Professor Noel Sharkey edition
rorke believing he's protected from biological weapons because 23andMe don't have his saliva
>/int/ only allows respectful discussion of other cultures
>>215897798Isnt 23 and me israeli?
Gooning on strike until my employer makes my status at the end of the month clear
Not a fan of the Feargals, me
once got a 3 day ban here for pretending to be a nonce
strokin my dihh
>>215897780A GOOD HEART THESE DAYS IS HARD YO FINDcorrrr, tune that. Is he a professor of music then? Or sound engineering?
Never Let me Go is based on a novel you yank swine
>>215897846Hes from robot wars
>>215897849who cares
janny is a scumbag
>>215897837>pretendinghah yeah mate
It's mad how fit soap actresses are. Would shag them all rotten
>>215897865rage on
>>215897865Just put edition in the text la
>>215897849oh yeah I guess that means it's not a film then you're right
looking for a good Werewolf movie to watch, any recommendations lads
Can't wait to surprise those little kiddies when they knock on my door in two fridays time, the look on their little faces when I reveal myself in my 'special' costume haha
>>215897837why were you pretending to be a nonce
Pull up the drawbridgeNuke the Channel TunnelFortress Britain
>>215897863What do you mean? Jumaru, the anime? Did you have that too in england?
>>215897886it's not a rule
Dreaming of fattening up an arrogant English boy until he's too heavy to move and too addicted to want anything else.
>>215897895just for a laugh
>>215897846immigrants are fucking horrific and disgusting and ruining are country.>>215897810so? Israeli people are trustworthy are you seriously some sort of antisemite?>>215897865no. janny is actually helping improve the quality of this board are you serious?>>215897874no she's a digusting munter slag.>>215897886don't boss him around and actually it's best that the edition isn't in the text
>>215897888well that's him finished
I know you're here and they'll be getting rid of you soon
my steam friend who trooned out just sent me a phishing link..
>>215897927don't like women who use vulgar language like "fuck" "shit" "twat" and "cunt"
>>215897945
>>215897951why
>>215897927School dinners under Labour
>>215897927Gf is into race play
>>215897965it's not ladylike
>>215897953Fat cunt
nth for the gyaldem
>>215897951Meanwhile no woman likes you so it's fine
Fucking hell spaki more bitter than usual
>>215897970knew a racist girl secretly into white/arab raceplay
Just can't be fucking arsed. Life isn't supposed to be like this. The constant barraging from work, the constant bills flowing in and going up and you have to get on the phone to ask why, the council looking to fine you for the slightest thing and then having to make sure you don't get mugged on the bus after you stop driving because it got too expensive, and then you can't go on holiday anywhere either and if you do work expects you to take your laptop with you and the mrs expects a fancy wedding and a ring that costs 10k and a nice puppy what the fuck is all this utter shite it's counter to the human spirit at times
As somebody who has lived all over the UK I must admit that the Welsh are far more intelligent and emotionally sensitive than the brutish and vulgar English and Scottish
Spaino really upsetting the incels today
>>215897994Hes mad about his employed woman faux pas
>>215898004Life is what you make it
Mad how everyone ITT takes a dump
>>215897914well we have enough legit nonces like spaino to worry about here so think on
>>215898033not me, i never poo
>>215898027Alri Mark Hollis
>>215898033whenever i see a pretty girl i imagine her pooing and it ruins the attraction
>>215897977I don't mind women swearing, as long as it's occasional. Same goes for men. When people swear too much, it's a sign that they lack intellect. Notice that a lot of lefties swear constantly.
>>215898044true gentleman, pooing is lower class and vulgar
>>215898000Same I know a white girl who is into white/Indian race play
>>215898033on nopoo myself takes a while to adapt but your body starts reabsorbing it and regaining your aryan energry
>>215898064it's okay during sex but any other time it's icky
>>215898033cough up pellets me
>>215898004>and the mrs expects a fancy wedding and a ring that costs 10kYou're dating the wrong type of women. Decent women don't give a shit about that stuff.
