We gettin A-rab money edition
catbergs in the bloody bath
>Put on a working class accent when talking to Northerners so they don't think I'm a soft poof>Put on an RP accent when I'm talking to Southerners so they don't think I'm thickAny other double-dealing, insincere little worms here?
Are you actually in ethopia or is it one of those vee pee ens?>>215972442love this, keep us updated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkb5PO_92_o
that money belongs to private shareholders, dont you even thing about putting it into public investment strategies rorke
ran off on da plug twice
>>215972464jamal bravo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdD_QygwRuY
this is firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewihB324Gag
>>215972442you posted this earlier while also using the present tense, implying this is an event that has just occurred that you captured on your camera and are now uploading to /brit/, but this can't be the case can it? Why do you lie?
>>215972442is he an asylum seeker in a hotel?
>>215972456>Are you actually in ethopia or is it one of those vee pee ens?jeff is an actual american that moves between america and ethiopia>love this, keep us updatedhe got out
>>215972415DRILL BABY DRILL
licking a niggers shitbox
>>215972482timmy's life
>>215972493he might have got back in the bath
>>215972527
Might spend the prime of my life getting "trolled" online by lads obsessed with trannies and negros and their endless assortments webms that they've removed the audio from and put in a special folder before loading up the botnet, posting them and eagerly awaiting a crumb of attention in their dark smelly bedrooms on a saturday night.
>>215972509i wonder what brings him over there
Anime!
>>215972447I still speak with an RP accent around northerners
>>215972551
>>215972560who could have seen that coming
>>215972560howl
>>215972482fate worse than death this, peng gf or nothing
drinking my own carbonated pissdid it in my sodastream
Got an employee at the gym I workout at fired. He was training someone, and then started talking about how Hitler is actually very inspiring, and the Jews were "a lot worse than we think. The Holocaust numbers are kind of fudged up." Then the fat guy he was trading said, "Yeah....I found out I'm part German, so I guess I have to rep him a little bit."Called the owner and the owner thanked me for not going to Facebook first. Offered me a bunch of free shit. Checked back a week later and he got fired.
russian women are angelichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiT4BA_mcrwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YkZQbnlyWchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-82bJPRyKE
I'm proud to be Welsh
>>215972560just build a ladder upstairs instead if you're so skint you've got to build this minimalist shit
>>215972482How do women let themselves get into this state
>>215972442he's covered in soot
>>215972429thats even worse honestly
>>215972577Do you not feel like they're judging you or are you not a neurotic insecure man like me
sc
>>215972595forgot to say that everyone clapped
>>215972560stupid tundae
>>215972579
>>215972625I judge them for butchering the English language
charlie bit meOUCH CHARLIE
>>215972635that actor is definitely no virgin
>>215972579Ktim
is NASCAR more boring than Formula 1??
>>215972596well you can move there now and not have much competition, chop chop get to learning the language>>215972635wtf is this from
>>215972628
>>215972635great acting
>>215972415I work with a scouser who, for all intents and purposes, is a very lovely fellow. But he brings up his leftoid politics all the time.Why is it such a core part of their identity?Bloody oddball stuff.
35% of 30-year-old men are virgins I would wager
>>215972689proper cock destroyer lips
I’m sorry but how can you not have a gf when you have access to every girl in the country on about 50 apps and they’ve been around for 10 years
>>215972691Ireland and Ireland againScousers are Irish diaspora
mental how peng just anally destroying my muscles in the gym is
>>215972702I hate myself.
>>215972702cos i dont want to use dating apps because they seem humiliating and hellish
>>215972694Chat gpt says 1-2% depending on country
relaxing at the migrant hotel in canary wharf
>>215972689that's the thingshe wasn't acting
>>215972740theyre not for incel freaks like you anyway mate
>>215972635
>>215972702No confidence Wouldn’t even be confident enough to make a profile on one of these apps let alone actually talk to a woman on there
>>215972742It only says that so men don't revolt
Dating apps are lushWaking up to check your phone and seeing you've got new messages from fitties who you could potentially be having SEX with that night if you play your cards right
>>215972442is it dolphin in a bathtub
>>215972628Proud aryan brotherhood
>>215972753yeah exactly my point
Did the incel post the tranny porn
>>215972775post the real one
ice cold pint of soya milk with honey down the hatch
>>215972764Just looks grim really
sir trannard poster
>>215972682Hollyoaks
might go to 'esco for a bokkle of wine and a 'acket of crisps you lads want owt?
>>215972776well then unless something miraculous happens, you're destined to have a very lonely life.
screaming
>>215972815you can say the word tranny mate nobody minds
>>215972779I like the cut of your cope laddy
nth for the baddiedem
>>215972829two brown subhumans timmy crushing hard
nothing more grating than the kiera knightley accent. english people just sound hideous. even at their best. thats why god gave us welsh, irish and scottish actors
is sodomy still a sin if youre sodomizing a girl or is it only the bent stuff god cares about?
