The New.
*bark bark*
Getting nostalgic for the 2000s now ladsSo over it's unreal
i NEVER want that to happen again. is that clear?
huh turns out Rorke is a based Zulu killer
>>215934323*nuzzles u* UwU
>>215934327enjoying your first day in /brit/ so far kiddo?
>>215934327Thought this was obvious
what happens to an incel who never works and has no real inheritance, with no kids to look after them when they get old?
wish I had some bread and circuses
>>215934355>when they get old
I am, as of this moment, on the cans
Cans and 'ki 'za for me I reckon
>>215934327Chuckling
>>215934355cheap grotty nursing home for them de lad
>>215934393costs money doesn’t it?
>>215934355Seasidemark
>>215934323*sheepishly mutters* y-yes sir...
Rorke is the highest compliment on /brit/ it seems, I didn’t realise that lad was being complimentary when he says it
>>215934355Hoping sisterstein might have kids but she needs to get on itOther than that I'm probably moving to Cambodia or something
>>215934327Cor, good image this
>>215934405not if its a state run home. but they're pretty grim
>>215934418he's not an incel though
when do the clocks go back
Rorke running up the stairs on all fours
>>215934439
last incels left alive
>>215934449get a job and get on the pension grind lads unless you want to be beaten up by Nigerian nurses when you’re old @incels
Get that fridge pic posted.
blind grey squirrels with laser pointers
>>215934456they already have
Planning to win the Premium Bonds
you can eat glue
have there ever been good happenings here? back when I used to browse /bant/ in its early days we had a known poster get on the news for vandalism however sadly the news report didn't mention the 4chan thread in which he posted the pictures of the artwork he ruined, we also had an interesting threat of someone who broke into a house and read someone's diary
Fish fingers chips and beans for tea
transfer squirrel consciousnesses into lethal synth-soldier bodies
>>215934531dont care
>>215934528When that lad went to France to shag Candice
>>215934528jersey terrorist was probs the most prominent
Isn’t it strange that it’s normal for the world of work, to centre around being hunched over a screen, thumbing a laptop. That is labour.You’re physically the same as an obsessive world of warcraft player who never sees daylight.But you are a respected member of society.
What's a good outfit to wear for a Deliveroo driver? I want to offer a luxury Deliveroo service and change the reputation of Deliveroo drivers.
>>215934327I was posting in /brit/ around this time, and I can assure you, my words weight in gold, to my best memory, "Rorke, O'Rorke, etc" and other variants was just one of the little names that stuck that people used to throw around vaguely that applied to a number of different things. Irish posters, UKIP-ish like posters, etc that all popped up around the American presidential election
>>215934578yeah because you own things and pay taxes, so unironically yes. but all taxation should be abolished
>>215934588latex tuxedo
>>215934578Got to look at the screen so you can afford to look at the screen
Hi Guys. My name is Emily. I’m new to the country and looking to make techie friends. Hit me up on Telegram if you work in AI, cybersecurity or defense tech. I’m a bit of a geek and love flying drones, haha! @emilywu9800
>>215934573whom>>215934577what's the condensed skinny on that occurrence also if the lad who wanted me to timestamp pic my fridge the only way i'll be arsed to do that is if you send me a funny animal video or picture as payment
>>215934622emily uwu more like
>>215934629How new are you
>Twenties?Lived to the fullest.>Passport?Well worn.>Notes app?Overflowing with the names of 80 past conquests.>Life?F*cking amazing.
I’m in swanageeeeee de ladsI’m in swaaaanageeee
how much poo could a poochuck chuck if a poochuck could chuck poo
Britain is a decadent shithole and you all should feel ashamed for letting that happen.
>>215934654>Gimmick?Dog shit.
>>215934654>DreamWoken up from
>>215934622just checked telegram and she (indian male) isn't on there, blueballed>>215934650week new and don't plan on sticking around for long either, haven't been on this site regularly for about 4 years now
>>215934588be completely arse naked. with an erection perhaps
they are lucky I am not a psychologist 300 years ago im telling you that
>>215934629poster from Jersey was here, made a load of pro-islam terrorist threats, posted al-Qaida stuff, got arrested (it made the news) and he turned out to be an autistic runt neet. dont know if he was really a islamist or just larping but either way he went down. never seen here again.i was one of the people who told the jersey coppers about him. had to give a police interview about it lol. they said id have to fly out to jersey to testify in court if didnt plead guilty. fortunately he did.
