your favorite martian edition previous >>215981467
>>215984125I fucking hated this annoying faggot
>>215984125The only Indians I like wear feathers
You know if Togi was born in Africa he would be the smartest man in the village
about to poo
And now it’s time for the comment question of the day, which comes from a user named **ding**And he said:
>>215984173>Canada is a shit hole
https://youtu.be/6IjOrWSfGPwKek do boomers really?
>>215984173DONG!
>>215984184That’s not a question bitch! Disqualified!
My nipples are so swollen and sore >_<
>>215984205My bad >Is Canada a shit hole? YES
>>215984223why? chaffed from jogging?
Drinking eggnog.
>*Israeli accent* Ze Torah tells us *cough* that your MOZZER is a how do you say? A yuge thot
>>215984142rwj is kind of goated though, biggest guy on youtube for years, fully embraces every single cringe idea he has wholeheartedly, retired at his peak and then came back randomly years later and manages to still be extremely successful
you really can't eat much better than a proper roast
just poo'd
>Drinking eggnog.
>>215984185Everyone involved in this video sounds insufferable desu the whore daughter, the hick parents, the soulless youtuberThey all should be obliterated
*chinese guy voice* actuary
Rate my breakfast dogs, my dawgs. Does this meet the expectations of the hotdog loving American?
*Canadian voice* ..... >Honestly who cares what he said
>>215984478that's very rude eh
>>215984471oh, heavenly-looking. you did good.
>>215984471You need malt liquor
nichijou general
*vaguely eastern european accent* I am eh how you say in english... eh going to have sex with your asshole against your will?
recieving a blowjob from ya girl is about as good as I expected but it takes too long to cum and she can get tired
>>215984471yeah i'd eat those
מה היית עושה אם ילדה פלסטינית הייתה יושבת לך על הברכיים עכשיו?
what a bunch of absolute turds mostly
I kind of feel sorry for the boomer cucks where blowjobs are looked down upon. Something like 40% of boomers have experienced the blowjob but 90% of gen Zers
I'm gonna make the switch to linux
I received one blowjob in my life and it was from an extremely unattractive fat girl. But I did get one, so that’s nice.
bed time.
>>215984768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r8SMMm_IkQLast time you talked to a womanPlease anon, women are people just like you. For your own sake, go talk to them
>>215984142doing your mom
hello,>>215984972>>215985019he is freaking out againthanks
>>215984768I've probably given hundreds of blowjobs but only to one person so its okay
>>215985085announcing report/sage. impersonating 4channel staffjust give me mod on server>>215985064>>215985089
uhh-maaaaz-in
>>215985125crazy cat lady central
>>215984125the sovl of the original YFM..
alarm set for 4 hours and 45 mins from nowgoodnight my fellow cummers
>>215985257Good night!
gonna watch the cyrax jax fight
I require a prostatic massage
>>215985381hi!!!!!!!
:c
>>215985431>>215985578Hi. I remembered I’m not gay so you can’t fuck my ass. But I’ll still suck your dick because I’m retarded.
You're still letting him get to you.
>im retarded thats hot. did you read my thoughts for that one though? or has it just been doing the 2006 Facebook thing on me this whole time? still hot if so... I guess that is reason 2 why I fell in love with you
>>215985753going to tell no one this was Robert E. Lee
>>215985720>>215985720Hi. I need to get you heroin (and then you can suck my dick)
>>215985786I used to flirt with a cute British twink on /gaygen/ so I’m just gonna pretend you’re him and crank my mf hog.
>>215985848thats OK, you can do that too :3
you'll wear out. speed's a crummy thing, because it crashes, and you'll fall.
>>215984763Linux is awesome, if only the software I need ran on it.
How many names photos have you taken of yourself in your life?
gonna goon for a bit
>>215986374>names*NAKEDFUCK I’m such a worthless phoneposter getting RAPED by autocorrect.
>>215986405relax, you're fine
>>215986663Thanks you’re a sweetie
it's way past my bed time
thread is too slow, start and argument or something
>>215986935YOU EAT PEE PEE POO POO!!!
