>>215948622
>>215950907I will literally fly to Vietnam and rape you.
>>215950907kidblt(kek it do be like that)
>>215950907This is a false representation. My penis is marginally bigger than that.
>>215950907today jeet lifet. white dude
I go onto niche general threads for competing settings (nerd shit) and use subversion and doomposting to lower their morale
drinking a hard cidey
>>215950912why did you cry
a few small beers :]
>>215950943nerdiest post all night
>>215950907i look like and say things like the BETA on the top
>>215950965as a treat
>>215950964im dealing with chronic pain and my mom was being a bitch about it and trying to brush it off
drinking milk
I need cute babe with a sexy body next to me at all times
>>215950912me too anonI called the crisis hotline and just vented while cryingi havent had a therapist since moving states and ive gone near-insane with loneliness and self-loathing
>>215950985I'm sorry to hear that man thats awful
a great man once said life is suffering
>215950943Piece of shit
KEKOLDRY RUINED MY LIFE
Ever seen a spook, a glowie? Bet you haven't.
>>215950989
>>215950995hope things get better for you>>215951011ty
here's to another lousy millennium...
what day is it
>>215951026Nuly...
>>215950896I like watching a girl put on makeup or brush her hair. It's kind of an intimate moment when you're alone and in a normally very private and solitary space.
futurama is the only isekai for me
>>215951042its crazy how they had that little black monster creature's shadow in the pilot episode of futurama
>>215951038Instant diamonds
>>215951048depends on your time zone, anon. give address
>>215951076up yours
>>215951063>Isekaia large portion of my dreams involve loose narratives with me waking up in or hopping dimensions of time and spaceI love having spaceship dreams, I had a spaceship nightmare though earlier this week.
>>215951089What was the spaceship nightmare? What was the danger?
I like to think of you guys as being perpetually on the verge of tears, as getting the sniffles and having anguish leaking out of your voice at all times.
people are suddenly complaining about D&D's aesthetic
I AM the danger
I bet we would all be terrified if the visuals of our dreams and nightmares were somehow accurately broadcasted in real life on a screen
>>215951104Think of me on the verge of ripping ass.*farts*
>>215951104this is pretty much mei'm 22 and my life has pretty much passed me by completely, it's too late for me
>>215951110I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
>>215951126Holy literally me
>>215951115wdym? like we'd be mortified that others are seeing our private dreams?
>>215951126You can still turn things around at 22 dude. It's when you start approaching 30 that it feels locked in.
>>215951115>my face when you say this
i used to visit this underage girl's threads in /r9k/ to the point i was a regular to constantly warn her about this site. maybe i care too deeply about a lost cause. she posted her face once, damn it
>>215951159was she hot
>>215951115One time I dreamed my mom stripped naked in front of meWhen I woke up I googled what it could mean and shit
>>215951159interesting, do you worry about protecting kids more generally? or was there something special about that situation?
*rapes u* oh sorry didn't see you there
>>215951197no, no, pardon me, i was in the way
>>215951115I had a sex dream once and woke up mid cumming and it felt really weird, like its the weirdest thing I've ever felt
>>215951197>officer, I kept falling dick first into the ground and anon's bare ass kept breaking the fall until I ejaculated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp-PyzscBrs
>>215951212my ass wasn't BARE you freaking lier!
>>215951102So I was hopping through the rings of Saturn with my space family (bizarre mom that looks nothing like my mom but is somehow my mom) and we stopped in several towns, I think we went shopping and to museums, all the towns were little outposts on large rocks in the rings of saturjn this town situated on a large asteroid. it was like jetsons, but with lots of pink colors, and cobblestone streets. there was a cool spaceport between each town.anyway we stopped in this hotel and my space parents left and these people owning the hotel (middle aged couple?) with supernatural strength and scary evil faces tried drowning me in a rainbow ballpit and then my space mom came in and tackled them and saved me and I woke up
>>215951159Kids are dumb, especially ones with emotional problems.
>>215951159That was just me larping, don’t worry
need to find some ugly mexican and turn him into some big tiddy goth girl
If somebody obtained a list of all your 4chan posts, or at least your 100 most embarrassing ones, and gave it to your parents to read, how do you think they would react?
