Death by snu-snu edition
Good morning /med/...what in the sigma rizz! It's already FRIDAY!>>215919613I've never seen a daughter resembling his father more than her.
>>215919613She's the most beautiful woman i've ever seen
Good morning /med/.
>>215919613Honestly I totally would. She's probably super nice I just feel like.
*shits and farts in the thread*
>>215920775*sprints across the room full speed**grabs a starving african child by the head and throws him to the ground because he's in the way*gets shot**throws a grenade in the direction of the shooter, killing him and several palestinian children**gets shot again in the leg, sending me sprawling across the floor**crawl to your pile of shit while hungry african children surrounded me, losing their sense of fear as a hyena does with a wounded lion* *hack at them with an axe cutting off limbs and splitting their skulls at random**there's just too many, they wrap themselves around my lower half**I continue to crawl to the shit pile**They are sticking their hands in my wounds and pulling them wider**Scream in pain and anger as I claw my way to the shit, my face hovering over it**I laugh maniacally as I devour the shit**the children scream in anguish at their stolen bounty**one of them stomps on the back of my head, I bite off my tongue**Immediately swallow it as I continue eating the brown wreaking mass**I scream and then laugh as the gouge my eyes out with their fingers**One of them pulls my arm back while the other stomps on my elbow until it snaps**I turn over and begin binging the children to my mouth with my remaining arm, biting their necks and pulling them out with my teeth**they pull on and break my fingers as I continue to bite**one of them begins sawing off my genitals**I continue biting and thrashing and laughing until it all fades to black**the children tear into my corpse, opening my stomach to eat the shit* *but its just not the same*
Good morning sirs.Realized why the versa gripp knockoffs costed only a fifth of the price of the original fr fr. This shit slides a lot at higher weights. I hope my relative did not forget to buy one for me in the yookay and will bring one with him when he comes to visit.The 'cel sesh:2x3+1x2 80 kgs unilateral lat pulldowns (had to grind for close to 4 seconds at the bottom 10% of the 3rd reps on the 2nd set to complete the rep)3x8 48 kgs (new pr) weighted back extensions3x3 82,5 kgs unilateral plate loaded low rows1x4 40 kgs, 1x4+1x3 41,25 kgs unilateral t-bar rows (first time I tried I think, t-bar rows are absolutely shit when done unilaterally, will go back to bilateral)3x6 37,5 kgs eccentric focused unilateral cable lat pulldowns with increased ROM1x7+1x6 22 kgs db hammer curls2 kilomeme jog>>215919915I expect you to do the needful and past numbers after you're done my good sir.
>>215919613women aren't supposed to be muscular and hard, they're supposed to be soft and luxurious breeding sows
>>215921183>3x6 37,5 kgs eccentric focused unilateral cable lat pulldowns with increased ROMHow are you focusing on the eccentric? Are you slowing it down?
>>215921335Eh, I tried to describe how I do it but I fucked up so I'll just write down the whole thing.I start the lat pulldown, and even though I could pull with a much faster pace, I opt for slowing the concentric too, so it takes close to 3 seconds to reach the bottom of the ROM. As the lift is ROM focused, I also bend a bit to the side right at the bottom so I can touch my elbow to my hip close to my back rather than the stomach side. Then I pause for around 1-1,5 second there. After I start the eccentric part which takes me around 5 seconds to complete. At the top I also try to opt for as much ROM as possible so I stop right before the weight stack would clank. Then I repeat.If I can do one more partial rep at the end but can't complete it, I just aid the rep with my other arm instead of not even doing a partial rep (I don't count these to my reps doe).
>>215920775Rude.
>>215921197OP's lady would give you chad sons even if you were a beta thoughbeitever. Her son with someone like Hafthor Bjornsson would be a giga mogger norse demigod. Do it for your sons, Anon.
>>215921693i don't know if that's really how it works otherwise men would seek the most masculine women naturally as that would produce the best offspring. that's basically black people, no race has more masculine women than black women.
I think there's an ideal feminine form and an ideal masculine form and both are the result of high quality genes for their given gender. Therefore the ideal offspring will be produced by the most feminine women and most masculine men
>>215921501That would be a 3-1-5 tempo unilateral cable lat pulldown.If you are bending your torso you are not really increasing your ROM though because when you bend your torso you lower the handle more sure but also the handle at the top gets lowered, and if you are bending your torso during the rep then you are adding some momentum and not exclusively using your back and biceps for the movement.
>>215921197Wow what a pink goddness. Imagine her asshole will be pinkish too.
>>215922182>you lower the handle more sure but also the handle at the top gets loweredThat's why I only bend at the bottom.>adding some momentumIt really is a minor momentum. I'm sure it does not take off more than 1 (one) kilo off of the load. Maybe even less as even though I bend to the side just a little bit, I still pull in the same line instead of also bending that to the side.
>>215922384I think I kind of get how you are doing it now.
France moment >>215922012>>215922474Good.
The thread is kind of mid today
Good morning /med/! I'm here to make the thread less mid today >>215923011 lmaoThe thread does seem slightly more schizo than usual but I expect that from this website, at this point.>>215919689>I've never seen a daughter resembling his father more than her.Man you'd have to see me and my dad, we're literally identical (and maybe that's why I have self-esteem issues). Same cheeks, same eyes, same smile. Same hands even, he's got big chubby hands and I got tiny chubby hands.>>215919713Albinism does look beautiful not gonna lie.
>>215923011let me change that (by making it utter dog shit)
>>215919613If there was no such thing as Brock Lesnar 99% of men would find her attractive
>>215923671Schließlich tun sich die Autisten zusammen, um aus dem bereits sterbenden Faden einen regelrechten Mord zu machen, indem sie die Neuronen aller in der Umgebung befindlichen Personen zerstören.Prepare for trouble make it double ahh kinda shit.