Any of you guys watch Red Letter Media? That’s my favourite Youtube channel. Maybe a bit of a guilty pleasure.
>>215987009I'm gooning with ur mother
>>215986935i can't. it's not in me. i kept trying to think of ways i could, even the predictable ways, but i can't. i have limp aggression. mine doesn't activate, given the chance.
>>215987076You’re not. She’s asleep in the other room. I JUST CHECKED. YOU BITCH. WOOOOOO!!! BITCH! YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH ME! NOBODY CAN EVER FUCK WITH ME! I AM GOD
>>215987101you are literally nothing you are a golem before god an unshaped mass of clay that merely passes for a man next to a superior specimen
>>215987160Nah dude I’m pretty sick. Check this out:*flexes abs as hard as possible**accidentally poops a little bit*
>>215987310eat da poopoo
>>215984763
>>215987471Ain’t gonna
I thought I was having an emergency mental health crisis. But then I jerked off and cracked a fresh beer. Now I’m still chinese but I’m also gay and retarded and I’m gonna kill myself but at least I don’t exist so I can have some popcorn and watch youtibe bideos with my dog’s urn.
got an email from the retail place that they got my application and I may get a callmaybe it's not back to mcjob quite yet
>>215987659Good luck anon!
>>215987733thanks lad
I’m drunk so I’m posting my favourite song OF ALL TIME. Don’t make fun of me or I’ll cry https://youtube.com/watch?v=aF_cmdxCCg4
If you think I’m about to let /cum/ die, then you got another thing comin’https://youtube.com/watch?v=LNyIhirtXUI
Turned on my Tinder in Boston. Jesus Christ. This place has to be incel hell, every single one of these girls is fit, rich, and beautiful. I’m literally just left swiping through dozens of profiles and every single girl is model tier attractive. I’ve seen at least 5 profiles that said “swipe left if you don’t own a boat” and one that said “skip the small talk and send me your LinkedIn”. I genuinely have no idea how it’s even possible to find a girlfriend here if you live here and you’re not over 6’ and come from a family worth at least 8 figures. When I was walking around earlier today every single young woman was incredibly well put together and visibly wealthy based on her clothes. This is insane.
>>215989884try interacting with people irl instead of relying on an app like a subhuman
Reeee I was supposed to be acting in a play but it was rescheduled for construction and today conflicts with a paying gig rehearsal that's like 6 hours
>>215989929I’m only using the app to get a quick assessment of the local livestock. But as ai already said, this rich demographic is still just as viable walking around as it is on an app. Even if I were to try to meet women IRL here, what am I supposed to do? Join a polo club? Take out a loan to finance a boat? I’m not a student so university activities are off limits.
>>215990019That’s really cool that’s you’re acting in a play! Do you have lines?
>>215990149Yeah. A few dozen. First time speaking lines onstage
>>215990177That’s awesome. I hope all that construction shit gets out of the way and you get to give your performance.
>>215990106brotha just talk to women
>>215990215I've had a couple performances already thankfully. I'm not in construction - the play's multi night run was rescheduled because the 100+yo theater needed repairs. This afternoon's performance is what conflicts with another gig
>>215990296Oh okay I gotcha. Well good luck anyway, I was onstage in a non-speaking role in a high school play and I nearly shit my pants. So I admire what you do!
I want a train system that isn't shit to run through my city.
not a fan of this new captcha t b h
>>215990342Yeah I was nervous at first but after a bunch of rehearsals with a friendly cast I felt better. I'm kinda used to being on stage as a musician already. That might help
>>215990433>musicianThat’s also cool. What instrument do you play?
>>215990466Piano/keyboard
downloaded 73.79gb of buffy the vampire slayer award
>>215990516Nice that’s cool. Can you play any classic rock songs? That’s the shit that would get my dick hard.
I’ve jerked off so much that the skin on my dick is raw and red. It hurts when I shower and the water hits it.
