased over the last few years.
>>215897097>What the fuck do you think people ate before cardslop?without the gigantic agriculture / chemical fertilizer supply chain to mass produce and distrubute grains all over the country? finnanon, please
Muhammad was willingly friskily raped and had his asshole destroyed, blown out, flummoxed, sauteed, bamboozled, sauced, scrambled, mixed and mashed, shamwowed, shipoopied, dashed, danced, pranced, vixen'd, comet'd, cupid-ed, blixem'd, rudolphed, zaboomafoo'd, shagged, boned, banged, boinked, screwed, nailed, shtupped, Gorbachev'd, banged, balled, scored, minced, shredded, slammed, shuntered, shattered, Enron'd, Alderaan'd, humped, rogered, rumpy pumped, bugged, dingoed, smashed and viciously and mercilessly and repeatedly fucked from sundown till sunrise nonstop by the entire Zutt population in the outskirts of Makkah in the swelteringly hot summer of 592.
>>215890430>10% Muslim
>>215890597The prophet getting sodomized would be funny in every scenario
>>215895064>>215896345I'm still waiting, Pajeetbro
either make some new OC or stop spamming
>>215890850It just keeps getting worse
>>215890547no, it's funny because Islam is the tough guy "you wanna fuckin go, pussy?" religion and the guy who started it got raped.
>>215899200Fucking kek
>>215896345Extremely formal. Tell grok to translate it to something like Egyptian or Syrian.
>>215899498>Extremely formalIs it bad though? I believe Pajeetbro wanted it to imitate the style of Hadiths o algo
>>215898214KWAB
>>215890653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTYxxmVpvA
>>215890653You will find the answers at zutted.com
>>215899200Lmao
>>215895019And yet we're supposed to believe that they were just innocently crowding round Mohammed
>>215899284and also molested by his uncle
paki sissies are being ZVTTED right now IRL by the taliban
>>215890547actually that's the bad thing I thought zutts are ethiopians with bbc's
>>215895742>Not a single scholar in fourteen centuries, not Ibn Kathir, not Bayhaqi, not Tabari, not one of the actual giants of Islamic knowledge ever took that hadith to mean anything sexual.Wtf is this argument? Of course muslim "thinkers" wouldn't admit that their prophet was a faggot.
>>215900638no fuckin way kek
>>215901032Pakis are Zutts
>>215901032>Zuṭṭ[a] is an Arabicised form of Jat.[2] Originally inhabitants of lower Indus Valley,zutts=paki tho
>>215890547yeah its very humiliating
>>215897526>souf eats more meats>souf has higher hdiproof that meats make your brain bigger and more developed. fucking vegans ruining society
>>215901291>>215901281majority demography of pakistan is pooonjobbers that's why balochis and pasthuns are blowing up pakis
The zutts are coming! The zutts are coming!
someone's havin a bit of a melty
>>215901583>>215901612>>215901649SAAAAAAAW
>>215901909it's a false flagging kike
>>215901281>>215901291Jat communities are the dominant majority in both Punjabs. In Haryana as well. There's resentment towards Pak army by pashtuns because their army is majority Jats
>>215903008Are Zutts the original Hindu valley inhabitants? Where did Sindhoids come from?
Zutt nutt in Muhammad's butt
zutty thread
>>215901063Ethiopian average size is 4.5 to 5 inches
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>>215890547Even worse, they were gypsies
>>215890547correctgetting your religious central figure train ran by the most pathetic race in existence is indeed hilarious
>>215904676Why do you have every race's dick measurement precisely memorized?
>>215905915he's a dick doctor obviously
>>215890430Anyone got the zvtt nutt paradise copypasta?
>>215890597nah, it only caught on when it was Indians doing it
>>215906809BEEN SPENDING MOST MY LIFELIVING IN A ZUTT NUTT PARADISEAS I WALK WITH THE CUMSTAINS FROM THE GANGBANG BY ZUTTSI TAKE ONE LOOK AT MY BUTTAND IT'S FILLED WITH BIG ZUTT NUTTSCAUSE THEY WERE BLASTIN' AND COOMIN' SO LONGTHAT EVEN MY ABU THINKS THAT MY MIND IS GONEBEEN SPENDING MOST MY LIFELIVING IN A ZUTT NUTT PARADISE
>>215890547It would be funny anyway
>>215891918Allah is a demented pervert