>>215923671Welche Farbe hat dein Fiesta?
>>215923788Why do you use machine-translated text?
>>215923847Du willst, dass ich Deutsch lerne? Wie zum Teufel soll ich das lernen, wenn Englisch schon ein Chaos aus seltsamen Aussprachen und seltsamen Grammatikregeln ist?I'd learn it but all I've got is duolingo, my broke ass can't afford a school to learn.
>>215923892You could simply speak English
>>215923788>dieser Post>diese Zahlenja ok basiert>>215923822blauaber noch gehört er nicht mirwie geht's dir?
>>215923916It is funnier to pretend to speak leberbush language, even if shittilylet me be happy, ravioli man>>215923919Allah wills it habibi, assalamualaikum
>>215923919Ich liebe Blau, bestimmt meine Lieblingsfarbe >wie geht's dir?Nichts interessantes zu erzählen
>>215920033Quentin Tarantino sending DMs to this guy
One last storey to go.
>>215924008I prefer 'em a little bit more meaty, captain
Good day med am back and it's the weekend, nothing happened at the cagie this morning, I'm gonna eat lunch and then woolk
>>215923964ich find blau auch gut, nicht so langweilig wie schwarz oder weiß oder silberaber es war nicht entscheidend für mich
>>215924149Blau ist eine schöne Farbe für ein Auto, Ich persönlich mag Rot und Burgunder sehr
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morning everyone>>215920775based, clean it up janjan
Sky is turning dark, it's over
>>215924455Stiamo tornando agli anni Settanta insomma
Alri lads. I know I was going to work late tonight but seems like I can finish early.However, for the remaining 9 weeks I'll still work this year, I'll have to work really hard for 10-11 hours a day. I'll then do jackshit at all for close to a month, just wake up late, lift, sleep in the afteroon, play vidya, eat pizza, and maybe visit a city or two.>>215924149>schwarz oder weiß oder silberWhich one would you prefer the most out of those three sis?
>>215924937Grey/silver for me, because with the other two colours the car gets dirty immediately
>>215924824Almeno nessuno è morto.
She can pet my lonely broncosaurus.
>>215924242red/burgundy are both too feminine as a car color imo, but burgundy is nice>>2159249371. silver2. black3. white
>>215925085Large bone to examine.
>>215919613imagine the size of the clitoris
>>215925143>has phd>still an of whore Kek
>>215925236Still would
>>215919613Nordic wife phenotype.
>>215925314Are you sure?
>>215925381Catnigga's nemesis
>>215925236It's tough out there nowadays, not everyone has a family willing to support them in their neetdom, she's a hardworking, strong independent woman.
>>215921812Maybe but what I'm advocating for is a reverse 'sexy-son' startegy (i didn't make this up) where you as a male pick out the most masculine female mate possible to maximize the chances of your sons being very masculine and therefore attractive. This strategy hinges on the reproductive success of your male offspring being more important than that of your female offspring, because if your daughters inherit their mother's virilized phenotype they'll have a harder time competing with feminine females for mates. But in a hypergamous dynamic (like the one we have today, it's only gonna get worse) females can acquire mates quite easily even if they're not ideal, while males struggle if they're not in the top 10% in all metrics relevant to females (height, muscularity, resources, status, etc).Since this is the case, making ultra masculine offspring is optimal because you're setting them up to succeed in the hypergamous sexual marketplace. Also a reminder that with increased hypergamy comes increased benefits from being a top 10%+ male because you can father many many children because you're a high value and low supply commodity, while even if you maximized the value of your female offspring they'd never spread your genes as far as Chad Thundercock would if he was your son. You're a human and you can think past your base instincts, anon. Do it for your son. Fuck the wheyfu. When your son grows up to be 7' and jacked it'll be worth it.
>>215925366>tfw no strong gfI suffer
Sorry for the incel wall of text. No woman wants me anyways so all this spitballing is worthless anyways
Time to woolk >>215925381As long as it's not a man, yes
>>215925666Kek.I'm doing my walk later.
Last one of this hoe, ok.
>>215925381Bruh. She be mid sheesh.>>215925656No wories masri. We all are gynophobic here.
>>215926184>We all are gynophobic here.I'm not
>>215926379noted
Retrying the lonely Jewish nigga to strong Jewish nigga run. I have never succeeded.
There must be a misunderstanding, I'm the one who should be paid.
Am back from the woolk, there was zero cuties in sight VGH
Using Abyssinian goyim as a shield whilst taking land that was promised to me.
>>215927813Oy gevalt
I have to make an edit of this but with something about ck2 instead of bump
>>215919689It's all about the X chromosome. 10 times the genes than the male Y
Nobody's home, time to coom
Each day that I come home from work I become chuddier. The monkeys represent nafris vs gypsies. These specimens don't belong to the civilised world.There's also this hot coworker: tiny body and waist, short, decent ass, brown hair, blue eyes, pale skin and raspy smoker voice. She sadly leaves next week.
>>215925130Whaaat? I thought men loved red cars, I'm flabbergasted. My dad has a burgundy car, although it's all kind of worn down and it's very broken, specially because he doesn't cover it from the ice-rain during storms...Speaking of storms, it's raining in my city, finally! <3>>215925381She's really pretty.>>215925619I wonder if I seek for low test men because I tend to look for men who think kind of similarly to women and I've never really crushed a lot on black men before. I think black men can be beautiful, but really intimidating. And for some reason a bunch of black men seem to be into BBWs too.
jacked Miku bump
>>215929976HELL YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
>>215929997glad you enjoyed the gun show, but /med/ seems more dead than usual todaymust be all the fakecels enjoying their Fridays with their wives and girlfriends
Managed to gain this, but it seems that I'm about to lose it.
