SpongeBob edition
@grok is this true?
>>215913933Replace either the skull and crossbones or the swastika with the labour party rose
why is it that end stage porn addiction always seems to end up with interracial cuckoldry, humiliation and autogynephilia/sissification
>>215913958wtf do you have to say to get arrested for posting in Hungary
jack, thomas, george, harry, william and henry are the most english namesnot sure about girls ones
>>215913958If the King is so powerful then why doesn't he stop these?
>>215913958i dont know if every country records an "arrests for online comments" statistic, and if they did i don't know if they would all quantify it in the same way
Nazi racist antisemite genocidal spongebob squarepants
>>215914002victoria
>>215913996Anti fidesz. I have to be careful what I say about them or they can strip me of citizenship
>>215914002my name mentionedi also have one of the most english surnames imaginable. like american tv cliche english surname tier
>>215914031good evening sir william pertbottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEYPgOTvsWw
can't believe brits are gonna be gone in 60 daysthe amount of fag, cuck and schizo posting will drop by 90% how horrible
um
>>215914042h-hi
>>215914002indiapoppymilliesusanbeatrice
>>215913977What is this
>>215914044It will actually increase relative to the overall number of posts
>>215914002I would say Æthelwulf, Cuthbert, Egbert, Ælfred or Oswald.
>>215914029bit gay
>>215914044mate have you seen what flag you're posting with
>>215914002EmilyElizabethKatieOliviaEdithGertrudeFanny
The Joy of SexAlternative Title: The Want of Rorke
>>215914103>Fanny
>>215913978sissification and bestiality for me but i've recovered thanks to this video ! ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts_kPyK8mek&t=24s
>>215914110There's a lady at my work called Gaynor
>>215914159Gaynor Village
sir dame fanny waterman
>>215914165Gaynor Willage
Watching Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds in bed.
convalescence wank is my plan for the next 10+ minutes
get the cronem shaggedget the eu de gherkin sprayedget the charlie bighams scranned
There are 7 seasons of Young Sheldon.
>>215914216Why did you reply to your own post pretending to be someone else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9typ4cIn60
>>215914191need her to give me a cuddle
just pissed in the kitchen sink
>>215914193joyous
back from my wank
>>215914191Name?
>>215914289why
>>215914300>>215913469What time do you call this?
>>215914196Always have to one up me dont you? Prick
Remember when the whole country went mental over AdolescenceWas all a bit weird that
>>215914324well I had to piss and make a cuppa afterwardsthe milk was slightly strange smelling but not that obvious sour smell.
>>215914294they are joyful umhorses
>>215914313mathilification
>>215914323why not
always on the prowl for the galdem
>>215914258I didn't?
>>215914377well you just can't post that can you
I have once again completed an alcohol free day AND I keep getting 7 hours+ of sleep. Please congratulate me because it has been very difficult this evening.
>>215914377UM x
>>215914405i did the samejust not the alcohol free part
>>215914405based well donenever stop fighting
>>215914414this post breaks rules
>>215914331government policy by netflix script seemed like a low but then we kept on dropping
>>215913757
>>215914449horrid toad
Shops I went into looking for Yu-Gi-Oh cards >TG Jones >Toys T Us>The Entertainer >Card Factory >The Works I eventually found some in HMV but they kept them behind the counter and the retard stuff didn't understand the packs contained different sets of cards so I had to basically pick them at random instead of choosing what I actually want. I also had to ask at the counter for them which isn't good for my anxiety And why call your fucking shop card factory if you don't sell Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Absolute joke>>215914405Well done. Alcohol isn't worth it. You just feel like absolute shit when you wake up the following day. I'm proud of you
>>215914449he's done us
No service between Liverpool Street and White City due to a customer incident.
>>215914476people who asked you to post your boring blog>
>>2159144265th time since the start of last week i didn't think I could do this much>>215914476still waiting for waking up not feeling shit but hopefully its coming
>the retard stuffhorrible ALDI tranny bullying other retail workers
>even in an ideal world, Paris is a shithole stillwow
>>215914488Don't talk shit if you won't challenge me to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel mongboy
mental how bad my life is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ht12ERkaYU
>Don't talk shit if you won't challenge me to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel mongboyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om5yYcg1lT4
Why are redditors so obsessed with johnnies?Condoms are so uncomfortable its not worth a shag to wear one.
