girlies edish
welsh lives matter
East European lives don't matter
Taylor swift is vile
>>215976215Nippon trvke
>>215976228I agree.
I imagine most of Ruby's views are from Indians geting a heads up on what English girls like
Saw someone fall into the harbour today. Fuck me it makes one hell of a sound when that dickhead hit the waterLuckily he was okay, he waddled out all wet and ashamed
Hey! You got your poo in my pee!Hey! You got your pee in my poo!
>>215976249she's quite popular in china
>>215976251>wet and ashamedthats me
1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler
>>215976251England mate you’ve got something funny on your flag.
>>215976249how ugly are pajeetas for them to fawn over english lasses lmao
i want to be the feet slave of Sabrina
On the cognac
>>215976296Patriot
Ah yes, real "look up people I used to know on social media and see how unlike me they're progressing in their lives" hours, very nice
>>215976251My favourite fishing youtuber lives on your island. Makes me want to visit. Get real bad sea sickness so I'd have to fly in
>On the cognac
>>215976287It's a gay little French cross to go on the glorious St George's cross
>>215976310get out there and make a change in your life
>>215976325So this is canslad
can't even get steaming anymore because if I do it'll take 3 days for me to fully get over it
>>215976333imagine bashing his stupid scotch head in
Bundes
The shorts
>>215976325didn't know camcorders existed in henry viii times
>>215976325Dont think he drinks cognac
>>215976189two talentless banal demons sent to hynotise and control the bovine masses
>>215976338Im the only loser american left here except for emmayank. That poster is probably the NYC wog who makes 150k a year to do nothing and it was a subtle brag
POO
>>215976348In your 30s?
>>215976306Fucking love a sip of the ole 'ngac
>>215976389finally a good post
>>215976251Are you in Guernsey?
>>215976393alright matt le tissier
>>215976386>That poster is probably the NYC wog who makes 150k a year to do nothing and it was a subtle bragJeffo?
>>215976365
>>215976393Based Bergerac
Quite mad that is
>>215976365get them watched
Need to go back to 1986
were the pyramids built during the ice age?
>>215976482was a year old in 1986
>>215976482looks sort of like people in my family, bet she's from Lancashire
>>215976485Nah mate way before
Need an 80s Australian gf
Ancestry.com has revealed to me that I'm not even English. I'm some kind of Welsh-Irish-Cornish hybrid. It explains a lot but I'm kinda going through a bit of an identity crisis right now.
>>215976411Yes, we have legal edibles and french surnames. We're kinda like Quebec.>>215976414Alright lad
>>215976495kin ell you’re an olden
mad how the sphinx is 20,000 years old
>>215976497*ingratiates myself with you so i can shag your various family members *
>>215976523Those are all English
>>215976523I got 1% central asian on the latest update
>>215976528is it though?
>>215976550state
the chebs
>>215976528Woke nonsense
*Runs fingers between balls and thighs**Sniffs*Putrid
>>215976527
>>215976550Blood of genghis khan runs through you
>>215976550Alri Genghis
>>215976530go on son get in there>>215976550how does that happen, does that mean you're mongol
l need to cheat on the missus for the good of our relationship
>>215976568Ive literally never seen this bint in any media except 4chan webms and screenshots
>>215976570Now do it from the top of your arsehole to your tailbone
>>215976598I think I know what you mean but explain your reasoning lad
>>215976568
>>215976568white women are the pinnacle of beauty
>>215976613she's eye candy and she knows it
>I think I know what you mean but explain your reasoning lad
be honest how long since you changed your bed sheets?
just took a massive grog bog and feel amazing, albeit a lil queasy
>>215976650The lads as it were
>>215976568>>215976628Average american woman looked like this in 2005
feel like a little ant compared to the titans of history like caesar and napoleon
>>215976654Mummy does it for me
>>215976654Tuesday
>>215976654At least three months
>>215976654Once a week. Every monday
>>2159766543 hours. Managed to do it with my infected armpit limiting movement. Not pleasant
>>215976654Not sure
>>215976598Think women don’t respect you if they don’t have another woman to at least be jealous of
Just got the ancestry DNA test backTurns out I'm 1% mongoloid
>>215976654months, but I sleep on the couch
>>215976698fucks sake GET IT SORTED OUT
Genghis Khan killed 100 million people
>>215976668Alcohol gives me putrid diarrhea shits that are wet and stinky and hurt
>>215976739Seems a lot for just one fella
changed my sheets this week but only cos it was my gfs birthday and thought I’d treat her lol, she knows the score otherwise
>>215976739Must have had a sore arm
>>215976525I have a few ancestors from Guernsey and Jersey.