Mad how everything ended up much worse than my worst fears
>>215898033not me. i have a colostomy bag
>>215898071Personally I'm on No FCast away all swearing and you'll feel an inner light which elevates you in day-to-day life
reckon having a gf is awfulprefer being a virgin freak me
>>215898068why white/indian? from the girl i knew i got the impression she was into it because she viewed arabs and muslims as evil filth
british people do square poos
>>215898004mad how our very existence is frankly miraculous and incredibly brief and we have to spend almost all of it asleep or doing utter drudgery
wanking to Tupac shagging Biggie Smalls up the arse
>>215898093>You're datingthat's where you're wrong about him
>>215898004What is stopping you from just moving to a different country and starting over if you hate your life so much? What's holding you back?
it's never my turn
>>215898113many are saying this
>>215898125broken spirit, a common problem in the modern man
>>215898109I don’t know she just likes being dominated by Indian man
Man convinced things are the same as they used to be is seemingly unaware that they aren't
>>215898004You've boxed yourself into this by basing all of your life around appearances and what looks best to others
do you get banned if you post a pic of your poo here ? It’s not nudity so I would imagine not
>>215898153saaaaar
>>215898172would you show your toil colleagues a photo of your shit?
>>215898033Doing a poo right now
the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that somewhere out there is an Italian maiden waiting for her prince (me)
>>215898172Might not count as safe for work yet someone screaming nigger bum sex in the thread is safe for work somehow
>>215898145So you've decided to stay like this and die an unhappy man? Couldn't comprehend this me. Get your stuff together or admit you are satisfied with your little comforts.
>>215898200No
>>215898172>do you get banned if you post a pic of your poo hereYeah I also know that the photo Poley once posted of his tiny tiny penis in a plastic cage is on a block list. Literally cannot be reposted without editing
>>215898208scream
Dated a woman a few years ago and she said "if we got engaged, I don't need a fancy engagement ring, just one worth about £1500 will be fine for me" without a modicum of irony. And when I realised that she was a lazy bitch who had no desire to learn new life skills, I binned her off quickly.
>>215898208Rorke on a madone
>>215898221not ok here then
don't you know that you are a shooting star?
>>215898208youve been done
I have never 'dated'
>>215898208I never reported you myself but you seem like a right bellend so I support the sentiment of banning you
>>215898208>falsely pretty sure it was the racial slur that got you banned mate
>>215898227i pray this is bait
>>215898227Mental that you think £1500 is a lot of money for a woman you supposedly love and want to spend the rest of your life with
Only 40 school days left until Christmas
>>215898004You're meant to have goals mate. If you spend your entire life toiling away for no particular reason besides survival you will go postal one day
does anyone else look up spoilers for everything they watch? i just like knowing what's going to happen
if i ever decide to stop being an incel im not marrying some bitch who expects a wedding ring and ceremony
so you guys actually going to get kicked off by kia stama
women should wear long dresses
>>215898295why wouldn't you want a fun ceremony and maybe even a barbecue wedding party with the extended senpai before you and the newlywed go off on the honeymoon holiday
>>215898275Mental that you think that spending a lot of money on a ring is the ultimate sign that you want to settle down with a woman.
>>215897890an american werewolf in london if you haven't already seen itif you have, try Dog Soldiers
>>215898275I'd spend more than that but it's still a redflag imo, a woman should just be happy she was propositioned and not consider the price
>>21589831160 dayswe're all going to get aussie vpns and bring back the golden age of /int/
>>215897925Go back to england then
>>215898323would prefer an equally autistic gf who isnt into that sort of thing
>>215898275Dire postBet this >>215898004 is you
>>215898294can't believe this actually happened
>>215898319And only wear heels when they are with their boyfriend/husband
titty bounce
>>215897968SCROUTCHING
>>215898344erm no it's fully of immigrants who ruined the coutry you PLONKER>>215898345ah right, may have to find her online in some discord server that focuses on victorian dressmaking or something
>>215898311already got my 4chan pass so will be seeing you poorfags later
>>215898004>the constant bills flowing in and going up and you have to get on the phone to ask whyHate this.