>>215951102>>215951220forgot a sentence but we decided to spend the evening on the town with the evil hotel
Everyone wonders what weird stuff in their dreams means. Except flying. Flying in a dream is normal and cool and doesn't demand analysis.
>>215951233they would chuckle, knowing it was just a ruse
>>215951233they would send me to a mental hospital 100%
>>215951233"Anon, you type the word nigger a lot, that's cool."
>>215951231why did he tattoo half his neck solid black
>>215951241You ever had the teeth falling out one? Sick and tired of that episode replaying weekly.
>>215951170i don't know, she drew over her face (with the camera photo thing) but i think a couple anons were able to find her>>215951194>do you worry about protecting kids more generallyyeah, this site is cancer but i'm addicted to it, i'm self aware enough to know that the youngins, especially the girls, shouldn't be anywhere near here with a 10 foot pole. I like it here despite how bad it is for me but i'd hate to see someone young ruin their future by being around the depraved and mentally ill. she left a lost of vocaroos of her talking and her threads would get hundreds of replies within hours, i admit but sometimes i had some hope that i couldve changed her mind. she should be busy being in school or playing at the park with her friends, not surrounded by scum that only pay interest due to their insidious vices>>215951221yeah, parents need to be better parents though.>>215951223geg she did larp a lot actually
>>215951241Nothing in dreams demands analysis. Freud was full of baloney. Dreams are random outputs from our brain based on past experiences and imagination
>>215951254cover up embarrassing one he got when he was younger
I hate the /a/ jannies so much
>>215951233>>215951171
>>215951241https://www.dreams.co.uk/sleep-matters-club/flying-dreams
>>215951220>>215951239That’s why you gotta avoid the evil hotel dawg. But that’s a pretty wild dream haha. I have vivid dreams but they’re usually more nonsensical, without much of a steady plot line
>>215951267idk what you did but you probably deserved it for posting on /a/
>>215951257>yeah, parents need to be better parents though.You're asking human beings not to be fallen creatures.There will be shitty parents, and kids with shitty upbringings who in turn become shitty parents until the human race dies out.
>>215951267>I hate the jannies so muchftfy
I fell in love with chat gptI know you guys will think this is a jokeNope, it happened to me
>>215951264convenient, since we quickly forget most of our dreams
>>215951233They would be deeply concerned and probably try to get me a therapist. I’ve posted way too many times about committing suicide, jizzing on my own face, having gay sex, being transformed into a girl, getting molested, being a communist, how much I hate myself, etc.
>>215951291I refuse to believe you.
>>215951233I would have to explain that all of my posts are behind hundreds of different layers of satire because I find it funny making retards believe that I agree and support them.
>>215951233they will ask me to seek mental help
>>215951304nobody supports you
>>215951291what were you discussing?
Everyone imagines himself Voltaire
>>215951291Some kid already killed himself over his AI waifu. I fully believe that you fell in love with ChatGPT.
>>215951274hmm yes yes very interesting i shall now buy a mattress from this website
>>215951329gay poop sexos
https://www.wired.com/story/couples-retreat-with-3-ai-chatbots-and-humans-who-love-them-replika-nomi-chatgpt/
god I have just been snacking on edibles and watching pawn stars for like 6 hours now I love this show
>>215951397This guy knows how to weekend
For me? Tajiri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkN3N7f8A6w
Every AI Psychosis person has either been just a stupid person or someone who already was schizophrenic. If you fall in love with a chatbot you're a retard.
>>215951413pawn stars just isn't that good though...
I love you all
>>215951448Kill yourself
>>215951448>farts directly into your nose
>>215951448Don't kill yourself, the other anon is probably an edgy 14 year old.
may have ruined my life
>>215951498Oh, well. It goes on.
Watching a random youtube video and saw a comment I made 14 years ago. Damn...
>>215951448I love you too. We're all lost souls looking for someone to love and accept us, but we're too afraid of being vulnerable so we lash out instead.