>>215972764
>>215972775he's so chuffed with his troon hate poster and foid folder
>>215972816what the actual fuck, the programme that came on after the simpsons that i'd always skip now makes shit like that? kinda funny honestly
the big light in the livingroom started making a buzzing noise when i turn it onbetter just leave it off forever now
>>215972852you know its obvious you're a seething brown incel
>>215972861cats look funny especially in closeup selfie pics
backpacker ben = bentpacker knob
>>215972840trannard is more politically correct really
>>215972884I know :3I love cats so much its unreal
>>215972889blackspacker bent
>>215972775reckon they looked at /brit/ for inspiration for this
>>215972800
fuck sake. leaned over to turn my lamp off at the switch and accidentally turned my pc off. twat I am
>>215972853She's a chud
>>215972880my post was correctneither hungarians nor spaniards are white
Dead incels of /brit/,Me and the lads have been talking, and we’ve decided it’s time for you to have sex. Yes we know, no confidence, no hope. We’re here to change that. You’re coming out with us anon, we’re going to the pub and then on to a nightclub. You’re going to need to assume a new identity for this night, your name is Scott and you work in finance.
take all my stuff in a briefcase when I go out hiking. wouldn't be seen dead with a backpack you see
I could very much so afford Sky and or Virgin Media TV and yet I still stick with freeview.Mental that, aye? I literally only watch TV when the Euros/World Cup/Olympics are on so it'd be a waste anyway desu.
>neither hungarians nor spaniards are white
Calm down.
>>215972889he's a chavvy failed deano but he's not that bad is he? I like kats fat arse
>>215972840thanks to the efforts of one womanthe one rich person who actually spent her time to help humanity
>>215972944he's so bent
>>215972921basedher cool, calm, rational demeanour engrages the hot-headed irish diaspora masses
>>215972925can easily get a shag but my willy is small and that's all I can think about so I don't enjoy the sex
>>215972827Nothing I can do mate
>>215972921she's just posh and peaked in the noughties so nothing matters to her and she doesnt need to keep up with any of it
>>215972923Ah yes, Amy Hunt from Grantham that famous Hungarian
>>215972850Corrrrrr
>>215972898why are you bothering to use politically correct language in /brit/
Best Jamal cud do>>>/wsg/6003050>>>/wsg/6003053
Timmy and The Taliban
>>215972974Margaret Thatcher was from Grantham
yikes, this thread does NOT pass the vibe check......
>>215972961how small?
>>215972959you shagged him?
>>215972876Used to watch holloyoaks after school, was fun slop back in the day
>>215972415what did captcha mean by this?
I walk towards the haunted house, and I'm on my own, and I'm not afraid
>>215972990just nice innit
>>215972829I can tell from the last frame that she has a lispthat's sexo btw
>>215972961we need to know how small lad
>>215973034>>215973108like 4.8" and thin
>>215972918p sc
>>215972974you're replying to an illiterate wog who is obsessed with white girls who won't ever shag him, don't give him attention
>>215972933
>>215973095wish that shit was unmade, unmade so hard that it sunk into the ocean
>>215973095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk
>>215973113
>>215973113she tek dat
>>215973113Timmy's brown crush LOL
132k left on mortgage29 year termHouse value has gone from a 30k increase a few months ago down to only 16k increase this monthIs it time to kill myself?
>>215973113sex looks like so much fun
>>215973113Doesnt look that enjoyable
>Timmy's brown crush LOL
Did something slightly illegal today in public and I'm genuinely concerned I'll end up on jammers or something
>>215973172omdz
>>215973167You have a mortgage shut the fuck up and stop whinging
>>215973155not exactly big is itshe has to literally twist it around inside her maw to even feel it
>>215973177spill the beans then
>>215973177um
>>215973167your property value went up by 30k in a month?
>>215973191thought the goal was to not have a mortgage?
>>215973196I can feel your jealously permeating through the screen
Genuinely mind boggling that people sink money into owning a home when you can simply pay rent to someone who will spend their own money to fix problems on their property.
>>215973113she looks like a possessed monkey
>>215973229
>>215973227mmhmm dey tek dat tundae dun kno
>>215973227>>215973241nobody wants nigresses except irish timmies
Me and dadberg
>>215973207No. A few months ago the value of my home increased by 30k from when I purchased it 8 months or so ago. This month however the value of my home dropped and is only worth 16k more than when I purchased it about 10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGeNoml0OHc
>Genuinely mind boggling that people sink money into owning a home when you can simply pay rent to someone who will spend their own money to fix problems on their property.
