previous >>215911103
im getting a new book today
why are extraction shooters popular
>>215911177which one
>>215911264they're thrilling
>>215911177get an ebook and have AI read it in funny accents
>>215911303no>>215911293
>>215911303>Mein Kampf >Narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
I need a job. I can't stay home all day it's so boring
These would be the perfect pair for driving around Mexico.You can probably buy both for under $5,000.
>>215911103I want to spread her arse cheeks, dive in and then worship the soles after!!!
>>215911156Regular kidder over here
>>215911377one of my neighbor has an old beetle
>>215911377I’d never do such a foolish thingOne wrong turn and you end up at some narco checkpoint
You'd think this place would be heaven on earth. South Baja California doesn't even reach 1M population.
>>215911339Yeah, lowlife americans make it out of the hoods with that kinda stuff in american comedy clubs
>>215911448Wut?
>>215911487You heard him
/cum/ - Italy, Serbia, and Bulgaria
>>215911547add estonia and germany
>>215911547Why do we attract so many Southrons?
>>215911547It’s over
>>215911565It's the most chill general I reckon
>>215911343I love girls like this, they always do that
I eat pussy
>>215911710do what?
My brother's an annoying vain faggotThinking of buying him a toddler vanity set as a passive aggressive gift idk
>>215911565Swarthy southerners are attracted to the low class trashy vibe
>>215911735Based
>>215911746laundry on a fishing line, it is air cooled
>>215911103That's a really sad ass
>>215911752Take him fishing instead. Make him ungay. Show him how cool Van Halen is. It's your brother
i wanna kms
>>215911856You should LIVE yourself
>>215911856why
Life if I was unemployed (that dolphin and rainbow meme)
>>215911856Live your myth in Srebrenica
>>215911103looks like a tranny
>>215911810No it's notPlenty of cheek volume to bury my face
>>215911856don't do that
>>215911299what's so thrilling about them?
I should protect her
>>215911910How did you meet your white girl?
>>215911910Your reaction in this situation given your current state of self?
>>215911849Hes my older brother
>>215911710>I love girls like thisThat's like every estonian girl
>>215911969Based iPhone poster
>>215911961Yjk she masturbates to the memory
>>215912004iPhone 15 Pro Max 256GB running iOS 26.0.1 reporting for duty
It seems like there are muslims everywhere now
Would you?
>>215912042I have a 16e
>>215911918because you get to rescue a prisoner while the clock is ticking and the entire enemy squad is on your ass
>>215911873That some kinda drug? Never heard of it
>>215912046No not because she's trans but because she's a wigger
>>215912046Last resort but yes… ;)
>>215911963Which girl? I'm single right now. >>215911969would take a sniff >given your current state of selfwhat do you mean?
>>215912089You are gay!Attention! Attention everyone!Footkraut is GAY
>>215911887mental illness, no friends, no success
I take Tylenol every day to unlock my intellectual prowess
>>215912113>no successAren't you in school? You're on the pathway to success
>>215912113>no WHITE PUSSY
>>215912140i'm in college already 6 years now and you're suppossed to finish it in 4
>>215912140 if you're not a normgroid school isn't a pathway to anything
I have to poop and my farts smell extra poopy
>>215912099>what do you mean?Balls ready to EXPLODE (pop) from the slightest touch>>215912111A woman is a woman sorry I’m just not a ‘phobe anymore these days
>>215912140Working is slavery, no job is worth doing these days trust me
>>215912164It took me 5 and a half.It took my uncle 7 years.
>>215912175>A woman is a woman sorry I’m just not a ‘phobe anymore these daysBROTHAT PERSON EITHER HAS1. A PENIS2. AN ACTUAL GAPING WOUND WHERE THEIR PENIS USED TO BE
If Trump were smart he'd tariff white american pussy, because that's how everybody gets their greencards
>>215912062that sounds really boring
>>215912164Drop out and become a beggar at a gas station It's basically passive income + you become a lovable fixture of the community
They're shitting on /mygirl/
>>215912194And dick, holy fuck there are so many Danish girls on tinder in the midwest, they all want that white dick
>>215912193And how does that make her any less of a woman?
>>215912208Are you a middle aged women? I've never known a man to listen to Taylor Swift
>>215912221Women have vaginaaaaaasssss
>>215912208I mean she really took a bit too far with the 5000 different editions she launched of that album
>>215912175I'm on 4chan I see lust all day, I can control my self. But it's getting rough, morning boners can cut through steel.
Nearly 40% into Madame Bovary and not much has happened, hope this shit picks up, Flaubert you closeted French fuck.
