BBC won
>>215979152>following the words of the zuttedCouldn't be me
BNWO since 622 AD
>>215979152post the one where muhammad was eating kfc
>>215979244It's the best soyjak in years desu.
>>215979152Who even keeps making these?
>>215979152the somalians must feel cucked knowing the prophet muhammad sees ethiopians as rulers and not even knowing somalia exists
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>>215979308The thing with Muslims they have very high opinions of Ethiopians because a Christian king saved them from an arab pagan genocide of Islam they unironically still think of Ethiopians greatly til this day because of this Somalians didn't help so they forgot them
>>215979335Some late true hadiths are so absurd and mohammed genuinely just gave up and isn't trying to look like a divine prophet anymore kek
>>215979357What makes them authentic anyways? Weren't they compiled 200 years after Muhammad's death?
>>215979645Not a Muslim, but from what I've heard the Quran is pretty bare-bones, so Hadiths are required to actually flesh out the functioning of the religion.
>>215980191So what happened during the period of Mohammed's death to the complication of the hadith? What did people do for 200 years?
>>215980191I mentioned the zutt dith to a tunisian at work (big mistake thank fuck i didnt show him or else id be a dead man) and he told me the diths arent as importantas the book. And he also didnt understand why i found the eating chicken one so funny
>>215980220Fight over who becomes Muhammad 2, shia and soonie n that
>>215980232Adding to this, the guy drinks, shags, smokes. Does everything haram except eat pig and he still got really angry
>>215979276kinda cute ngl
>>215979328love this nigga
>>215980232A google search shows that muslims shitpost about "The prophet was seen eating chicken" pretty often. Because they're expected to memorize Hadiths, it's become a bit of a joke one to memorize. >>215980220Same think that happened in Christianity after the Evangelion and the council of Nicea. It started off as just a charismatic cult and then eventually got codified into something legalistic. Although Muslims having no accepted canon and just fighting over "authentic" and "inauthentic" really works to their detriment. A lot of the retarded and embarrassing shit they just write off as illegitimate.
>>215980271You have to remember that as an ethnic diaspora, these people are attached to their faith and their personal identity is hardened around it. They dismiss the Hadiths as not being important when it suits them, but I've noticed they pretty heavily focus on studying the hadiths and it's pretty heavily their bread and butter for the functioning of Islam as a faith.The Quranist only people are considered to be somewhat heretical.
>>215979328>>215980419seething jareers
God I love the dith threads>>215980502Not just somewhat heretical but very heretical, the islamic scholars all around the world denounce quranists heavily. I'm not an expert but I would say they are to normal islam like mormons are to normal christianityAnd why the fuck does english love to capitalize stuff so much... I have to replace capital letters on every tenth word because it looks goofy and reddity to me
>hallie sellesei but he was a christcuck doe?
>>215980502Very interesting Also>these people are attached to their faith and their personal identity is hardened around itThis is insane but so true
Anyone who has religion as their personality is insane, theyre cyclists
>>215980811>why the fuck does english love to capitalize stuff so muchYou'd hate German.
>>215980887There is an entire nation built only around Islam as identity, that's why they are the most fervent followers. I'm obviously talking about Pakistan
>>215980939In German every noun is capitalized so it doesn't feel weird, but English likes to capitalize a lot of stuff like religion names etc, but for me as a Russian speaker the weirdest part is that English capitalizes adjectives
>>215980966No thats just because you are using a German keyboard on your phone
