sniff edition
bought myself couple of bokkles for today, first time in a long time i’m boozing
I'm back from the butcher with a chicken and some baconI will do a fry up for lunch!
>>215955704chicken is a bit mad to have in a fry up
>>215955701>india>china
>>215955704blog on you boring sod
>>215955717It is separate!>>215955723I will do!
>>215955701here you go give this a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBc7qBS1Ujo
Leftypol in favour of banning people from the country for the first time in recorded history
Adult males queuing for the latest Nintendo Switch console.
finishing last nights gin and takeaway scran in my smelly flat
Family enjoying Starbucks coffee and their Apple electronics.
>Hello, I am Spaindroid 3000.>How may I help you today?Spaindroid, generate a classic post for me.>Initiating Post Generation Routine...>Generating...>Generating...>Post Generation Complete.>"Sucking on a coffee and a croissant corrrrr"Thanks Spaindroid.
pls sign guysif u are my friendshttps://www.change.org/p/end-prince-of-wales-title-out-of-respect-for-wales
>>215955771they look like they're having a fun timeits good that they're out as a family
>>215955761americans are absolutely vile aren't they
British teenagers enjoying life in the mid 2000s.
>>215955777if welsh nationalism leads to a republic union, im going to be very disappointed the english people didn't take their country back ourselves
>>215955793need to lick all their arseholes
Four women lying down on a bed with their feet exposed.
I love minge
>>215955793this was literally me around 2000/2001tatty criminal damage jeans and a mohawk
just been the shop and boss man tryna tell me about the deals on vapes and beers be gone SATAN
>>215955761Boogie still working on the weight loss l see
future cronem out for a strollnutn timmy can do
>>215955793why are there so many brownhairoids? most people i know are blond
stop doing this and start doing this
>>215955840so this is katy
Found a half filed vape under the TV cabinet get in
>>215955793The real McCoys
>>215955853leftypol’s gone off the deep end
>>215955793um is that Lucy Letby
>>215955853leftypol having coniptions at this
conniptions*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4uZoJgJNU
UP THE CHELS
>>215955901She’s so mid it’s unreal
no joke if you were a teenager in 2005 things were as good as could be. no tiktok, no instagram. just a bit of the old myspace but only on the desktop. phones were still dumb (good).
constipations*
Need shagged tbqh
>>215955901ugly hag
>>215955921she's 40 years old mate
>>215955922and yet l was still miserable
leftypol saying "have a good weekend y'all" on the work teams chatrorke just closes his laptop
massive poo underway
>>215955935you only slept a couple of hours
>>215955952which made emo music that was popular at the time good to listen toyou could literally not have a bad time back in those days
off to b&q to acquire kagrenac's tools
>>215955953fuck i'm leftypol lmao
anglican choirboys
1995-2005 was absolutely peng, out and about with mates, streets were safe, time of our lives
If somebody obtained a list of all your 4chan posts, or at least your 100 most embarrassing ones, and gave it to your parents to read, how do you think they would react?
>>215955953am rorke..
>>215955999i don't know mate but i do know if it happened to you this one would be on itabsolutely dire patter
sucking a covfefe
>>215955941That’s no excuse
>>215955996Not that safe with planes flying into buildings and the like.
>>215955922
>>215955995um
>>215956030down it in 15 minutes or you'll be up all night
slow horses has gone woke
I’m stupid handsome with no beard but I lose manliness, tough one this
>>215955965What do you mean?