>>215990836Maybe you should stop
I'm unironically transphobic and not ashamed to admit it They make me uncomfortable
I'm only ironically transphobic
>>215990714Yeah I can play a lot of genres
I got fucking deported to El SalvadorI have never even been to El Salvador
>>215991036I WILL get drunk and request Billy Joel.
lol guys really are scared of talking to "rich" (debtmaxxed) women smdh bro just talk to her, get used to rejection
>>215991112you stole this joke from me yesterday, proxyfag
>>215991234I am literally physically in san salvador in el salvador
>>215991304
>downloading manga>site caps you to 3 active downloads at a time>download speed caps at 550kb/s
>>215991119Done that at bars lol
>the power is out because....it's a little windyThis is a third world country.
Niggers be like I got summin pacific to axe you, did you hear the amberlamps when you was at the liebary?
>>215991643so trve
>>215991591Kek.
hello. time for church
>the power is out.........in the entire state of Ohio.........what?
>>215991439God bless you for indulging requests. I will also request Elton John.
yeah i fapped to trannies before
pointless existence
>>215991771It was me. I did it.
>>215992211If this leads to societal collapse and a post-apocalyptic Fallout 3 style post-law scenario I'm going to kill you.
>>215992109Me too. But I fucking hate myself. I am a loathsome creature. Why would I jerk off to a tranny? I’m not even attracted to them. I LOVE women - actual women. They are so beautiful. It’s this wretched porn addiction that pulls me in like a black hole, FUCK.
>>215992265there are some really hot trannies. there's to be ashamed about if they look like women
>>215991771skill issuet. posted from my pc in ohio
Cyberpunk is kind of overplayed, we already live in it, East Asia isn't impressive because we have LED lights too, only thing East Asia impresses me with is having a big city that isn't dangerous We need a new genre of future prediction, preferably a hopeful one
I support trans rights and all that but the second I scroll past a dickgirl on my porn searches I rapidly move away.
>>215992252I just sped up the collapse so that you could go on an adventure. I did you a favour, pal.
>>215992314You may be right. But I can’t escape the shame. I have so much shame. Sexual shame. Fuck goddammit.
>>215992333>we already live in itt. idiot
where's my bulgarian friend? the thread sucks whenever he isn't here
¡Ay caramba!¡El presidente deported me to el salvador!
>>215992352We do, we just don't have neon lights, we still have big cities with colorful lights
>>215992424Sorry that you got deported dawg. Or maybe congratulations. I don’t know. Whatever.
>>215992497It's terrible. You can't expect me to live with people just like me
>>215992483do we have wetware? console cowboys? simstims?
>>215992555I have zero expectations
>>215992571Ok let me rephrase, we live in cyberpunk except the cool parts
Should I get Assassin's Creed 3 it's on sale but the sale ends in 3 hours
Power is still out holy fuck I can't even open the fridge I hate this I'm going to sleep.
Drank too many beers. Now I’m extra retarded and I’m going to be brain-hurty on the morrow.
>jason going madkek
>OhioEdison: "Power gonna be out until noon, dawg"
>>215992959i miss beer so much. i drink non-alcoholic beer but it's a lousy substitute since there is no buzz
>>215993169I respect it. I’m drunk right now and I wish I didn’t drink. The buzz is fun but I’m at the point in life where I wish I didn’t feel the urge to numb myself like this. It’s self-medication,
THE POWER IS BACK ON!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO(I wanted to stay up and fix my sleep schedule today and I need electronic stimulation to do that)
jason be like
>>215993388Based. Fuck that gay ass tranny
>>215993553you are no better, vpniggerhold this filter
The way I feel currently can’t really be described in words. I don’t know my mother. I don’t know my father. I don’t know myself. I have a headache and I eat slop. I’m not a person. I don’t exist. Please bury me in the ground.
Jason is sexually attracted to Nick Fuentes because Nick looks young and Jason is a well known pederast
I STOOD ON THE 66 HIGHWAY
I'm gonna start rapping under the stage name Idi Yameen
I hadn’t drank in a month. Tonight I drank 10 beers. It brought be joy for an hour, maybe two. When I wake up I will feel like dogshit. Not worth it! Fuck alcohol!