>>215930646/med/ is oficially devoid of fakecels today... Well, aside from me. But I don't know if I count, I'm a shitty NEET. In the meantime I might make some blogposts about stuff that I do, or want to do. I might start training with a new friend I made thanks to the 'chan, calisthenics to be more specific. Nothing too hard, but something to help me begin. And jumping the rope too, someone else told me he lost weight that way, so... RIP fatass era.
Coomed. I'm enjoying the hot chocolate now, I might go for a Wingspan
>>215930853I am preparing to go walk.
>>215930913Nice, I'm glad I already woolked, it stopped raining
>>215930646>must be all the fakecels enjoying their FridaysI'm wagecucking my ass off here
>>215931037Hang on it's almost weekend
Today's training.Bench press 3x1 with 155 kg, 3x3 with 142.5 kg.DB OHP 3x8 with 32 kg.Tricep extensions 3x12 with 49.6 kg.Ate 20 kinder bars today.>>215921183Here you go chief.
>>215931037HOLD ME BOOMA, I’M ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE
>>215931568It's probably not that bad.
>>215931037YOU CAN DO IT NIGGA, HOLD ON!!! HOLD!!!!>>215931568FUCKING HOLD ON!!!!!https://youtu.be/pJLILb3dmqA man i miss this era of shitposting
>>215931301too far still>>215931568>>215931780hang on in there>>215931591t. richfag neet
/med/ ?more like /ded/
>new vampire game is out this weeklol I only noticed because random youtubers started playing itI wonder what the verdict will be like, game has a lot of negative buzz around it but hey who knows things might turn out well
>>215930853>3pm coomSomething decadent about this, but I can't quite pinpoint what.
Survived.New days at the cagie, new ways of suffering found.Now the higher ups decided they wanted a major layout change (the positioning of assembly lines, etc) and to be done until the end of the year (timeplan is almost impossible to accomplish)BUTI only have until November 10th to get people to do it because of some money fuckery (probably trying to escape taxes or using europoor funds or something).And I was the happy winner of such an opportunity to show how it’s done, and a big chance to gain a good amount of pats in the back while thinking about blowing my brains out every day.I’m basically being tag teamed by accountability and the higher ups.>>215931591RUDE
>>215933245It's woke, you shouldn't play it.
>>215934000you claim that gay people existing in a game makes it "pro-LGPTQ" and woke all the while screeching at half the thread calling them fascist or racists or whatever you feel like at the moment you shitposter
>>215934178>LGPTQIt’s LGBBQ, chud, churrasco needs representation and less persecution.
Another rage-inducing victory, nothing better than winning when you have the same amount of points as someone else kek>>215933504I mean it was the time where I was alone, I usually coom before sleeping if I'm not tired enough.
>>215919613bitch looks exactly like a nigga i knew in primary school!!!! i don't like!!!!!!!!!!
>>215933201/med/?more like /mid/wake the fuck up niggas it's time to shitposthttps://youtu.be/IyVPyKrx0Xo>>215933751maybe the real cagie was the enemies we made along the way and not the fact you gotta do excel 9 hours every day until you're 70 to retire and enjoy 5 years before you diei mean*capitalism*>>215934259gracias, finally someone says it right!
>>215934178Do you understand the concept of jokes?
Walked. Saw a robin.>>215933245I can't play it even if I wanted to. Not before I get my privacy back.
>>215919613Would be better with bigger tits.
>>215919689Who is that? She reminds me of someone. Formula driver? Footballer?
>>215919613Effenberg!!!
>>215935005I've been walking recently but every time I go walking I end up buying junk food which is bad. I can only motivate myself to walk if I have a goal, like buying something
>>215934962No.
>>215935268The walk's benefits should be your goal.
>>215934962>jokes>not being an autistic that takes everything literally>but only when people tell a joke>never understand why people don’t get your jokesHow very neurotypical of you.
>>215935560Yeah true. I should motivate myself more
>>215921197no
>>215933245>game has a lot of negative buzzI have the superpower of seeing beauty and usefulness in everything. Additionally, in my mind, in real time, I am able to make aesthetic or narrative corrections to the works of art/entertainment I am interacting with. That's why I can take pleasure in things that seem like duds>>215934875Neat track <3>>215935005Sounds nice. A few days ago I saw a cute girl with quite stereotypically Jewish features (she even had a bob cut <3)>>215935268Sisyphean vibe indeed>>215935673I hate comedians so much it's insane. I should be a left-wing dictator :D
By the way, yesterday I upgraded to Windows 11 24H2 on my slightly dilapidated laptop. Overall, I don't know what my final conclusion is. For some reason, it seems to be debloated out of the box (did I do something wrong?). I think I will finally get it repaired... sooner or later :D
Tonight we eat dragon.
I hate rangebans.
Mashallah, it worked.I'd like to say: Andalussy doesn't svffer.
>>215936361I think I saw this on Reddit the other day
>>215936444>I'd like to say: Andalussy doesn't svffer.Why, tripman?
>>215936557Of course, it's touristic areas, but it's quite kino. Girls are cute, with nice tummies. They love running it seems, maybe you should become a cardio-chad to get one of those.
>>215936699>Of course, it's touristic areas, but it's quite kino. I don't live in one of such areas.>Girls are cute, with nice tummies. There are cute girls in many places.>They love running it seems, maybe you should become a cardio-chad to get one of those.I don't know where you were but I don't think Spaniards particularly love running.https://sfactive.com/where-running-is-most-popular/According to this webpage, running is more popular in France than Spain.Have you tried secreto ibérico already?