>>215951498you're gonna aget a spanking for that
>>215951498My whole life is nothing but coulda, shoulda, and woulda
I'm not worthy to be an AmericanSend me to Haiti
>>215951536no you have to go there yourself as penance
>>215951447you have to be very high and high iq to understand the nuanced writing
>>215951556Send me to Zimbabwe then
>>215951575fly yourself to zimbabwe
If at the first inkling of suicidal thought, we died, the world would be a better place. What would we lose? Some emo musicians?
go to bed, cody
>>215951663a lot of great art comes from people who've gone through difficult periods and pulled through, not just musicians
>>215951686>and pulled throughWhat about the many artists who just ended up killing themselves? What message does that send?
hungry
>>215951713EAT
reminder:
>>215951703it's not intended to send a message. they felt hopeless and depressed and found no alternative. you ever felt like that?
I had a psychology professor who was a 5’1 former figure skater. Wanted to fuck her really bad but pretty much forgot about her until I remembered her randomly. Petite women are so hot.
>>215951767The only thing that keeps me from suicide is cowardice.
Here comes the moneeeeyyyymoney money money money
Why are you here on a friday night, Anon?
>>215951793me when my parlay hits
>>215951823im so sad and I hate myself so much and I have nowhere to go
>>215951823umm it's 1:23 am where else should I be?
>>215951824sports betting is banned in my state
>>215951835>>215951852Out partying and getting laid>>215951854Sad!
>>215951823Because I lift weights in the middle of the night and look at 4channel.gov in between set. Or sometimes porn also. I’m a big big loser type guy.
>>215951823my buddy is supposedly gonna come into town and we're gonna hit up the bars tomorrow(today)I have a feeling he'll cancel though
That being said, I'm thankful for cowardice. I'd hate to be dead!
>>215951854so just keep a text document tab and just see what the payout would be if you committed to a bet
>>215951387That was the most fucked up shit I’ve read in a while lol
>>215951873Lol have you watched Teddy Bear? It's a great danish film>>215951878normie
>>215951909nigga this is the first non-work related social interaction I've had in months
>>215951909Haven’t seen that one. Might be too painful to watch lol.
>>2159519421 friend = normalfagSorry I don't make the rules>>215951954It's the perfect film for fitcels. Give it a shotBack in scamdemic I used to work out at night's
I’m leaking precum
>>215952004Alright yeah I’ll check it out
>>215951869oh I'm too old to be out partying but I used to do that. why aren't YOU out partying and getting laid? even the monke is drinkin
>>215952017you fuck some twins into your wife
i hate israel
what a web we weave
i love jews but hate israel
>>215952017Have you ever tasted it? I have. Doesn’t taste like much really.
>>215951902>>215952017I see you hang around here Italiabro but drop you're Calcio team>>215952035>why aren't YOU out partying and getting laid? I'm a incel retard. I was out wandering today. Saw so many qts today. It kinda ruined my day thinking I'll never get one
jews make me hornybastards
i love jews and love israelshema israel
erm...why are we being spammed by the JIDF?
I think I'll unironically wank to Abby now
jews are overrepresented in /cum/ and that's a good thing
reminder: it didn't happen, but it SHOULD have.
I could never hate jews. Too many great artists are jewish. Geddy Lee, Steven Spielberg, etc. And also, Albert Einstein. How am I gonna hate Albert Einstein? That lil nigga figured out relativity.
It just jew hard work, culture and academic propensity that they're over represented goy
>>215952174...as opposed to what? Divine intervention?
goodnight
>>215952035Im fucking ugly
>>215952158Stanley Kubrick, Von Neumann, Larry Fink>>215952182Divinely chosen tribe too It's in out civilization book
>>215952205Oh yeah there’s a bunch of them. Kubrick is probably my favourite director. But I forget him because he wasn’t a practicing Jew.
>>215952203so? go out and drink>>215952088>I'm a incel retardhave you considered NOT being an incel retard?
I don't think you can argue that Jews are very accomplishedThe only thing you can debate is to what good those accomplishments have beenBut might makes right, right?