>>215994399>10 beers>1 hourI don't understand how alchies do it. I'm like 1 or 2 beers in and feeling fine. Any more than that and I'm just going to start having a worse time. Over the course of a whole night, maybe 6 total if I'm out boozing with the bros
>>215994657It took me more than an hour to drink those beers. It was like 3 hours. I’m saying I only felt joy for about an hour. But otherwise you’re exactly right. 6 beers is like a minimum for me. I’m fucked in the head. Your way is the right way to do it. But I can’t handle it. I need to kill my consciousness.
We fixin' to do a real important poll right over yonder >>215994502, so ya'll take yer sweet time and answer up now, ya hear? Much obliged!
>>215995275no
If you don't like licorice you are not white
weed got me crosseyed
>>215995275out
>>215995338Yeah we smokin dieselYeah we smokin kushI just smoked this shit I think they call it George Bush
The big star is falling!
George Bush was the best president ever
>>215995283>>215995376Svara på frågan, Bob Amerikansson.
Obama drone strikes were kinoGeorge Bush was mid
shut up ikea man
Is your name George? cause girl that's a W Bush
Does anyone remember that meme of the angry Korean guy saying "George Walker Bush is criminal!" Or something like that
Haven't left my house in 3 days
I literally cry every time I look at myself in the mirror
>>215995537Really thick bushes are pretty offputting for me. Makes doing things more of a challenge. I don't want to munch on thick spindly hair, getting it all tangeled up on my balls etc
When we was in the shower your butt cheeks was warm
back from church
Many such cases
im tired doing nothing
so why am I a virgin
>>215996680You need to be social, charismatic and have status
>>215996883Also this website is complete bullshit I'm hideous
>>215984689I'm a native Hebrew speaker from Israel and I can tell you that it's really blatantly obvious you're using Google translate, you aren't fooling anyone other than נוכריים ffs, but if you're one of the cool נוכריים then I'm fine with ya mate, just drop your burgercuckoldry and become Brit, Aussie, Kiwi or Maple and then I'll be fine with ya, alr?
https://files.catbox.moe/7zmec0.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/df27w8.mp4
Pickpockets aren't a problem in the USA
THE JEWS ARE LURKING THE THREAD
>>215997057There is a Brazilian lurking in the thread, all Brazilians are jewish and therefore evil
wdup doe
>>215997158Adolf Hitler
>>215997180you're not wrong
Any anti social incels here?
Cute new cashier started working at my store.
>>215997199Literally life has no meaning if you don't have a group of friends and a hot white girl
never read divine comedy desu.
>>215997459Does she has to be super hot? Some mid girls are cute and will love you and be faithful.
>>215997518>Does she hasIt's literally over...
>>215997518>Does she have to be super hot?Of course
>>215997575You're a big guy???????????????????
>>215997538I mean all those things are nice but that doesn't necessarily mean you have won, life is not a destination or whatever. >>215997575Sometimes you fall in love with no the hottest girl bro, it's not bad. A charming 6 that makes you happy/loves you and let's say has a great ass is nice.
>>215997057סתום ת׳ פה יבולבול יזין יאוכל ביציים בתחת ינואף בהמבורגרים שאפילו הם לא אוהבים אותך ימקבל בתחת יא ילד פורטנייט אנימה סנטר סיאס אינסטה וכל הבולשיט יא פולספרג לול אקסדי אני אשתין לך על הקבר ינושך כריות And last but not least, I hope you perish in hell for being /pol/spergtarded assholic nigger fag troon jeet burgercuck non-kike bitchass fucker, seriously fuck off already nobody gives a shit about ya, you ain't brit, you're neither aussie or kiwi, nor you're maple, I hope you get cancer bitchass niggER mf type of fuck
>>215997731I INHERENTLY disagree thank you
>>215997884You disagree with what?
>>215997898With all of the contents of your post thank you
>>215997910That's fine.
