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finnish gf edition
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That's BOLD
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/brit/
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corr bet she does some wicked poos and farts
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that anon was a bit gay wasn’t he
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Van Morrison is honorary american
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2026 goals
- buy a car !!!!! NEED
- holds virginity
- get a gf
- move out of mums house

LETS GOOOOO
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>>215968265
Spaino's latest 'hilarious' gimmick he is inflicting on us because nobody liked his stupid Charlie Bingham shite
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my fucking knee hurts
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when i say gamer pride i mean it
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>>215968112
japan has opened its gates. it's going to be 30% indian and pakistani in the next 5 years
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heathernonce gets battered on every IP he goessss
Every IP he goes
Ohhhh heathernonce gets battered
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>>215968310
what's spainrunt got to do with charlie binghams? I thought it was just that we all agreed they are quite nice ready meals for the discerning incel
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that finnish bint might be the best looking woman of all time
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>>215968328
japan... has fallen
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>>215968322
gayboy pride
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Don’t threaten me with a good time
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hello, are these questions both correct and do they have the same meaning?:
-How was Greece?
-How did you like Greece?
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>>215968329
Ah yes, Sadiq must wear a burkha because he's SEA
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Oh no no no
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Do you realise how important 4chan's stand against OFCOM is

4chan was supposed to be an easy win. If this enforcement fails it not only undermines the OSA but the whole online censorship and control agenda.

OFCOM will kick and scream until we're blocked. 4chan is literally the last bastion of quasi-free speech for brits.
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Perhaps one of the most aesthetically pleasing flags ever.
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>>215968282
What exactly did you mean then?
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how can the next generation be at once unironical hitler stans and also use black verbiage like chopped unc
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>>215968356
Yeah
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>>215968356
both are fine and yes they mean the same
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>>215968356
*bends over and shows you my bum hole*
piss off
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>>215968263
baton draining device
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>>215968371
omdz rorkelads we have been done up here
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>>215968395
u tek dat crodie :(
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>>215968374
>4chan is literally the last bastion of quasi-free speech for brits.
yet i am not allowed to post the pony
free speech is curtailed worldwide, and 4chan are a part of it
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>>215968374
Ofcom in their reply make their point clear: "The [Online Safety] Act explicitly grants Ofcom the legal authority to regulate online safety for individuals in the United Kingdom [...]"

They are stating that companies operating in the UK and providing services to UK individuals, are required to conform with UK regulations in relation to those services, under UK law.

As an American business, you can choose to ignore that, but that has consequences if any of your board of directors ever sets foot in the UK.

The US does this, and US lawyers understand this. If I open an online poker and sports bookmaking site in the UK (where such sites are completely legal), and take business from all over the United States thereby breaking federal law, I can expect to be met at the plane door the next time I take a shopping trip to NYC. Arguing that my servers and my business are located in the UK is not going to impress the federal judge I'd appear in front of in the morning. Stating the US laws against my activities have a snowball's chance in hell of being enforced in the UK is surely going to risk me being charged with contempt.

The Online Safety Act is ridiculous on many levels, but in the same way that Google does certain things in relation to Tiananmen Square searches in China, and every tech company engages in regulatory alignment for the entire Middle East, the UK has asked that US companies do certain things in the jurisdiction of the UK. I'd argue, less harmful and egregious things in some respects.

Should the UK do this? No, probably not. I think it will just make VPN software vendors richer, and UK citizens - particularly children - barely any safer.

Are Ofcom claiming jurisdiction in the US? No, they're claiming jurisdiction in the UK. Which, I hasten to add they are legally required to do by the Online Safety Act, by the government they are an agency of. If they didn't, the government would literally be breaking its own law.
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>>215968387
that your penis is small
end of
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLVNUl5Qf40
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dubs tells me where to go to morrow while the parentbergs have friends round
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Rorke?
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>>215968390
>>215968393
thank you!

>>215968394
bruh I only had this one question dw
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>>215968430
up your own arse
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>>215968395
How's your mum doing?