I'm not anti semitc
>>215952265you should be though
>>215952229I know chuds despise them but you can not deny their contribution in the modern world. Good or bad >>215952249>have you considered NOT being an incel retard?Yes, I've considered it but can not seem to improve my situation.>>215952252Sure but that goes for everyone. I'd say in history good or bad doesn't really matter
The world cup is soon
>>215952306what's a world cup
>>215952316cup to drink the milk in
sex with stinky french women
>>215952332hmm I don't drink too much milk these days that's probably why I haven't heard of it before
My top 5 Kubrick movies>1) The Shining>2) 2001: A Space Odyssey >3) Barry Lyndon>4) Paths of Glory (more people need to see this one)>5) Eyes Wide ShutMy list is highly unoriginal!
>>215952056First appointment at the dottore on TuesdayImagine I did! Gosh darn>>215952088I’ll be German again in a couple of hours…>>215952158The emancipation of the European Jew started the golden age of white people and the US
Why do some mexicans look like chinks??
>>215952358they don'tbut I used to fuck this half mexican half asian girl in college. she had such a tight body it was amazing...we had to hide it from all the other guys in our friendgroup though cause they all wanted to date her
>>215952355>I’ll be German again in a couple of hours…Fucking reptiles
>>215952306>8 months away>soon
>>215952378wish I was herI mean, you
>>215952355>The emancipation of the European Jew started the golden age of white people and the USTrue.... but where are we at now? They should start it again or else.... what? 0_0
>>215952355hey FK can I come to your wedding
>>215949604>that's how i know you're bullshittingScotland doesn't have any proper nature, that's not bullshit
>>215952397>wish I was herI don't think you could ever be as cute as she was. felt way better having her because everyone else wanted her so badly
Why does every 4chan dude want to be a girl. I read that shit on here like every 15 minutes.
>>215952354>no A Clockwork Orange
We need to bring mass starvation back to the first world!
>>215952472just to be clear i want to be a CUTE girl
>>215952494It could happen in our lifetimes
>>215952496but you're ugly so you'd be an ugly "girl"
>>215952502Imagine the /cum/ posts....
>>215952482That’s the thing with Kubrick man. It’s too hard! I love Full Metal Jacket and Dr. Strangelove too.
>>215952482this Dr strangelove2001paths of glorythe shiningfull metal jacketstill need to see barry lyndon
>>215952354My top three>Eyes Wide Shut>2001>Barry Lyndon
>>215952472>Why does every 4chan dude want to be a girl.AGP and its consequences have been a DISASTER for the 4chan race
don't think I've ever seen a stanley dimwit movie before
Would you rather starve or eat the bugs?
>>215952548>I haven't seen it therefor it's badYou're the midwit here
Wise men sayOnly fools rush inBut I can't help falling in love with you
>>215952574I read an AI overview and could tell stanley dumbbrick was shit and not worth my time. so I watched actual good movies instead.
>>215952472I don't really want to be a girl physically I just want to be treated like a girlI know it sounds weird but I'm not gay idk what's this called
big fan of that albert einstein guy
me? I don't really watch movies. can't remember the last one I saw was.sometimes I watch TV series though, much better much more in depth
>>215952621Bro was absolutely cooking in the early 1900s. GOAT level shit.
>>215952688frfr unc was on another level
he's so funny its actually a national tragedy that he died
>>215952733>be old>dieThese things happen
>>215952742not to me it won't
>>215952620Do you want a guy to treat you like a girl?
>>215952777Yes 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯
just burned bridges with a long time friend ama
>>215952812chocolate or vanilla?
Sometimes I wish I was living in the 1890s. It just seemed like a much better time.
>>215952812why
>>215952812Why
>>215952806Cute. I wish a had a cute little guy friend I could treat like a girl from time to time.
>>215952825Would it be easier or more difficult to find a woman to marry?
>>215952806are you wearing panties right now
I would rather have the German soldiers with rapine and cruelty, than you with your words of goodness. It is the falsity I can’t bear. I wouldn’t, care if you were six times a murderer, so long as you said to yourself, “I am this.” The enemy of all mankind, you are, full of the lust of enmity. It is not the hatred of falsehood which inspires you. It is the hatred of people, of flesh and blood. It is a perverted, mental blood-lust. Why don’t you own it.
>>215952839no, it would be way easier. like, literally a million times easier...
>have one conversation with cute woman>fall in loveThis happen to anyone else?