>>215934622Hi Emily I generate pictures of naked women using AI. Pleased to meet you *extends runtish cum-stained claw*
thoughts on hot dogs for dinner as a 32 year old man?
I wonder why West Midlands Police covered up the rape gangs citing community harmony and now refuse to provide protection to Jewish football fans
>>215934697There was an autistic French girl who posted on here for a while and one lad went over to shag herWould've seriously considered it myself if I had any excuse to give my parents why I was going to France
was at gran's for tea and she was telling me they uncovered some dinosaur foot recently in the UK, said it was the size of the living room. Went on to say that it wasn't really that long ago they lived among us, the 1700s or so she says, would have been people alive around the same time. "Yeah haha that's mental" I said.
>>215934744>had to give a police interview about it loldid you have to explain /brit/ to the rozzers
>>215934752if you use ketchup, cringeif not, based
>>215934756the lad who did it was probably the 80 birds shagged guy
>>215934755Rorke signing up to beat up some brown people and being made to do this instead
Wel well well
>>215934752depends on the sausage you're using.
>>215934779Did we hunt them? The dinosaurs?
>>215934654OI leave the gimmick to me lad lol cheeky
>>215934780haha yep. it was extremely cringy
>>215934791Omds what is he playing at
>>215934809To extinction I assume.
>>215934756Why do you think she would’ve shagged you LOL
>>215934825'also who's this rorke gentleman, seems like the type of man we wish to keep tabs on, can you tell me anything about him?'
>>215934528Off the top of my head:A mentally ill man who posted everyday, and some posters here would mail him letters, and eventually he started posting naked to his own Twitter and had to be put into an asylumAn Iranian poster named who was also a furry who would burn Iranian flags until the government came for himA guy from Jersey who pretended to be an Islamic terrorist, then was so committed to the gimmick he posted a bomb-making guide here. He was arrested and the police discovered he was making 10,000 posts a month on 4chanA suicidal Irish guy who become kind of a meme because he was a bit frumpy and played the trombone. He kind of died down in popularityAn international doctor who occasionally used to pop-up and everyone tried to either suck up to him or bully him but it never workedThat one turtleneck guy with a modeling contract who would also pop-upStormyz before he became famous was known hereMaybe some other happenings if I think harder
she would’ve shagged me I can promise you that, wish I was around to give that little French tart a battering back then
>>215934854dont think rorke was a thing then
Can't imagine calling the police on one of you lolI don't even report the Belgian's nonce posts
It's over for leftypol, pretty middle class women are laughing at him
>>215934838what is it about Indians and AI, I swear it activates something in their brains to be utterly subservient to robots
>>215934847She shagged some random weirdo off here I don't think her standards were high
off to kill a dinosaur and bury it under my nans living room. anyone want owt?
>>215934881it was literally just a quick email. i didnt think it would progress into anything significant. also, terrorist threats are a bit different to a deranged cuck poster
>>215934897fucker, who is thatANSWER ME
rorke unmasked
>>215934909iirc they didnt shag. apparently she wanted to preserve her virginity for someone more special lol
>>215934859no clue who stormyz is, if you're claiming the rapper stormzy posted here then I certainly don't believe you and question everything else you're saying>>215934937keira knightley
>>215934791His wife is a practicing Jewess. Cute as well
>>215934897tiktokked this and leftypol was going mad, saying she was so full of hate that she wanted to kill trans people. >>215934937kiera knightley
>>215934948GUARANTEE if it was me who went we would’ve shagged
>>215934944wonder who grassed them up
>>215934756mad how easy women have it
>>215934982the new brits
>>215934948Reckon if I'd gone to France to shag a desperate weirdo and she said no I'd probably just jump in the channel
/brit/lennials we can't stop winninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGm1B9784nk
>>215934944planning to leave bacon and porkchops on the stairs were they
>>215934965
>>215934897What did she say then
>>215934937You don’t know Keira Knightley? You live under a rock or something?
Back in the day I was talking to my brother about Ted Kaczynski and how his brother grassed him up. My brother said he would do the same. I'm not a Ted supporter and his bombing campaign was flawed. But i've never really trusted him since.
get the gangs smashed
>>215934982Chelsea squad getting ridiculous now
>>215934982who put a shirt on that monkey?