CRISTO REY
>>215922871she had sex with every jew in Paris and half of every semi important person in Paris I don't recall of her sleeping with black dudes though
>>215936916I hate processions, they are so fucking annoying interrupting the traffic so they can move their figure.
Back to square one.
>>215922871>Then she praises Brazil
I'm enjoying the kike-maxxing Maltanon>>215936770Had some potatoes but I doubt it was what you talked about.>>215925381Twinko will have to do this to find his researchs>>215900391 (@Magyar)Based grandmabergDid she tell you about this conversation?>>215905255 (@pole-bro)For some reason I struggle to find that Simpsons clip where they say that after misinterpreting a passage from the Bible, pilgrims left their towns to new sodom
>>215937216If it was some potatoes cut round fried with onions and peppers that is.Maybe you had patatas bravas is a typical tapa, fried potatoes cut in chunks accompanied by a mildly spicy sauce.
>>215937105anotha shoah
>>215919613>>215921197need me an aryan beast gf
>>215937416El lunchWith a shrimp omelette before that
>>215937642Get fucking secreto ibérico and papas a lo pobre holy shit just do what I tell you for one fucking time.
>>215921197the sauce, gibs it
>>215933751the ride never ends>>215937642are those pimientos de padrón? shit is deliciousalso where are you, lad?
>>215937818Sis, I found a bench that body the gymcels, especially the one of Argentine stockAlso>>215937216
>>215937925You should know, glowie. Cordoba.I don't know what kind of pepper it is, didn't even know it came with a pepper, it wasn't spicy
>>215937996>glowieI'm a nigger, but not a glowie one> it wasn't spicyyeah, I know>Cordobaoh nice, I didn't recognize the gate of the cathedral wallit is a cool cityalso, drink some jerez
>>215938149Maybe when I will be in jerezI don't like wine doe
>>215936361y do people like adding sweet as fuck shit on salty as fuck shit for fuck's sakeI get cheese and cherries and some other sweet fruits go well but pizzas have salsa in them, what the fuckand why do the swedish and some nords consume things with jam- WHY>>215937996>CórdobaCórdoba mencionada
>>215938204Wtf you're French, how can't you like wine?
>>215938204Basado and wine-gives-headaches-pilleado
>>215937216Wow, so anti-Semitic.>find his researchsFind what? Heterosexuality? He's not going to find it with that hoe.>>215937424Oy vey.
These Ethiopians are so useless.
>>215938311I think meat with jam is kind of underrated actually, sometimes even the Nordoids do something right
>>215938327Chudism.>>215938381>>215938381Fund* damn autocorrect
>>215938577Being a chud would imply that you enjoy national products such as wine
Good night, sisters>>215931398Turned on the pc just so I could see dem numbahs chef.>DB OHP 3x8 with 32 kg.>Tricep extensions 3x12 with 49.6 kg.Strong ass nigga.
>>215938667I expected that argument, but the alcoholic jew shall not pass.>>215938700>ignore my postsIt's over
>>215938810You mean the bench?The hungarian flag you replied to is not me btw.Or if you meant the ALSO part>Did she tell you about this conversation?Yeah. We kikemaxxing doe as today the tides have turned and I'm on #teamdadberg now and made the members of #teamgrandmaberg seetheSAD!Also howling at the translucent where you told him you saw many cute girls running then he just tells you you imagined the whole scenario and to prove it he pulls a study out of his ass. Neurodivergent ass nigga. Howling.
@BrunecelYou MUST shout presente! at andalussy when you meet him.
My dynasty went from 13 alive to 4 after rabble killings.
>>215938976Yeah the bench and the also
>>215925366Not wearing any safety equipment, not even goggles? Wood not.
I am now down to one county. Going very well.
>>215939473Btw I don't understand how that bench would body the gymcels.Is it because we hate ourselves?(personally I do)
>>215939631This for both of you+ the fact that it stays it's revolutionary (for the 'ussy)
>>215927017Restarting.
>>215939491It's not her that needs the safety equipment - it's you.
>>215940082isn't that a sport in Scotland, but with wooden logs?
>>215936916Mmmm, divine!>>215937105I wish to play CK2 one day>>215937216>New SodomI find this name amusing :D
>>215940355Yes, Scots are stuck in 6000 BC. They watch each other chuck giant logs around in grassy fields.
shit, my sink is ruined, there are several hairs in the drain
>>215940443You are part-Scottish right?
>>215940443well the English run down a hill after cheese, which I suppose is more technologically advanced since it assumes you've at least tamed cows or goats, so I assume you're stuck in 3000 BC
>>215940657Apparently a German guy won the last two editions of the cheese rolling. England has been defeated at its own game
Just blew 120 eurolidoos in a sushi dinner for three (plus kiddo).It was one of the most delicious things I have ever tasted, especially one piece that had rice, roasted squid with crab, caviar, tuna and garlic with some misterious spices. Now I must starve for some time.We were seated to an absolute caricature of the fat (((chosen))). Balding short hair, black pants and white shirt, absolutely rotund, with small round glasses atop a majestic crooked nose, and he kept rubbing his hands while not eating. His kid had a literal jewfro and the woman was slim and quite attractive for her age, except the obvious majestic nose.I was always alert expecting him to take out a lippah from his pocket and put it in his balding head.
>>215940834it's happening again...the Anglo-Saxon-Jute spirit marches on...
I don't want to promise too much, but another episode of the eternal krautcel quest for ethnic pussy may be on the horizonthis winteron prime /med/ timestay tuned for autistic meltdowns and pathetic sobbing
>>215940635I'm half-Scottish.>>215940657Mock all you want, but English cheese is worth risking a broken leg for.>>215940834We still won the women's cheese run this year. It's not entirely over for us yet.