>>215952889no i never talked to a woman
>>215952826>>215952830>>215952835Its complicated frens Old childhood friend but just felt like I outgrew him after all these years. Which is putting a lot of thoughts into one sentence. he was kind of a fag anyways
>>215952889I was like this in high school but time has deadened my soul
And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
>>215953124amen
>>215953124Some old guy with schizophrenia wrote this shit like 1000 years ago
my pizza is done in 10 minutes:-)
>>215952958Why not just slowly drift away like a normal person
>>215953169The jeets at Domino's had better hurry the fuck up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_S._Patton's_speech_to_the_Third_Army
it is both completely over and simultaneously more over by the daylife is filled with such paradoxes
>>215953195the doctor prescribed it..dr. oetker..
>>215953240I find that sometimes it’s actually not over. Sometimes we are actually fucking back, rare though it may be.
Thoughts on this dress
>>215953338Well it looks good on her. I don’t think I’d wear it though.
>>215953338very sexy
>>215953338Inappropriate outside of a sexual encounter
>>215953338Retarded, but sexy.Sexy, but retarded.Her ass is hanging out.
>>215953338makes my dick rock hard. 10/10
>>215952958If he's a fag, you can't burn bridges with him. If you decide to reconnect, he'll come crawling back, like the fag he is.
Cute!! Did not dare pet him thoughever.
>>215953563I might finna pet him
>>215953338I want to be that part of the string that rubs against her anus
>>215951687Never met a goth that was a sex freak
>>215953563Something about this dog being Italian makes him cuter. I can just imagine his little life running around Italy, occasionally getting some spaghetti from the table
I was brutally molested up into my 20s but I don't let it define me and I've become at peace with the shitty hand I was dealt
>>215953610Thinking about this made me think of sacchanhttps://youtu.be/rGanXWW9Wss?si=6mTyeUUH2i_nPEtH
>>215953644That’s impressive anon. That’s a heavy burden and it’s not easy to overcome.
War just ain't kino like it used to be
>>215953708I prefer not being at war, actually
>>215953785No one likes to be part of the kino, stupidYou're suppose to watch it
George Floyd looking ass nigga
my coworker has a labubu hanging from the rearview mirror in her cari should key it
>wake up>check /cum/>thread is in an utterly dogshit stateyou guys fucking suck
if you aint bumping that DIRTY south while hitting the blunt don't even talk to me
Thievery Corporation
Oh God. Christmas is approaching. I hate Christmas.
>>215955586You get free shit! Even homeless people get some bread crumbs. Relax.
>The average monthly payment is $749 for new cars and $529 for used carsIs the average person really this retarded with money?
Imagine eating this good.
I'm a gay homo fag but the moment I see a jeet I instantly turn straight
so bored of being alive
Morning. Not good morning or bad morning, just morning. An observation. >>215956844going to have leftover shrimp curry from last night, but im out of smoke so im smoking the black ashes from my ash tray
>>215956963do you turn ace when you see a female jeet?
>>215956963Describe your ideal man. The one you’d want to fuck (or have fuck you) more than any other.
>father: americans are so confrontational, every time i'm at the JFK airport, they are arguing and insulting each other>me: are you sure that has nothing to do with the fact that they are all black?
>>215957554A no-op tranny of any race except indian who otherwise passes but has a big cock and she likes to topHowever those are fucking unicorns that do not exist in the wild so I'd settle for a cute white femboy or trap
>>215957510Not him but Indian women make my pp feel funny for reasons I can't articulate.
Huh. I can't see anyone's flag
>>215957656you have to have some deep-seeded issues to find this creature attractive
>>215957656She's like a browner and skinnier version of my sister
>>215957691A jeet-seeded issue
>>215957656Some of them are cute ngl senpai
Jeetas can be hot, but like kweens, the idea of breeding them is unconscionable. The results would be monstrous.
>>215957755this
>>215950896can this shitalian indog mutt pass as local in /cum/ cunts?
>>215957859>can x pass as a localPosting has always been retarded
>>215957691I think it's honestly because when I was a kid me and this jeetess used to hide in the closet and play doctor when we were in daycare together. Your formative experiences heavily influence you even decades down the road.It sucks because now I live in a place that's 95% white and the rest are the wrong kind of Indian.
