poosnail edish
going to use my nice knife today
GET IT FUCKING MADE
scary moment!
The watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zYBmsP6fes
Finally you slave freak do it faster next time boy
>>215960159running up on the opps
Mostly poocefull
Is it just me or does horse shit smell kinda good
rocking back and forth with my head in my handswailing, gnashing my teethlamenting the wretched course of my horrific evil incel life
>Britons will be poorer than Malaysians, Poles and Turks by 2050 unless we change courseOH MY DAYS
>>215960051yea basicallyit was a mad time and hitler destroyed the country and was the reason we were split in half for the next half centuryedgy incels on 4chan like to idolise it but it was a genuinely awful timethe old people from that time have terrible memories of itmy granddad told me how at school when you went into the classroom you had to raise your right arm in a salute and shout heil hitler - if you didn't, they forced you to kneel on 2 wooden blocks about 10cm apart for 10mins so your knees would be in the space between them and it would hurt a lothe was in the American zone at the end of the war so quite lucky, no widespread rape or anything, but my grandma had to flee from the east
stupid rent boy OP disgusting vile VERMIN
why are some people evilwhat drives them to go down the path
>>215960180y-yes m-master!! *zestfully scurries away*
taking my usual saturday afternoon film recommendations if anyone has any
>>215960209Nice try jeet
>>215960256phone booth (2003)
>>215960248Rorke: Globalism.Leftypol: Capitalism.
>>215960159
>>215960256Le lit de la vierge
>getting your knob wanked off in here
>>215960298latams can't suffer
any gay homosexuals in?
>>215960298
>>215960298me drunkenly on my way to the offie to get another bottle of wine
>>215960336i want to be fucked like this
>>215960323this cunt >>215960336 right here
mad that i'll never have a gf who looks even remotely close like this. fuck my incel life
>>215960336surely this would hurt?have never quite understood liking anal on the receiving end
was laughing my head off making a post last night and got 0 (you)s my comedy genius is wasted on you lot
>>215960218simple demographics. unless we start nuking countries, a population of 60 million means fuck all
>>215960356alri xx
>>215960334corrrrr>>215960336um
>>215960209just you
hay poo cI’m co pI’m ng
any homo rapist thugs about
>>215960368the bliss of pleasure makes you lose control over yourself
>>215960256youtube has a bunch of free classics I might watch signs >>215960278>>215960374I bet you haven't even smelled it
>>215960222How common is it to just go for a walk in the wilderness and find parts from the era like bullet shells or plane scraps?
It's over lads. Big Ange has gone.
>>215960365u could get a munter and make her have a glow up
should i pan fry my veg or air fry my veg?
>>215960429goodhate that arrogant fat retard
>>215960435bin them because vegetables are toxic
>>215960431then she would leave me for chad
>>215960429catching up on the olds
>>215960420idk lolas common as elsewhere in central europe I guessthe Bundeswehr owns a lot of old airfields and other land, makes no sense really cause they're useless
>>215960435they are full of antinutrients get them chucked on your compost heap
vermin dog lifeless bag of meat vile unwanted unloved should of been flushed on a tissue OP
>>215960431fixer upper gfs don't exist
>>215960256The Thirteenth Floor
>>215960413mate i live in the west country i've smelled a lot of horse shit in my time
unmers
just gonna hope that's some freak with a growth defect of some kind
>>215960490how so
right what the fucking hell is thatfuck off
>>215960474just spaffed to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6yeLNNVa4Agot the bastarding clapton on
heahternonce melty!
D'ya think a fat woman would lose weight if you shagged her enough? It would be like exercise for her.
yeah not at all suspicious this shit started getting spammed frequently after ofcom announced their investigation into 4chan
>>215960429got to give a manager more than 8 games in charge surely
>>215960542no but i know for sure if you shag a bird up the arse enough her arse gets bigger
>>215960559yeah whoever heard of porn in brit before
>>215960506fatty
>>215960526right well you're a wrongun and i dont want to share a thread with you
>>215960539Clapton is the ultimate rorke>>215960545goodfucking Brucey twat
>>215960559schizo freak
>>215960506what does she mean by 100% success
shitting nora
getting my freak on
who here has the shittiest life?