I love women so muchhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JEJStDiQW58
>>215912281what are you even posting? you're fucking retarded
>>215912224I am a real human bean>>215912244Literally every artist does that. Look at Charli XCX
>>215912224ESL saaaaaaaaar
I love women when they arch their backs and flick their hairMaximum sexo signal
>>215912281Post the fajitas guy
>>215911810worst ass in mexico
>>215912281Weird as hell you are watching this shit, dude. Not talking to you anymore desu.
>>215912321Calling some pop slop singer an "artist" is a bit of a stretch
>>215912331Yeah, it sucks when they can't do that and are clumsy.
>>215912331never seen that happen
Momberg refusing to move her shit out of the washing machine
>>215912194Sometimes you people say shit you think sounds smart but it's not.
>>215912244>>215912246Mannaggia howd you flip your flag like that
>>215912385They do it all the time Like a dainty flix of their long hair to brush it back, and then they stretch their body out long like a cat showing belly Really activates the arousal centers of ny brain
>>215912297Idk I love women and I saw this video and I found it adorable>>215912321Idk she has like remixes or something at leastTaylor was like here’s the vinyl in this glitter that glitter no glitter pink blue purple piss oh and now that you bought them all here are fifty more shades but they include horse shit demo recordings o algo >>215912334Klaro>>215912355YouTube recommended this out of the blue what can I do?
>>215912391Your momberg is a whore tell her I said so
Quads and I'll make a completely new site alternative to 4chan
>>215912452trips and Terrone sucks Jason's dick
>>215912415It's a different configuration, also I think we had it first.
>>215912452please range ban fk
showing my mom fate zero
I really like Mikey Madison
>>215912479Showing your mom my dick(She likes it!)
time to make pea soup!
>>215912486I bet this sketch is really funny.
>>215912486Pussy drip drip drip
>>215912486She’s a sexy little JewessNot much survived of the hype she had after that whore movie tho?!
>>215912246it's been years since the last time i had morning wood
>>215912492owned that freak
>>215912514Ive never seen anything shes done, i just like her face
>>215912525Start taking zinc
We need to bring back gamer lingo like flame war
>>215912422What about blonde girls with long hair that have very wavy hair
>>215912507>>>/wsg/6001084
Imagine rocking some phat morning wood and waking up next to this with her little girlsnores all cute and shii
>>215912507Holy shit this bother me so much...>>215912525Maybe it's the smoking...do you watch a lot of porn? Porn fucks you up. Also take some vitamins like zinc, vit D if you don't go out much and maybe magnesium.
I should have sex with your sister
Finasteride and Dutasteride works by blocking an 5AR enzyme that converts Testosterone to the DHT. Studies show this leads to an increases in serum testosterone levels, typically up to 25%
John and Esme were my favorite characters in peaky blinders
>>215912440Eurangutans will never feel the joy of smoking up the entire restaurant with sizzling fajitas
>>215912602I don't have a sister thank god.
>>215912486I didn’t know you were Americanese
>>215912651They serve fajitas here. I've ordered it before.
Gimme all your money you cocksucka madafakaaaaaaaabdvbdb!!!!
>>215912674Where did her legs go what the helly
>>215912683But did they sizzle like that
>>215912507I love pea soup
>>215912674Would bust immediately, then recover for 3-4 mins and do it again.
Fajitas are actually American not Mexican
>>215912717Yeah they bring it to you hot and sizzling. But I haven't seen it on menus in years. I used to order it as a kid from a specific restaurant.
>>215912732That's not true
>>215912752You’re fucking Germanic
>>215912766No I'm Irish
>>215912752It is true. They’re Texican
Nothing quite like taking a good poo and having the bidet blast your anus with clean lukewarm water
>>215912833I have a bidet and it is life changing I must say
>>215912391Take out the dryer sheets and run the dryer again on the highest temp. Make sure to clean the lint trap out first or you'll die in a dryer fire.
im very excited for the future but i'm also nervous
>>215912850What movie is that? Is this the actual dialogue?
>>215912732Most "Mexican" foods are American and originate from Texas Hell, Chipotle was founded by a white Midwestern guy who wasn't even a Spaniard, he was straight up an Anglo or something
How the hidden folder on your desktop be looking at you when you’re three weeks deep into your nofap journey lol who can relate
>>215912883Eddington
grok told me it would never ever say nigger, then it bet me $100 i cant get it to say it. then it said it haha.
>>215912892i masturbate to the same picture of saber on my phone every time for the past 3 years or so.
i watch porn just to let my penis leak, i don't stroke it or anything just let it leak pre cum
AND WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS ROOOOOOOOOYALS
>>215912933>saberIncredibly boring
>>215912892this image is making my tiny white clitty leak
>>215912956Pop music is terribly pedestrian
>>215912898Is the dialogue real?>>215912892Nah, I deleted all the porn years ago. My personal videos are on a hard drive in another room.
