Yeah, their heaven kind of disappointed me when I learned it was just
>sex, palace, booze, other cheap carnal shit
teen boy tier "spiritual" aspirations

>>215973780
>white women
weird way to write Zutts

>>215973824
Is there any religion whose heaven hasn't disappointed you?

>>215973780
It's kinda funny to me that white women or any other non-muslim technically don't go to hell, they just have sex with Muslim men for all eternity in heaven

>>215973916
I think heaven should be more abstract is all, or divine? Idk. It's supposed to be otherworldly.
Thomas Aquinas talked about how retarded muzzie heaven sounded and how it was just an obvious ploy to get horny desert ooga boogas to follow momo

>>215973927
I think the women in heaven arent from earth but were made specifically for heaven

technically they are translucent

Shouldn’t an afterlife focus on contentment instead of pleasure?

>>215973916
Jews have a much more abstract "you'll meet yhwh". Christians turned this into "you'll meet Jesus". Then Muslims went "you cannot drink and fuck twinks in this world, but wait till you die bro".

honestly any discussion about afterlife is so annoying
>OMGG I CANT BE MARRIED IN HEAVE? WTF I HATE JESUS
>MY HECKIN FLUFFER DOGGO BABY CHILD SON WONT BE IN HEAVEN? NOOOOOOO
>SOUNDS BORING
>YA BUT CAN I FUCK THE ANGELS???\

honestly just stick with Homeric afterlife where your soul is destroyed for being a baby bitch cause that seems more approiate

I don’t know about the virgins in heaven being white women, but I remember seeing a hadith where muhammad tries to persuade his followers to conquer the byzantines because byzantine women were very sexy or something

>>215973916
valhalla seems aight