>>215941065Half Scottish, whole fren.
Motherfucking mosquitoes.
This second attempt is not going any better. I'm not Jewish enough I think.
>>215941037Pepe big ear
>>215941065>I'm half-Scottish.is that like being a half elf, but instead of Keen Senses and Elven Immunities you get highlander autism and resistance to alcohol poisoning?
>>215941222yeah killemhow do these fuckers survive so long even when it's cold alreadychecked trips btw>>215941545I once mentioned the sister of a Syrian girl I know via my friend's wife, the one in Parisshe will visit around Christmas and wants to stay longer extra to be able to get to know memy friend wasn't supposed to tell me but he did anywayinshallah it may turn into somethingbut she only saw a photo of me so idk
Fuck Abyssinia.>>215941936I don't know but we're still getting swarmed with them.
Ok, quitting that attempt as well. That's just great.
>>215919613>obese whore with zero ass or tits, just celluliteyeah niggers will put on a ring on that
>>215935054Brock Lesnar's daughter (WWE).>>215941222Here it's not mosquito season anymore, luckily.
>>215920033What the fuck is wrong with mutts?
>>215941668>is that like being a half elf, but instead of Keen Senses and Elven Immunities you get highlander autism and resistance to alcohol poisoning?What it actually means is that I'm blessed with a swarthy Mediterranean complexion due to my strong Celtic genes (unlike my siblings, two of whom are ginger).Also, I don't feel the cold very much, but that could just be because I'm fat (I also have fat genetics).
>>215940913>Just blew 120 eurolidoos in a sushi dinner> one piece that had rice, roasted squid with crab, caviar, tuna and garlic with some misterious spices.I would sniff and lick your plates if I could.
>>215944490plenty
;)
>>215919613She looks just like her dad fucking her would be like fucking brock lesnar with a pussy
>>215941668tú chamas o fio de /med/ mas estás a postar garotas alemãs e fala alemão, tú não és tuga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>215941668Tú não és TUGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still alive, I see.
gm>>215950575>bike with suspension (makes it slower)>no cycling shoes>no helmet0/10
>>215950686Bike?
>>215950766heh
>>215941936That's a nice thing with some thirdies.They'll be like, yeah my sister is single and you are a good lad, let's make you meet.You don't svffer btw
>>215950800There's 7 ridable things in that photo.
>>215950914true>You don't svffer btwI fact checked this and it's wrongthe svffering may end, but for now it remains>>215950973>>215950980
>>215951002I'm still half awake, ok.?
Good morning sirs.Starting the weekend with a comfy cuppa of cobbee. I have some shit to do, like chopping some wood with a machine we rented, then bringing back said machine to the owner, then vacuum cleaning, then btfo'ing the leaves off of the roof of the garage, then maybe collecting some fallen leaves and putting them in the green waste bin, then cleaning the bathroom.VGGGGGHHHHHHHHThen I'll probably play vidya and watch either Your Name or I want to eat your pancreas.
And some good news too.You guys remember how I told you that we have been sending letters back and forth with HR since January and a total of close to 40 letters were sent?I just got noticifations that the case has been closed and I won't have to deal with that shit anymore.So fucking back.
>>215951101*send you a mail that reopen it**mail is from Moselle*
>>215951101what have you (allegedly) done?
>>215951101Hava....
>>215919613> Death by snu-snu
Good day med, what's cooking for today ?
A Frenchman will spend 30 years in jail because he gave the ick to his wife's friendsWe suffer in France
>>215939779Third time the charm?
>>215952068Deserved
>>215928527>raspy smoker voiceick
>>215952068What.
>>215952782>your wife disappears>no body, no proofs, nothing>husband is guilty because uh, the dog couldn't find the track of the wife and uh, her friends say he's icky (he's not good looking, doesn't have an impressive job and isn't a good talker)That's it>best friend of the wife remember seeing her alive the day before after her 4th testimonyLol, lmao even
Good morning /med/, guess who left the keys of the garage inside the car.>>215952699I'm not a big fan of it, but in her case it's hot.>>215936916I hope you're enjoying Spain!
>>215952929I assume there's an uproar about this?
>>215952929hope he killed her for real then. all women deserve it, unironically
>>215951592>American entertainment "sport'>actually just softcorecan't blame them tho, I too wish Rhea Ripley would smother me to death with her ass
>>215938560out of all the cursed things i read on 4chan this might be the most cursed onei would try it but i think that something in my palate would make me wish to regurgitate the sweet, fruitful jam and the salty, sauteed, seasoned meatnow if we're speaking about unseasoned meat... *sigh*>>215951073Good mornin' Magyarino and everyone in our /med/+frens thread. I woke up wanting to learn more about the beautiful culture of the Visegrád Group and I feel like I now understand (less) why or how Europeans ruled most of the planet.https://youtu.be/wH15uwhvtZI Also I <3 you polacos you fucking rule
Last night I dreamt a dream that I think I have already dreamt before. It was about a night that didn't see a sunset until around 3-4am.
Oh shit I also forgor to say I went to a flamenco exposition yesterday at night with a friend, shit was absolutely beautiful. She was a flamenco student at some point but kinda sucked, and she showed me how some of the basic steps look in video, and I managed to copy them to perfection!It was mesmerizing seeing all the ladies, both young, mature and even an old lady waving their skirts around and clacking their heels on the ground, and there were some contemporary dances too, very pretty in general.>>215954255Those types of dreams make me believe there must be some deity messing with us in the astral plane frfr.
Local news are reporting that French sentencing.
