This is Arabias greatest contribution to mankind.
>>215979799Wholesome
>>215979799He needs his energy after getting zutted after all, as we all do
>>215979811It's perfect, the face the beyond chicken meme, the kfc, the fact that it's mundane, the fact that Muslims would probably get a kick out of it if it weren't their greatest sin
>>215979843We must follow in his footsteps
>>215979843Why do you keep spreading nonsense? Do you have a fetish or something?
>>215980325Holy mental gymnastics
>>215980325>it's not a real hadith!>it's a bad translation!>the zutts were djinns!which one is it then?
>>215980376Hadiths aren't officially in the Koran it's just some self-appointed Muslim scholar said X therefore it must be true, then they make up some headcannon around the topic to backwards rationalize why it's a good thing to murder someone for it.
>>215979799If you see how muzzies revere this mental asylum tier shit you will realize they are way worse than jeets
>>215980325>
>>215979799I kneel to the religion of Peace
Why did arabs write this down?
>>215981805The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰᵀᵉ dogs)The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity.
>>215981873Why are Nafris like this?
Muzzies be like, I saw the prophet ( p̶̛̭̟̬̠̘̘͈̩̍̑͊̚b̸̡̩̮̠̻̰̖̪͠ư̴̧̖̙̱͉͚̙͚͔̫͚̄̓́̃̈́͒̈̌͠͝ͅḩ̷̭̦̮̥̣̠̮̠͖̙̠̤̹̆̋̀̎͊͌̈́̃̚͘ )
>>215981971This but unironically
>>215981805sounds like the description of Incubus to me
>>215982028so muhammad got Zutted by jeet sex demons?
>>215981913I'm Reunionese, not Nafri
>>215981316Quranism is literal apostasy
>>215980325So it was an orgy? They ran a train on him and each other...
After the second and third cock the prophet (pbuh) said "These men are butt fucking me"
>>215979799I do love me some chicken.
>>215979799Arabia invented KFC? Truly crackers have been stealing the black man's scientific achievements and calling it their own since the dawn of time! I hate the huwh*te devils so much.
can a kind poster explain what zutted meansI was banned for a over a month
>>215983703>>215983723u got more? these are funny af
>>215983997
>>215980325>Arabs be like:>Nooooo it was declared Shwa'eef by Jab'aar Ya'haad Doot'oof 'eyalii, it was NEVER jaad'eedh by Whabbi Bugho'!!! This is total Jayeed' Hoot'hoot'!!
>>215984083LOL
>>215984083
>>215984083BUG'HO HOOT'HOOT!! AHAMDULLIAHADOOOOO!!!
>>215984083New /int/ classic
>>215984083OH NO NO NO
>>215984083LMAO
>>215984083They really do be like that
>>215984299I'm so sorry you have had to live next to these people for such a long time
>>215984344And out of the kindness of their hearts they decided to share the experience with you and all of Europe. Aren't Jews just wonderful?>Inb4 zuttMomo the homo made it all up and you need to find a new meme
>>215980325>hm yes kufar the "jinns" are just tall dark NAKED men that get dressed only in the morning acter the zuttening
>>215984900>muh jewsGo back to /pol/
>>215979799fact checked by real islamic patriotshttps://hadithanswers.com/rasulullah-sallallahu-alayhi-wa-sallam-ate-chicken/
>>215984980>Criticize Jews>Only response is go back to >>>/pol/Post schnoz shlomo.
>>215980325Very interestingCan we perhaps get the opinion of reddit or twitter next
Can somebody explain to me what going on here?