>>215935032probably just expressed a slightly different and harmless opinion to the baying leftypol mob
>>215934756she had an amazing growleranyone got the photo?
need that French girl back so I can make quick work of her
>>215935032someone asked her about working with jk rowling despite the trans thing and she just laughed and said 'people have different opinions and we need to get along' really dismissively
the nights are dark and rapelad is out on the prowl
>>215935084Got most of them somewhere yeah
>>215935056I woudld grass him up but i would have told him first dude I know who you are, do that again and I'll grass you up, can't just be bombing random people that aren't really in the way of the society you want>>215935063good one rorke I laughed
>>215935034You answered him like the little cowardly cunt you are. You'd suck him off if he asked.
>>215935093Need her removed from polite society
>>215935093The bluesky lot are fewming
I heard OF is a front for the idf
>>215935115I.. I might do yes
>>215935129chop her fucking head off
>>215935093>people have different opinions and we need to get alongThis is literally Nazi Germany
>>215935115I wanted an excuse to post a picture of her. You seem to be having homosexual thoughts
Mad how quickly it all fell apart for the trans lads, they were invincible for a while there
would you let seasidemark poo in your mouth after he's had a night of ales and kebabs but you were paid 1 million quid?
funny how woke got banished to bluesky and have had 0 (zero) authority on anything ever since
>It's not about the ingredients, it's about how they're cookedNever a truer word spoken.
For me it's The Hole
>>215935187Remember when spaino had his shilling Bluesky phase? What was that all about.
>>215935173thought they could just get away with sexually abusing children
>>215935173bit like gays in the 70sgays won in the end though, the troons will have to wait for the 2040s
dpn't know what to have for tea
always preferred natalie portman to keira. just my opinion x
>>215935183yes 1 million quid would sort me and the mrs out
>>215935173They thought people were going to be fawning over them forever. Back to everyone treating them like the creepy freaks they are now lol.
>>215935187They’re still running the charity/quango/civil service/judiciary blob. Blair really did a number on us
She's a multi-millionaire, still smoking hot as a milf, happily married with children, and has been semi-retired from acting for years now. She's already won. That's why she just laughs when some rando interviewer tries to trip her up in a trans gotcha.
>>215935173hate that though I have long hair now and larping as a trans person would give me amusement and social power but now it just doesn't have the social power it had a few years ago
My Friday evening:>Pizza>Beer>Cheeky wank over pic relNot a bad plan if I say so myself.
Crazy how it's 2025 and people are still talking about celebrities opinions. Did you happen to ask her what Ferrari she's gonna buy next year?
This is the best Oasis song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IajganWy8Y4
>>215934327absolutely fascinating
lawyers should start massively suing one another in the winter
transgender people live rent free in your stupid heads lol
>>215934288Where is this
>>215935227times are’a changing, won’t be long
can you get in trouble if you lie on your PIP application
>>215935191she was like seventeen in this I learned recently
>>215935253wrong way roundsioux people lawyer each other in the winter
throw the troon down the well
>>215935212I loved both. Keira has the accent though
>>215935263no they don’t they barely get a mention anymore or for the last year
>>215935300hate this disingenous jew
>>215935282short answer, yes with an ifLong answer, no with a but
>>215935296good thing you mentioned this as i was about to post something unsightly
>Crazy how it's 2025 and people are still talking about celebrities opinions. Did you happen to ask her what Ferrari she's gonna buy next year?
Thought Molly Mae was meant to be really fit but in that Persil ad she just looks weird
>>215935335
thinking about Zyzz and crying
>>215935335is that a young and straight stephen fry
>>215935028its pronounced NOMO
>>215935358show us your neoliberal teeth
can yer give me sam facking yous bruv
>>215935343
utter gimps
would it work?
>>215935390
>>215935390why doesn't my browser scroll down automatically when the thread updates with new posts?
Neoliberal teeth chomping in
>>215935411there will be violence if they turn up. and starmer will find excuse for even more draconian policies
>>215935411I think this is actually the right thing but yes they are obviously complete spackers
>>215935109id never grass on family. if my brother was a serial killer i wouldnt grass him up.
>>215935422first thing I noticed was the I <3 hot moms necklace on the duck
do brits say "dude"? would people laugh at you if you said it
>>215935411>You shouldn't have a football game because...Muzzies will chimp out
>>215935460noyes
katie opening the door to the delivery man barefott so he can see dem toest. the delivery man
>>215935477no one wants israeli hooligans parading about their city
>>215935460yesno
>>215935493
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>215935266Lahndan
>>215935411the more stuff like this happens the more people will be unable to ignore itive seen even lgbt very left leaning redscarepod types say multiculturalism can’t work recently
>>215935490I don't want millions of paki cunts here either but here we are
>>215935502erm actually thats announcing a report and against the rules
>>215935458disagree with that meself there are crimes I'd allow even if I disagreed with it but too religious to allow them just murdering random people>>215935493these words sound like something you'd hear emanating from neoliberal teeth
windows updates is it? 25h2 yeah? no i don't think i will
Ladies and gentlemen of /brit/ I present to youThe Belgian poster .. unmasked!
