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So many old people in my city. Why won’t they fucking die
>>215937265>Average age is like ~80 in civilized countries now>that means all those drunk young people dying in car crashes are offset by legions of geezers living into their 90sBoomers are gonna be with us for decades more
Got diarrhea so bad it feels like I'm pissin out my asshole (mobile posting from the toilet rn)
>>215937343stinky
Zoomers seem to be unironically claiming anyone who isn't a mutt is inbred.
>>215937162That was my first reply to you thoughbeit, and I work weekends and people say this to me all the time
sorry tim, but we cannot go back. we stay here now.
>>215937127abnormally amusing for female humor
Your country of origin is a shithole not because of the first world, but because of you
It’s okay to sexually abuse women if they look at you
>>215937465Indeed. My wife scrolls insta in bed and I swear, nobody knows how to kill a joke more than women on instagram. Like 90% of the stuff is an attempt at humor that should have had the latter 3/4 of the video trimmed
>>215937496women dont look at me
>>215937496Is it not already abuse being seen in public, forcing people to regard your corpulent body
>>215937507Only old women are funny
>>215937465She’s black and fat so she’s bound to be more funny
I am him
>>215937564idk maybe this is just mommy issues but specifically lower middle class 50+ year old women with smoker voices usually are very funny and comforting to be around (in a non sexual way before the sick gooners try to say something) like they know they're past their prime and they're very non judgemental and easier to talk to than old men
>>215937579He never said that
I completed my Holy build at level 75 in Elden Ring. Holy is the worst damage type but I thought the OP early tutorial I watched was legit so I tried to Big Dick godrick with Rings of Light, got completely mulched and lost 100k runes
I like sex hubba hubba
They should start a 6 piece Indian Death Metal Band called Six Sick Sikhs
women will not kiss you on the bus
I've never left my island
>>215937778I think loo-pooers with shirts stylized to make it one word and pronounced loopers could be a really big cult indie ban if they had a good enough manager ala arctic monkeys
>>215937790Is that some Law of Thermodynamics
An endangered whale shark swam near the Gaza coast yesterday and Palishits killed it
>>215937790well how about a kiss on the lips instead?
>>215937403its ironic too because menas are the most inbred ethnicity in the worldmules arent viable offspring, idk why we act like race mixing is normal
lol you mfs always mad at something
I wish just one white woman would have sex with me just once
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>>215938186
i have ptosisthom york has ptosisi am thom york
I hate Arabs
>>215938203Pay for it. Maybe she’ll fall in love with you
ive never owned a car
>>215938345Me too
Listened to the part of the audiobook where Lion El'Johnson defeats Angron, pretty epic
>>215938257We are only known for our bad smell :(
i bought my car for 3300 dollars off facebook marketplace
im going craaaaazy
>>215938403**kisses your cheek**
>**kisses your cheek**
>>215938482i dont look like that but i talk like that
>>215938508What do you look like then
Blood stains, speed killsFast cars, cheap thrillsRich girls, fine wineI've lost my sense, I've lost control, I've lost my mindOh, my GodBlood stains, speed killsFast cars, cheap thrillsRich girls, fine wineI've lost my sense, I've lost control, I've lost my mind
>>215938482if he is gay he is probably annoying if he is just someone's chill dad showing support he's probably a cool guy
I look like this
>>215938534He's obviously a faggot though ever
>>215938526i look like this
>>215938482I would like to hate crime this faggot
>>215938534if thats someones dad he probably sucks his sons cock
>>215938557Oh hey spinny
>>215938571*laughs fatly*
Been writhing in pain every night for the last weekfeet and hands tingling, pain in chest alternating left and rightWent to a hospital earlier thought about going in but then realized i'm going to die anyway so it doesn't matter
>>215938590im not spinny
>i'm going to die anyway so it doesn't matter
it is friday and I don't have to work so I woke up late and now I will have some weed and play battlefield like its 2013 again
Thinking about avin a nap.
*dancing*
>>215938841
i figured it out
I'm going to die alonei'm only 25 years old I can't believe it
>>215938862What was the original of?
>>215938936nude hooker
>>215938936A green toad wearing a blue shirt
>>215938936Jason stripping
>>215938957Actually or just a guess? That was my guess as well but given context it could eaually likely be a chopped out harley
>>215939087actual
>>215938529hey, I posted that last time! How about thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6AJnTI-FQ
>>215939130what are you on?