>>215997910use your trip, you gay brazilian schizo
>>215997898You were talking with a Brazilian
Yfm was amazing before the shitty reboot tbf, old RWJ's goated af if I'll be real with y'all frfr
I told you
You're gonna be ok
>>215997979Yeah I know, he says thank you
Your spirit is amazing
>>215998042fr?
>>215998160Yes
>>215998042blatantly false
nuggies and milk for lunch
>>215998193It's not. You in particular are gonna be doing great. I mean like fantastic
>>215998232no my life is a curse.
>>215997989>RWJRay William Johnson?
>>215998246Seasons change, senator
Your Favorite Martian marked the end of old Internet for me, and Vine pissed in the grave
GIVE ME A P!
The U.S.A. has no poets, no painters, no architects or composers of world stature. Whatever culture it has is borrowed from Europe. The land lacks its own language, culture, and civilization. It has borrowed everything, generally debasing it by Americanizing it, never improving it. Americanization is a kind of kitschification that gives every cultural value an American stamp, turning a mature language into slang, the waltz into jazz, a work of literature into a crime story.
Test
>>215998284seasons never change
>>215998056How did you meet your hot white girl????????
>>215998339That's so fucking wrong and stupid I don't even know where to startEurope doesn't even have any unique culture they all gave up whatever culture they had to copy Americans. Western Europe at leasthhvt0
>>215998360Mersham I have terrible newes...test results came through, turns out it's AIDS from gaysex.
>>215998423You asked me this yesterday, I don't have a girlfriend bro.
>>215998480can you stop replying to him?
>>215998495Context? >>215998506I don't mind him
>>215998495whats this from
>>215998431Amerigolem babble
turn on truth social right now
>>215998555>>215998565pro war demonstration probably before d-day ww2
>>215998247Yeah
>>215998568Brown cope
had the "Japanese gf" dream last night
>>215998572I'm not giving life advice, I'm just chatting, and I'm not an incel or whatever...
my phones pictures have a weird filter on it i have everything disabled but everything still looks overly bright and colorful, when i take a selfie it makes my lips red
>>215998555rule 101: do not reply to schizo spammers
>>215998667Interesting..>>215998672Is he still active, forgot about this guy...
The tamale was breakfast this was a late night snacking for five dollars, it was huge, enough for 2 people.
i’m very ugly and it makes life impossible to enjoy
>>215998742Are tamales good? I never understood what is it, it's cornflour and meat?
Damn I was fucking hammered yesterday, I woke up still drunk
Is it bad if I started watching YFM really late but not too late (aka before the shitty reboot)
>>215998769Yeah he's making yt shorts and TikTok shit
>>215998818havent eaten tamales in a year desu
>>215998700
>>215998700Sounds like a nightmare
>>215998793You must have missed it when I was talking about one of the bartenders here I know is an architect, another one is an entomologist, but they both make more money more than these bars than they do working in Mexico I know. It's messed up here, but she has a good spot in front of the church.Inside the burrito
In bed at 1:30pmNeed to sleep at least until 2am.
>>215998835Yeah but they are steamed and not baked
>>215998935you are sleeping your life away
>>215998921That looks so good.
Dubs decides what I tag for/cum/
>>215998962Sleep is a valid passtime
>>215999024
>>215998979Next time I'll get a pic of the inside
>>215999024Jason is gay and sucks dick
>>215998979Oh I thought you were talking about the tamale I'll take a pic next time of the tamale inside anyways
>>215999096Not dubs but maybe I'll do that anyways
Crazy how females exist to be objectified, grabbed, and held Like that's their species-being
Looksmax is down so I'm back to talking to you fat recessed uggos
>>215999198>species-being*Raison d'etre
>>215999230>Raison d'etre*Piece de resistance
>>215999024/cum/ o algo
>>215999270>Piece de resistance*Nom de guerre
>>215999118No, that burrito looks so delicious. We have only one Mexican restaurant here and it's a corporate gimmick, It's Big hats and mariachi and cacti all over thee place, and of course three's no Mexican to be seen in sight, I don't think I've ever seen one here. The food is just meat and veggies assembled in a taco and I bet it tastes nothing like the real stuff. It's called Sombrero obviously.