>>215972951her grave will be a gender neutral bathroom though
>>215973113too flat
>>215973168looks like it but with how vigorous she is it's a lot of twisting and bending of his willy and he was probably paranoid in that moment that his willard will slip out and bend which hurts a lotalso he is probably trying really hard to not spaff which is his whole job. if it were you or me i'd be done in 2 secondst. knower
Landlordberg coming over for his weekly inspection tomorrow.
>>215973241her face is so ugly, look at paddy licking her ugly black face omds
>>215973258one on the left has an udder
https://youtu.be/7WQDckhcF9k?si=giTmiUlGnBJuMy3Wgiving it a listen
send in those new cronem special edition
>>215973258cute>>215973292transdad
i keepgoing to the river to pray
>>215973292Oh sorry that's mumstein haha
>>215973279>looks like it but with how vigorous she is it's a lot of twisting and bending of his willy that's because it's barely hitting the sides. she's used to ghetto jamal ovaldems.
>>215973292mums gone woke
>>215973285>weeklybruh
>>215973261that's not a big deal then, unless you planned to sell your house shortly after you bought it. House prices involve considerable speculation anyway.
For me it's slow passionate lovemaking in the missionary postion, maybe being upright with her on the edge of the bed and i slip a toe in my mouth
>>215973013she has a statue there. she deserves them all over the country.
shaniqua crushing timmy's soft lil swc
>>215973222If you have a mortgage you aren’t a fuck up stop moaning you have it better than most on here
got the joe pass on ent I xhttps://youtu.be/3Ikx49pEisQ?si=SgYIniVzggtkL1Y1&t=104
only those who haven't had sex post about it
>>215973313she going buck wild on dat big white boy never felt one that good, tundae don’t kno
sex is a hoax.if it was real i would have done it
>>215973313that one webm has got you all worked up in your grotty bedroom hasn't it, you're replying to every post with gay little cope as to why neither brown nor white women don't want your tiny brown cock
>>215973352he's tiny, she's having to twist it around because it's so flaccid and small she can't feel it on her sheboon sides
>>215973352
>>215973346i don't have a mortgage i just own my home
it’s amazing how complicated fighting is yet so popular amongst stupid people
Reckon the ends justify the means
>>215973368I can feel his temperature rising he’s such a moron lol
>>215973345your swc stays completely dry nigga
I have a 7.5" willy with a 6" girth so it is a decent size. However I've been married for 10 years so my penis doesn't feel as big when it's inside of my missus vagina.This makes me feel insecure and I start to lose my erection.is this why people cheat on eachother?
>>215973270Matt Damon said that?
>>215973377She needs DaMarcus to feel her up gudShe won't be twisting around in frustration then
>>215973399Mmmm you a big white boy ur wife tek dat
>>215973272not if her grave is inside a female bathroom
>>215973346I can't believe being in debt to banks is regarded as a privilege nowadays
heatherpaedo talking about cock again is he? swears he's not gay, doesn't he?Yeah.... Quite grim.
>>215973445tap tap x
>>215973442Love how you’re missing the point on purpose
>>215973424>replying to yourselflil ranjeet is fuming looool
>>215973445She's on her period
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yABMZEJezj0
>>215973445Get the brown kids born, the white race extinct
>>215973442Your capacity to service debt is a sign of success. Would sound strange to a Bronze Age man but it makes sense
>>215973437anywhere she's buried will be a female bathroom
any lincolnshire man in? not me
>>215973445luh quicktap x
I feel nothingI heard something about SSRIs and sexual dysfunction
the best /brit/ gimmick of 2025?
he’s going to have a meltdown any second
>>215973472if you have a mortage then you don't own your home, you're renting it from banks
>>215973509newly purchased first home
the real replacement theory was AI all along not blacks like rorke said
>>215973487keisha looks like a black bloke in a wigwhy are black women so masculine?
surely it can’t be worth it getting a ban for posting porn
>>215973509Rirke I rorken
reminder its supposedly pure satire and he actually has no investment in interracial relations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c39djt3Vp0o
>>215973509burger sauce on the side please
>>215973167mines got 190k left over 21 yearsworth 300k at the minute
>>215973399stop humble bragging mate you have a massive perfect cock you're just chatting shitet. 7" x 5.5" willy
>tfw you can recognise the porn from the guys cock
>>215973509Neoliberal teeth
>>215973541Great song
>>215973424Mhmm
>>215973529high test
>>215973515Who said any different
>>215973527AI replacing paedophiles isn't something I anticipated.
>>215973515Yeah but you're gaining equity.Rent is just money into someone else's bank account
>>215973539buddy its porn, of course she doesnt actually have any emotional attachment to the fetishes.