>>215956034everybody knows she was in her prime in bend it like beckham
had a bi curious phase when i was younger in uni that cumulated in meeting another bi curious lad for funhe struggled to take my cock and obviously hadn't prepped so when i pulled it out the head looked like i'd been swirling it in gu potnaturally killed the mood but amazingly with the faint smell of poo in the air as i wiped it on one of his shirts he asked could he fuck me now
Lads born in the late 80s/early 90s had it all. >basic technology but no zoomer brainrot>cities still mostly british>safe streets, no civil unrest or grooming gangs>evenings were spent playing outside or occasionally games like runescape or those PS1 classics>great movies still played in cinemas>harry potter>robot wars>no trannies or gender crap
>>215956086Even then still mid
>>215956063mate it was woke from season 1still decent though
>>215956088similar thing but only sucked each other's cock cus our dicks were too big for our little bumholes lmao
>>215956088
>>215956088keep your faggotry on the faggot board
>>215956088sorry that sounds gay
Been lurking in this thread for a while reading all your posts
>>215956122so sorry you had to witness thatamazingly this is as good as it gets all day, the spammers will be in later
>>215956089errr forgetting james bulger are we, dunblane massacre, IRA bombings
>>215956089>Gap years>Tying a tie around your head when you're partying>Sony Ericsson>Hot HatchesThey had it all
>>215956122you came at a weird time
>>215956122did you read my one about boss man at the shop tryna sell me vapes and that cheeky bastard
2006 was the best year except when i got an infected elbow
>>215956088I thought most benders just accept pooey willies as a fact of life
>>215956122o fug :DD the danes are back
right so I’ll see you all in the /sp/ match threads will I, beat a hasty retreat before the autists arrive here
>>215956140>james bulgerremember when you could accuse someone of being jon venables and the neighbours would batter him
>>215956172I’m gonna do this to my kids that’s fucking jokes
used to watch nightmare neighbour next door all the time why’d they stop doing it
>>215956178>he's jon venables!>>how do you know?>i'm robert thompson
>>215956162they go to great lengths to avoid it, fasting and douching and whatnot
hideously hungover ladsprobs had like 10 pints of ale last night
>>215956198the woke
remember when the internet was in black and white and only on for 2 hours a day
>>215956202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk
Had a dream that I was part of a multi stage GCHQ operation to catch some criminal mastermind running the local Waitrose
did a massive dark thick poo there that made it impossible not to think of bbc when i got up to wipe and saw it
>>215956225i mean they are quite absorbent
plan for the day>get the whiskey drank>get the vape sucked>get the appetite going>order mcdonalds on deliveroo>get the scran down the hatch>post on /brit/>pass out at around 5pm>wake up at 8pm feeling stupid and regretful
>>215956213haha putting 50p into the old dialup modems they used to have for 20 minutes of 56.6kkids don't know how good theyve got it
being english is the most erotic ethnicity a man can be
get the AI Columbo episodes made
>>21595592010 MEN WENT TO MOW WENT TO MOW A MEADOW
1 man went to wankwent to wank his willard
supping the red bull and sucking the vapeits the white mans way
paid £9.99 for a hinge 12 hour boost and got 0 likes
>>215956312scromiting
>>215956299got me
I have a girlfriendShe likes meSomehowShe's autitisc
the missus
SUUUUUUUUUPERSUPER FRANKSUUUUUUUPERSUPER FRANK
>>215956312buy another one
>>215956305
>>215956150I did yes. Happy for you that your resisted the temptation
>>215956334I read this article and she said it was all worth it to get dutty at the rave.
hey~
dutty zutty bangers
>>215956348did you read mine about getting on the red bull and the vape?
>>215956343
>>215956357catberg
>>215956343>>215956305
>>215956357zesty ah mf
The average person is not deluded, they're making a conscious choice that a basically comfortable, unsustainable existence of gogglebox, rentierism and service-economy is more preferable than the rigours involved of fighting for the future
wonder if there's any cloned people knocking about
>>215956312my days lolbut then again I got some of the best shagging memories I’ve ever had from tinder super boosts back in the day. Keep pushing lad
>>215956379
>>215956376i don't think this is acting...
ah yes the typical hangover thoughts of- i spent too much money last night- i think i looked bad last night- why did i say that to that person last night- i shouldnt have done that thing last night
>>215956381no they spend all their time complaining just like people in this thread do but don't do anything about it, just keep going to the jobcenter for them bennies
>>215956410the ol' hangxiety
>>215956410imagine how it could've gone in an alternate reality instead. how you could've just drank some tea and enlightened your mind with some ancient Greek philosophy.
rorke's dad taking holidays to manila without his family but returning without any photos to share
michael penis jr
>>215956438>>>/pol/
>>215956410my brain used to remember what happened after a night out and panic for a few days and then permanently deletes it after that. Much of my night out days I remember absolutely nothing of, can’t complain
>>215956409it's method acting
>>215956475:)
I can go so long without pissing. Think it might be my greatest talent. Sometimes I only piss once or twice a day, and I’ve been on long journeys of like 18-20 hours where I only piss at the beginning and end
brucie drunk i reckon
>>215956501I’m that annoying bastard on the plane who makes you get up so I can go for a piss 20 minutes in
>>215956438His tweet really didn't age well. I wonder what he is doing now.
Yeah 2005 was alright but being about to look at cute cats on tiktok is also pretty good
1 Tablespoon each of shallots, capers, and cornichons, finely minced.1 Teaspoon each parsley and dill, finely chopped.Juice of half a lemon.1/4 Teaspoon of ground white pepper.Add mayonnaise to the desired consistency and mix well.WALA
>>215956501got big bollocks have you
>>215956457oh wellu can do that any day
squirrelberg was just sat like that for a good few minutes, completely motionless :/
>>215956557didnt know their tale so fluffy
>>215956557He's not sat though is he
Gfberg says l'm not allowed to think about other girls ever so she's trying to give me a femboy fetish
FLYING HIIIIIGH UP IN THE SKY WE'LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGH
>>215956523alri albania
Twelve hours of this Jesus Christ
the duttiest of bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI
need an abigail roberts gf
>>215956613Fictional and lives inside your computer?