>>215999259I could probably draw that I'm a pretty good artist. >>215999281I think I'll go with that, unless there's something better in the next few minutes
>>215999332They have those places are here on the malecon, I avoid those and go off into the neighborhoods
When I was a kid my instinct to get off was to pull on my penis instead of rub it and i think that made my penis bigger today
This is how a mathematician sees the world
>>215999417Yeah of course. The meat is just salted with insane amounts of cumin - it's almost inedible. Meat is overcooked and very chewy.
>>215999505based
>>215999630stop smoking
>>215999497Cumin is the sovl of Mexican flavor, it is also my favorite seasoning along with oregano. Maybe they're just overusing but if you don't want a strong cumin flavor in the meat may not like a lot of the popular Mexican foods.That said there is more to it than that, like guacamole and lime juice o algoThe most authentic trade Mexican dish varies by region but is probably refried black beans and rice, maybe with a corn tortilla on the side. Trillions of Mexicans and their Aztec ancestors grew up strong rather than starving because that meal is so cheap and easy to grow. It is sort of like rice and curry only not spicy and without meat generally. It is also what you get on the other half of your plate when you order an entree at a more authentic Mexican place
>>215999642avatar/signaturethis user is also ban-evading (from this morning, instantly started ban evading again right after too)thankshave a nice evening
Keep Islam out of your smelly mouths
>>215999630your ancestors got turked hard
I can't stop drinking milk with protein powder mixed in
>>215999630You look mean and untrustworthy
>>215999711Yesh I know they use cumin, I love cumin, but that's all they put and they really over use it, a little cumin goes a long way. They don't even use oreganoo from what I remember.
>cumin OK that says its safe but remember, the State of Minnesota says there might be lead in the food and spices from foreign: corianderturmeric chilli powder curry powderdried insects (dios mio senior) seven spices whatever that is cloveswhole chli
why are angloids such sissy little tattletale nancy boys
people can be exposed to lead through certain jobs or hobbies where lead is used, such as construction or lead smelting; radiator or auto repair based hobbies for real men
>>215999808I'm gonna cumin they ass
>>215999803I didn't know if Mexicans use oregano I just meant I like it as well as cuminThey use paprika I think, and chilis obviously
>>215999816>Bix nood no snitch nigga we finna hit a lick
>>215999891+1 to this threads postscount. decide for yourself if it is no contribution or notall fields
>>215999720I sexually identify as a Zutt however
>>215999955I can't stop drinking protein powder mixed in milk
>>215999891They use it, I've watched Mexican recipes and they use Mexican oregano which is different than Italian and Greek.
>>216000055>>216000055
>>215999986this is so me
>>216000019are u trying to make me drink formadehyde
>>216000022NiceI didn't knewed that, I just like using both of them (the Italian oregano) together even though people say I shouldn't because they're for different cuisines.I put basil in too sometimes, and garlic powder of course. Usually I put it in chicken since other meat is expensive now
>>216000127>I didn't knewed thatthis is beyond ESLis ETL a thing?
>>215999808lead taste so good when you ain't got a bitch in ya ear tellin u it's nasty
>>216000197Florida: no fluorination, no lead pipes. healthy people 100 years Florida now: Donald Trump said I need to not get my children vaccined o algo, and not take tyrenol. matter fact I dont know what to say now that he got the va-ACK he is killing people
seems I got the COVID and an e-infection of the "shit that nobody cares about" or at least some self-reflection everytime. bbbbut guess what c-c-c-c----fentanyl is back in town!
>>216000179This is a classic ESL Apu thing>Thanks fren, I didn't knewed that
mods,>>216000316>>216000282>>216000237>>216000175>>216000163thanks
Do you guys like bioshock?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
>>216000476i got all the games for free on epic games store and never played them
>>216000476I prefer the OG shock, system shock
https://voca.ro/1bB5cFFDKE3u