>>215914531cheer up, you could be a sacked tranny posting your blogs to an audience of people who hate you
>>215914112unfathomably grim
>>215914509Shouldn't be working at a shop that sells Yu-Gi-Oh cards if you know nothing about it
>bake a chicken in the oven>call it 'roast chicken'>roast a chicken on a spit>call it 'rotisserie chicken' as if it were some exciting foreign dishwhen did english people lose touch with their history and culture?
>>215914588you work at a shop that sells tampons but you're not a woman
He couldn't get his wineSad!
>>215914627What deck do you run? Probably should shitty blue eyes white dragon normie shit. I'd thrash you in a duel you cabbage
despy getting catty today
Yu gi oh and MTG are too autistic for me, so I play warhammer
>>215914671Warhammer and MtG are the autistic ones mate. Yu-Gi-Oh is a shaggers game
>>215914648i'm not a virgin
>>215914648only thing you thrash is your own cock to the fantasy of having no Y chromosome
hooves megamelty
>>215914648Yu should go blogpost somewhere else. Probably /r9k/.I don't know at what point namefags just became something that people got used to. I'm pretty sure moot said it was the biggest mistake this website ever made and it's just there as a giant red flag for somebody that does not belong here.
>>215914686You don't shag sacked tranny
Tesla earnings on the 22nd. Save up your allowance and buy part of a share..
>>215914732
>>215914731But I do
Lads are you supposed to kiss prostitutes or not? Asking for a mate haha x
>>215914741the raped
>>215914745mad how cute they look with glasses haha
>>215914766No. Think of all the willies she's sucked. Some might even have been black or brown
>>215914721most of the thread has him filtered or just hurls abuse at him daily. tripfags usually do it for the negative attention and sacked tranny is extremely typical in that respect
>>215914002Rudyard and Reginald need a shout
>>215914766nah just get her to suck on the wood and get her naan bread filled up
Nigga is so excited to share with the thread that he's a nonce.
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/Paki%20Incel/What's his problem?
>>215914785doubt on the black or brown, most of them won't even see them which is a bit mental
green
>>215914825Green
>>215914815don't see any of these posts because that was the 3rd name I filtered years ago looking at my filter list must have been doing my nut in
browns in london thinking i won't just call them indian people
it sutpid bitch hat
>>215914874aw hell naw gold ship hittin the griddy
>>215914745Lee... please... send a thunderstorm... to thunderstrike this person with a lightinbolt to the head... lee... please... save me... lee...
Might have a peek on /x/ if i'm not back in 5 minutes someone rescue me
>>215914904fuck off parasite
>>215914938how do you even find these..
>>215914938Weren't kidding with that content warning, jesusFucked up
>>215914938>>215914970is this some elsagate slop
>>215914938get it shown to the rorkelets
any of you lads ever watched happy tree friends
>>215915025nah
>>215914938bit inappropriate innit
>>215914934I am a cymothoa exigua
>>215915025that the one where the animals die?
>>215915025Grow up
>>215915025Had it on dvd and I showed it to my grandma once haha
wonder if any pokemon go hobbyist groups in the glasgow area ever mention someone in tattered shoes walking 20 miles a day playing the game
>>215915025Remember YouTube having an official video about copyright that had the Happy Tree Friends in itBit bizarre looking back
>>215915070wonder if they have a whatsapp group where he types like he does here or if he posts the mice there
>>215915025they should do live action happy tree friends with grey squirrels
>>215915025giggles and petunia were right slags mate haha
I said 5 minutes ffs. I joined a 3i Atlas cult and performed a blood ritual to communicate with a djinn who told me to worship Saturn and they all put a curse on me and kicked me out and where the fuck were you bastards?
another day in my pathetic retard incel life
>>215915181ktim
just found out Laura Bush once killed a lad with her car
>>215915176sorry lad guess catberg died for nothing
>>215915176Was just saying this down the pub.