>>215939130i didnt see your post about it
you're just too good to be truecan't take my eyes off of you
>>215939166the two substances mentioned in the song, and weed
nigga im nuts
I cannot have sex even if you held a gun to my head and said "Have sex incel"
going to rewatch american psycho
>>215939197post some more 70s west coast garage punk thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qbNrzHCMnM
>>215939248I could not have sex even if a hot big titted woman was guiding my penis into her vaginal orifice i would kick and scream and say no get away from me this is a trick
>>215939220I can only identify wine but i've had a few as well
>>215939268I dl'd the sequel with the Jewish chick from that 70s show but maybe I'm just not cool enough to enjoy bad movies ironically. But I'm not sure, because I liked Dracula 3000, Troll 2 and Jason X.
at the rate i’m reaching developmental milestones, i expect to live to be 230 years old
I wish I had a Mordred gf who was dominant but in a loving way where she basically treated me like the woman of the reationship
>>215939302no I meant in the Gang Green song I posted>you got the beer, we got the time>you got the coke, gimme a line
I wish I could sing
>>215939376interesting. tell me more
>>215939379you live in eastern europe so give me some gypsy kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ1jz3Vf1sc
All fart no shart
>>215939116Well was she at least hot
>>215939376have you considered artoria gf that treats you like a man and acts cutely and happy when you cook for her
>>215939277no
>>215939505I live in Slovenia, there is no gypsy or turbofolk music here, only polka. But I guess the closest equivalent would be thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkZ_1qmV75k
Back from the gym and I feel like vomiting
>>215939541ok, then I'll do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=530gC6BztnA
>>215939563the people who had to see your stinky ass at the gym feel the same way
>>215939465My relationship with my mom's fine I just like dominant and tomboyish women>>2159395391. She's too subby for my tastes2. I like her with Shirou
todays spa day so i put a nice moisturizing mask on my face and my skin feels so shiny and soft now. gonna hat my hair done in an hour and really excited cause its a little out of control from pulling some off in jiu jitsu
>>215939554lol. that's one crowd where i'd fit in
Loud nigger that stunk of weed sat near me on the bus
>>215939624They're mostly Indian I'm sure they've smelled worse
>>215939713god bless him and fuck you
>>215939723guys that work out smell good because they are high t and shower a lot. the best smelling indians are the muscular ones that go to the gym.sweat purifies endemic stink
>>215939696the video was shot 25 years ago, but the crowd is mostly hunters, who wear dark green and widebrim hats unlike American hunters
I am afraid of getting fat
IT'S FUNNY YOU'RE OUT DRINKINFUNNY I'M AT HOMEFUNNY EVERYBODY KNOWS SOMETHING THAT I DON'TFUNNY HOW I DO THIS EVERY SINGLE TIMESO FUNNY THAT I HAVE TO LAUGH SO I DON'T CRY
>>215939810work out every day, don't drink any liquid calories, don't eat breakfast, and don't get sick or injured
>>215939844I drink everyday that's why I'm afraid
>>215939764their phenotypes belong to my kind
I was born into such unfortunate circumstances that I never stood a chance.
Sometimes I refer to the American continents as "The New World" Anyone else?
>>215939897that's southeast Slovenia, so balkanic
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>215939962sometimes, but more often we refer to America as 'čez lužo', across the pond
thinking about the butterfly effect that this one post caused
>>215939861its an important choice to make. i think when you realzie theres a massive underground of people in AA that can't stop drinking it should help you think twice about the benefit of it all.do you want to quit? if you do, can you? if you can't, do you need help?
>>215940003Being of European descent and living here is so insane British serfs in the 17th century came here on wooden ships to cross an ocean that even today took me 8 hours to cross by plane, and Los Angeles, one of our biggest cities was a backwater somewhat recently And we just act like it's no big deal and that these people weren't trailblazers
>>215940003that usage is reserved for british people. please refrain
>>215940161I find San Francisco even more interesting cause clearly it's a big hub for commerce and the US navy, but the weather's so bad that everyone chose to settle in Silicon Valley instead.