She good?
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reading all these incel posts i suddenly feel very grateful that tonight i'll get to plunge mu cock in my gf's pussy
i'll be thinking of you while shagging
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>>215968378
For existing nations you guys have the best one tbf
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>>215968371
average /brit/ poster
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Ebenne va tutto fa nella Greccia, cose come fare con la tua mamma
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>>215968442
he looks like a kid. probably just fooling around
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>>215968430
sit in a puddle
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>>215968425
Why did my post make you think about my penis?


Bit gay desu
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>>215968352
are the greens actually nationalists?
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>>215968263
I would glass entire continents just to have her ass on my face
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Seaside Mark and Boris Johnson look pretty similar. Both have those grim beady eyes that look kind of melted
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So what is leftypol’s actual goal
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>Those charged are:
>Asad Ali, 37, of Brighouse, is charged with two counts of rape
>Ajmal Aziz, 39 of Halifax, is charged with three counts of rape and attempted rape
>Mohammed Jangier, 44, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Mohammed Asif, 36, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Harris Ahmed Butt, 37, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape and two counts of indecent assault
>Taukeer Butt, 36, of Halifax, is charged with three counts of rape
>Muitasim Khan, 40, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Mohammed Hamza, 47, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Mohsin Mir, 40, of Halifax, is charged with three counts of rape
>Javid Mir, 38, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Haroon Saddique, 37, of Bradford, is charged with two counts of rape
>Zahir Iqbal, 41, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Sarfraz Rabnawaz, 35, of Bradford, is charged with two counts of rape
>Wajid Addalat, 43, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Sajid Addalat, 45, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Nazim Hussain, 43, of Bradford, is charged with conspiracy to rape
>Nadeem Saddiqque, 43, of Sheffield, is charged with rape
>Saquab Hussain, 43, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Sadakat Ali, 48, of Bradford, is charged with rape
>Ziarab Mohammed, 48, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Imran Raja Yasin, 41, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Zulfiqar Ali, 40, of Bradford, is charged with two counts of rape
>Malik Abid Qadeer, 64, of Halifax, is charged with five counts of rape
>Kamran Amin, 45, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Mohammed Akhtar, 51, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Ali Zulfiqar, 38, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Shafiq Ali Rafiq, 40, of Dewsbury, is charged with two counts of rape
>Amir Shaban, 45, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Sakeb Nazir, 36, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
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getting sporcle badges
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>>215968430
socialise with them and your parents instead of being a pathetic embarrassment to everyone
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>>215968498
no u
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>>215968479
i have videos of her getting fucked and sucking cock
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Just back from a 3 day holiday, lads
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>>215968482
I agree - it's the busiest flag, but it pulls it off flawlessly.
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>>215968515
destroying civilisation
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Do you think Hasan sits around editing every 11 hour stream on his own because he wants control over his productive labor or do you think he aggregates some of that.
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My face lotion comes from Israel. Wonder if my foreskin ended up in someones face lotion
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>>215968479
you spend 14 hours a day here every day spamming onlyfans girls on 4chan
you don't have a gf and you'll never have sex mate
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>>215968529
joes on you. me being a pathetic embarrassment was bait. a masterful bait if i do say so
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my brother is a completely delusional leftist
it's really sad how brainwashed he is and the embarrassing shit he says
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>>215968479
this nigga thinking about dudes while supposedly having sex
SUPER GAY
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>>215968543
wahey how's it going mate
*ushers you into the /brit/ snug and gives you a drink*
welcome home
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>>215968543
At least include where in the post you invalid
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>>215968535
Do you think about my penis often?