/tv/ loves this shit and its an awful movie
>>215912992Why is it awful
Get Headington
>>215913005Predictable. It was obvious there were two machines
>>215913021Fuck I want this rn.
I decided to go full gringo today
>>215913047It's a long way from done it has to be roasted on that spinning thing
>>215913061shieeeet
>>215913021narcos be like anyone fancy a scalp kebab
>>215913090Yeah but just by the marinate I know it will be good.
Man shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up nigga
>>215913094"yo.. ayo... he takin picshuhs of us."
>>215913116they don't have guns here and they be scared starting shit
Why are there so many queers in Vermont?
>>215913061Why come there's a White woman in MexiKKKo?
>>215913116https://youtu.be/9E4TXNN_KiA?si=XixK0xRCNaoz4SU0
>>215913139Fried chicken is the special today , I got it
>>215913162name three
>>215913201That looks so good.
>>215913201Is that basil?
>>215913258Bernie Sanders for one! LOLOLOLOL NO REFUNDS!
>>215913257Becca Balint, Barack Obama, Phil Scott
>>215913283Idgi
Made momberg cry again.
>>215913326Why would you do that? Respect your momberg
>>215913326bodied her
Good tattoo?
>>215913358no imo
>>215913358There are no good tattoos
Watching the Goonies, holy shit this flick is good
>>215913385kind of agree, also girls putting tattoos on tits ass and tummy should be illegal.
>>215913341She brought Pizza Hut home for dinner which I already explained is goyslop. She said she spent $40 on it and I said that her spending absurd amounts of money on trash is probably why Dad left. Now she's in her room crying. I threw the pizza away. I need to get out of here. The drama is too much.
i do OMAD, not for the health effects, but because it saves money.
>>215913385i like womb tattoos
>>215913450Nice, same but I do it because i feel better, but it does save money, especially when living alone.
>>215913385continuous geometric tattoos across a large length of the body are coolbut you really have to be prepared for a big thing like that so most people go for gay little stuff.
Know a girl that put one of these between her tits. Got mad and told her she ruined her tits. Hate that shit.
Just coomed
>>215913533what to
my cd arrived>>215911177based I am waiting on a book as wellwhat did you get
>>215913532I'm sure she lost a lot of sleep over a 4chan basedboy's opinions about her boobs
You should put $25 in a jar every time you coom.
>>215913537futa bbc cuck
>>215913564She did actually, we were quite close at one point.
>>215913416Surprised nobody millennialjak'd you for this
This general has been pretty dead lately, what gives?
>>215913649Better than having attention whores with names posting personal faggot garbage looking for humiliation rituals
>>>/r9k/82823719made one
>>215913649It's Thursday. People are at work.
>>215913649I'm still here friend
>>215913675It's after 5 thougheverbeit
cold wet spaghetti
played pinball and got my ass beat
>>215913718Are you in Georgia by any chance
>>215913662Now that you mention it a lot of our regular namefags have been absent lately>>215913675Been like this for almost a week thoughbeit
>>215913690Watch any good movies lately? Need some recommendations
>>215913732no
>tfw not American
surely none of you are one of those 27 year old millennials who still exclusively watch shonen anime every day
I have coffee breath
>>215913784nah, dont even know what it is
>>215913759I saw The Substance. I don't know if I would recommend it
>>215913784thats basically me, just a bit younger. i dont like looking at peoples faces.
bulbs
>>215913555>>215911337
Dogberg has been barking at puppyberg all day Also I think my wild turkey went bad from being left in the sun
>>215913784uhh no I'm mature??
>>215913856why the subs?
>>215913854POST PUPPERINO
some retard decided to drive 40 in a 25 and not obey stop signs
>>215913874haven't actually watched it yet so cba to delete them
>>215913881why dont you call the cops about it gigacuck
>>215913874He's a jeet trying to learn English
I have never played a Tomonobu Itagaki game.
>>215913909it happened 1 hour ago and i didnt get a good look at the plates
>>215913915I learned English from Cartoon Network when I was 4
>>215913926hope the madlad was drunk too you little soyfucker
>>215913943it was a woman
made cookies in the air fryertasted great but they end up small
umm
>>215913358>Good tattoo?if you're a girl who lives in a trailer park then its fine
decided to do a taxpayer shutdown where i dont resolve a budget so i get to stop paying taxes until i feel like starting again
>>215913982
>>215914055what did he mean by this
>>215911444the northern coastal parts are nice, i really like southern ensenada, too bad mexicans can't take care of their own land.