Good morning /med/>>215938560>>215954093In the UK we eat roast pork with apple sauce and it's very good
>>215954354This is the face I made on instinct when imagining the thought of- gWEEEEH. I would try it just to see if it's tasty but imagining sweet apple sauce with meat... It's so fucking cursed. I barely like some apple sauce cause I don't like the texture in my mouth. Gggggggh.The most sweet-salty things I can eat is roquefort/blue cheese with cherries and cheese and... Um... Toast with cheese and jam on top, that's tasty enough. But mixing meat with sweet just gives me the worst- sensation- ever-
>>215954354based, and they say Anglo food is bad, pffft
I do like caramellized onions, thovgh. That's a level of sweet in my food I can tolerate.I guess the most "disgusting" thing I love but a lot of people hate are guts/chinchulines as we call them here and liver. I will never understand how some people don't like liver, that shit's tasty and it's got so much vitamin A you can actually overdose!
>>215954413Roast pork is quite bland on its own so I think it goes with apple sauce quite well. Another sweet meat dish I like is Chinese sweet and sour chicken. Tasty>>215954427Our food is great, other countries are merely jealous
>>215919613She is monstrous and roids made things even worse
>>215953423Not sure, but I guess I'm not alone finding it harsh, did not really follow that trialI could find others judgement not as harsh for worse stuff>death sentence? That's le bad, an innocent could be sentenced.>30 years without proofs? Le good.>>215954317What do they say?
>>215954489Don't you add salt and sauces to roast pork? If I imagine a roast pork I imagine a slightly sweet but really savory taste, and spicy and seasoned just right. I would try some things with jam and applesauce just to see how it feels, but the issue is that I have emetophobia. And the worst thing about puking is that the aftertaste is absolutely horrid, both sweet and salty, and acid and bilis-like. Mixing sweet and sour/salty tastes makes me remember that horrid sensation sometimes.I absolutely hate eating raw oranges for that same reason.
>>215954489>Our food is great, other countries are merely jealousof course my brother. fish and chips is the greatest dish ever invented, along side ravioli. even better that the two greatest chefs who have ever lived are Anglo as well. we really are GOATed
>>215954354Based
>>215954488Liver is fantastic, for other entrails I do eat them but they're not my favourite
>>215954488have you had escargo? i had it in Malta and it was good, also had haggis in Scotland. "disgusting" food is unironically tasty as fvck
>>215954632Right?! I'll try asking my mom sometime if we can buy liver, since it's tasty and not too expensive (as far as I know, Miley Cyrus please have mercy)>>215954701I've never in my life had escargo and I would be so confused at the thought of eating a poor gastropod. I fucking love snails, I already feel bad eating a poor cow, imagine a snail ;_; </3I would try haggis too but... Isn't- like- wouldn't you technically be eating poop? Or like the processed food yet to become pasture of a bovine...? Is it safe?????
>>215954782You should try to make fegato alla veneziana if you like onions
>>215954782i don't even know what haggis is lol i just thought it was different organs grinded up. whatever it is it tasted really good. i always thought snails were nasty until i had them, definitely worth the experience
>>215954573I see. I think roast pork in the UK would normally only be seasoned with salt and maybe some pepper. I think it tastes great with apple sauce but maybe some people won't like it. Also I've thought of another slightly sweet British meat dish: coronation chicken, pic related. It has sultanas and sometimes chopped apricots. It was created in the 1950s for the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II, hence the name of coronation chicken. It has curry powder in it which I guess is because of Britain's former rule over India. It tastes pretty good I think>>215954595Fish and chips with tartare sauce is peng>>215954598It definitely is
>be me travelling by bus because I left the keys of the garage inside my car >there's a schizo singing cartoon openings and meme songs from 2014 Spanish Internet >a couple of spic women in front of me decided to fully recline their seats trapping my legsThis is why I hate public transport.
>>215954354Uh-oh this is un-islamic. Very problematic
>>215955109>a couple of spic women in front of me decided to fully recline their seats trapping my legsI bet you didn't say anything
>>215954883I like to cook ze oniòns until they break down and male a good brown sauce
>>215955003>Fish and chips with tartare sauce is pengIf you get your hands on fresh halibut fillet yoy should try to cook it in the oven with salt, capers, greek olives, potatoes, small tomatoes and hetbs you like like basil or eatragon, and add some white wine mid cooking
>>215954883Oh wow, I quickly looked up the recipe and it looks really tasty! And it can be made with polenta as a side dish too! Does it 100% require white wine to make it? So far it's veal liver, white onions, butter, olive oil (that's gonna cost me a kidney), white wine, and bay leaves... Oh and pepper and salt, obviously.I've never cooked with wine before, even though I love cooking. I still gotta make beef stroganoff, too.>>215954956If I'm not mistaken it's literally the stomach, like- stomach, not intestines (small and large intestines I mean) of a bovine with all it's contents inside. Like, what the animal ate and then also filled with other stuff. I'd ask in the swedish thread but that place is traumatizing.>Snails were nastyI don't think they're nasty, I think they're little frens. Same with frogs. :(Shrimps are cute but they're too tasty, so screw 'em.>>215955003>sultanas and sometimes chopped apricotsAPRICOTS?????? I mean, in the pic it looks tasty, but... w0tApparently in Argentina we have dishes like tapa de asado a la naranja, or a piece of cow meat soaked in oranges and citrics and then roasted. I'd ngl eat that, probably.OH- Uh- I've eaten homemade carrot and pumpkin jam before! It's really really tasty! It went great with cheese! And I have the recipe if you'd like it!
>>215954539>What do they say?Basically what you said.