How small is it in your mind's eye?
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>>215968525
>mentally ill, trans
redundant
>fybromalgia
made up disease for people with shite lifestyles
>hypermobility
not an illness, stfu
>on HRT
you'll kill yourself at 50 retard it's not too late
>ACAB
retard
>Free palestine
based
>she/her
you're a fucking dude fuck off
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righto
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>>215968581
zesty
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>>215968581
this nigga zesty
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>>215968595
he got banned you melt
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cars are a menace
i hate cars and car infrastructure
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>>215968581
yeah
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>>215968581
quite athletic
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>>215968610
I hope she reads this bro
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>>215968625
Never been banned myself so wouldn't know the lengths
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*quietly goes about being the best crisps in Britain*
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clappers direct
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>Free palestine
>based

little anti semitic freak
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>>215968581
free the zesty mandem
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>>215968595
skegness
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>>215968641
boring bastard
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>it’s going to be 31c here on Thursday

Absolutely fookin mental
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why doesnt rorke just do this
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he gave my crodie quik tap :(
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>>215968642
*Knocks him out*
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Me? Probably banned at least once a month. Once permanently for violating US law
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>>215968672
hate these pics because they make it harder for me to wank the tranny
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>>215968641
how have you never banned, get at least four 3-dayers a week and the occasional perma
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>>215968677
Is that a good or bad thing
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>>215968672
i'm not a manlet
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>>215968681
>Once permanently for violating US law
um
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>>215968679
frazzles are cack, much too salty
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>the number of old hags rage replying to this on X
lel
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I’ve been posting here for about 7 years and have only copped about 3 bans

Not hard to follow the rules really, is it?
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mental how i'm a 5'3 petite man and trying to be more masculine while there are 6'2 husky men wanting to be trannies the world is unfair
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>>215968732
>7 years
new fag
i've been here since 2006 (i've wasted my life)
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chappel roan is the most beautiful trans woman in the world
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>>215968734
are u actually 5’3 cos wow
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>>215968704
You'll be pleased to hear I am now a recovering nonceaholic
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warwickshire
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might watch a film
any good films?
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>>215968734
iktf
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just got notified, first drops of cvp are leaking rn
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I once had unprotected sex with a Vietnamese girl in Nanjing, China who lived in Oulu, Finland.
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>>215968776
hereditary is quite scary
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>>215968727
Yeh Jennifer Lopez is grim isn’t she?
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>>215968734
Sorry king
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>>215968727
trvke
even though my gf is 30
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>>215968732
neek
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>>215968761
5'4 in the morning
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>>215968776
none
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y'all mind if a white boy speak a lil patois?
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>>215968776
Trees lounge
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>>215968787
had a vietnamese girl tell me once that i look like her ex bf. didn't understand what she meant by that so i never talked to her again
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>>215968776
Jacob's Ladder
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>>215968801
Getting banned on 4channel doesn’t make you hard. It’s actually kind of cringe and indicates attention seeking behaviour.
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>>215968814
Love watching that YouTube video where they have to wobble cars over so the train can pass
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>>215968727
I’m an ancient 31 year old man yet I just date and sleep with women below 25
Can’t be dealing with older women’s saggy bodies and their various “traumas” collected from past relationships
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>>215968804
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So we shit on Europe for being Muslim, America for being Black and Mexican, Africa, Russia and South America for being poor.

Is there literally anything wrong with Australia? Everyone is pretty and intelligent. The guys are all based and funny, the girls all look like Savannah Bond.

Mind explaining the problem with Aussies?
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>>215968860
they will become a mix of india and china
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>>215968769
important towns include nuneaton, rugby, leamington spa, warwick itself, stratford-upon-avon
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>>215968776
Donnie Brasco
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Having a holiday in Croydon
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>>215968860
too far away and will be uninhabitble in 30 years due to climate change
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>>215968776
carlio's way
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>>215968860
Aussies are alright but they’re all sort of dickheads and turbonormies
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>Savannah Bond
was bamboozled into looking up another bogged out beast
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>>215968842
this is static ip cope
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>>215968860
Aussies are great, literally almost nothing wrong with them desu
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>>215968881
seen this one twice. pretty good
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This shit was like Avatar for boomers
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>>215968860
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It’s honestly crazy how quickly you age out of being attracted to younger women. I’m 29 now and while obviously women 18-21 are fit they behave like literal children to me. Prefer girls my age give or take 3 years.
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Manlets, rise up
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>>215968860
https://youtu.be/QrJFK8O4Dyg?si=9HAGou2HrUxlVOJk
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>>215968776
Ballet Mécanique
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the lion ignores the persistent pain in his left testicle and kidney
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>>215968860
full of indians nowadays, the northern part is largely inhabitable because of the heat and feral abos, look up alice spring on youtube.