>>215935411let them go at it then deport everyone involved
>>215935499Sent that cunt to the orthodontist
>>215935477they went around amsterdam vandalising property
>>215935534get the update installed rorke
>>215935483>>215935492what is it then you clowns
>>215935187they still run the all the import parts of the state though
>>215935512stuff like what? police not wanting violent thugs causing mayhem?
dem neoliberal teeths be leekin
>>215935552And Muslims blew up 25 school children at a concert in Manchester. Swings and roundabouts.
>>215935559dude isn't colloquial in the UK and no one would laugh if you used it cause it's not funny
>>215935559short answer, yes with an ifLong answer, no with a but
>>215935512bruh, the israeli fans are the securtiy threat
give rabbits little gloves to wear
Britain is a failed state
why do i have manually scroll down everytime they thread updateswhy won't it do that automatically
neoliberal teeth?CHECK
>>215935588Why, are they going to carry out a suicide bombing or form roving rape gangs to systematically sexually abuse white girls? Oh wait.
>>215935607uma!
>>215935534i dont have enough room on my disk so its not even going to try
Hogwarts Legacy only 9 quid on Steam lads. Show your support for Joanne!
>>215935533I wouldn't participate but id not grass them up. If it turned out he had killed a bunch of prostitutes and got caught, id put a bit of money in his prison account and go visit every so often.
canslad is brutally honest about his love of cans
>>215935631Say what you will but he tells it like it is
>>215935624Heard there are transwizards which is too unrealistic for me
Wish we could ban all the foreign cunts who come here on boats and rape and steal and murder and sell drugs and not just a small amount of football hooligans just for a day. Oh well.
i still havent found what im looking for
>>215935571yh but when it happens to jews it can only be becasue of antisemitism
what time is it ? you stupid cunt
Zoomers haven’t realized the best way to get rid of unwanted posters is to pretend they don’t exist. Pretty sure it’s not talking about them constantly
feeling thirsty need the american who posts drinks to whip me up a fizzy appleaide
>>215935656it's about quarter to seven
>>215935646considering they can magically transition into animals it's not that far fetched
>>215935624fucking diabolical gamefour hours content exploring hogwarts then 80 hours of boring ubislop wandering around empty soulless fields and forcing you to engage with fantastic beasts that no cunt has ever enjoyed even in film form
Hilary is fit for office alright (67). still would
>>215935656its chico time
reckon im in the midst of a nervous breakdown
SeasideMark can speak fluent Arabic. He lived in Egypt for 9 months with his ex-wife. They met and married when he was 29 and she was 23.And you?
the teeth nathan
business idea: big fat veiny tits with chunky nipples
shes fit alright
Ah yes those goddamn Israeli suicide bombers. Those Israeli rape gangs. Those Israelis going around decapitating teachers and priests for insulting the Prophet Moses. Those bloody Israelis always driving trucks into hundreds of people. Those Israelis shooting up the Bataclan Theatre. Bloody nuisance those Israelis.
>>215935703he stinks of fish
>>215935703I don't speak about myself in the third person that's what
vibe coding as the kids say
>>215935703well i'm not a depressed alcoholic loser so i have that going for me
>>215935656how much for a gram of cocaine in australia?
>>215935687She's incredibly unsexy
>>215935703me? Nothing but respect for the man. Shagged a good number of women relative to the ailments he was born with. He’s done well
Even my gf knows I wank to Daisy Ridley and is ok with it.
>>215935694surprised there were never any allegations agasint him
men only want one thing and it's disgusting
>>215935723do you have any idea how many war crimes israel has committed over the past two years
>>215935743ever shag her up the arse?
1n * 50 * 100 n = 2 for bonus points :3
Been stalking a mentally ill autist girl on plebbit for 10 days.
>>215935743Why wouldn't she be
>>215935736900 dollarydoos
>>215935642you not out with them mate? tired yeah?