>>215955170May Allah forgive me>>215955235Sounds good to be honest>>215955264>in Argentina we have dishes like tapa de asado a la naranja, or a piece of cow meat soaked in oranges and citrics and then roasted. I'd ngl eat that, probably.I'd try that, sounds good>OH- Uh- I've eaten homemade carrot and pumpkin jam before! It's really really tasty!If someone offered me that I might try it just out of curiosity
>>215955003tartare sauce is great, but i'm more of a lemon with fish and chips enjoyer myself>>215955264>frensthat's understandable, but the way i see it is, what more of a greater destiny for them to end up in my stomach, where their life force is infused with me to provide me energy and sustenance for me to survive and prosper :)
>>215955197Dipende dal gusto, a me piacciono un po' più solide>Does it 100% require white wine to make it?You'd make a disservice to yourself if you didn't use wineRed wine is fine too by the way
>>215955393Liver and onions are sweet so you need the wine to add acidity and balance the taste. It also washes away that oniony smell that gives you shit breath
>>215955193There was only 10 minutes left to arrive so it wasn't worth it.
>>215955451You can't complain about thirdies online if you don't denounce their behaviour in real life
>>215955366One bittersweet dish we have that I HATE with a burning passion because I feel it ruins the perfection of a salty empanada is...Raisin empanadas. Raisin. Sweet. Empanadas.Why. Do some fucking. Assholes. Hijos de treintamil hectáreas de putas trolas chanchas gonorréicas le ponen PASAS a las PUTAS empanadas. La puta que los remil parió los odio y al que inventó ponerle pasas a la comida>I might try it just out of curiosityI think you can make it with tomato and avocado and any type of fruit and veggie actually, as long as it has water. Now I'm wondering if you can make pumpkin tea... Or carrot tea...>>215955384I would rather have the lil' frens in my backyard or in a terrarium chilling and living their lives. I love giant african snails, and would love to have one as a pet but they'd die in this cold ass climate. Sigh.>>215955430Wait, liver is sweet? I always thought it had a salty taste, even cooked. Like savory, like... Umami, almost. How much wine should you add? Like half a cup? Until it evaporates? Enough to get drunk?
>>215955491>Wait, liver is sweet? I always thought it had a salty taste, even cooked. Like savory, like... Umami, almost.No you're just dumb
>>215955384When I've mentioned tartare sauce in /brit/ people called me a posh cunt. I just think it's a great sauce though, very tasty>>215955491>One bittersweet dish we have that I HATE with a burning passion because I feel it ruins the perfection of a salty empanada is...>Raisin empanadas. Raisin. Sweet. Empanadas.If I get a chance to try an empanada I will try to find a different filling
>>215955644dude i've tasted even raw liver (not recommended) and that shit was not sweet wtfIt's tasty and savory but if I think of sweeter meat I think of pork????>>215955651I highly recommend empanadas salteñas, empanadas saladas, empanadas árabes (don't ask why they're argentinian, they're kinda like a fatay...?), and spicy empanadas. There's also some weird flavored empanadas in Capital like cheeseburger and blue cheese.
>>215955491don't sigh about a cold climate fren, we are both not far off summer down here in the souf'ern hemisphere>>215955651>poshalmost every cheap ass backwater fish and chip shop down here gives you both lemon and tartare sauce. i don't know what's posh about it
>>215955728>I highly recommend empanadas salteñas, empanadas saladas, empanadas árabes (don't ask why they're argentinian, they're kinda like a fatay...?), and spicy empanadas. There's also some weird flavored empanadas in Capital like cheeseburger and blue cheese.Cheeseburger sounds good to be honest>>215955758>almost every cheap ass backwater fish and chip shop down here gives you both lemon and tartare sauce. i don't know what's posh about itI guess some Brits see it as posh. They might instead have different things with fish and chips, e.g. mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy I think. I dunno why curry sauce has become a thing to have with fish and chips
>>215955728Why would a non-dumb person even taste raw liver? Thinkabouddid
>>215955924Curry is too strong to go well with (non rotten) fish
>>215955651It saves thousands of man-hours in labor.
>>215955934Someone must sacrifice theirselves for the wellbeing of the tribe....raw meat doesn't taste bad either... But obviously I eat it cooked or else I can get some severe gastrointestinal diseases.>>215955924A cheeseburger empanada makes me want to eat an actual cheeseburger. Man, I miss going to Burger King with Argentinotte now...>>215955961How come in the north there's so many aged fish dishes? Can't they get fish freshly where they're from?
>>215956427>many aged fish dishes?Name one
>>215956509Didn't you just say that people eat rotten fish in Europe? I specifically know that swedes eat aged fish for some reason. Like pickled herring.
>>215956620I was talking about people dousing rotten food in spices.Sometimes I do it too for example with old minced meat, I add a copious amount of nutmeg, pepper, cloves and red wine, otherwise it tastes like cow and it's bitter
>>215936916SOVL
>>215955961Yeah it seems an odd choice, I haven't had curry sauce with fish and chips myself, but some Brits seem to like it>>215956006I assume this was meant for a different post>>215956427Burgers are always good in my view
>>215956815It wasn't.https://youtu.be/X25rP4rTw3A
>>215956664Almost quads, oof. Hmm... I do remember that historically civilizations used spices to make up for the lack of freshness in their meat, or to add flavor to meals that otherwise wouldn't be too tasty but would be nourishing.Here in Argentina we use provenzal (garlic + parsley), chimichurri, black pepper, and occassionally white pepper/red pepper/ground chili to season meat and dishes, and cumin (haha cumin) for salty empanadas. But aside from that we don't overdo it with the spices.I do know like some meals like guisos, locros, and paellas used to be made with leftover meats scrambled together for example.
One of my cats decided to munch on my PC monitor and now I have a dent in the glass. Let's hope it doesn't spread to the rest of the monitor. Picture wasn't affected (yet).