>>215973564your great
>>215973509unbiased opinion that the witty lad who came up with danny had the best gimmick. basically danny is neo-cockney rhyming slang for dire because of danny dyer
why have you lot all got 7 inch willys I’m only 6.25 ffs
>>215973553I'm not bragging about anything I'm talking about how I lose my erection while shagging my wife it not good
man I want to be a black girl getting bleached even though I'm a white guy
>>215973594>.<You too!
>>215973498Neither do I. Had an excellent morning wank with just imagination. The whole gratification of sex is feeling like youre desirable. The feeling? Not all too different from jerking off, sometimes less enjoyable since you arent really in the moment.
>>215973595>let's make brown babies
>>215973599My willy came off in an industrial accident
>>215973617Mmmm x
Return to tradition.
Why don't we have sound webms
So a horse was fucking a nigger and the nigger turns around says 'damn I thought I was hung'to which the horse replies 'not yet you fucking coon'
Nephewberg is approaching 2 and isn't talking yet. But he seems to be physically healthy otherwise and plays with toys. What's the chances of the 'tism?
Sir Russell Crowe
my willy is horribly burned. you see, i'm the man who fucks the garlic butter into the chicken kievs at the chicken kiev factory.
>>215973639psc
currently having negative thoughts about the government
>>215973634
>>215973576>you're gaining equity.the opportunity cost of paying your mortage is investing into actually productive money sources, or simply saving your money. And then there's the matter of interest rates, the equity you gain at the end of your mortage isn't worth as much as what you paid for it with interest to the banks.
>>215973642Autism only exists in the minds of white people
>>215973639
>>215973653just not on it is, sorry mate but I am going to have to report you to the authorities for that
accidentality put my willy in the air fryer with the sausages
Absolutely love a quiet little pub on a weekday afternoon. Bet you lads do too
>>215973642Pretty strong lad. Put a model train, an anime girl, and a normal kids toy in front of him and see what he goes for dali lama style
>>215973642sounds like you've got a mong on your hands
>>215973634>>215973660based
>>215973671All fun and games until you see paint stains on your brothers underwear
>>215973662You still end up with more money than if you pay money to a landlord which is £0
>Rage Against the Latrine
>>215973639putting this on ramesh raghunathan's teleprompter so he has to read it
Mama your son in the red hat
>>215973671Just kill me if I ever get this old
whiteys love paying rent to a landlord, especially if said landlord is indian or pakistani
warming my feetsies on the radiator
>talking to a woman>she keeps bringing up her husband every 2 minutes>mentions her friend>brings up her husband too
>>215973489men aren't female mate
>>215973642he's disabled. get those benes stacked
Stay safe everyone
how long do you keep ur pubes lads
>>215973671
>>215973731ktim lmao... and I have enough for 50% deposit on a decent house. Just dont wanna buy in the UK, moment ive got a job in EU im out
fooking hate themthe batarians
>>215973762bet he's on the roblox
>>215973777haha me too, great minds think alike
>>215973787you have the same hairstyle as them though
>>215973708You don't pay interest to your landlord, you do to banks. You can more easily shop around for low rent than you can for low mortgage rates.
Sir Zack Polanski
Mad that white men are the most desirable for women
>>215973850finally. love between palestinians and jews
>>215973845And you still get nothing from paying a landlord. Any number is better than £0
Cozy frutiger aero vibes lads :3
>>215972442
>>215973762living the lifeworked in an airport and would cover for the delivery man when he went on holiday during the quiet monthsat toil i'd have a cup of tea and a pack of snack!at home, play gamesepstein list or not prince andrew is winning
new underwear, what do you think
>>215973851that's why white men should never date non-white women. it's dating down
>>215973895but white women hate white men
>>215973893impressive, very nice
>>215973895oh I agree lad, I’m putting babies into my white gfs tummy next year
>>215973850Sir Jolly Green Giant
>>215973875What you "get" from a mortgage is locked behind 25 years of repaying debt + interest to banks, you get "more" from mortgages but only by paying much more than your house is worth.
>>215973914White men are the most desirable for white women - fact
>>215973890omds
>>215973948but they still hate us
>>215973920why not now?
NEW>>215973959>>215973959>>215973959
>>215973893alri lauren
>>215973914that's what they want you to think>>215973920good lad. have plenty
>>215973968getting settled in a house first
>>215973880physically impossible to comprehend this
>>215973948not a fact though is it
sorry :(
the real new>>1>>1>>1
>>215973968white people always have to wait for the 'right time'
Just stole my grans perc30s
>>215974001replied to the wong guy mean to do it to this one>>215973965
>>215973995nigga thinks he's a bird
>>215974088>>215974088>>215974088>>215974088
>>215974083>>215974083>>215974083
>>215973634Still using my gurren lagann lock screen
>>215974088
TWO NEWS JEREMY, ARE YOU INSANE
>>215973642Thomas sowell has a book on late talkers they tend to be very smart. einstein was one.