>>215898327Never said that but women like that shit that’s just who they are. If you’re planning to spend the rest of your life with her what’s the problem? you think £1500 is a lot of money (LOL get your bread up lil nigga)
>>215898311UK being banned will probably be the final coffin in this website desu, it's already flooded with bots and Indians and with us gone that's the second biggest English speaking contingent gone
>>215898311Seems inevitable even the likely scenario 4chan wins their case against ofcom fines. Ofcom will pressure UK internet providers to get 'chon blocked
>£7 for a pack of butter>£6 for a loaf of sourdough bread>£8 for a pack of salmon£21 on just three items of food to make a sandwich
>>215898388immigrants are the root cause of that
>>215898349Yh
brazilians think they invented the airplane
shan't marry any woman whose parents don't pay me a sizable dowry to be honest
>>215898094Blair won a landslide with 35%
>>215898404do you immediately chuck the lot in the bin after making one (1) sandwich then
>>215898434Yh x
scranoodling
>>215898336>>215898403yeah maybe the boomers will too tech illiterate to be able to do itit got cut off by our 2 ISP's for like 6 months once and i remember it being comically easy to get past, like not even needing a vpn or anything
>>215898429Didn’t ask mate
>>215898004Mad how much better life was in the 80s and 90s. No uni, walk into a job doing fuck knows what, get a decent house for you and your missus (married at 22), pop 2-3 kids out and do all this on a single income.
>>215898404lad, try not getting your shopping of justeat
would gladly spend £1500 on a ring for the toilfu but unfortunately it isn't to be
>>215898404Why do lefties love sourdough bread, it tastes like shite
glod
>>215898226>>215898234>>215898252Fuck I 've missed it again. Shit, piss, cunt
>>215898434I didn't say one sandwich
>>215898004Get a lab grown one lad. My missus gets compliments everywhere on hers and it cost me £2.3k all in
>>215898463was some incel complaining about his ban
>>215898213You are in France.
reckon cunts who like dadberg more over their mumbergs are wrong uns
>>215898473you said "a sandwich", singular
right im just going to start killing people who inconvenience me
>>215898489I have always been a mummy's boy and it even crossed a generation because I was grans favourite too
>>215898489Obviously
>>215898389>but women like that shit that’s just who they are.Yes, the type of women to avoid. When you inevitably get divorced, do you think they aren't going to go after your money? My Dad is currently getting divorced from his second wife (his first was my Mum, who died 13 years ago), and she is trying to take half of his money through her solicitor, even though she initiated the divorce because she had an affair with a guy who is now her toyboy boyfriend. And she's not exactly short on money to begin with, she has a very good job that pays upwards of £80k per year, and she has already bought a separate house. All those types of women care about is money and status.
>>215898492"A sandwich" can mean multiple smaller sandwiches from the same loaf of bread. You're making them from the whole single loaf
>>215898390We were the fastest thread on the site at one point, and half of /sp/ is about the Premier League, reckon it's over for the chan
Wish that Israeli who posted fucking machines was still around
>Can only get shitty 75mbps tops broadband at current place as no fibre in the building yet>Get shitty Sky connection for £27 a month>Contract renews>£46 a monthHoly fucking SHIT hahahah the fucking state of itNeed to get martin lewis on these cunts asap
>>215898489factbergs fr
>>215898481Awfully kind of you. It doesn't pass unappreciated, your digital gesture. Like an ethereal deus-ex-machina you provided relief and interpretation simultaneously, a good samaritan through the binary signals of electricity.