Love brummy accents me. They are so silly.
gonna trim the pubes brb
>>215960636what does it do
>>215960636not used cash in about eight years
Timmy when he sees Poojita across the street
>>215960636no matter what, i will be there
thick cloud of biomass aerosols wafting through the streets of london
>>215960653Not me.
actually mad how fit dua lipa isa genuine 11/10
>>215960653i'm 39, haven't had sex in 11 years and post on brit
>>215960653mine is objectively pretty crap but i'm happy enough with my lot
fucking hate traffic just turned a 30 minute journey into a 1.5 hour journey and cunt police shutting off roads for no reason
Carer Status?Called 111 and locked herself in the bathroomMeds status?been waiting at Parminders Pharmacy for the last eight monthsYep, it's melty time
>>215960653some lads in here have had rough lives but its gotta be heathermong that guy has to hate himself
>>215960678The Right Honourable Member of Parliament for North East Somerset
where's mousey?
>>215960705had to look that disgusting bogged freak up0/10
had two beers and already tipsy lol
dowtc melty
>>215960759fuck off yank
>>215960764what does E - I mean?
stress updatenot good
>>215960764hey there, mihai, whatcha doin?!
>>215960812take a chill pill maaaaaaaaaan
>>215960786are you turkish
how do you think you'll be remembered after you die
>>215960812
>>215960827no you silly yank twatdid live in Istanbul for a year for Erasmus tho lol
>>215960783does the w stand for...
>>215960844This is what I imagine Spaino looks like. Just a happy chappy.
>>215960843My children will probably resent me for being autistic in a very similar way to how I resent my dad for being autistic
is it too early to cook? i can't imagine a scenario in which it's going to take me more than 90 minutes to make my tea but is eating at half four really a thing to do? on a saturday?
>>215960844he's not wrong though is he
>>215960843depends what they decrypt on my hard drives
rape umposters violently
>>215960871hes described what he looks like and it isnt anything like that lol
>>215960875FONT
>>215960843loving wife, loyal friend, a shining light in the darkness
watching a bit of tldr news
joyous non-tongue one shouldn't have been fus ro dah'd like that...
>>215960908
>>215960843only peolpe who will remember me will be occasionally at toil someone will go remember that weird fat bloke who killed himself
>>215960857does dua lipa remind you of the turkish cleaners there?
>>215960920"it not right"
found out thatcher used to carry around a map of germany's pre-war borders to show to people when she argued against allowing east and west germany to reunify in 1989/90aha
>>215960678oh my daystimmy ain't ever felt a white vagina
>>215960936she's Albaniandoesn't look even remotely Turkish
grim how HS2 is going to be like 90% underground. an inability to gawp at the countryside will completely take away one of the only redeeming qualities of taking the train in this god-forsaken shithole.
>>215960705she's utterly revolting to look atwhat's wrong with german boys
>>215960992shut up Connor
>>215960957don't know who that is>>215960974don't know what that is
screaming crying flying my shite around the room
Timmies get angry when you point out the fact they will never feel young white pussy and will only get dark, hairy Poojita minge
>>215960971>googled famous turkish actresses >first result >Tuba Büyüküstün>dua lipa but with green eyeslmao
Palestinian march going on in Birmingham. Causing quite the scene.
>Armed man wearing 'non-offending pedophile' sign storms stage at NYC Wikipedia conference
Dua Lupa is rated poorly on LooksmaxThey see her for the man-faced gypsy rat she is
>>215961079who’s timmy then are u talking in third person
>>215961089what're they marching for then, thought that shite got resolved
>>215960974good. all roads and rail should be underground. they ruin scenery
>on Looksmax
>>215961079Me? Bit of flavour-hunter.My first gf was white but since then i've gone mixed race, paki, turkish and brazilian.Gone back to white for now but just go where my williamberg leads me
>>215961085doesn't look anything like her>>215961115t. Connor
>>215960977this is worlds better than the dire boxed stuff yanks eat
>>215961089Well the Irish diaspora need something to do on a Saturday before going home to their Caribbean wives (it's all that iron build up in their brains you see)
nathan catastrophic melty
>>215961136>mixed-race, paki, turkish, brazilianutterly grim. do you have irish ancestry?
Reading Wikipedia but I will never ever never donate.