I love beautiful women but I would never ever want to be one
This life playthrough is cooked
>Burdon's notion that San Francisco's nights are warm drew some derision from Americans more familiar with the city's climate – best exemplified by the apocryphal Mark Twain saying, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."[5] – and music writer Lester Bangs thought Burdon's notion "inexplicable".
>>215940311White women live in just an exist mode. Being born a white woman=winning the life lottery.
Where's the canadian who was complaining about expensive mexican food last night?
>>215940378We executed him
Is Julia Holter the best pop singer of our generation?
>>215940419Julia Holter is not a pop singer
>>215940378why do you ask?
>>215940432Then what is she?
hate this guy so muchhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/im%20drinking%20covfefe/
Listening to the new Tame Impala album. Not every impressed but still enjoying it.
>>215940469why?
>>215940465she's an art singer, like a modern day Laurie Anderson, or Bjork
>>215940495>new Tame Impala albumtoday's listening of Marquee Moon is now cancelled
>>215940530Bjork is a pop star
>>215940469he is literally just being a dude why the hate?
>>215940469I always hated the megafart poster
>>215940469
>>215940559and Julia Holter is my age, and I have experienced ageism on here frequently. Also, almost no one can hum a Bjork tune if you asked them to
There's a hoe singer every week nowHow can zoomers keep up with that?
>>215940601Everyone knows It's So Quiet
>>215940601If someone asked you to hum a Bjork tune, what's the first thing that would come to your mind? For me it would be Pagan Poetry.
dialed in the air fryer cookies settingsthese things really are just better ovens
i have rubber bands on my braces and i hope they stretch my canines out and make them cool vampire fangs.
>>215940469>it started in march 2024Feels longer than that
The Tame Impala guy New Ordered himself over 3 albums until there were no more pop tunes on his record. But New Order had Peter Hook who insisted that their EDM songs have to have melodies and acoustic instruments, which is why they never New Ordered themselves quite to the degree Kevin did.
>>215940717I had braces for 5 years and I still cut food up in pieces never bite in whole
>>215940702I keep trying to make frozen pizza in the air fryer but I think it's a fool's errand
>>215940695Joga, because that's the only Bjork song on my drunk playlist
>>215940769I fucking love frozen pizza in the air fryercutting it while it's frozen is a pain but I usually put 2 slices in at 160°C for 12-14 minutes
>>215940872>°C
Another artist I admire who New Ordered himself was the guy behind Bark Psychosis. He went into puro DnB soon after Hex and though he released an album 10 years later that undid much of the New Ordering, I never liked Codename Dustsucker much, but Hex is one of my fav albums and the stuff prior to that is also pretty stellar.
>>215940907I liked New Order better than Joy Division idc
>>215940907what music have you created yourself?
>>215940895every time I translate something into kg or c for a euro or otherwise metric user they do something like thisfuck you guys I'm done doing it
I didn't go to music school, I went to music.
Pooping right fucking now mother fuckers
>>215941009my cock is going to come up your toilet
>>215940971LOL
>>215940964I didn't, I'm just big into pop music culture, and pop criticism. I grew up in an era when torrenting suddenly made a lot of obscure old music available to everyone, and there was pitchfork and critics like Mark Prindle and George Starostin and Christgau and that just sort of became my hobby, finding obscure old music and forming an opinion on it. Also, when I was 14 my dad played me Sonic Youth's Rain on Tin. I thought they were the worst band in the world, but I love them now.
>>215941059ok you are valid
And while reading music reviews and listening to old record may seem like a shitty hobby, the thing is that for me as an ESL these critics with their florid and jokey styles meant strengthening my connection to the English language as well as pop culture, which means a lot to me. I had read some gonzo journalism and beat poetry before and this was right up that alley.
MEEE I LOVE THE OH SEES
forgot I put cookies in the air fryer and the beep scared me
>>215941256nice I fucking LOVE blogposts that exist for validation-starved perma-online losers!
Im canadian
>>215941256I'm a loser but I'm just not that into music
>>215941256
Nose game
>>215941295Me too
>>215941256I used to know the lyrics to Trout Mask Replica by heart when I was a senior in high school, so yeah
>>215941256Only ones I've listened to are aphex twin and talking heads
>>215941295that's not a blogpost you dumbass nigga
>>215941261How can one mf be this jumpy
>>215941384yes it is faggot, nobody gives a shit what music you listen to and nobody ever willthose gay ass charts are just for faggots that want brownies points with strangers online
>>215941256I listened to a lot of Oh Sees live sets during Covid on yt, they went on for like 4 hours and had this motorik beat. Hate most of those bands though.