I hear bogans can be very unpleasant and are analogous to our underclass scum, lots of drug problems over there too

Still the best country on earth imo, it amazes me there's beautiful places like Tasmania, the size of England with a half million people.
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>>215968776
bill and teds excellent adventure
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Seen someone in Glasgow Central today with a make Britain great again cap lol
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>>215968926
My rule is +24
Because most girls here are done college at 22 and I think they need to be weathered a bit by the real world outside of prattling on about school like it’s the most important thing ever
That being said I’ll still fuck someone younger than that but I wouldn’t date them
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>>215968523
might have to go back on the sporcle meself you got me playing it some days ago, I want to be able to get 50/50 on the top yank one where you guess where all the states are but you get no outlines on the map and you have to click and if you get one wrong the whole thing restarts

https://www.sporcle.com/games/mhershfield/us-states-no-outlines-minefield

>>215968679
frazzles certainly don't knock out any flavour of monster munch
>>215968907
likewise, alt f4'd out of that in 0.1 seconds as soon as the images came up
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>>215968972
Not so bad I guess
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Listening to black metal in my dingy, dark, and damp childhood bedroom cursing the day I was born. Cursing this wretched world.
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Brit is free entertainment
Your all so funny
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Arsegaylia
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in bill and ted they don't pick up any black historical figures
makes you think
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>>215968964
astrotufed. all of west minster wants a reform seat up here as the final nail in the coffin for scottish independence. 1 seat in poor area of rangers supporting glasgow will do it
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>>215969013
ur nans gay!
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>>215968926
i'm a 32 year old incel and i want to have sex with an 18yo just to know what i missed out on
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>>215969008
you need to sort something out my brudda
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So when was the last time you had sex lads (don’t bother if you’re gonna say never)
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24-32 are the best ages for women iyam.
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>>215969008
which bands?
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>Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather agree to a 2026 fight
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Really bizarre how all of the most mentally ill posters on this board all gather here
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>>215969036
If you’re not balding women don’t seem to care about age whatsoever
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>>215969036
It will never be the same mate, it will always be different and weird, the teenage frisson is missing
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>>215969036
escort
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just did a poo

bumberg hurt a bit
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>>215968776 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-U_I1DCGEY
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>>215968983
i fucking hate that one
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>>215969065
it’s mainly just one very ill freak, most people here are fairly normal
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>>215969023
Scotland is stronger in the UK, lets put this nonsense behind us
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>>215969013
What the fuck did you say??

