Great Britain edition
hi all,nice to make your acquaintance. i'm the easy please me. i'm new.
why does mousey type like... you know.... that.
James Bond !!
>>215907188fuck off you cunt
just turned muslimallah hu akbar
>>215907199He's an attention seeking mong, which is why he seethes at anyone else getting attention (which he claims is against the rules).
>>215907199for...attention !!...because hes a loser
*sits in my armchair reading the Beano in the corner of the thread*
Brit/ Waslovelytoday .. Ok .. !!
>>215907231do you get appointed a vife on conversion or do you get to choose?
Ever just walk down the street and see a little boy look you up and down? I know it's likely non-sexual, but I can't help but think, "gay." Gay 5-year-old boy, you know?
>>215907206hey, chillax. easy come, easy go
>>215907231hello green party voter
we love you mouse!
help lads my cat just turned norn irish and he's threatening to blow up my car
hating garyeats poster is NOT acceptable
>>215907260But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Ngubu.
>>215907231It's not a syndrome, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MHTUovdOek
I`m Renouncing My Voteeveryonemust Now Vote ForJames Bond !!
mental how pointless school and uni are nowI went to a shit uni, did badly at college but I'm still doing well anyway because i just studied what I wanted to do as an adult and got a good jobthey make it out that you'll really regret not trying hard when you're a kid but it doesn't matter at all and it's just some weird gaslighting they do to make you put in effort
Bigham's on the plate
>>215907303we had this discussion in the last thread
>>215907300But which one?
you're all so welcome
imma keep it a buck
alright lads anything interesting going on?
James Bond Has LovelyGadgets !!
>>215907354it's all calm baby
>>215907303effort at school is a bit of a meme, really all they're trying to do is make you a good toilslave
>>215907323I wasn't part of it because I had the thread open but was doing something else until it reached the bump limitso I want to talk about this now and we're going to. Pipe down.
>>215907354not too much, we were just talking about neoliberal teeth
>>215907354it's getting colderwalked through some leaves and made them go crunch crunch crunch
>>215907354Slipped a metal rod in my pee hole. Stretched the bastard out and reduced piss time by 50%
Pozz my fucking neghole!!
watching fresh meatfucking depressing even the fat Scottish freako has gotten more pussy than me
>>215907284>the singular garyeats poster
>>215907394where'd you get the advance copy of greens manifesto?
>>215907369Or maybe they were trying to teach you that you get out of life what you put in and if you drift through life as cynical low effort waster you will wake up one day a 30 something unemployed virgin loser in his smeggy childhood bedroom who spends all day posting on 4chan.
what % of your time at toil is spent dossing ladsfor me it's probably about 20-30% realistically which is less than average for my workplace
>>215907397which one would you stick your knobule in first?
Should be completely illegal to make a character in a Pokemon game THIS sexy
>>215907397fictional character got some fictional sex did he?
>>215907393all animals pissarro from an average of 8 seconds yes, even elephants the greater volume of piss is compensated for by a greater torrent
>>215907443The Welsh oneI’d marry her
>>21590744010%
>>215907440I probably do 3 hours work out of an 8 hour day I reckon
>>215907433nah, you got rapedany good money in being a well behaved eunuch?
Any better hangover cure than hair of the dog. A cheeky pint of IPA while in bed at 6 AM
>>215907457You don’t get it…
I celebrate my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo
in school we go through lessons that prepare us for testsin life we go through tests from which we learn lessons
>>215907477Weird how you assumed that post was directed at you.
James here`s a New Gadget OkIt helpsfind Good Restaurants ..Thanksh Q but I don`t Need thishBecause Of .. !!Did Someone Call ?? Hello James !!Gary Eatsh you are a Geniush tell me the Best Restaurants ok !!Let`s GoTo Shrewsbury and .. give it a Go !!...
it was acceptable in the 80s
>>215907458Love this fact, hadn't a clue. Thanks
favourited loads of things on vinted but the sellers haven't signed in for weeks / months
>>215907496sounds like you're the one not getting it lad heh
>>215907505Obliterated that cunt
albino clicking that
The next James Bond script leaked?
what sort of food does Rorke have for dinner then
>>215907527evil gooner
>>215907515lol wtf are yuo going on abuot
any good continental porneverything seems to be either american or japanese
glod
Might open a 2000 bottle Montrachet. Unsure if it's spoiled or good to drink. Absolutely dreading the thought of it going to waste. Might make a pot of clams and mussels with it, if so
>>215907557leftypol
>>215907564sorry Homealone Okyou weren`tInThisstory !!