Wireless headphones on doing my dancing thing.
the gay thoughts are coming back
>>215956613looks like some bogtrotting peasant en route to america in 1886
>>215956524I always get the window seat so that’s fine x
>>215956648get the twinks fucked
>>215956613i liked sadieshe turned into jessie from toy story by the end
>>215956648same
spent the whole night on mephedrone. im so fucking sad rn
>>215956695can't see anything about this
>>215956697Those are clearly two women
>>215956705People still take that?
>>215956727yeah 4MMC is still around
>>215956705bet you had a good time though. how many bitches you shagged?
fold the river by the lips
Every time I take 4MMC I end up blowing my savings on escorts. Had three over last time and ate their arses for about 2 hours while wanking myself off.
>>215956749yolo
>>215955761is this the queue for the kendrick lamar concert?
Lights out for Rorke after this one.
>>215956749sounds rather funive never done 4mmc
>>215956736i took a young one home and shagged her arse but shes gone now. was thin with blue hair and a tribal tattoo on her arse and back of the thighs
neighbour does fuck all in maintaing his garden and it pisses me off
ITS MAAM
yeah mephedrone makes you the kind of horny yuou can't cure
>>215956771hope you used protection
>>215956758half of /brit/ would shag that
>>215956805not corr
>>215956779
>>215956805Grim little photo
>>215956789nah mate I always go raw. what's the point of shagging if you don't cum deep inside raw, might as well wank just cleaned my cock in the sink because of the brown sludge of whatever juice came out of her arse
poo muck
>>215956805Is this allowed
>>215956776Ktim, I actually like the overgrown look
elton
>>215956805the peas are the only decent thing on that plate
nonce in this nonce hunter video is naked in his living room when they called
>>215956830me and you are kindred spirits my friend, it’s raw and cum inside or nothing
elton john and bradley walsh walk into a bar
>>215956860that's his god given right
>>215956860Bet his mum's not best pleased
>>215956865exactlyplus the potential risk of shagging some dirty looking bird makes it more erotic you get me
>>215956874ouch
Good afternoon /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZy6gasGVX4the tunage
I think most of you are lying when you post about your supposed sexual encounters
why not visit your local library and sample some books this weekend?
FOOTY KICKING OFF NOT A DRILL
Alright guys having a cup of tea. Got toil from 14:00 pm until 22:00 pm not lush
>>215956842it's a fucking mess, i've cut some the overhanging parts which i can reach but i've had to leave a lot
>>215956917LIVERPOOL
>>215956830druggy french pooey willy
>>215956915You might just be jaded, most people have sex, even on 4chan
>>215956917Local libraries a portacabin not a fucking palatial stadium
playing dredge then going to clean the flatwitz
>>215956805pitifuly small piece of fish
>>215956917>why not visit your local libraryCan't drive.>sample some booksCan't read.
>>215956927ahh the masses and their opiates
get the grass cutthe leaves sweptthe pond cleaned
>>215956917
>>215956966Must have pulled it from that pond you call a bathtub
and with the sound of a whistle blown, the bird and circuses commence
honestly theres nothing like a post rave sweaty bird. so much scent to smell, licking the sweat off her upper back, sucking on her toes and sliding my tongue between her toes to clean them. obviously this doesnt apply once they get older than something like 22; by then theyre pudgy and worn out
>>215956949:/
as always, lets give it a go
>>215957033if gary eats reviewed confectionary he'd be gary sweets
>>215956999bradley bait
>>215957002the feminists wouldnt like this one bitthey HATE that men instinctually prefer younger birds
>>215956983Gotta start young to create this, anon.
Don't want to go to toil today. I have no idea how I've evaded the sack for so long.
>>215957074
student loan paid off50 grand down the drain
>>215957058I mean I still like women in my age bracket but sober and well kept, clean, athletic and all. Only young women can afford to be sloppy
love bags really appreciate my rucksacks for their ability to hold the things I need feel more attached to them than I do to most people
got beer belly
>>215957074Fuck off is that a guy
>>215957091Use the same rucksack for toil as I had in year 10 and 11 of secondary school. Been a great rucksack considering it's only an Under Armour one for Sports Direct.