>>215913358Have you sailed more than 10k nautical miles?
>>215914156the great whites in the water kill the people every time theres a sharknado
>>215914172No>In addition to indicating that a sailor had sailed 5000 miles, swallow tattoos are also associated with the idea of return. This "return" symbolism is rooted in two ideas. The first was the swallow's famous migration pattern, always returning home to San Juan Capistrano. Second, it was believed that if a sailor dies at sea, birds carry his soul home to heaven.
your mom got a swallow tattoo for 50,000 males
>>215914183
>>215914183kek is this real
>>215914241no
>>215914183THAT'S NOT REAL DUDE
*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
>>215914302The throat goat
>this will help us sell our movie
The pH of a vulture's stomach acid is extremely acidic, ranging from 0 to 1, which is comparable to battery acid and stronger than human stomach acid. This intense acidity allows them to safely digest rotting carcasses and even large bones by killing deadly pathogens like anthrax and botulism.
>>215914302wtf, how do they digest it, must insane acid
>>215914209I need a shellback, 2 swallows, a pig and a rooster
>>215914332holy based
"thats very thoughtful of you" sounds like an insult. like normally you wouldn't be so thoughtful (or kind or whatever)
>>215914332that's for following up you're a true Gentleleaf
my rabbi told me to stop posting on /cum/ so... this is my last message. goodbye...
>>215914410Goodbye Ian
>>215914363Like a ship at full mast, a shellback tattoo showed a sailor's experience at sea. Once a sailor crossed the equator, he earned the right to get a turtle inked on his body. The longer someone had spent at sea, the more tattoos they could show off.
>>215914438lol pigeons are retarded
RIP Ace
People get American traditional tattoos and never sailed the sea before, I think that's okay
shower tonight?
>>215914438the fuck was he thinking
Why did firefox add Ask an AI Chatbot to the context menu I hate this shit so much
I think you look cute, if you're a girl, if you're not you look so hideous get the fuck out of my sight
>>215911264It's virtue signaling in fps form.
I thought tattoo ink was bad for the body?
>>215914459>>215914482he came back
>>215914521favstian...
>>215914521based retard lol
>>215914521they should just be friends
>>215914539Based foid mommy
>>215914520Sailors don't care about that
>>215914438unironically what was the plan here
I called the teacher mommy by accident again
>>215914574
>>215914580What did you mean by this
>>215914580>latinxes have all these countries to move to>they go to one of the three countries in the entire new word that doesn't speak Spanish
>>215914518how
I keep seeing ghosts
The question assumes they are under the illusion of the Cartels and the biden/ Obama/Pelosi plan to fundamentally change the US. When they pass Panama, they are given their location they must accept. They get cash, debit cards, a phone, and directions on how to get a DL and use it to vote Democrat. This all makes them look like they belong here. In that way they can use the DL to vote in most states. The Dems plan was to insure they land in the places that are pink and turn them fully Blue. The sheer numbers will change the demographics in favor of the DEMS if Trump can’t stop them from counting illegals in the next census. The women and children are directed to cartel human trafficking operatives where they can pay back the cost of their trip here. The corruption is massive, and they managed to fund it with USAID, so Obama could sit back and laugh at the US funding its own demise.
>>215914660no you dont
>>2159111031,000% the best angle for feet
>>215914660Ghosts aren't real
>>215911906It's flabby and has no roundness
should I make an apple crumble with gingersnap cookies?
>>215914718Yes please mommy
>>215914651Who knows
I switched my phone service provider to a voip network, and it really works as long as I'm within wifi range. 85 cent monthly fee + 0.9 cents per minute or SMS.
N
Makes sense tbqh
POSTFUCKING!!!!! POST!!!!!!
>>215914734should I use oats for the crumble topping? how about toasted walnuts?
millennials be like this lead too spicy
>>215914800I'm losing my mind
>>215914809Both sound like good options mommy
im tired and sheepy
>>215914835
>>215914809walnuts
>>215914848Early joto bitch
>>215914794lead is heavy which equals more gainz
>>215914708Prove it glowie
>>215914794I think the lead is found in plant-based protein powders, right? not the whey protein powders. how does lead keep finding its way in stuff like cocoa powders, chocolate and protein powders and even some supplements? lead makes you dumb. all brawn no brain stereotype making lead go unnoticed?
ok i'm going to be in the kitchen making apple crisp. I got a lot of apples to peel haha
>>215914870they even found it in baby formula
>>215914906breastfeeders win again
>>215913814Thanks, already seen it, thought it was alright but the ending was terrible lol
>>215914906I don't want to date a girl older than 19 thank you