*knocks you out with one punch*
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>>215969082
Currently leaking a brown goo myself
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>>215969070
i'm not balding but i'm too socially retarded especially for zoomers
>>215969079
not the same
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personally prefer bogus journey bu excellent adventure is also fantastic
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>>215969078
delete this
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>>215969102
you can pay £1500 for TGE if you really want to see what you missed out on
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>>215969091
Not sure about that, we have gingerpaedo, mousefreak, heatherpaedo, ziedbelg, spaedo
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>>215969132
atleast 3 of those are the same bloke
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>>215969114
>pink ford mustang
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>>215969127
blud you're missing the point
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https://youtu.be/7anvFAEmavQ?si=Zz_Je0lzO86CFybT
Having a listen
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>>215969114
>ford mustang
didn't know we had those here
also how did they get pulled over? must have been speeding the retards
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>>215969132
gingernonce copped a perma-ban apparently.
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>>215969078
What if you are just shagging out of pure horniness and don't think about the ages?
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>>215969092
strength isn't everything. washington is strong today because of roving bands of ice warriors roaming the streets but the people deserve more than strength . they need freedom equity and economic opportunity
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Mad how none of you thank American posters for Elvis inventing rock 'n' roll
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>>215969170
Yeah and he was bragging about it, bans are a suggestion on this site as we all know.
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Ever since my nan and grandad died I no longer feel sympathy for the elderly
Fuck em
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>>215969189
do american posters thank us for inventing rock?
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>>215969089
would be satisfying to pull it off though, i know where rhode island and delaware and pennsylvania are now though, they're one of the worst ones
>>215968787
i've been to Oulu for three days slept in some students flat and it was her brithday while I was there too, decent few days, went to one of their museums and turns out they had like 20-something great fires and they never just started using brick like london after 1666 cause they only had wood anyway
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>>215969176
What else are you shagging out of if not horniness haha
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in my experience shagging girls age 16-23 is absolute prime, after that they get a bit worn
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a man...but dressed up as a woman...calling themselves a woman...can scarcely believe it
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>shagging out of pure horniness

howling
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>>215969224
Almost got it on my phone until vermont. Kept thinking wyoming was a bit further west too. Ill get it on my 'puter in 2 or 3 tries
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If I got a gf in school and became a shagger I would never end up on this hellhole. Why are there so many supposed shaggers on here?
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might shag the gf tomorrow, no, I WILL shag the gf tomorrow
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We at /brit/ say
"Thank You American Posters"
Because of Elvis.
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>>215969220
god gave rock and roll to everyone
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>>215969237
elaborate for us virgos
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>>215969244
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ran 10km this morning
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEoMQx3_Kys
why was he there....
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>Oda's deteriorating health includes:

>Gout
>High blood pressure
>Addiction to cigarettes
>Worsening eye sight (possibly fixed through surgery)
>Pre-diabetic

I need my goat to make it through
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not sure what's going on in this thread
just doesn't feel very comfy at all
shall just come back later
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finna drink some orange juice
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>>215969257
maybe people shag to grow babies???
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i'm 37 and i've never even been on a date
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>>215969308
mad lad get it down your neck
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https://x.com/notfarleftatall/status/1979559926188982439

Must be that British culture I hear rorke on about all the time
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>>215969322
there’s a whole community on reddit where boy and girl virgins can arrange to speak, are you even trying
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>>215969322
ktim
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>>215969275
You should be thanking are Lord for Elvis, he was a good Christian man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq5_tufkgJQ
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This thread sucks ass


Are all of you bots or just really boring and stupid?
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Me and the lads thinking of trying speed dating again.
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>>215969379
Gods not real. The Bible is a work of fiction. Grow up.
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how old is too old to get your first gf
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im just trying to get a shag, brother
that's all
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>>215968964
I was in town earlier for an incel walk then I had an incel coffee. Didn't see the guy in the cap, sadly.
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>>215968486
nah hes the average /brit/ anime/vtuber poster
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rock geniuses?

brian wilson > everyone else
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>>215969418
17
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people who need fat jabs are pathetic
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Was Elvis real
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>>215969418
19
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>>215969418
depends how old she is, most 30 year old women for example wouldn’t have any patience for a male virgin
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>>215969335
no pulp, not what i would have chosen but it is what it is
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honestly would like a racist gf just for a change
have only shagged proper lefty types. honestly i didnt think outwardly racist girls existed
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>been looking forward to using my hot water bottle for the first time of the year all day
>it's time
>the fucking screw tip is missing
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M FUCKING FREEZING AND MY WINDOW JUST FELL OFF FROM MOLD SO THERE IS JUST A HOLE TO THE NIGHT AIR IN MY WALL
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bluds been reposting that for almost two years
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>>215969486
lefty types always ALWAYS cheat on you
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>>215969457
ktim
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>>215969439
mate i swear i've seen you post this exact same image days ago
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I will repeat that lads