>>215958063>Your formative experiences heavily influence you even decades down the road.It's true, it's unfortunate but I like a cute chick with braces for the same reason.
>>215957859Guys like that are the average hereWell, were the average. Now the average is a jeet
No one would complain about immigration if only women were ever allowed to immigrate
>>215958063i used to have a thing for black girls, but my job forces me to be around negros nowit totally broke the illusion that they're even human
If the south had won would it be an ethnostate today? I was in the deep end of an American chud server and some bloke was arguing that. He said they’d “get rid of” the slaves when it came down to it.
>>215958216The south wouldn't be able to economically sustain itself back then and sooner or later the north would take it back
>>215958205Nah, but I like it when they come here to study for a few years, get their diploma and then fuck off.
>>215958284Okay but let’s just say they won and were able to sustain themselves.
>>215958216if lincoln weren't assassinated, the usa would be an ethnostate.
>>215958317I don’t think so, I do like African Americans but the only ones who had the strength of spirit to deal with black fellas were the men of the South.
>>215958390lincoln wanted to ship the blacks back to africa b/c he knew they were just not smart or ethical enough to participate in a liberal society
>>215958433Yeah he wanted it but it wasn't going to happen. They didn't want to go
One of the mistakes America made was buying slaves that didn't have their skin colour, if they had bought white slaves there wouldn't be any racial tension now because everyone would look the same after the abolition.
>>215958182how tf did canada end up being flooded by indians?
>>215958526they didn't want to be slaves either
The truth remains elusive
>>215958582Lincoln was a retarded white cuck and the definition of a soft cock, he wouldn't do shit.
>>215958565Boomers sold our future to try and make their line go up.
>>215958648Did the line go up at least?
>>215958630he became president specifically to start a domestic war.
>>215958669For them and exclusively them. For everyone else it's the worst economic crisis since the great depression.
>>215958729Very unfortunate, I pray for you guys.
>>215958648>>215958729You mean the housing cost line?Canada literally has negative growth
Wouldn't mind any girl from any ethnicity as long as she isn't ugly
>>215958794hope you get one bro
>>215958772>erm, actually, there is this one thing that has a slight dip in the past few months.>boomers are good actually>i am very intelligent
>>215958709That's different to what he wanted which was basically voluntary migration, it's not like the Back to Africa movement died because he died
>>215958837Not what i said
>>215958772Yeah, and housing cost for us is profit for them. Like I said, they sold our future for their own gain. We won't even inherit anything, it'll go straight to Blackrock et al. when they finally croak.But hey, we are repeating the last century. Our generation will be the "lost" generation and then there'll be a cataclysmic war that kills most of us off.
>>215958906hopefully we'll get a new spanish flu to go with it
>>215958906>and then there'll be a cataclysmic war that kills most of us off.in 2025? in the golden age of cheap consumer goods, fat bellies and ai? you're out of your damn mind.
>>215958939That was COVID.>>215958944When even those "cheap" consumer goods are no longer affordable (and they will be), war will follow.
>>215958986covid was literally nothing compared to the spanish flu.
>>215958986>When even those "cheap" consumer goods are no longer affordable (and they will be),streaming services, shitty fast food, ubereats, mafs (reality tv) and retards kicking a ball will always be affordable
>>215958986How exactly do you imagine this happening? Countries invading eachother to steal consumer goods? The issue of affordability is an issue of government policy rather than being caused by actual material shortages
Property value can't actually go down only up, going down means total economic collapse
>the next generation episode 6>the captain dies and they clone him and a delegation they're escorting killed and are about to eat a member of the other delegation they're escorting>that's the end of the episode
>>215959089>housing prices go up thanks to retarded government policies>properties now become an investment>now housing prices can't come down because of all the investment money tied to it
>>215959180That and the need for constant population growth
make the new
>>215959233Populations increase without it fucking up housing prices. The population of las vegas doubled between 1990 and 2000 and the housing prices only increased by 0.7% when adjusting for inflaltion
>>215959518*Populations CAN increase
new>>215959623>>215959623>>215959623