>>215907505that's me done
is it bad to wank to dead pornstars?
Erm... Why is she... You know?
>>215907647Only if they're dead in the videos, m8
>bring them home>we will dance again>let the ball talk [loses 5-0]Why does every recent Israeli slogan sound kinda weird and ESL?Is it because they're skirting around their own horrific actions?
mental how badly
*gulp*>>215907525
>>215907682
>>215907146
>>215907703terrible face looks like Henry the 8th
*quietly stir-fries some prawns at the back of the thread*
what's rorke been up to today then
>>215907745at work
>>215907703titwank
>>215907680french?
how do neetbux work over there? do you have to pretend like you're looking for work?
>>215907724the /brit/ brigade
>>215907772nh...
So this ir rorke
tax the poor to 500% fuck them im sick of thistax benefits to 100%tax all the things which poor people do
>>215907745Why don't you ask him?*holds mirror up to you**plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivWY9wn5ps on the sound system*
>>215907724I miss when military uniforms had their own cultural identity instead of just everyone in digital camo with the same generic helmet
the same bint keeps ordering next day deliveries so she sees me everyday. is she into me?
>what do you mean we can't come and start fighting locals???In Amsterdam even the local politicians called it a "pogrom" before it became obvious it was Maccabi fans being cunts and they all changed their tunes
>>215907805Yeah ahmed you should go into her house and kiss her next time
Rather enjoying the Zutt memes
>>215907795Yea everything is soulless now
>>215907819The londonoid fears the Jewish BVLL
seeing bar italia at the dome on saturdayare YOU?
>>215907837I barely notice them, I'm just looking at my phone seeing where my next drop is
>>215907805Yes, or a fat cunt
>>215907873Sounds like a shitty chain restaurant
nikki rhodes
>>215907886nah she cute, foreign, Polish or something
bought a bag of chips
what’s that dinner you’re having nathan? Looks decent
tried to look at my arsehole in the mirrorwasn't pretty
Gods not real. The Bible is a work of fiction. Grow up.
>>215907912moron
>>215907948why did you do that mate?
>>215907948looked at my arsehole frequently during my mephedrone days and it looks okay actuallyprobably inviting to a gay mong but not gay myself you see
might have some toastthen againmight not
got a thread up where every reply is me samefagging
any fit girls in this thread?
>>215907873Interesting concept. Maybe I'll catch it on a streaming app at some point
>>215907989
>>215907988was curious
salt for dinner
>reads books>buys tesla
>>215907948Got an ex of mine to not only to that to mine but then rim it Then she became obsessed with doing it So I stopped respecting her and got rid of her Still wank to the memory of it
>>215908018loool good engagement bait on TikTok that, she’s obviously not 31
*starts clapping rorke's arse*
>>21590798925 year old model who looks 17
Got a Samsung chromebook with my 25 ultra purchase. Arriving next month. I've assigned it as my new gooning book. Going to chromecast to the TV and fill it with gooning content. Let's gooooo!
>>215908018she looks fine except she's fucked her skin through excessive sunbathing
>>215907872>London>Aston VillaAre you, perchance, a spastic?
>>215908018im 31 and still look like a twinktheres summat wrong with this lasscancer probably
>>215908055you should be in jail
>line goes up>mfw
>>215908087fogpyeg
Why am I so tired? Is it drinking? Or being home alone all day?
im 17 I just look older
>Bar Italia
nathan underperforming tonight you unwell mate? you’re not posting enough
>>215908018ready for timmy now>>215907989
>>215908122(me, the poster is not 17)(that's just what this character says in the british show the inbetweeners)(dont ban me please janny)
>>215908075Ordered a nice gatmin watch too might get an anime watch theme. Found one for 30 quid. Need to be woken by my anime heroes every morning and have short conversations with them about my sleep quality.
Decided to do 40 hours of overtime a month for four months
My 33 year old gf gets ID'd and asked what she's studying at uni
Fuck me the new Bighams venison bourgignon looks capital L LUSHAny other Bighams chads gonna try it? It’s not in my Waitrose yet
>>215908158oh you silly, silly fool
>>215908074she's fat
>>215908180my gf gets ID’d too, she’s 29
>>215908176Terry Fuckwitt is my favourite aside from Big Vern
>>215908125im over 30 actually so fuck off
>>215908180she fit?
https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4?si=6Pr4j8FwHy_8o6b5
>>215908184I'm a Binghams man as well.I enjoy these.
>>215908180by black bouncers?