There’s a whole community on reddit where you can say “hi I’m a virgin” and you might get a girl who is also a virgin that responds to you. Now it’s not glamorous, but it’s doing something instead of moaning to a load of more normal people here
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>>215969292
>>Gout
>>High blood pressure
>>Addiction to cigarettes
>>Pre-diabetic
ktim
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>>215969487
I FUCKING FOUND IT YES YES YESSSSSS
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>MY WINDOW JUST FELL OFF FROM MOLD SO THERE IS JUST A HOLE TO THE NIGHT AIR IN MY WALL
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>>215969265
first try alri had my heart speeding up a little
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hi i'm a virgin
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>>215969487
tape up a bin bag at least
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>>215969522
How do you prove you're a virgin?
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>>215969516
not in my experience
>you just didnt know
doubt it
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Thinking about getting one of those Philips electric shavers, any of you lads use them? I’m fine if it doesn’t give an ultra giga close shave since I’ll just use it for work
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Sir Zack Polanski
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>>215969486
I have one of these!
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>>215969558
i keep failing, I've know the west layout for years in my head but I don't know the east, south and some of the midwest
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>>215969522
>more normal people here
We're on 4chan lad
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My life has had so many moments of shame and humiliation it's actually insane
Being an autistic freak is brutal with just the sheer number of bad memories you have to dwell on compared to normal people
Just L after L after L for fucks sakes
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>>215969558
gg sweatlord
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>>215969578
male virgins are very good at proving they are male virgins
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I remember at uni I met a lad called Dudley

name had me in stitches
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>>215969631
law of averages tells us that you'll get a W soon
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>>215969578
who cares lol the whole point is to get people to speak to eachother
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>>215969631
tell us some of these moments
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*enters the thread*
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>>215969578
women have biological proof of it
men have autistical proof of it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbD7VCGPOmM

*does a little dance*
cmon lads get fucking on it it saturday lets go get on it yes lads cmon to the beat now
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ever wonder how sweaty and pooey fat people's arses must be
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Why are Brits like this?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760813388903414.mp4
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If I were to win the million off premium bonds this month, I would
>purchase a modest detached property in East Sussex, twenty minutes drive from the beach on a budget of £350,000
>pay a financial advisor to manage £500,000, so that I can live off dividends/interest and retire, albeit frugally
>£45,000 on a brand new Audi A5 Saloon
>£30,000 or so decorating my house exactly as I'd like it
>£25,000 on an affordable tour of the world, visit three countries on each continent bar Antarctica
>the rest, buy a load of dogs, buy for life clothes/kitchenware/household items
Would be nice wouldn't it
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>Extra 1.1bn barrels of oil found in North Sea