>>215898512>"A sandwich" can mean multiple smaller sandwiches from the same loaf of bread.no it doesn't, it just means a sandwich
>>215898512what the fuck are you talking about no it can't
dadberg ruined the marriage with mumberg one summer when it was found out he was getting random women to the house to film a porno with them while we were on holiday in spain
>>215898519my provider knocked off a couple of quid a month because im a loyal customer
>>215898511This is not a therapy session mate
if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
rorke telling his mum hes having a sandwich then making 12 with the entire loaf and scranning them all
I hate banter
>>215898511exact same thing happened with my parents are you my twin
>>215898538>>215898530Yes it does if it's from the same piece of bread.
rorke eating white breadleftypol eating wholegrain brown bread
imagine a 4chan without British posters
>"A sandwich" can mean multiple smaller sandwiches from the same loaf of bread. You're making them from the whole single loaf
>>215898541how did she find out? and why was your dad daft enough to film his affairs?
I feelings of imminent doom like I will die soon
i prefer crusty rolls when making sandwiches
>>215898545It's the truth, deal with it.
what happened to britbant and britfeel?
>>215898511Women are evil
>>215898541Absolute stinker that
>>215898556HAHAHA, HE IS A FAT FUCKING CUNT ISN'T HE?
>>215898519me? on the city fibre£25 a month for 1gb dl/up
>>215898567if you cut 1 sandwich into 2 pieces and they stay next to each other maybebut 2 unrelated pieces of bread in the same loaf? No, mong
peak
>>215898512>an A press is an A press, you can't say it's only a half
>>215898512I'm ESL and even I know you're full of shit.
RIP
>>215898574it was something to do with one of the women reporting something to the police and his computer was confiscated and he was in jail but idk what the criminal charge was exactly i never asked because I didn't really want to know more
>>215898625Genuinely looks foul
my parents been married for over 40 years, I'm glad they weren't grubby materialist middle class filth
im so gready lol *eats your food* *eats this >>215898625* haha not even full
>>215898617It's like if you have a cake that's cut into smaller pieces, it's still a cake
I'm the world's gayest man
>>215898577Quite relevant to what we were talking about
>>215898625Never understood cold poultry me, that stuff is vile, repulsive
stealing this look
>>215898511Btw leftists read stuff like this and their thoughts are>"yaaaass qween take all his money men deserve nothing"They are evil and have no empathy
>>215898647My parents are middle class tarq lites and been married for 40years
>>215898655ill eat that an all haha little snack
>>215898612First thing I noticed was her cross
>>215898063Makes me more attracted.
>>215898662british people tend to have shit taste in everything
the frenchman getting visibly confused and upset by cold chicken
I feel sick ate to much>>215898674>>215898680>>215898680>>215898691>>215898694>>215898695ate to much lads you know what its like
Can't believe we'll be blocked from this place in 60 days
>>215898612Shameless promotion.
>>215898671well they're the good kind of middle class with moral values, not many around anymore
>>215898612ffs was waiting for them to snog
>>215898699
>>215898674odd that they wear it despite what they're doing would be frowned upon by Jesus, maybe in 200 years we'll have jewesses who wear swastika necklaces just for the aesthetics
>>215898655Your analogy makes no sense. If you baked several cakes using a set of ingredients you wouldn't call them all "a cake" no matter how they're sliced even if you used the same bag of flour.
Are you a gamer?
>>215898647ah yes the notoriously happy working class marriage
women want a guy to play video games with, not a gymrat with abs
>>215898694he's right tho cold chicken out the fridge tastes bad
>>215898722They are just raised Christian but know fuck all about Christianity or what it preaches.