>>215941261
I fucking like black sabbath, guns n' roses, orianthi, iron maiden, carlos santana, cream 1968, pink floyd, slipknot
>>215941256Idgi many of these bands are classic
high and watching pawn stars rn
>>215941472you don't understand what a blogpost is. lurk more before you start trying to use terms you don't understand you piece of trash
>>215941492can I interest you in Wishbone Ash? my fav band of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPsEeY2JbpM
I wish I lived in Wichita
>>215941539THIS IS WITCH SEX, MOTHERFUCKER!
>>215941516no (You) don't understand you retarded faggot and it's lurk MOARgo to /mu/ if you want someone to suck your dick for sharing a taste in coworker music
I am a cocksman
come and try my dixie biscuit :3
>>215941558I am not the OPYou are a faggotstop being so insecure
>5 pm on a Friday
>>215941564post your codpiece
>>215941593Hi guys it's Jason, I suck dick
>>215941256Almost
>>215941605No it isn’t.
>>215941593>stop being so insecureooh let me guess, you're one of these: >>215941336>>215941464and eagerly awaiting a >dude nice taste haha
>>215941598It's 4o'clock thank you
>>215941511https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hpigjnKl7nI&pp=ygUSd2F0Y2ggeW8gcHJvZmFuaXR5
dad said the word tranny today (referring to a car he was fixing) and it was kind of weird to here outside the internet
>>215941626you're not as smart as you think you are`
this latest Tame Impala album sure ain't no Currents. That album is so good, it's got all the tunes.
>>215941626you okay?
The two guys replying to each other are actually Jason just replying to himself
>>215941647He's saying the car has an axe wound inside it that's oozing? or what did he mean
>>215941647My tranny needs a fluid swap and maybe a new set. Am I talking about a car part or a person? You decide
This mf mad because he doesn't know what a blogpost is
is aphex twin good or do people just say they like him because he was a pioneer
>>215941648wow dude there's no possible way it could be you now
>>215941256I am a normalfag thoughbeit
>>215941637it's 5 o' clock somewhere
>>215941699THEN SINCE YOU'RE FUCKING EINSTEIN, THEN EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK A BLOGPOST IS MOTHERFUCKER
>>215941699he's a fag too
>>215941731It's 4o'clock in madison wisconsin
>>215941722It’s obvious unless you’re delusional. Just kill yourself now. It’s the only way to salvage some dignity
>it's not a blogpost!they say, as multiple people fill out a chart and then post it to no replies (because nobody actually gives a shit and everybody just wants to share their taste and feel special)
>>215941700i listen to downtempo mixes of AT to go to sleep, they're deffo more civilized than most EDM
Saw an Indian guy squat in the middle of the sidewalk and take a selfie. Wish I wasn't driving so I could take a pic. Surreal.
>>215941770meow
>>215941768>>215941742>>215941732>>215941722>>215941699>>215941776>>215941787Now watch this
Dadberg wants me to go with him to a protest tomorrow >>215941732See above
>>215941784He was taking a shit
>>215941776They have no friends.For most incel this is literally the ONLY place they get human interaction
got the military suit might try impossible mode or move on to dead space 2
>>215941793you failed at life
Incels anonymous
>>215941793lmfao
"blogposting is the lowest form of imageboard discussion" - tony soprano
>>215941801Tell dad he's a stupid libshit and that you're reporting him to ICE
>>215941801im going to watch the no kings protest tomorrow
>samefaggingyou lost bro
>>215941700he made some of the best ambient music ever made but its ambient music, its not something you actively listen to
>>215941776It's a bingo bro. Nobody's reading them unless you get a bingo (and even then they won't) that's not the point. He's also correct, it's not a blogpost. A blogpost is when someone makes a long post about some meaningless or uninteresting thing about their life (like the brapzilian used to do/still does)
At work (an inn/B&B). There's a wedding party and it's a lot of rich people getting drunk
>>215941637I come from the future, do not be afraid.
