>be american in nordland>visit sweden>visit swedish spa>male masseuse>"hello, anon, let us show you our people's most cherished tradition. it is called...">"dyksöken">he gets naked and sucks my PP>nut like there's a fucking cashew surplus >feel kinda gay but w/e when in rome>visit denmark>visit danish spa>male masseuse>"hello, anon, let us show you our people's most cherished tradition. it is called...">"æsfücken">he penetrates me anally>hits the G spot like he's in the club with 50 cent>visit finland>visit finnish spa>female masseuse>"are there any men around">"anon, you've fucked all the male masseuses in scandinavia. so they sent me">"bullshit"god i fucking hate nordland. i'm staying in america where i fucking belong
