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>>215970279jej
>>215970279idgi, why did he do it?
>>215970279Context?
>>215970279kek
Post that hadith with a stone saluting muhamadd
>>215974944Bros brain was legit cooked
>>215974750muhhamad fucked 9 year old kid named aisha and was "ridden" by zutt which were some pajeet tribe
>>215974976Shits hilarious, these sentient rock stories always give me a chuckle
>>215974976What's going on with talking stones in the hadiths?
>>215974944>>215974976>Sahih al-Bukhari 3404Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, "(The Prophet) Moses was a shy person and used to cover his body completely because of his extensive shyness.<...>When he had finished the bath, he moved towards his clothes so as to take them, but the stone took his clothes and fled; Moses picked up his stick and ran after the stone saying, 'O stone! Give me my garment!' Till he reached a group of Bani Israel who saw him naked then, and found him the best of what Allah had created, and Allah cleared him of what they had accused him of. The stone stopped there and Moses took and put his garment on and started hitting the stone with his stick.
>>215975017Oh. Muhammad was pretty fucking based then, I kinda understand muzzies now.
>>215975164Was there some sort of hallucinogenic mold on bread back then or something and everyone was going around tripping balls constantly?
>>215975772>getting gangbanged by jeets in the desert is basedfinnbro...
>>215975164Those stupid stones
>>215973994Seriously though. Why? Were they mercenaries or something and he was just paying them with his bussy?
>>215976955Holy kek
>>215976955Inshallah mashallah and Alhamdullilah
>>215976955AHAMDULLIAHADOOOOO
>>215970279ZEKEKEKEKEK>>215975772SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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>>215970279Joke is on you Islamophobic chuds, be had both!
>>2159784284chan shitpost tier lmao
>>215976743He probably got his ass stretched out as a kid and so wanted it sometimes. I feel like this is something that happened a lot more than is mentioned.