>>215984083lol
>>215984962and that's how Shantae was born
>>215984083JAYEED HOOT'HOOT
>>215984083kek>>215986533muhammad joins the dark side [tags: netorare, interracial, big dick, group sex]
>>215986533When there are terrorist attacks in Europe they always get sentenced as mentally ill so they can get out faster or don't have to put them into prison because prisons are completely filled and there are no more facilities to put them inI wish I was joking
>>215984083Why is this so accurate
>>215988585I wish i wasn't allergic to peanuts I'd love to snack on some zutty nutty treats ;{
>>215986533It's a reference to the Quranic story of Moses and a """wise man""" called Al-Khidr. At one point during their journey, Al-Khidr kills a random little boy for apparently no reason. Moses gets pissed at him for doing that, so Al-Khidr responds by saying>"Did I not tell you that you cannot have patience with me. (18:75)"Later when Moses decides that he has enough of Al-Khidr's bullshit, Al-Khidr explains that the reason why killed the little boy was because he knew through divine knowledge that the child would eventually grow up to become a kaffir.>"And as for the boy, his parents were believers, and we feared lest he should oppress them by rebellion and disbelief. So we intended that their Lord should change him for them for one better in righteousness and near to mercy. (18:80)"The lesson we learn from this story is:>you must never question the actions of "God" (prophets' schizophrenia)>killing someone for a crime he has never committed is okay>killing apostates is encouraged
>>215984051holy kek, zutt zlut moe was severily autistic
>>215981873>>215982279They weren't black they were jeetsYou just describes medieval jeets as the peak of masculinityYou are homosexual
>>215984083this is /int/ culture and im proud
>>215984083Kek
>>215984900I love how you guys aren’t even bothering with all that mental gymnastics to refute the hadith anymore you’re just like “he made it up” now lmao
>>215988745When you realize he was a turbo autist a lot of 'diths start making sense
>>215988874>btw don't marry my wives after I croak That's the funniest part
Yes we are gonna rape himOh, and then we will gape himMo is gonna take it in the assWe've got the right to use it.And you know we'll abuse it.This is our bitch, so get your own.Oh, we'll hunt Mo like a rabbit.Chase down his ass and grab it.I'll play that ass like Donkey Kong.Yes, we're gonna rape him.Oh, and then we will gape him.Mo is gonna take it in the ass.
>>215983703>>215983723>>215984051Please post more of these lmfao
>>215984083Yep, certified GEM
>>215989384Many kino ones are still un'jaked
>>215989619what did he mean by this?
>>215980325>Ummmmm sweetie he was actually ridden by ghostsLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>215986533>>215988742>already knows everything that’s going to happen, including who’s going to heaven and who’s going to hell, before creation>doesn’t just immediately send everyone to where he knows they’re destined to go because that wouldn’t be fair o algo. they have to actually do what they’re going to be rewarded or punished for>EXCEPT for this random kid who must be killed for becoming a kafir (something that ends up never happening)>iblis gets to tell him to his face that he’s going to make most of humanity kuffar. gets away with itAllah’s infinite wisdom is beyond your mortal comprehension
>>215981805Literally pic rel
>>215989619But what did Whabbi Bugho' say about this hadith?? Did the prophet (خنزير) really????
Prophet Muhammad (باجيتس تنفجر عليه) would be proud of you anons
Are the Zutt people still alive?
>>215990045majority of the Sikhs are jats/zutt
>>215990045arabs call each other zutt rapebabies on xitter when shitflinging
>>215990091Their weird obsession with Iberians and mestizos on here makes sense now.
>>215990115They've been doing that to deflect from the zutt meme
>>215990115>>215990128>>215990091Today, I will remind them
>>215988742So the moral of the story is you can kill with impunity if you accuse your deceased victims of something they did not commit
>>215988827Reading comprehension>>215989978It's actually be (باجيتس يضربوا عليه). The word you wrote just means "to explode/burst" while يضرب can mean "hit/ejaculate/bust". It's even used in a vulgar euphemism for masterbation "يضرب عشرة" (lit. Bust a ten). It'll have the implication that Zutts Busted Upon Him (ZBUH), and that also they roughed him up during the Zuttening. That is if you want to spread this outside of 4chan ;)
>>215990237>Zutteningi coined that term but i usually include a tm sign :D
>>215988494Rope is cheap and re-usable
>>215990237ZBUH, thank you brother
>>215990259Zutt Alors
>>215990300>Zutt Alorsi didn't coin that term!! :D
>>215990237>It'sIt'd*>that also theyThat they also*I should proofread my posts damn
>>215990237ZBUH
>>215990300>>215990316
>>215984083I can't leave this websight cause of funny fags like you, asshole
>>215980325dont spread disinformation about the beauty of the Hadithshttps://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/
>>215979799please include zvtt in OP next time so I can search easier
>>215991427>ireland
>>215991427saaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>215982309If you don't believe in Quran all the way, you believe in shit.