>>215961109
>>215961179omdz have you never shagged a brazilian lass? Get out there mate lmao
'rish diaspora mongs think dating thirdies makes them more cultures omds
>>215961136first and only time I ever shagged a paki she neglected to tell me she was on her period so had a bit of blood on the ol willardfantastic chebs tho
>>215961145nah, you're right, her nose and eyes are fucked by comparison
>>215960738he's a low functioning autist, he doesnt have enough awareness to realise the state of his life. he's one of those barely-verbal obsessive types
heathermelty in progress
>>215961226I’m sorry you’ve never lived LMAOOOOO
>>215961036My name is Connor and I am obsessed with Dua Lipa wtf man leave it yeah
>>215961226don't even like non-white girls me but you sound really seething with jelaousy desu
ange hasnaegotaclue
we’ve reached that point in the day where heathernonces virgin angst reaches boiling point and he goes into Optimus prime super autism mode
>>215961228lmao this is timmy's existence. brown hairy, diarrhoea areolas they'll never experience white tits and pink nips
>>215960844Just imagine this deano every time you get mad, sad, anxious, jealous etc.
Dua Lipa looked so much cuter before she bogged herself
>>215961246poo-coloured monkey areolas in timmy's mouth>you've never lived
>>215961286experienced both in droves lad
>>215961237shut up Jayden>>215961256sorry the regular Connor was being bent>>215961286had a white blonde gf medefo prefer white girls over all other but doesn't hurt to give them all a try, you'd be a poof not to
well.. bye
>>215961286and neither will you
thank you stamer
hans licking dua lupa's dark tache
How do I get a gf without leaving the house
>>215961330I've split over 50 aryan teensI've won already
>>215961355post on /brit/
got the wank to xev bellringer finishedgot the mayday : air disaster ongot the gin opened
It’s sad
cam on rorke
>I've split over 50 aryan teens>I've won already
>>215961361the only thing you've split are your trousers when you bend over you fat bastard
>>215961313
>>215961370amazed how some people survive through life
>>215960222Brainwashed KEK
>>215961325wouldn't lower myself to touch ugly lowly dark meat, hans
mhmm Quick HairLoss™ for heathertims xx
he mad he ain’t ever had a brown bum bouncing on his Willard
>>215961408your mum lowers herself on dark meat every night
>>215961389who's this actress she's fitseen her before but don't know where>>215961403t. Connor
>>215961370quart is a stupid name for a colour to be fair. what does it even mean?
>>215961456>he doesn't know
>>215961514mad how peng effy was in the earlier seasons
>>215961372mad how this image is literally from a parody account
feels amazing to colonise a brown women tbqh
passed out on the sofa and dogberg ate my leftover kebab meat he's not in a good way today
>>215961460It’s a measurement retard
green
>>215961456hannah murray from skins
heathernonce got tired of all the shagging talk and FREAKED out bless him
seeing BAR ITALIA at the dome this eveningsee u there yeah? x
>>215961556you're the one being colonized
gf gave me a footjob today
>>215961456Sorry but Germans (you) have literally been brainwashed to hate yourselves. You still send monthly payments to Holocaust survivors and the number of survivors goes up each year lol
it's pretty sick how the belgian freak built some sort of fantastical universe with references like the gherkin, the brands he post ads about, the AI imageswhat a freak
>>215961590don't know what that is
>>215961598done him
everyone that vapes has depression
>>215961603ever shag her up the arse?
>>215961632doesn't even have a day off for christmas
>>215961638
>>215961684oh my DAYS bet he stinks
>>215961543uhmm
>went to bed early last night instead of getting the cans>mumberg asks me if I'm depressed because I always get the cans on the FridayRight then
The Belgian is the best of us
>>215961543she cant act
>>215961632what an absolute weirdo, a good imagination he should’ve wrote a fantasy book or something but alas he posts here wasting his life
>>215961590nice
mental how many mongs complain about insomnia but they guzzle caffeinated drinks and vapes all day
>>215961632He has a custom-made polo shirt with his sponsors on too
>>215961684>>215961725it's quite the commitment
>>215960125ancient gimmick
>>215961712has the new mac gone in the bin yet?