>>215915248dunno who that is but I just learnt that as well
>>215915248the more you know
>>215915248must have some strength that lass most would reach for a knife or a hammer
>>215915164
STEPHEN MULHERN SET TO REPLACE BRADLEY WALSH AS THE PRESENTER OF THE CHASE
>>215915372i want this and i think i deserve this
sucking a golf ball
>>215915372would suck on those milkers all day but would never go for mutt kids
>>215915389me standing by myself
>>215915372you know them black tings that look white?
https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/25545616.warrington-woman-takes-dark-destroyer-itvs-chase/>Warrington woman takes on Dark Destroyer
>>215915372mad they have little pink fannies
>>215915390not true you evil cunt
the missus wants me to pay for her to get a tattoo as an 18th birthday presentutterly grim
>>215915465UM
>>215915164>fake hair>sagging tits>shit colored skinBetter luck next time
>>215915465Will save my 'um' until I find out which state you live
>>215915479how do you know the hair is fake
>>215915479the raped
>>215915484we live in new york but i dont see why t hat should matter
>>215915479kys gingerpaedo
>this is a 3/10 in the ukyou literally can't suffer
>>215915535how about you come here and find out
>>215915558i'm not allowed to leave the state
>>215915575stop being a nonce and maybe they'll let you out
>>215915535rorke genuinely wants this deported
>>215915535Genuinely find her more appealing
>>215915579i'm not a nonce
>>215915589not yetbut after she gives me slops, yeah
>>215915535get them inget them housedget them paidget them shagged (by bwc)get them pregnantget them deported
>a man was killed in a british prison last week and you all celebratedI don't know who that man was but there's something seriously wrong in all of you if celebrate the dead of a man.
Hot yhe buscemi kino on
warframe
has your life improved at all in thr last 5 years?how?
>>215915674graduated unigot a gfgot a good job
>>215915674got a bird shaggedapart from that, life has worsened in all aspectsmaybe i'm a bit better looking now i reckon
>>215915674i have better general knowledge
>>215915674prefer not to answer
watched the devil's advocate last night, for some reason i thought it was going to be a comedy, but it was actually quite unsettlingnever thought i'd see keanu reeves's hairy arsecrack either
It's not normal to be young and have sex once a week TOPS, I'm at the point I need to explore other avenues and that doesn't make me wrong
>>215915685get outdoomers onlyspreading your positive energy and self improvement reeeee
>>215915740
>>215915674i started lifting and am no longer a skinny runt, also got a drivers licenceother than that nothing happened
>>215915389nice to see the lads self segregating by race like in prison
>>215915746if it makes you feel better i'm sitting here alone posting on /brit/
hi everyone can i get some {you}s on this post
I have become the doomer meme but I still have hair at least
>>215915674I've lost all 95% of my fear and shame and even though the ladies remain something of a mystery, I've gotten a lot better at dealing with people. 5 years ago I couldnt look anybody in the eye for more than a second, now I gaze straight into people's souls
>>215915674Done literally fuck all since I got dumped by my ex 4 years agoHad a girlfriend who dumped me that's it
>>215915764yeah now were talkingand you hate your life right?you want to kill yourself right?thinking about washing your toaster in the shower right?youre a fat autistic incel right?
>>215915795GRIM
>>215915752that's quite good though. got a car?
>>215915795I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city
>>215915772ogey
>>215915795imagine a giant lawnmower just running through thereprobably take out THOUSANDS in one fell swoopbliss
>>215915806>and you hate your life right?no>you want to kill yourself right?no>thinking about washing your toaster in the shower right?don't own a toaster as i'm on the carnivore diet>youre a fat autistic incel right?no
>>215915795feeling anxious just looking at this
>>215915795i'd be worried about a bomb, a shooting, or somebody coming through in a car
Uwu
Je suis fatigué Hitler
>>215915863Rorke as a withered old man
>>215915836>i'm on the carnivore dietnow theres something i can feel superior about>this retard on a meme diet lmaolook at this punk living off lambs liver because Internet told him togosh i do feel better about myself now, you inferior twat
>>215915854knowing and travelling on these busy lines, the worst thing is brown men getting handsy and noncey with white women
>>215915875liver tastes good thoughever?
>>215915879how would you know, you mever go outside
>>215915903i was on the tube yesterday matey
>>215915879wish a brown man would get handsy with me tbqh
>>215915911only tubes youre familiar with are test tubes
Currently listening to David Bowiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV_UsQPTBy4
>>215915930you're forgetting your mother's fallopian tubes mate
>no Ace Frehley sticky on /mu/Nuke this fucking website from space.
Just realised I've NEVER had chicken pox
if you were leggings you deserve to get groped by brown menasking for it
>>215915946>wereomds
>>215915936dad?