>>215984083>https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/Said as eloquently as the Holy Prophet Muhammad (PBUH (Pajeets Busting upon him)) would
>>215991115LOOL. Why are mudslimes so high IQ?Don´t they (all muslims) realize that their prophet was an homosexual and he was gangraped by pajeets??They pray for an homosexual that was gangraped?
Thee Prophet got him a 2-peice
>Is that...is that a fucking GECKO?!>AHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT DEATH BE UPON IT!!!
>>215994510I miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>215990045Jatts are the majority in Haryana and both Punjabs. I'm Jatt too lol
>>215980325C O P E
>>215988296I want to get zutted to death by Shantae
>>215980325So why word in a way where it sounds like he got his arabian star gaped, and not just that djinns challenged him?
>>215980325>paki true soldier of allah
>>215990237Very based, may the Prophet (ZBUH) bless you
>>215980325>they didn't mount him, a bunch of jeets just pressed against him really, really closely>actually it was jinnis, like that girl that has sex with a ghost in Scary Movie
Islam is more ridiculous than Scientology
>>215984083>Jayeed' Hoot'hoot'
>>215984083Lol
>>215983723Someone needs to jak the whole "allah's throne sits on a cosmic cock"https://thealbaani.site/2011/07/07/a-rooster-whose-neck-is-under-the-throne-of-allaah/
>islamism>christianism>judaism>hinduismplus all their branches/sects/whatever are for retards who deserve to be treated as such.I'd probably include buddhism but I'm not informed enough about it, so...
>>215999299>buddhismjust an opposing sect of vedism/hinduism
>>215999461Then it's probably the same trash.
>>215980325>Black "jinns" "mounted' muhammad because...because...they just wanted to listen to him quoting quran or something like thatYeah sure
>>215984083Extraordinarily gemmy
>>215984083lmfao
>>215981971PBUH (pajits burst upon him)
>>215981805lmao
>>215979799I hate them so much its unreal
>>215999888Your country is built around a similar set of superstitions.Want some crab cakes?
>>215999888>this land was promised to me 3 gorillion years ago by some dude's schizo demon. millions must die
>>215981805Because Muhammad aka the Queen of Zutt wanted it
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BECOME MAINSTREAM THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RECOVER
>>216001932Did the camel rape him too?
>>215991427I never understood what He(PBUH) meant by this. Was it>Cuckoldry is halal, as long as she did it with le BBCOr maybe>Yeah, you got cucked, man. But try to play it off as you or her had a black ancestor or something.Any muslim scholars mind chiming in on this 'dith?
ABDULL DONT LIKE ITZUTTTING THE PROPHET ZUTT THE PROPHET
>>215979799Why did he consider this worth noting down?
>>216002894Something about ‘had rarely eating meat is the reason.
>>215980325>JinnWait, as in a genie from a lamp?Do Muslims unironically believe in genies, efreets and similar creatures?
>>216002858
>>216001932The prophet (zbuh) looked like THAT?!?!
>>216002092The camel is there for a refreshing cup of piss between each rape session and the next
>>215980376>the zutts were djinns!that makes islam even funnierimagine Christianity having gnomes and elves as part of its canon or Tibetan monks warding off 9-tailed foxgirls or something like thatbaby tier cult stuck in medieval times
>>215984083sand Meep Boop Bix Nood Mufagga equivalent
>>216002006
>>216003477Nafris in europe need to see it
>>216002858lmao
>>215999888you are the reason they exist.