>>215908186no its alright I've got faith that janman will read my reply and not take the post out of context
>>215908180No she don’t unc LOL your chopped bih is capping
>>215908196would love to suckle milk out of those tetas
I'm hairy as sin up to my navel. I am a quarter French and I look like I am wearing sasquatch pants.
reckon charlie bighams isnt real just that like that mr kipling fella
Any Binghams man in?
>>215908184making a trip to waitrose tomorrow for the beef wellington one, might get the venison too as it sounds peng
Samsung goonbook 14" of pure pleasure
>>215908215Yeah they’re in my top three Charlie B meals, alongside the Fish Pie and the Moussaka>>215908259Corrr tell us what they’re like and take pics lad!
post faster boy
for some reason beating my chest like a gorilla feels good, you guys should give it a try
>>215908259Nice one lad. Is it going to be a /BighamsAndBeer/ night for yourself pal?
>he doesnt listen to bar italia
anyone else on janitor ai?
>>215908280Shall try (if I find them) they should be there>>215908294It will be aye, regardless of if I can find the two I want it'll be a bighams night for me my lad
>>215908203>Big Vern
>>215908299love milking my plums on theregetting some directions i take the chat on there getting shut down a lot now though
>>215908252corrrr wouldn’t mind getting my neoliberal teeth stuck into that
>>215908106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3YULVadae4
When I worked in Sainsbury's I'd ID all the women coz that's flirty
ice cream isnt made with ice though
cvp flow rate rising
>>215908393wait wtf
waymo just wanked me offwith ai and all that
>>215908176>>215908322Just not funny at all though are they
Would only swallow the semen of a virtuous bloke. It's the only exception I'd make
>>215908425Too offensive and not made for the TikTok 'I-I'm bvsed I swear but-' generation like you
what will happen if i take all of my sertraline tablets and down them with a bottle of wine
>>215908395no shagging for you tonight x
>>215908425I like em
>>215908451I'm 34
Went to Popeyes today for the first time. Don’t really see what the fuss is about, basically KFC that is crunchier but has less flavour?
>>215908453mustard gas
>>215908393dumb shite
tinseltown in the Rain
>>215908466"pop eyes" is for you know whatssurprised they dont do sliced watermelon there
just seen thinly veiled racism
khat chewing skinny small boat cronem showing off pale reliefdoll on facetime to his cousin back in eritrea
Plz tell me recommendable diploma mill graduate schoolI'm glad if the school is unfamiliar with even the British so they can't also distinguish
fell helplessly in love with the girl at work with the lovely smile award
>>215908453Pervy landlord will fiddle with your comatose genitals I reckon
might scream into the void
im on 250k
>>215908528trying to imagine you saying this through your neoliberal teeth and it doesn’t hit
>>215908393Thats why we call it Glaice!
>>215908539she got a nice arse?
This has to be the general with the most boogeymen, gimmicks and schizos
>>215908558daily calories yea
>>215908558Fat fuck
>>215908500Was all wypipo in there when I went in
right then just sicked up this booze so im off to bed
malnourished cronem feasting in a 5 star hotel rntimmy firing up the microwave x
>>215908576probably not
>>215908563her bum is nice, nothing special but her smile is something else man
>>215908539corrrr post a pic of her with face cropped out
>>215908558is that how many litres of cum you ingest a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQkGoAfmxp4
>>215908633I see you too have met your mum
>>215908539quite fond of the girlie at work who wears a thong which is rather visible through her summer dresswon't be seeing it for another 6 months now because of the weather
>>215908622Sicking it up means room for more
Haven’t spotted DTFIC since heathermong said he doxed him
>>215908671'
>>215908531ごめん質問わかんない
any of you lads back money from cashback/sign up offers/switching benefits offers and these other sly tricks people on reddit talk about?
>>215908676ask if you can be her personal toilet
bunch of slippy batons about to cause irreversible changes
>>215908597sc
>>215908671hang yourself raped paedo
tell you what my gf will be taking my slippery baton tonight wahey
>>215908634I don't use social media, had a quick Google of her name but couldn't find any photos
>>215908706please tell me this is true
units
>>215908715ゲイフリーク
>>215908744Crodie?
>>215908747>I don't use social mediaThat's an ick
>>215908629ended up leaving /bag/ because of these annoying cuntsAll 'kis jeets and seaniggers too
>>215908760No offence yeahBut these Chinamen both rook same
>>215908760could heem them both
>>215908706he's still here and you're still mindraped
>>215908768excuse me?
