What is your favorite Hadith iyc?
>>215947004What happened to last thread?
"I saw Muhammad eat chicken" o algo
this is the only one i knowmaybe youve heard of it
The one about muhammed drinking teenage girl breast milk or some shit
"I saw prophet eating an Iberian papist, then i said 'why lord?', then he said 'because Roman Catholic done more damage to humanity than jews'" May Allah bless him
>>215947004everything I know about islam i learned from al-hakeemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzK6JTL8C7I
>>215947767>having oral sex with mohammed prevents hellfireThe fuck are doing over in arabia?
>>215947767sir that is an inauthentic hadith
>>215947004
>>215949425>>215948196>>215947767>>215947453This is looking real bad for Islam bros....
The penis of alzutt never tires
>>215947004https://sunnah.com/urn/511480
>>215950552https://sunnah.com/urn/511360
>>215950585https://sunnah.com/malik/30/14
>>215951284What did Aisha mean by this?https://sunnah.com/malik/30/13
>>215949515Those hadiths were Snopes fact-checked as unreliable doe
>>215947004The one where he remembers the rock that used to salute him
So wise...
Uhm sweaties, all these hadiths are weak, okay?
>>215951320Lmao
>>215951782WOAHAlhamdulliah or something
>>215952159
>>215951320kek
>>215951782Maybe it was camel hair allergy
>>215947004for me it's the collection from https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/
>>215947004>hadithMore like HARD IN MY ASS ITH ZMAO
Billions died over these funny dumb writings.
>>215947402this one is funnier than the zutt one imo. it was weird how they documented him doing literally anything
>>215951320lmao
>>215952159>>215952181
>>215948222>the penis of al-Zutt never weakens
>>215951320Kek I lost it at the raisin part
I like the silly ones more. Like the saluting stone one
>>215947004Is that a hadith?
>>215951320Literature
>>215956863schizo hadith
>>215957337Holy kek
>>215957337LOL
>>215947402Lol
>>215951782Lmao
>>215947767People suicide bombed themselves for this retarded religion?
>>215956863Marshmallows existed back then?
>>215952181Was he stupid?
>>215957337lost it
>>215958717I think its referring to the plant, not the confectionery.
>>215959057Peaceful, lovely
Polytheist bros... our response?
>>215960002Also dye it orange to add extra sillyness, becayse you are a stupud clowm afterall. I think Mo knew what he was doing
>>215950552>>215950585>>215951284>>215951284zutted.com
>>215951820You know what is never weak? BZC
>>215960002>the polytheists
>>215958622Yes
>>215960002>thou shalt grow a pubic beard to make the kafir seethe
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>>215963686i'll repost what you posted because i don't know why your post got deleted >>215947004For the gay pedos:The Quran mentions ghilman in verse 52:24: "There will circulate among them ghilman for them, as if they were pearls well-protected." Ghilman are traditionally described as servant boys provided especially for believers in heaven. In verse 56:17: "There will circulate among them [the faithful in heaven] young boys made eternal" -- "them" refer to the faithful in heaven and "young boys made eternal" to ghilman.For the sacrifice of Christians:> "No Muslim would die but Allah would admit in his stead a Jew or a Christian in Hell."(Sahih Muslim, Book 37, Hadith 6665, or Book 49, Hadith 6233 in newer numbering.)Another version of the hadith states:> "There would come people among the Muslims on the Day of Resurrection with sins as heavy as a mountain, but Allah would forgive them and place their sins on the Jews and the Christians."(Sahih Muslim, Book 37, Hadith 6666, or Book 49, Hadith 6234.)
