You can only select one.Which do you prefer?
>>215948687Left: Disgusting Yank SlopRight: Proper Scran
>>215948687American but I would trade the pancakes for the blood sausage and tomatoes
>>215948687both at the same time
>>215948687I’m sorry americans but sweet does not go with savoury especially for breakfast. Right it is.
I don’t bloody think Sharia allows it
Full English but remove tomatoes bc theyre nasty
>>215948687hash browns and fatty bacon completely moggs having a giant plate of beans (lol) and canadian bacon for breakfast. wtf is wrong with britistanis?
>>215948687right
>>215948687if I'm at a diner for breakfast I usually order bacon, eggs and toast. Pancakes on top is way too much for breakfast
>>215948876>>215948891Of course you beaners would pick right
>>215948687Beans make me fart but pancakes are too sugary, so it's a tie.
Americans can't make fry ups because they only eat beef sausages (wtf)
>>215948885>drop scones with oniony potatoes and half-cooked egg yolk is a mealnice try, retard
>>215948687whole tomatoes suckplain mushrooms kinda suchbacon is better than sausagepancakes better than toastit's really not hard.
>>215948687english breakfast is undisputed best
>>215948842you're wrong. eat sweet first and then wash down with salty.
>>215948714>beans>>215948687beans and mushrooms are fucking disgusting, hashbrowns and pancakes are based
>>215949093Those aren't pancakes, they're drop scones. They'd be fine as a separate dish but they don't belong on the same plate as a hash brown. Either way, the English Breakfast is clearly superior.
>>215949108>let me tell you about your countrythose are pancakes, you retard. and beans and mushrooms are gross. all bong "food" is terrible
>>215949145>let me tell you about your country>all bong "food" is terribleall the fat has addled your brain, you adipose clown
>>215948687I could probably eat left continuously until passing out
>>215949039>jeet pretending he's never seen scrambled eggsnice larp my brown friend
>>215948687Those pancakes are unnecessary.
>>215949183>mmm yes sweetened flour and baking powder with a side of burnt potato and onion mix how delightful>omg did that angloid just eat a tomato with bacon those people are sick
>>215948714>>215949108>>215949167It used to confuse me that pedophiles love the UK so much, but then i realized how large the paki and Muslim population there truly is
>>215948687>full english>american baked beanspick one britishers
>>215948687left:>pancakesdelicious>hashbrowngoat>scrambled egggood>american baconbasedright:>mushy tomatoesyou serious?>beansLOL>mushroomsummm... ok?>over easy eggsgood>sausagesnice>canadian bacondogshit
>>215949223>has never seen scrambled eggsim sure if all of that was drenched in masala powder you would love it doe
>>215949225America has more Indians, more Pakis and more Muslims. No wonder you like your 'bacon' to be meat-free and your 'sausages' made with beef
>>215949167you eat jello eels, beans on toast and chicken curry. your food is fucking disgusting and you're ugly
>>215948687Full English. All American is a perfect representation of the country as a whole: a sad copy and pale imitation of European (British) superiority.
>>215949197yeah it's weird to have pancakes and hashbrowns. it's also weird to have hashbrowns with scrambled eggs. hashbrowns go with runny yokes
>>215949223>beans on toast>cold eels>>215949268the UK is like 95% indian/paki
>>215949287my diner order is over easy eggs, extra crispy hash browns, steak & sourdough or rye toast with butter
>>215949232war time rations didn't end in bongolia until 1984. they eat disgusting bullshit because they didn't have real food after WWII
>>215949296>bull testicles>vomit chocolate>synthetic cheesemmm uma delicia américana jajaja
>>215949271>heinz baked beans for breakfast is good lmao>>215949315no one eats bull testicles>blood pudding>spotted dick>indian food>haggis>stargazy pie>marmite>mashed peas on french fries>french fry sandwhich
>>215948687>oh yeah this is TOTALLY what EVERYONE here rates EVERY DAY that's why we call it <COUNTRY> breakfast!>*never actually eats all of this*Why are anglos like this?
>>215949373we actually drink bibisi cum straight from our white girlfriend's pussy for breakfast imc
i dont like those style of pancakes so i'd go righti also wouldnt want to eat them with bacon and the other stuff
>>215948687there’s no such thing as an “All American”. and whoever cooked those slabs of bacon is not American.
>>215949475>whoever cooked those slabs of bacon is not American.Unfortunately for you, the sauce is not in harmony with your sentiment.https://youtu.be/qNnHS62uDHQ
>>215949660>born 1996lmao.
>>215949223>Posting half decade old soyjaks
>>215948828thats barely a snack for an american man of a healthy weight
>>215948714>tomatoes for breakfast slop outta here
It’s amazing how Brits still haven’t figured out that bacon sandwiches are supposed to have a fried egg on them
>>215948687Left on weekdays before performing manual labor, right on the weekend while nursing a hangover.