Lindyblogging
>>215941823Just move on. 2 is alao pretty fun
is it one of those threads?
I’m not.Thankfully!!
>>21594190623B
>>215941902BUHSUHKAH!
/brit/-quality posting atm
>>2159419062FA
>>215941256Only group here I see myself crossing off is the beatles and it's just barely. I'm a hip hop head. Couldve added mf doom, Eminem and wiz khalifa
>>215941906This is a '''''blog''''post apparently also 24 and I don't drink coffee
>>215941852what is going on????????????????
>>215941904gonna download this mod that replaces ds2 isaac with ds1
>>215941927Without the proper upkeep (Jason and FK posts) all generals tend towards disorder
I'm going to write a book about how shitty illiterate people are, they will never know.
>>215941948a desperate attempt to win an argument by editing the page
>>215941814>For most incel this is literally the ONLY place they get human interactionI talk to my mum sometimes though usually these days its more just her staring with a look of disappointmentoh well what can you do
>>215941937>This is a '''''blog''''post apparentlyyes it is, glad you're finally putting your few remaining brain cells to the test and learning
>>21594190623A but with sugar in A
Eating a turkey leg right now
Bratwursts consumed
>>21594190634a
>>215942046What's that your bra size?
stop blogposting guys
please do the needful
Watching YouTube while I eat
pawn stars is so good
Flirting with girls over text is hardas soon as the convo gets even slightly dry yjk she's dropping you and moving over to the other thousand dudes she has in her inbox
Please blogpost I want to hear about the things you do and the things going on in your life
family guy gag idea: Peter goes outside and everyone is a version of Gary Oldman's character from Slow Horses
>>215942184How many people would laugh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6VwYu0xVeA
>>215942203I would, for one
>>2159422031
>>215942184That's funny. I have an idea: they should do a George Floyd styled gag where Joe is trying to kneel but he can't manage to because he's crippled.
>>215942183I was riding back from my buddy's place wednesday night and about halfway through my hour long ride, all the electronics on my bike turned off (headlights too). Bike was running just fine, but I couldn't see and had nothing else. Luckily there were still enough people on the road that I could use their headlights to get home. Thanks for reading my blog
>>215942183Momberg making something gross. I will post the end results for dinner
>>215942183Today I jerked off, ate fast food and posted on 4chanAre you satisfied
>>215942184Give me the shtones
>>215942226Joe falling and rolling all over Floyd while trying to kill him incongruously would be bold and great
family guy idea:peter becomes a cop and kneels in solidarity with black peoplebut, every time he kneels, he accidentally lands on the neck of a black protestor doing a lie-inIM GIVING YOU GOLD, SETH
>>215942183catberg on my lap atm
>>215942301This might be the most boring ass cover for a book ever.
>>215942369I wish I was that cat
>>215942340now that is funny
>>215942183I woke up had a pot of coffee, drove around aimlessly in the shitbox, returned home shat my guts out, cried over my worthless loser life, shat and pissed some more, and then went back to the Chan browsing
>>215942340yeah, that'd be dynamite
Type "W King" in the chat
>when an Indian guy opens his mouth and he has a Caribbean accent
video games
>>215942424rip hero
>>215942473Jewish Nigga Westwood
>>215942449ganja be an indian borrowing into jamaican patois, ya kna'
>>215942449Guyanese and Trini jeets absolutely HATE the newjeets Canada has now.
>>215942473My dad really liked this book
I woke up to a robin's nest outside of my window and I guess state birds can handle the winter...
>>215942529FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!
>>215942529But you're Brazilian, your dad is brown
Janny couldn't get me because I brushed that nigga off like I'm John Cena
>>215942529Your dad is a hoe
Reading a book about whitey bulger
>>215942577the movie was OK, but I can't remember a single scene
>>215942574Jannies still think it's 2009 and that banned anons can't just easily come back.
>>215942604
>>215942473>You are this this and that...Sure.Now that's better.
>>215942590He’s a faggot and he gave birth to a tranny
>>215942634Make the new
>>215942664It’s been made stupid
>>21594190634A
>>215942664>>215942621
>>215942891>>215942891>>215942891real new
>>215937966Whale sharks aren't endangered and they are edible