>>215915946This was typed by brown hands
Never understood the "we should cut benefits and tax the most skint people in society logic"Yes I agree council house dwellers and minimum wage workers are scum but the reality is it will end very badly if the tide turns against them. They won't just say "ahh damn I will only get £25 a week I'll have to suffer through it" they will just burn the country down and rob tarqs
>>215915956very very familiar with your mothers fallopian tubesextremely, even
alri
The government really needs to crack down on lying o the internet.Mental how you can make a post saying "This person is a convicted pedofile" on Instagram and get 100k likes and 90% of all people who see it will assume it's true
>>215915979DAD?why did you leave?
>>215915985this person is a convicted paedophile
>>215915988yer aunt was looking a bit too curvaceous so i had to get on the transfer market
>>215915969nonsense. the common folk accept whatever they are given and give whatever is demandedthey were serfs who owned nothing and then factory workers and miners. now they are on bennies because of gullible kindness. taking them off would result in at most a few riots which die out when the weather turns bad
rec games that arent shooty bang bang or man put ball in net
>>215916022Death Stranding
>>215916009what you shagged your own sister?why is this family so fucked up
Going to get catberg in bed then head to sleep team
>>215916063hiw about you demonstrate death standing instead
>>215916068nah mate your mother's younger sistertransferred to a higher division
>if you were leggings you deserve to get groped by brown men
>>215916077almost good
>>215916063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx1IkBRsMMgYour Death Stranding video was good
>>215916117Always find it funny when I hear his voice just knowing he's got an overbite
>>215916117
no one got anything to say then? fine
>>215916137falseflagging tranny 'pon the ropes
brushing my neoliberal teeth
>>215916229tired
Want to shag herWant to sniff her
NIGGER
>>215916274we don't use that word here
er
Big Grey Batons
>>215916299Get the greys slain
>>215916320wat the fhuck
>>215916299state of that chiprunt
get your willy out rorke
It is goodenly
open the fucking pubs
remember lockdownbarely noticed it happening
>>215916431https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/open%20the%20fucking%20pubs/country/GB/filter/text/scream
Movie rec
>>215913933>A phenomenon where a lie is so obvious that it is overlooked is often explained by the concept of the Big Lie, first described by Adolf Hitler in his 1925 book Mein Kampf. He wrote that people are more likely to believe a monstrous lie than a smaller one because they would not think of fabricating such a falsehood themselves. The scale of the deception makes people instinctively question their own judgment rather than the statement's veracity.
>>215916589what are you in the mood for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LvlG2dTQKg
>>215916589
>increasing taxes on the skint and cutting bennies will only cause a few riots Oh my days what a retard you are, have you ever met council scum? The skint and benefits claimers would burn the entire country to the ground within a month
>>215916608Kind of don't want to watch one but I feel it will boost my dopamine level. Had something Haloweeny in mind maybe but also... not really
>>215916623You know what I'll go for it
>>215916666the post that saved /brit/
Oh ok I see how it is
>>215916666Yeah well done mate
Test
Damn girl do you poop from that butt?
How did people in slippy shoes go around not slipping all the time
>>215916666Witnessed
Actually won with the queens gambit lads
>ate macdonalds earlier>farted just now>fart was rancid just sharing
>>215916700Yeah well done mate. Now check this
>>215916787Thanks Emma
been drinking a lot lately and my poos smell like dead bodies
Eagerly awaiting November, the Law & Order season
>>215916765that's scholars mate
>>215916789the raped
So much for humility
>>215916887Why were boobies so ugly in the past
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/243633/cowberg still in barn
>>215916960They used to chew on bones like dogs for sustenance and drink out of floor bowls and take lawn shits a little guy came around to pick up with his bare hands and put into a bucket and wear it like a stupid hat
"Chat is this real" is probably the meme of the year. Streamers exasperatingly asking a virtual audience to think because they cannot distinguish reality from a computer programme.
Kind of beginning to understand leg pillows
>>215916960these painters weren't trying to make their subjects look beautiful or erotic.
Yelled at a woman for no reason
>>215917127that looks like it hurts
>>215917138Someone's got to do it
*taps mic* This thing on? Haha
>>215917192you've been standing here for 8 minutessay something
Rorke trying to do a spinning backkick on a boxing bag and shattering all the gout in his little incel bird bones
>>215917282so what youre saying is that rorke has a bunch of tiny little knives hiding in his body
drink
might have to post the new
Made an early new>>215917492>>215917492>>215917492