>>216003477ZUTT IT DOWN
>>215999055I don't get it
>>215984083gem
>>216003190>Tibetan monks warding off 9-tailed foxgirls or something like thatThat's japanese monks but it happens a lotI'm not familiar with Tibet but considering how close they are to India it must be even stupider>imagine Christianity having gnomes and elves as part of its canonWe should DESU
>>215986533This is a /mena/ classic. Please give credit or get raped
you guys are going to make a muzzle lose his shit and hurt someone. Stop
>>216005910>muzzie lose his shit Aren't they constantly hysterical anyway?
>>216005910>one day the pitbull will bite and it's only because provoked it, it totally didnt snap because of its programming
>>215981805What about the Zutt women then? Were they also sexually dominant and had massive tits and asses?
>>216006420>arabs being interested in adult women >arabs being interested in women in general lol, lmao even
>>215984083>Whabbi Bugho'(PBUH)
>>216006420I guess they will do when the prophet (zbuh) is not around
>>216006558Whabbi Bungo Hoot'Hoot (ZBUH)
>>215979799Lawrence?
>>216006468>the only external feature distinguishing male and female is a beardThis might just be the zestiest man alive
>>216006695He's actually very heterosexual by their standards (ZBUH)
>>216006695That’s why Russia sides with the Islamic world, they share a love of hardcore gay sex.
>>215979799There is nothing wrong with this
>>216003044>Do Muslims unironically believe in genies, efreets and similar creatures?Genie belief is not only popular with Muslims, it's mandatory. There's an entire book of the Quran where the Allah commands the Arabs to stop interacting with genies and that Muhammad went to the genie realm and converted them all and that the genies will all be judged at armageddon along with humans.
>>216006820its only for punishing sexy boys in the army o algo
>>215980325Mentally ZUTTED and a Mini
>>216006755I get that but at the same time this looks like a guy that’s so obsessed with bussy that he forgot that women have a hole that’s specifically designed for sex
>>215982347>3 (THREE) days worth of cumstains
>>216006862muslims watching picrel be like>erm that's not very accurate, irl djinns don't act like that
>>216006981Poor Aisha
>>215983703Ethiopians catching stray zullets>>215984083>that paintbrush beardFookin' KEEEEEK
>>216006998Well Ali Baba had them forty thievesand the Quran it had a thousand talesWell prophet you're in luck 'cause up your robesYou got a round of ZVTTS right up your tail!You got masala in your kabob hole nowSome heavy Pajeet curry in your mailYou're full of needful Bharat vindaloo and howSee all you gotta do is ride that ZVTTAnd I'll say:Mister Mohammed, sirWhat will your pleasure be?Let me take your anusZVTT it downYou ain't never had a Jeet like meLife is your curry standAnd I'm your maitre-d'C'mon whisper how deep you wantYou ain't never had a Jeet like meBasmallah, oh my!Basmallah, no no!Basmallah, mah behind!Alhamdulillah ass fatwa!
>>216006889>Mentally ZUTTED and a MiniLOOOOOOOL
>>216006889>and a Mini Kek
>>216006889>Zutt in the butt and an attitude
>>216008280>Zutt in the butt and an attitudeLOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>216008290>Mo's stank butt and a freaky zutt!
>>216002894they consider their prophet the ideal man who needs to be emulated. SO, him eating chicken clears shit up in case some busybody scholar tries to make you abstain from chicken. Keep in mind they already ban a bunch of animals from consumption, so another ban might be one extrapolation away,
>>216008454>>216008454Muhammad (zbuh) never saw anime. Can we ban Hunter x Hunter (the favourite anime of many an arab)
>>216008196I fucking love squirreljak
>>215984083>Whabbi Bugho'Vgh... Father of the Turks
>>216008615And then the Mohammed (خنزير) went to the home of Whabbi Bugho', and the prophet (خنزير) saw he had been taken in by a scroll from the east that dipicted human characters. So allah revealed to him a new wisdom and he told it to Whabbi Bugho'. It said "o brothers, the angels will always curse upon a home which shows an easterners depictions, for they are drawn with the ejaculation of a djinn.".