>>215935571>>215935588no i just think that the more people see of different groups being unable to tolerate each other the more people will start to realise there is no multiculturalism or integration only you and your kin
>>215935759No, how many war crimes have they committed in the UK? How many British people have they killed?
i dont like having to manually scroll down then the thread updatesi want it to be automatic
noo I meant n = +1 was too focused on that last part of the sentence
>>215935793how many have russia?
>>215935771gibbymoo pilled
>>215935723have you forgotten who the biggest advocates of muslim migration to europe are?the israelis celebrate when terror attacks happen because it means we get dragged into more wars for them
>>215935795click the button lad
>>215935812>>215935815Goal posts just went flying over my house.
>>215935762Daisy Ridley? No.My girlfriend?also no.>>215935772Jealousy of women I suppose.
refresh youtube and it just shows me the same videos what's the point
mousenonce versus a bar of soap
some say you haven’t lived until you’ve felt the full force of a seaside creampie
>>215935830get a hobby
>>215935827not at all.just beasue israel isnt the one pulling the trigger, or blowing up the vests doesnt mean they arent responsible
>>215935826doesn't do anything
>>215935830Algorithm seems worse recently desu
>>215935874Some impressive mental gymnastics there Abdul.>Here's how Jews are actually responsible for Muslim terror attacks!You know what would stop Muslim terror attacks? If Muslims stopped being terororists.
if n = 1 gp then n = 0 gp
>>215935890no it doesnt. be quiet
if sam altman came through your door right now, what would you say to him?
>>215935129Why, in relation to what did she say that?
>>215935827your point is what? muslims shouldn't be allowed to play or watch football? just retarded nonsense
>>215935906I’d say who the fuck are you mate
>>215935842>mousenonceInfinitely more entertaining than you and also the fat stinky youtuber these incels cannot stop themselves from spamming here
>>215935917they should all be killed
>>215935906probably blackmail him for a couple million quid and him breaking and entering into my house does go to the police
>>215935924needs buck-breaking
>>215935906ask him what his most wanked over scene on blacked RAW was
>>215935775your joking. thats mad. what about heroin?
>>215935898you know what would stop muslims being terrorists? if we stopped fighting israels wars for themi bet you still think bin laden did 9/11 because of muh freedom
>>215935906I know his name but not his face so probably like "get out my house pal"
>>215935924i feel like shes the kind of girl to have skidmarks in her knickers
> British history is a ceaseless row of rapes, of extortions, of tyrannical abuse, of subjugation, of pillage. There are many things that would be unthinkable in any other state and in any other people. War was declared for everything. War was waged to increase trade. War was waged to get other peoples addicted to opium. War was also waged, when necessary, to win goldmines, to attain power over diamond mines. When Mr. Chamberlain walks around with carrying his Bible and preaches his goals of war, it seems to me as if the devil with a prayer book is closing in on some poor soul. And this is not even original anymore! This is old, no one believes him anymore. I think, he mistrusts himself.Hitler
>>215935924look at her armsomeone’s gotten a bit porky
anyone steaming yet?
>>215935906i would'nt say anything, i'd listen, because that's what nobody else did
>>215935924she should be married with kids
perfect philosophyagnosticismempiricismcommon senseutilitarianismliberalism
someone better get the new /brit/ ready now or we'll hit 367 in the thread again and really upset him
https://voca.ro/1ozSkFurVTjP
>>215935979Cut it down. For the cronem.
>>215935924>>215935970god i wish i could shag her chubby elbow crease
>>215935924Looks like my male cousin.
>>215935968give it a rest leftypol
>>215935952Ah yes, because Muslims were famously peaceful prior to the founding of Israel.
>>215935813She has only posted pictures of her hands so far. She has nice hands, a good skin tone, natural pink finger nails.
>>215935992and shagging pooey behinds?
>>215935960no, she's the type to have ocd and crippling anxiety/depression
>>215936018probably a bloke
>>215935992107 iq 19 year old philosophy
>>215934327Men of Harlech, march to glory,Victory is hov'ring o'er ye,Bright-eyed freedom stands before ye,Hear ye not her call?At your sloth she seems to wonder;Rend the sluggish bonds asunder,Let the war-cry's deaf'ning thunderEvery foe appall.
>>215936035no its deffo a girl. 19. lives in Lancashire but im not certain of the town.
>>215935952give an example of when they bombed this country prior to the US and the UK setting up military bases over the Middle East
>>215936020not a fan
>>215932192>>215932192
>>215936046forgot the name of the drift they fought at
>>215936080>>215936080>>215936080
>>215935989dropped half me scran
UK anons will be killing themselves next year type of shit.