>>215956942Do you eat macacos?>>215957098Cats are evil creatures
>>215957098Made fun of Catnigga's squirrels too many times.
>>215957098But le heckin pets are so heckin cute and wholesome though
>>215956914I am ashamed, my knowledge of classic Simpsons should be better
>>215957233I would save my dog over 1 million non europeans
>>215957336Boh a me non piacciono cani e gatti che ci posso fare
>>215957190I've never eaten a monkey but I think I'd rather just eat another human being over a random macaco.Or none at all. Tuna and shrimp are tastier.>>215957098La creatura strikes... Es imparable...
Hello meds! I've been busy. couldn't post much these last days. Cleaned around the residence with neighbors, arranged birthday gifts for friends and had a few parties.Glad to see Brunester enjoy his trip! Really needs to bring me back an Iberian gf.>>215957336Based and hard agree :)
>>215957098grim, I hope it'll be fine, fren
>>215957098
Alright. Done with everything except the cleaning the bathroom part but I'll only do that a bit later.>>215951160'em>>215951527Nothing really. They just wanted to get a document from me but HR fucks everything up and noone knew what exactly they were asking for so I had to send them close to 15 docs, some of them even 3 times because hrgirlboss1 had no idea hrgirlboss7 already asked for that one file (kek).
>>215957098Spend more time with the kid assholet. catberg
Saw a great pooper but couldn't see her face.Lots of tettas also
>>215958065Spanish women have no tits, must be foreigners
Gonna start drawing AGAINalso meds status: taken>>215957712Hello Gspotman! Hope you're doing okay! I'm surprised so many people are born during the later stage of the year, rather than the first months. At least that's what I've nooticed.
>>215958484>Spanish women have no titsYou wot m8
/med/'s stance on sucuk ?
Getting reverse zutted again. I might have to take the nomad route for a successful jewish run.
>>215959545It's aight.>>215959672Jewish niggas kept believing in going back to Jerusalem after 2000 years, the span of a ckII campaign doesn't fit
>>215959852They really are obstinate little roaches
>>215959852It is possible if you know how to play the game.
>>215953813You're the same chuddy bruce who used to call everyone here an n word right? Where have you been bro I haven't seen you for like a month. I was hoping you'd call me a nigger/sandnigger eventually but you haven't. Please amend that xoxo>>215957098Your kitty is exercising its innate warrior spirit. The feline yearns for war, Lusitanianon. Unleash it on the local pigeon or rat population as it wants or the biting will continue
Cops arresting a bunch of nafris outside the house
>>215960029Romans remained mostly silent because orders were being given and trumpets tooted.Germanics performed the famous barritus before a battle>barritus
>>215957098>tfw you see an expensive LCD display
>>215957098your cat:https://youtu.be/PobQzVsj7GE
>>215945518>my siblings, two of whom are gingercatnigga's family:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw>>215949922>>215949931aprende a falar português direito e toma os teus comprimidos, paneleiro
>>215958057The PC was turned off.
UN SUAVE LÁTIGOUNA PREMONICIÓNDIBUJAN LLAGAS EN LAS MANOSUN DULCE PÁLPITOLA CLAVE ÍNTIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE VAN CAYENDO DE MIS LABIOSCOMO UN ANCLADE MIS LABIOSDE MIS LABIOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSShttps://youtu.be/tX1nCmFUaVM
Just went to a clearance sale, I got a decent pair of hiking/mountain boots for 20 euros and two pairs of running shorts
>>215960988>pair of hiking/mountain bootsZased.
>>215961078The brown man marches on
>>215959545It's a sausage.>>215960988Lucky you, I got a pair from Weinbrenner for sixty euros.Weird name for an Italian company.
>>215960988>hiking/mountain bootsJARVIS, dispatch hungry wendigos to the Venetian highlands.
>>215961320I don't know the company, maybe it's from Alto Adige>>215961465I'd rather have anguane sent to me, they will still kill me in gruesome ways but at least they are supposed to be cute
Too horny imc.Never goon doe imc.
>>215961745Do you goon to asian girls or white girls???????????
>>215961696>Anguane are mythical creatures in Northern Italian folklore, which are traditionally depicted as cloven-footed water nymphs>cloven-footed
>>215962178If you were a polentone, you would be the one who wrote about them because you survived
>>215962178is that a bad thing?
>>215962252És TUGA?????????????
>>215962289foda-se que chato do caralho que é que isso tem a ver com o que eu postei?
>>215962233I would go the lakes and feed them bread.>>215962252Never made sense to me that half of all depictions of succubi include cloven feet. They're supposed to be beings of pure seductive malice, but I don't personally know many people who want to lick hooves.At least Pathfinder got this one thing right (although lilitus still have the gross hooves).
>>215962438pretty sure Nocticula also has cloven feet as well, so it's not just minagho and the lilitus
>>215943488No, it's Effenberg'a daughter
>>215962577Suddenly occurs to me looking at that last image that there are probably people out there who let Minagho go after all that, instead of slaughtering both her and her girlfriend.Even on my Azata -> GD playthrough, I couldn't bear to do that.
a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...>>215962697>>215962697
>>215962050I goon to asian, black, and white girls.I also goon to asian, black, and white bois.
>>215962656letting a bad go so she can amend her ways and have a lesbian marriage is peak azata energy tho
>>215962745You're right, those are the kinds of people who think that we should abolish prisons too.Glad I didn't fail the stupidity test and let her go though, even if I broke RP a little doing it.
>>215962884IMHO roleplaying takes precedence, if you pick a dumb path like Azata just lean into it I say
At the hospital in Cronos The New Dawn, getting harder, but I must find out what happened with the world.