be real how do you deal with these guys in your country?
Put out some milk for the little fellas. You just have to get along with them.
el duende
I avoid them as much as possible. If I see one I will pretend I don't see it and go somewhere else really fast. I think you don't want them to know you can see them
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>>215975929that's just a random peruvian/bolivian living in argentina desu
>>215975929honestly, if you get to know them, they tend to be pretty chill
>Mexicans are so short they have the gaslight themselves into believing there is a fantastical race of creatures shorter than themselvesGrim
>>215975929teach them the holy torah
>>215977515Was it really necessary to grip his upper thigh the entire time
>>215977560everyone does that in israel
just put a few cigarettes and a bottle of gin in your front yard as a friendship offering. If the tribute disappears the next time it's because it worked
I have a crucified figure of Warwick Davis outside my house to keep them at bay.
>>215975929He's man spreading, you won't find a better opportunity to kick him in his "cojones"
>>215975929.
el duende..
>>215975929I pay a big dick nigga to chase them away
>>215975929Zutts? Just stay inside the circle until morning.
>>215977414There's no monkeys in USA and Canada, my theory is that those sightings are literal monkeys and that's it, at least in south America/The Caribbean/Mexico.
in our country, duwendes will avoid you and leave you alone unless you destroyed their home(ant hills) and then they will really fuck you up, i'm talking you waking up in the middle of the forest at night type shit
>>215979161>duwendesKek, never change Filipinas
>>215979137They are anteaters standing up my dude
>>215979277Probably, we got those too. Fuck being a food producing country though, these niggas are at the verge of extinction just because of greedy soybean production