Playing the new Pokemon gameIt's okay so far, got some cute characters and Totodile
>>215898694this guy really TAM WN3NK
>>215898722average protestant
^_^
>>215898750Lust provoking image
>>215898739>thinking exercising a for a few hours a week means that becomes your whole personality
>>215898737yeah but lower class marriages just break down because they're stupid, middle class divorces are nastier and always about money and social climbing
>>215898694I am mad, I am upset. Food is all I have left and you're RUINING IT with your stale, dry, rock hard pieces of chicken. Chicken sandwiches are disgusting, an abomination, an affront to life itself
shoving a chicken drumstick up my arse
>>215898172Im serving out a 3 dayer for posting my armpit abscess. Moments later, someone posted cp that was allowed to remain for half an hour. Ziedy is allowed to spam and advertise on a routine basis. The rule following, decent man? He has to live in fear of over-prudent tyranical jannies while the rabble is free to fill the 'log up with porn and bait of all sorts. Two-tier justice. 10x back-to-back 120 second captcha btw.
You can have moist chicken that's coldI like chicken salad sandwichesDon't like turkey though even though they're basically just big chickens, they've got a weird taste to them
might try an asian or black escort this time but not sure if I will enjoy it
Might wank to some Bobbi Starr videos
>>215898610Openreach tells me I can't get FTTP until next year
>>215898750no clunge? booo
she wants a man who is a thread personality on /brit/
>>215898758Tи дeбил хyи́
>>215898836/brit/ is a metaphor for Britain
>>215898848corr love that bitch, had some of my earliest orgasms wanking over her back in the 00s
3 pm
uncovering a bit of work drama
>>215898851Pokemon don't have genitals dude
does anyone actually like the taste of sourdough
Can you get passive smoking from people stinking of fags
>>215898909yeh
>>215898848Get the knob shuffled to the one of her as a slutty latex/pvc maid getting boned by that moroccan looking fella with the giant ugly knob
>>215898886you CANNOT post the ponies and you CANNOT hide the ponies in your gifs
there's a thread about australia on tv and I made a post there saying that I'm australian and that australia is a shithole even though I've never been there
>>215898909No like beer its all just performative
>>215898927>moroccan looking fella with the giant ugly knobAre you thinking of the skinny Rio Ferdinand lookalike haha
>>215898750how are you playing it did you torrent?>>215898759eh depends on denomination and what's the most popular one in a region, catholics in spain are more likely to be extrinsically religious whilst protestants otherwise but it'd be the other way around in the UK. The normie religious denominations of a country usually have more people who are just nominally christian
>No like beer its all just performative
>>215898909Yeah it's okayI like the texture more than the taste but it's not bad tasting or anything
>>215898848Sylvia Soprano for me xx
>>215898878
What good is the online safety act at protecting the chillen if you can just google image porn actresses and see the explicit results (the only thing it blocks is if you try to access the site hosting the result).literally can find hardcore porn one click on most people's homepage What a stupid piece of legislation
Performatively drinking four cans a night in the house on my own
had a standing wank today, felt powerful
>>215898975Reckon it might not actually have been about that after all
>>215898979>four cans a night in the house on my ownUpgrade to Duvel mate (don't pour the last 1cm it's bitumen) You'll get smashed and it's a nice smashed
the most racist man alive
I don't get it
>>215898969he got shot in the eye with vagina goo~
Must have been absolutely insane to be an in-shape lad with a big willy in central europe in the mid 2000s. Free ticket to knob some of the fittest girls to ever do filthy stuff on camera and get paid handsomely for it.
>>215898975they want what China has
>>215898892what's this then?
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>>215899015most intentional boob bounce i've seen
>>215898840turkey smells nice when it's roastingbrings good memories
>>215898975you don't even have to google it tiktok just shows it to you
>>215899028what my willy looks like after a 16 hour goon sesh
>>215899049Think you mean Türkiye lad
>>215899046oh really??
>>215899058erm
pumpernickel sourdough is my favorite sandwich bread
>>215899080she have onlyfans?
Butters
need a british rose
>>215898975Come on mate they couldn't fine a big company like google a whopping *checks notes* £20,000
>>215898739It's because she thinks she doesn't deserve a man like that, same as we do for pretty women, proving the deeply engrained democratic values of our society.
love thinly sliced turkey on a sandwich desu
>>215899069does your penis shoot fireballs?