>>215908716yeag
>>215908760their weight difference is a whole me do they not have weight classes that seems unfair
>>215908706he’s here every day he just uses the paedo botnet almost exclusively now so he appears with a UK flag
>>215908777don't care, I will never use that brainrot
>>215908808teach me
group of a grade katies
>>215908829if you want the nice gf with lovely smiley it’s best to appear fairly normal by having a decent social profile
>>215908715I want a fake academic degree because I don't want to learn but get an academic background
might reinstall tf2 and see how it's going these days
>>215908779why the hell would you want to interact with the average BA fan
>>215908835I counted earlier I’ve shagged 3 different Katie’s lol slag name and a half
when you say jump then im gonna jump
>>215908881
>>215908531それは不法律名誉がないのか?まったく
why can't you do airbnb but only for guests who are female between 18-25
>>215908831um bout tree fiddy aha
>>215908633ever imagine her taking jungle bbc between her lips while you wank?
>>215908899What about doing a jump and a flip?
>>215908886you mean 3 katya's off vivastreet x
>>215908858oh sorry i don't know
>>215908855if a girl judges me negatively just because I don't have instagram then I don't want to be with that girl and she should probably grow up a bit
>>215908937no she doesn’t have neoliberal teeth
>>215908934haha
asked for a martini on my BA business flight back from Hong Kong and they said they couldn't make itwhat a JOKE
>>215907146You forgot Ulster on that map...
might install dota 2 and try to learn how to play at the ripe old age of 40
>>215908945No I mean I’ve shagged 3 different women called Katie before. Spunked inside all of them. They get around those Katie’s
>>215908919Nothing so please tell meI reject Open Univ I want those of univs which look good on the surface
>>215908983BA business is unironically fucking shit lolOnly a retard would waste money on it
Any 30+ virginous freaks in?
>>215908991are you black?
>>215908985Not part of Great Britain
undecided if i should wank, eat, or do some drugs
Would have loved seeing Macabi dogs getting battered again.What a shame.
fkin poo screaming at my life
>>215907695>their own horrific actions?What's horrific about bombing terrorists?
>>215909014Absolutely not, handsome white man
>>215909012
>>215909011toil paid for it, diego
>>215909041LOL yeah, i think they were katya's not katies
>>215907724cute
>>215909064not diego but even thenthey wasted their money big time
>>215909067you are completely mindbroken by porn
>>215909067I don’t know what that means mate and I don’t know how I can explain any more clearly
>>215908882/bag/ was fun in the first year or so after it released then it got overrun by twitter freaks and foreigners arguing about power levelsBefore it was raid strategies, lore discussion and lads posting their students.
>>215909046wouldn't mind a cycling gfsniff her arse after a ride etc
uhhhhhhhh
>>215909093sc
batondem are going to be a lil violent xx
>>215909020It is though.England, Wales, Scotland, NI = UK/Britain
>>215909087he thinks since you're white you have never (and can't) shag white womenhe is utterly mindbroken by interracial porn
>>215909102get it scranned
flew business on BA from singapore last week and it was okthey give you lots of booze
>>215909112gf gonna get my violent baton tonight, she doesn’t know it yet
>>215909125no im sure he can shag white women, just not katies
>>215909037All those babies and pregnant women, all those child amputee, starving babies, shredded children yes. Nothing horrific about that.Consider suicide. You won't be missed
>>215908995Maybe something like the University of Surrey
never flown anywhere me. 32 years old never left the country never had sex
>>215909125How strange, shagged at least 70 white women. Only ever saw black lads standing against the wall watching at night clubs while I was busy cleaning up
shitting peugeot
>>215909151seek help for your life ruining mentality
>>215909158All caused by Hamas using human shields and refusing to surrender
>>215909194Evil ghoul
>>215909096what do you think it smellsl ike
>>215909132I think they're just very outdatedLike everything in this country
>>215909183Uncanny valley
>>215909151not sure what that means mate, strict not fat girl policy and only ever shagged the pretty ones is that what you’re asking?
haha saved this one back in december 2022 for some reason
>>215909242the new business seats are oki didnt like their old ones where you had to step over someones legs to get otu - what a disgrace
>>215909237yardie cleet
>>215909237probably smells like a bum
>>215909096
>>215909163I examined the administration information and got that the school needs IELTS 7.0Is this easier univ really?
>>215909194ok jew lol
>>215909283CORRRRRR!
>>215904862>>215904862>>215904862
>joins the thread at 302 posts
>>215909237bums and all sorts
I'm making a new one now. Just waiting for the countdown to finish
>>215909347>>215909347>>215909347
>>215909286>IELTS Birmingham and Manchester would be lowerWarwick could be a good one
>>215909295You're brown lol
>>215909217Not an argument