Might move to Singapore
>>215961587aah that's right she played gilly>>215961630t. Connor
>>215961714not until he’s man enough to make a vocaroo, he got embarrassed yesterday
>>215961735mental how little I give a shit about these mongs and their gay little lives
pooseal gimmick of the year 2025you heard it here first
live a very boring life, me. all I do is /brit/post all day
mad h
>>215961758It was 12000 euro. The fuck would I divvy it into the bin for, lad?
would have given up my seat for rosa parks and kneeled with her. fuck racism
>>215961781shit forced gimmickfor some reason I howl at the lad who posts the bee and asks if the clothing is appropriate
neoliberal teeth will be gimmick of the year
>>215961337works on my machine
>>215961740no way this has to be a joke
>>215961766Great rebuttal! I thought Germans were supposed to be intelligent
>>215961817loved the "work clobber" one
>>215961817what bee
rorke is eepy
>>215961793bc ur too dumb to use it looool
mental how the guitar was a shaggers instrument and now it's a virgin instrument
>>215961867just bee yourself
>>215961828Honestly quite funny that it would have fizzled out if not for heatherfreak randomly seething about it, probably because he has teeth and gums exactly like that
>>215961875It's quite easy to you use, ladYou press the power button and make sure your firewall is turned off then have the IP posted on the internet
>>215961817for me its the "fuck my n*gger life" squirrel
>>215961867
>>215961878what's the shaggers instrument now?
>>215961842t. Connor
>>215961896colossal waste of money, coper
>>215961913dunno think they're all pretty virginous to be honest
why do chinks, japs and other orientals use chopsticks but indians dont?
Eat thatGo on Eat that
>>215961717huh
hate when I click on a youtube short video while watching another video and the audio from the old video still plays for several secondsSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>215961983mad how shit cucumber is
>>215961983phowar>>215962017moronical fool
>>215962017it lush in a crispy chinky duck pancake though
how come you can blow a ducks head off with a shotgun but it's illegal to shag it?
In Singapore you can get a decent meal from a Hawker Centre for 3 quid better than any muck you get from a fast food place here
>>215961948Indian have a cleaner hands
>>215961878oh come on i just bought a guitar, going to have to sell it now fuck sakeeeeeeeeee
Trying to come to grips with the fact I will likely never be able to move to the USguess it'll be australia, aka shit america
love the word ruddy
Got a headache :(
>>215962097ruddy bloody lovely
why is the singapore tourism board targetting neet incel brits
>You need to read a message in your Universal Credit journal. Sign in to your online account today.
>>215962066>>215962069brit duck hivemind
18 October 2025On a Saturday afternoonHeathernonce held his hands up and stared his virginious life in the face, vowing that from this day forward it would be no more
>>215962124sanctioned harder than north korea, i hope
>>215961913bitcoin
Listening to Blondie
got scared by the canadian who said sniffing my own arse could give me worms so i dont put a finger up my bum then up my nose anymore
listenin to the sneed song
>>215962189what's the point in living then
poo
>>215962219
>>215962218shagging my arse with a vibrator while doing ket
>>215962152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5AUDxCommw
poo screaming
>>215962219um
Having a likllel tipple de Lads lol
it’s not that funny lil bro
>>215962354he's condensed chad wojack and soy wojack into text form
why did he do ithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/4PiVY-TpL8I
>>215962219Please let war break outPlease please please let me let me let me get what I want, this time
rorkes motor
>>215962367hurts your brain that muck
>>215962379pls be patient he has autism
>>215962395fear us, expect usincel fi
>>215962395the weak must fear the strong
nuclear sterilization strikes in india's 50 biggest cities
mums out got the tranny porn of full blast
>>215962354He's describing Irish people
>>215962152debbie harry was so fit
>>215962516she hasn't though, has she?you've made that pathetic screed up for attention, haven't you?grow up
separating the spaff from the skeet
>Intel Core i5-12400this a good cpu for a year
>>215962532oh you play porn on full blast with your parents in house... creep
>>215962532I'm that lads dad and the wife has got it on tbf. Also I'm gay and so is my precious boy
never a frown with gordon brown
fuck me just woken up, slept for 10 hours
>>215962560got the AMD Ryzen 9 7900X any good? got it on sale
>>215962571im the family dog and im humping the couch
Man City 0 - 0 EvertonHT
>>215962532No really, it's Sarina Valentina and everything
my life would be complete if i had this
>>215962586missed some corkers of threads earlier lad
>>215962600>Sarina Valentinamy first tranny wank
>>215962589I'm worried the boy has been interfereing with you like I do, if so he has herpes :skull:
they got allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters trash compactors juice extractors shower rods and water meters
new>>215962651>>215962651>>215962651
>>215962615damn it. need to get my shit together and sleep earlier
>>215962608what the hell is that
>>215962587That's a good one