turns out i'm 90% pict
>>215976739I bet he didn't even think transwomen were womenProper wrong'un that one
>>215976747you should get that checked
>>215976739>The world population in 1200 was estimated to be between 360 million and 450 million people. Mad that he killed 1/3 of all people on earth despite only being in asia
>>215976634She doesn't quite look like this anymore sadly. It's still good but it's not this.
>>215976759Haha yeah really? Cool man*turns and talks to someone else*
>>215976768pictme
>>215976785>what is aging
>>215976768*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
Ancestry came back, 100% cronem specifically from the gherkin region in london
spaffed but there was no spaff to spafff so I just lay there making funny faces
>>215976828Your mum is a Cronem?
not gonna post my DNA results but Im irish/jewish/roman
Japan survived two nukes. It won't survive mass immigration.
>>215976840just me dad, his name is james cleverly
>>215976857heathermong
>>215976739they shouldn't have said the m word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhnUKCPXApI
big melty
#SaveTheBoers
British guys have the tightest horniest arses? Is this true?
>>215976866Mad that in the late 80s japan was going to be the worlds largest economy but the yanks were like nah dont don't that and the japs were just like okay sure
>>215976901No, check the Swedes
Europeans of old could be outnumbered 1000 to 1 and wouldn't lose a shred of identity or dignity. Modern Europeans would be pretty fucked even without the wogs because they are just a much lower quality of people, and they're atheists
Watching an old film
>>215976901not so, my arse is loose and frigid
who's done their driving licence, seems like I need to get it done to help me finding a job cause many ask for you to have one how long did it take you
>Modern Europeans would be pretty fucked even without the wogs because they are just a much lower quality of people, and they're atheists
>>215976897apartheid was good
>>215976912
>>215976947
>>215976935is that london?
>>215976947Lol
Over 25 is old if you haven’t done everything by then forget about it
>>215976951Cute.
take a chance maybe you'll get to see something you'll never forget for the rest of your life
>>215976963no, 35 is oldthat's when you realise it's too late
>>215976694psycho
>>215977016
>>215976739>1 million people died during the Great Irish Famine from starvation and disease between 1845 and 1852mad how english people get away with this
>>215977031blud watched american psycho (2000) and made it his personality
how often do shaggers change the bedsheets? do they get all shag juice on them?
>>215976910I want to ...check them ... very thoroughly.
>>215977049never happened
>>215977099
boiling some 'taters then i'll heat up some beans then I'll fry up some ground turkey then i'll put it all in the big pot and put some butter in and eat it
>>215976963This, this, so much THIS.Education, travel, your circle of friends etc. and so on all need to be wrapped up with a nice BOW by age 25.What you have at 25 is the foundation upon which you build your life.
WTF
>>215977128Shut the fuck up faggot
>>215976739>asians>people
I don't see how Palestine can hate from outside the chabadY'all can't even get in
Good evening Zutt sluts
i'm not good at games
poo, but also chunder and bogeys
>>215977168what are you good at?
>>215977168I switch a lot of them to easy these daysGot enough hard work with my job
>>215976991ktim at 32
who let the rorkes out? who? who? who? who?
>>215976947seashart mike on a madone
>>215977167good morning saar
>>215977068I can answer this! Depends on the girl. Some don’t make any mess and can reuse your sheets but some gush out liquid and fuck the bed up
Grumpily eating pasta like Tony Soprano
dookie, but also puke and boogers
>>215977167Been roaring with laughter at this meme all week. Has Muzzies proper seething as well.
>showered>nails and toenails clipped>face and pubes: shaved>retionol: applied>room (& house) hoovered and cleaned>dinner: eaten
>>215977226He never eats on the show obviously so when you notice gandolfini is just toying with it you can't under it
*holds melty detector to the thread*
>>215977261big date tomorrow is it
Yeah? Why?Not my problem, WaltuhMy guys are SOLIDYOU'RE DONE.