which foreign company will the British government sell this off to?
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>>215969612
I have a philips electric shaver it's nice however it doesn't give some ultra close shave I just use it because I don't shave regularly so I get it down to the shortest possible then shave so there's not a bunch of hair in my razor
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so birminghams so well integrated and lovely but if those tel aviv football fans turn up there will be mass violence.......
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>>215969648
Human nature makes us dwell on the losses more than the wins
I can only hope my future will be so bright that it outshines the dark
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>>215969626
you say that but there’s a good amount of decent lads here who have normal experiences
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>>215969631
screaming bet mine are worse though, for example the borderline sexual assaults I committed when I went through my PUA phase but was too autistic to realise how creepy I was
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Need a girl with a big fat ass and cellulite
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took a picture of my arse the other day and ngl I wasn't happy with the state of it
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>>215969685
Used to listen to that down the park back in the day with a 3l of Strongbow
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>>215969619
any europe ones without the meme countries like malta and san marino
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>>215969631
ktim
always getting intrusive flashbacks of traumatic memories me
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>>215969729
sorry already claimed by cronems
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>>215969687
Shagged a couple in uni but don't remember that. I had been drinking though.
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>>215969695
The arabs so they can sell it back to us at 10x the price
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>>215969741
dunno maybe the regular sporcle player here will tell you
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>>215969691
leftypol on a mad one
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>>215969700
One of those ones with the 3 rotating blade heads?
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>>215968263
>>215968287
spaff
that dress needs some thick ropes
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Reading a well clever book. No pictures in it and there's well over a thousand pages. Don't understand half the words
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>>215969691
reckon thats a joke mate
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>>215969791
the bible?
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>>215969791
What book?
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So lads we all excited for the inbetweeners reboot then?
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>>215969720
I just can't imagine someone who gets a gf in school would continue to spend their free time browsing the internet and finding this place instead of spending it with their gf.
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>>215969751
I’m spiritually cronem because I have BDE
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>>215969791
can't stand books with no pictures
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>>215969823
gfs are only for shagging mate
rather watch paint dry than spend "time" with the gf
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what are the best horror games
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love compression socks
good for standing and walking all day at work and they help keep blood clots and shit from killing you during day long gaming sessions
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>>215969823
having a gf can't compare to 4chan at all stop being ridiculous
4chan is way better
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>yhe binble
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>>215969842
I loved spending time with my ex. I was one of those boring cunts who cut off all their mates when I got a gf and stopped going out with them
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>>215969631
my life is basically a constant series of flashbacks to every failure i've ever had, no matter how minor. every slightly awkward memory or conversation is recorded in my head with perfect acuity
the really fucked up thing is they crowd out any good memories i might have. i genuinely have trouble remembering times when i was happy because my head is so full of meaningless pointless moments that nobody remembers except me
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>>215969695
need to stop hiding my oil barrels in the north sea ffs
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Challenge anyone to do better than me
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>>215969823
if anything a bloke is more bored when he has a gf
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>>215969782
ah nah I had one of those before and hated that shit just fucked my skin up and got clogged with hair so easily and was shit let me send what i bought, nvm can't fnd it but basically it's like the one they use on your hair, maybe a 3 rotating blade one would be good if it's a bit more expensive as the one I got was cheapest, also seems we have 3 spains in here now
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>>215969865
outlast
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bruh
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YOU'RE A CINEPHINLE I WATCH FAMILY GUY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT FROM A ROGUE WEBSITE
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>>215969907
already played it
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>>215969725
fuck sakes lad
there was one time at a party when I grabbed this girls arse in a really aggressive way cos I thought it would make my mates laugh and think I'm a pimp or whatever
looking back it was just stupid and I'm extraordinarily lucky I didn't become a social leper or get a police report and thrown out of uni

many memories like that where I go "what the FUCK were you thinking"
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>>215969894
post the fucking quiz then you dickhead
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>>215969890
KTIM KTIM
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>>215969921
well that's the best one sorry
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get it made
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do indians have pooer arses
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>>215969999
new
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>>215969894
There should only be 1 Yorkshire, the one with York in it. All the others have to change their names this nonsense has gone on for centuries now
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>>215969934
when i was 13 i fingered some spastic girl from the special school next door and my mates convinced me i might have got her pregnant and have a downy baby because there could have been jizz on my fingers
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>>215969865
alien isolation
darkwood
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>>215969983
it's gonna be another finnish girlfriend edition of the same tiktok finnish slag isn't it
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>>215969961
https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3146
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haven't been paying attention for the last few threads but I'll be around in the new if you get it made I will promise
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>>215970009
>alien isolation
good
>darkwood
lame
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if i made the new it would such a good new and a good thread that none of you would leave it so it wouldnt be fair on the other newmakers unfortunately
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>>215970007
'
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>>215969890
*does a gang sign spelling out ktim*
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>>215970041
bizarre post
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someone itt has the pooiest arsehole
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There's a sonic the hedgehog 3 movie wtf I thought there was only 1
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This thread is like a boys club, all us older blokes with gfs have had our balls chopped off and this is the only fun we get. That’s why we’re here
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>>215970061
not me. not long showered
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>>215970083
showering doesnt get all of it
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>>215970124
>>215970124
>>215970124
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getting scared and anxious that there's no new made yet



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