Left if I want full deliciousness factor, right if I’m on a diet
just eat last night pizza for breakfast
>>215948687Full English is good but anyone pretending that black pudding (AKA a cooked scab) belongs on a plate at all clearly lacks tastebuds. Also baked beans do not belong on my fucking breakfast toastAnything else is b
Hash browns and bacon from the left—eggs, sausages, and mushrooms from the right.
>>215948687Both of these countries are fatWhy, I wonder
>>215948687the murican. I want my ketchup squozen, not DIY.
>>215948687what kind of psychopath wants to eat tomatoes and beans for breakfast
>>215948687English looks much more healthy
>>215951966baked beans are delicious and so are tomatoes
>>215949055>whole tomatoes suck
Generally I shit on British food but their breakfast is the one thing they do right. My only beef is that it's not a "breakfast" meal, I actually prefer eating it as a lunch or dinner
>>215952118It's a Sunday hangover meal, where you break the fast.
>>215948687Both are way too much food for breakfast
Why is there a lump of raw butter on top of the pancakesYou're supposed to cook with it
>>215948687Both.
>>215948687if both cost the same, I'd select Full English, because it seems to contain more expensive ingredients.>mushrooms, cherry tomatoes
>>215952671The pancakes are hot. You spread pad of butter over them while it melts Smile
Full English, but barely any hotels offer it in continental Europe so when I'm travelling it usually ends up being either American or continental
>>215952746Veggies are dirt cheap in Europe btw
I'd still go full Swiss most of the time, sometime I'd go full Bavarian.
>>215953137God I wish I had a German bakery nearby
>>215953137this is how they start the day in Bavaria.
>>215952797Thats fucking disgusting, everything you do is so fucking fat
>>215948687All American is more balanced despite all the diabetus sugar.
>>215948687All American everydayEnglish breakfast suck assonly the tea is good, but nobody in australia drinks tea, mostly coffee
>>215948687Full English looks better.
American ”””pancakes””” are so fucking disgusting. Still traumatized from the time I ordered pancakes in New York as a kid. I know Americans love their drywall, but you don’t have to eat it!
>both kill you>both look mid as fuckbut if I had to pick what to eat from this slopfest, one pancake, one slice of bacon, and one egg.
>>215948856Here's the original
>>215953180Them sausages aren't raw are they?
>>215948687obviously americanbritish food is genuinely repulsiveseriously, I was vacationing in the balkans recently - you know, great seafood, fantastic cheeses, fantastic meat, especially lamb, fresh fruit etc. And every morning I saw a british family eating their breakfast on a balkony... Fucking white toast bread (not actually toasted), margarine (not even butter) and canned ham. Good lord, what a sad sight it was.
>>215948687All American!
>>215948687amerilard for breakfastbong for lunch
>>215948687I'd pick the plate on the right because it has more variety and nutritional value.
who the fuck eats beans for breakfast
>>215953943I bet you're a cyclist too. Fuck off, egghead, go drive your Prius off a cliff.
The American one is way too carb heavy and then the bacon is too greasy. The English one is unironically superior.
>>215948687>beans with mushroomsYea youwent full english right there, never go full english
>>215953980n-no.
>>215948687i like sausages and beans and eggssry but if I would live in a cold shithole with no sunlight wherei t constantly rains i would need this too to get fired up for the day
>>215954050Mushrooms can be quite tasty when fried in butter for 5 minutes if you asked me.
>>215953262Do you not butter bread?
Neither looks appealing to me. But I'd pick the American.
>>215956208But this is my breakfast.
>>215956237It are actually vlokken (chocolate flakes). No idea why I called it hagelslag.
>>215956237>>215956254I legitimately can't tell if you're shitposting or if that's actually your breakfast for today.
>>215956294It's unironically a normal Dutch breakfast.
>>215956358Shortly after posting i searched up vlokken.It's real.I probably should've done that first.I am sorry if I came off as a dick in my initial comment.
>>215948687>no smoke, coffee, & vodka shot optionAnglos suffer
>>215956546It's okay. We don't apologize in the Netherlands.
>>215948687I would choose right because less fats and sugar.I would also consider the third option of dying of hunger though.
>>215948687english
>>215948687right seems much better mainly because those pancakes on the left dont seem to fit with the rest of the meal
>>215948687A Full English, offcourse. Why is it even worth asking when the choice is objectively this simple.
IMPORTANT REMINDER>Edward Bernays was born in Vienna to a Jewish family.>Bernays applied Freud's observations to convince the public, among other things, that bacon and eggs was the true all-American breakfast.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernayshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_relations_campaigns_of_Edward_Bernays
>>215957124I didn't know that eggs and bacon was an American immigrant's psyops.