>>215976261
>>215977291No I just did it for me xxIf only I wasn't 2 stone overweight I'd be very happy with life right now.
Bill’s Fill & ShillFormerly Bart’s
>>215977315entire village
>>215977168I'm the king of games>t. Yami Yugioh
Put your dick away Waltuh
>on /gif/>see a thread on "BOYPUSSY">the gays idoloise the most hairless and girly "boys" availablecan't they see it's their biology trying to correct their sexuality yet they keep resisitng it same with lezzers who love masculine butch bulldogs
my guys are solid
>>215977342Spend a lot of time looking at gay porn do you?
6-7
theres a lad taking the same courses as me who lives near me and takes the same bus home and I'd like to be mates with him just dont know how to go about doing that
What are you wearing?I'm in bed just in my underwear because its too warm for a t shirt
>>215977358oh my DAYS wasteman it just popped upI didn't search it up on the catalogkmt
https://youtu.be/GwKDSavQT84?si=9cp-k9fpKQuSYIqj
>>215977365>335 south park episodes>latest one is considered 15th worst of all timemental that, aye? I had no idea what the fuck was going on the entire time.
>>215977358Cooked him like a roast dinner
>>215977342/gif/ is full of prison gays, actual gays go to /hm/
>>215977342well what would you have them do
>>215977370flannel and grey sweats
>>215977342But I love masculine women and I'm a bloke
>>215977392/cm/ for me
>>215977249
>>215977059Just dont microwave an octopus
>>215977249the hindoos are really cooking with this mememusdogs on the ropes now!!!
>>215977428wot?
Is it over?
>>215977416>>215977470seething pakis
>>215977479nah
>>215977481I wasn't being sarcastic I really think the hindoos cooked up a great meme and the musdogs are on the ropes at the moment wtf
hot fuzz is the best movie ever made by the british
ummy!
Live your myth in Croydon
they say m night shyamalan himself wrote the zutt plot twist
>>215977530Its extremely watchable and quotable
i don't understand the weird anime postings
>>215977479could be but sometimes a man experiences temple recession in his 20s/early 30s and then it just stops happened to dadberghappened to me but I'm such a puss I jumped on minox immediately.
>>215977502Reassuring
quit my job about 2 months ago and have just been sitting in my smelly bedroom getting blind drunk every night and not going outside or talking to anyone ever since, reckon this is a death spiral lads
contemplating ordering a small amount of mac donalds for supper
>>215977607Not unless you want it to be
>>215977607sounds kino
>>215977678the small amount
>>215977607this was me except I got a job 3 weeks agonow just get steaming in my room by myself on the weekendsreally need to sort it out but employment was the first step I guess, spent 3 months in between jobs
>>215977578He should make the adaptation for zutt
Need a slight lad who looks undersized. I'll pretend to be his weight trainer but I'm really stuffing him full of cock during workouts
>>215977699He's not wrong
>spent 3 whole months in between jobs
>He's not wrong
>>215977699
In my smelly incel dungeon... plotting... scheming..
surprised deviantart hasn't been impacted by the online safety act yetnot that i'm complaining
Tony Blair
>>215976228Better than Sabrina Carpenter. But both are septic cunts.
>>215977814He's literally a shabbos goy begging for shekels from Larry Ellison. Former Prime Ministers and heads of state now beg the jews to do their bidding for them.
Four strength four stam leather belt
sir pony blair
>>215977814No
ava dalush sex ass(arse)
>>215977747You couldnt eat that in 90mins for $3500?
Bon appétite
>>215977874Ok im in
>>215977899American cuisine at its finest.
>>215977878Could demolish it. But as others have pointed out it's the drinks that are probably the bigger problem.