>>215956917cant read post on /brit/ using voice to text
Chelsea started on the front foot
>>215957086lucky guy to have pulled what sounds like a hottie
>>215957123keep us posted lad on the riveting action of men kicking a ball
>>215957127you could do the same mate just go out clubbing on the weekends
>>215957136geek lol
>>215957002can tell you’re a vf because in reality this is just nasty
>>215957123i just don't think chelsea have a team this year, uninspired manager, and players that just don't seem to want to win the leagueyou hope to be proved wrong, but they've been struggling to retain possession in the last few games
>>215957156you sound like you shag with the lights off
no clue what all the pajeet terms are. i've been on /int/ for years and learned about all the different cultures and generals but the indian one remains a black box. they talking about some brahmins or some shit and it's nonsense to me.
>>215957165they’re not league winners lad you’re right about that, just a decent outfit
no woman in history has eveer used an under armour backpack for work
Did the man kick the ball?
>>2159569171. reading is for women2. they don't stock any good classics, it's all young adult slop
can you pricks fuck off to /sp/ instead of spamming this thread with football bollocks
gf needing, no, REQUIRING, shagged, this is not a drill
>>215957211shut up
>>215957213i'll be there in a jiffy
anyone had the chicken bigmac? any good?any bangers at mcd's these days?
>>215957196History is made to be broken
which british state is that most christian with 0 mosque?
Was waiting behind this girl to use the coffee machine as she was using it first and she gave me this creeped out disgusted look as she was leaving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD-JBIdln88tunage #2
>>215957232you're a man you tranny freak
>>215956949i wish there was a place that was virgins only that i could go to
>which british stateFOJF
>>215957241it's a sign mate. go wash. get a haircut. some adult clothing. sort yourself out.
>>215957231grow up
>>215957250I'm a man through and through
No fucking practical driving tests available AGAIN. I've searched every test centre in Shropshire and Powys too.
been watching peep show for the first timeextremely funny. it's like they took george costanza from seinfeld and made him british
>>215957253R/virgin
>>215957281trip on sacked tranny
>>215957279what's wrong with mcdonalds? you mongs eat bigham ready meals don't act superior
>>215957287
>>215957297That what you cry when you get 0 likes on Hinge
>>215957283
mad how you're here all day and still don't realise that sacked tranny is purposely fucking with you like how fucking dumb do you have to be
>>215957231its alright but falls to bit immediately and would be better being dressed like a normal mchcicken rather than with big mac sauce
Duhhhhh Sacked Tranny is the reason I can't have sex
someone post the screenshot of sacked tranny forgetting to take his trip off
i want to move to uk but /int/ told me popular name in britain is muhammad
bludovich still uses dating apps in the year of our lord 2025
>>215957314really dislike this episode cause i feel so bad for markeven by peepshow standards the second hand embarrassment is unrealpoor bugger just wants his book published
>>215957403please do not come here
>>215957404it’s worth it if you’re a sort
someone post the vid of sacked tranny sucking off her sisters boyfriend in the aldi toilets
>>215957109Bet you look a right runt
>>215957430i wouldnt knowas i am a manletbut a handsome manlet
>>215957429im chinese not mick
it's easier to meet birds outside because birds work off vibe and energy not some bullshite conversation jokes
>>215957404theyre not meant for incel freaks like you
i remember getting happy meals when i was younger (like once a year) and it was so exciting getting a little toy (my only toy for the year).these days i see little toddlers going there every day, throwing the toy away to play with their ipads
Guhhh.>>215935085
>Adolescence star Stephen Graham launches global project asking fathers to write to their sonsWE MUST BE BETTER MEN FOR OUR FOOKIN' SONS
>>215957474dont care if you're part unicornwe've got enough foreign welfare dossers here already
well that's it then, the country's just completely finished
>>215957477i have a gf which i found not on the apps
>>215957503NOOO
>>215957466I’m a handsome manlet and cleaned up on dating apps
>>215957509stop lying on the internet
>>215957509well i have a gf that i did find on the app so thats your entire position dismantled isnt it
toughts on these?
>>215957503anyone remember happy snax?used to love them
right status: it not
>>215957539horrible wog shite
>>215953349>>215953349>>215953349
oh when the bluesgo poo steaming in
>>215957495indogs are not criminals as other brownoids
mad how i dont find anything enjoyable any more
Oh that rascal, he's at it again
>>215947679>>215947679>>215947679
>>215957566who's #1
>>215957568me when i turneed 40
>>215957566is bali a good place to go on holidaythis australian i know told me its been overrun by methheads and it's not as neat as it used to be
new>>215957619>>215957619>>215957619
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