>>215899098You fell for her tricks
Hate swedish gooner so much. Yea let me share my 500 tiktok whore webms with a bunch of smelly hairy blokes and put a dumb quip to get a (you)
>>215899111I think it's more that the guy isn't very good looking and made himself look like a vain ponce by trying to showoff his gymbod like that
destroy women
>>215899117it does after a 16 hour goon sesh. from all the friction you see
and a hot loaf of crusty sourdough with soft butter to begin a meal at a nice seafood restaurant is very enjoyable
>>215899080Helen Hunt looking motherfucker
>>215899111probably due to immigration
Not calling it TurkiyeNot calling it Cote d'IvoireNot calling it BharatNot calling it EswatiniNot calling it MyanmarSimple as
>>215899159Helen Hunt in Trancers mind, corrrrrrrrr
>>215899132I have never paid in my life, simpcity man me
turkey drummers chips and beansbut back when I was a kid because turkey drummers don't taste nice anymore
>>215899080I don't understand. Is 5 guys a food chain?
>>215899177it's really no wonder British people grow up so dysgenic with such grim food as children
>>215899168Burmmaaaa shave...https://youtu.be/iGeIusN-avE?si=ohicOhdxk6kgvrDz
>>215898739No, he just looks like a fucking chinless gimp and asks 'hurr does this look le good' like a 12 year old. Obviously that's going to make her fanny shrivel up like a prune.
>>215899162You know I love you right?
>>215899168based
>>215899210not even Scotland backed Scottish independence
>>215899210Can't wait for the underwhelming 4% of the vote or whatever he gets at the next election and for him to disappear like every other loony green leader.
>>215899206Yeah but you have no idea how much more I love you, you make my cheeks flush and the immense oxytocin you induce in me makes me snog your posts whenever I see them pop up on the screen x
>>215898750Hips don't lie
>>215899214lol
>>215899210Zack Polanski, real name David Stephen Paulden.Famously claimed he could hypnotise women to make their breasts larger, and charged money to do so.
>>215899111>a man like thathe's hardly a catch he looks like he's modelled himself after more plates more dateshis lifestyle and personality is off-putting
>>215899214Vote was swayed by English people living there. Independence votes should only be allowed to be cast by people who were born there else they are pointless
>>215899210Nice to see the Greens embracing Anglo-Saxon ethnonationalism
laugh and the whole world laughs with you
>>215899232i thought she was going to say something like it's tattooed on my arm why would you need to ask me what it is
>>215899210>Everyone in those places who likes that already vote for the respective parties>People in England either think this is bad, don't care, or were voting for him anywaySmooth operator they've got here
>>215899255so like every leftist figure he’s a freak with women issues got it
>>215899210Every few years the British left has a moment of mass belief where they start spaffing off left right and centre like this and it is inevitably crushed
>>215899192Only the best on your plate was it?
>>215899282>>215899282>>215899282
>>215899266how do you think all the scots living in england would have voted?
hair is thinning lads. razor is either going across my head or my neck
>>215899255Never charged money.Was asked to try and help women who had body image issuesGet a new one gammon
>>215899266This idiot also votes for a party that wants to bring in millions of pakistanis
>>215899210open borders for us though
>>215899258>more plates more datesRorke hearing this and patting his big belly in contention
Leftypol promising to dismantle the country he's running to be in charge of
>>215899266Stop being a disgusting racist. New Scots like Humza Yousaf are just as Scottish as you Hamish
>>215899232"6 million" comment bait
>>215898848For me it's her girls kissing scenes
>>215899232First thing I noticed was her Star of David
Fun fact: in the 2005 UK General Election, the Conservative party actually won the popular vote in England.
>>215899210Greens can help but shoot themselves in the foot. Sort your shit out already Corbyn
>>215899303>never charged moneyHe had an office on harley street