>>215977814Academic agent says hes actually not the dark lord and an all round good guy now
tony blargh
>>215977797um
So they're kneeling at the football again then
why are you still awake ladshow many of you are on the cans
>>215977964me
>>215977947I like how they've done it for 5years but the reason changes each time. They dont say its for BLM now>>215977964On the cognac
>>215977964had 3 pints and on on a 4th can todaycurrently on Lidl's very own Mosaic IPA and its fantastic
>>215976189Imagine sabrina going down on taytay, or rather standing up
>>215977943why's that um
google, search larkin love creampie filled step-mom
Fat, bald alcoholic fighting my way through a corrupt Brazilian prison
>>215977996Shalom
>>215976322is it locker lad? his wife does onlyfans
>>215978012IT'S PAAAAAAAAAYNE
>>215978010Shan't
hey google play only fools and horses deleted scene jimmy savile cameo with david jason crying apologising farting bloopers HD please
Just ate about half my pot of slop. Now I'll walk to the shop for a diet soda.
Dear Americans of the thread. What happened to the Puritans? They were the mayflower the orginal colonists as it were. Did they all just get embarrassed after the salem witch trials ? 1699 loads of puritans. 1776 none. What happened
big willy always getting in the way
Dogshit zingers. We need more dogshit zingers
>>215978062Be careful
Evening team. Back from my night out, bumped into a few old faces along the way, successful night all in all.
i'm on a sex strike until women sort their shit out
>>215978111https://rumble.com/v703s5i-with-a-car.html
"Go white boy" they chanted in unison
>>215978069best to arsk in /cum/
>>215978136kek
>>215978146Grim, snorting Mexican chemicals from a moldy cupboard
de FOOD GEEK
mental how badly I arseraped me
Got the leather trousers on. Heading to Soho.
>>215978214well gays do go out late n that
>>215978245
yjk
sucked off so many black yutes in peckham and croydon
I ThinkGary Eats andFoodgeek ..Should do AVideo
>>215978268Greg...
>>215978252monke with the card crusher stance
I always get emotional when I've had a glass of vino
>>215978301are you about to tell us something gay cos it sounds like it
>>215978312
i sucked off 8 blokes in my lifeonly got shagged up the arse by women with strap onswould like a bloke to drill me but scared about pozzing
we would be such good piratesi think of /brit/ as a pirate ship
>>215978338aside from the homosexuality the fuck's his problem?
going to genocide this whole server
>>215978354Greggy boy really likes this image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm_CqGBKGy8Had this playing in my head all day for no particular reason
>>215978369what's this game
>>215978346who's getting bummed by all the lads then
>>215978373who is greggy boy
>>215978378diepio
>>215978379you, john-francey
Chat gpt doesnt know his puritans from his elbow
>>215978354howling at this imagefirst time watching this video was probably the first ever time I genuinely guffawedwas positively roaring, remember mumberg asking what that screeching noise wasstill hollering at it now
>>215978369win and killing them all my brother
>>215978397fascinating
Just realized i need to be asleep by 9pm in order to get 8 hours before I arise for toil Kafkaesque
>>215978431Im drunk at 2am talking to chat gpt about puritans what do you want from me
kafkaesque orwellian marxist hitlerites
>Civil War is American>Puritans are AmericanEnglish people really hate our own history, don't we
>>215978369it's fucking chaos in there wtf also I'm 'Bradley Walsh in the red team
>>215978455we actually had three civil wars xx
>>215978467But they werent so civil *winks at the audience and chuckles softly *
>>215978482*throws a big bloated stinky infested tomato square at your forehead*
>>215978496>spreads my arse cheeks so they can swallow it whole*
>>215978455Neither of those things were American. American Civil War was an international crisis, and Puritans were Englishmen larping as Dutch, who themselves were larping as Spaniards. NEXT
>>215978507Did it wink at the audience?
>>215978507*it had a fishing line attached to it so i reel it back in, bringing your intestines with it*
>American Civil War was an international crisisNo it wasn't.
>>215978507*dolphin dives in arms first after panting like a dog with my tongue out and running after the tomato*
>>215978496*claps laughing like a retard*
>>215976189brazil lad, sabby c is on SNL tonight!
Greg loves his gay porn, doesn’t he?
>>215978455it's our own fault for having next to zero of our own media set in our own hisotry or culture
>>215978535>largest war in history>altered the diplomacy of European nations>effected the global economy>new technology and tactics observed by the world's generalsAlright
>>215978575>>largest war in history>>altered the diplomacy of European nations>>effected the global economy>>new technology and tactics observed by the world's generalsweird definition of a crisisis the implication that european powers weren't already fighting wars elsewhere?
https://youtu.be/2aE695AfeOI
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