>>216003477This meme's already on msm? This cycle was fast
>>216009214Real
>>215984083bump
>>215984083kekekekekekek
>>215979799What's with the three lines of Arabic stacked on top of each other next to "the Prophet"?
>>216003190>imagine Christianity having gnomes and elves as part of its canon It's not part of the canon, but in Northern Europe is was common during the Medieval period to have stories of Christian Elves and such, as well as non-Christian ones. They were just another group of people.
>>216010097Somehow christian elves seem based
>>216010097Indeed. Example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfjaob7FsTgOld Nordic-Catholic song about a Christian Warrior being given a curse by an Elf-Lady when he rejected her advances.I find it very interesting this inculturation.Not a Catholic nor a Christian, though I like that the Church were so able in sheltering the old "pagan" customs within a Christian society.It makes the religion very diverse.
>>216010097>>216010214I think I actually linked the wrong chant. This is the one who was in my mind:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2KNneWFf04I don't understand the language, so maybe an actual Nord will help me out (though the chant I linked is also a Christian song with an Elf).
>>215989374>3 days of cumstains
What are Hadiths? So, they're like anecdotes about Muhammed personally? They're not religious texts but more on documented accounts?
>>215984083put me in the screencap
>>216010466Imagine chrischan and the farms but it’s in the middle of fucknowhere arabian desert
>>216002858ZUTT NUTT IN MY BUUUUTTABU'S GOT P-T-S-DP-T-S-D
>>215984083Wa'dood q'ashmallah, this is an offense to all of Islam! How dare you insult al-Bugho the fourth doush'i of the prophet! This is Haram! HARAM'BE HOOT'HOOT' AL FUQ!!! DELETE THIS FAHIDALDIMDOOD'ILIYAH!!!
>>215984083gemerald
>>216008101>genderbend mohammedbased
>>216003477One gook to zutt them all
>>216010552I wonder if Muhammad and the muslims had access to marihuana back then? This is the only explanation.
>>216010585Autism
>>216010585according to my knowledge it is very possible that they did but muhammed was a complete schizo autist anyway so you can't blame the devils cabbage on that
>>216010566I think the author was trying to play up the NTR angle by making him cuter, there was a hadith about him crossdressing so it's not completely out of the question.
>>216010097>during the Medieval periodexactly
>>216010466A huge list of testimonials about the Muhammed that goes like "so and so says that such and such heard that he was telling his friends that Muhammed said this..." They are pretty important texts to the religion and ancient scholars supposedly did a whole bunch of collecting them from sources and evaluating whether the chain of transmission is any good, but all of that happened centuries after the Quran. And of course every sect has it's own set of Hadith collections.
>>216010585jewish scripture is full of literal jokes, i think this is the same kind of thing
>>216011099Jews don't kill each other over shit in the Talmud, almost all of them don't read it and just assume rabbi will iron it out. Islam is supposed to be historical, jews treat their stuff like mythology and write in ridiculous shit like Simon Magus and Jesus having DBZ style beam combat. Hadiths are supposed to be backed by witnesses and are the basis of their culture and prayer.
>>215991115holy kek
>>215984083Destroyed that prick in half
>>216010013Translation of those lines of Arabic is "May blessings of Allah be upon him as well as peace.", but it is usually shortened into English as "Peace be upon him." It is considered polite and a sign of veneration for Muslims to append the phrase to any mention of Prophet Muhammad.
>>216010585Hashish was a notoriously popular drug in the middle east popularised by Persians who bought it from India who sourced ganja from the Himalayas.Although there's no historical evidence of it being used by people other than delinquents and criminals. Like the Hashashins
Weed does not make you get funked by men and walk around in semen stained clothes
>>215979799>Mohammed ate fried chicken, busted nuts on his clothes/sheets and made jannies clean it up, fucked a loli, was schizophrenic, got gang raped by blacks, was autistic How on earth is he not 4chan's prophet
>>215989384
>>215984083Lmao why is this so accurate
