catjak edition
>>215994021I claim this thread for france
getting the lunch orderedshould hold me over until dinner
Well that was clever wasn’t it janman
>>215994021very nice pussy
neoliberal teethchomping in
would i die if i ingest like half an ounce of magic mushrooms
not sure why canadians aren't rangebannedthey shit up every board they post on, proven by the april fool's joke several years back
the wanktoil>>>/gif/29623260https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760811835143907.webm
having seen plenty of brit threads with no other aussies i can safely say we keep this place afloat
>>215994104die out
>>215994112seems a little excessive
>>215994070I'll have 2 number 9s...
>>215994112niggas will see this and still believe size doesnt matter
jannyyou little gherkinyou want to get rid of this thread? you've got to get through me*bears fangs*
reckon if i was ever in a position to shag a girl and she had her legs spread i wouldn't even know where to stick my wilkins
janny wtf mate
Been doing a deep dive on robins, they really are delightful little creatures
mum says she’s going to *try* and work from home tomorrow. Why not just be honest and say you’re working from home. Not once have you ever said you’re going to try and wfh and then end up going into the office.
>>215994151
>>215994154she fit?
>>215994138tens of billions have managed it you’d be fine
>>215994138Bottom of the lips, closer to the bumhole than you might think, but not too close
any peak man in
>>215994151They're chillI have one which follows me in the garden
>>215994112gif of soogs farting in that threaddidn't know she was into that
>>215994138never seen a porno have you
>>215994163Did you know when they are on the ground doing this, they are using their powerful sense of hearing to identify where worms are below the ground?
>>215994198link
>>215994112
leftypol not waiting out pain res so his gen gets dms
>>215994138the fanny normally
>>215994151mumberg has one in the garden that will land on your hand and let you feed it from your palmproper cheeky little fella
>>215994198yeah i posted that so i could crosspost it to here and /mug/
dunno how i’d cope if my mum was actually fit. like imagine she’s a 10/10 milf during your horny teen years it’d be impossible not to wank over it
>>215994198https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760385834523757.webmdon't hear any fart
are the straights okay?
>>215994165Fuck off
>>215994194Wonderful. Apparently our robins are notably friendlier than those on continental Europe, as ours tend to live around humans whereas theirs prefer forests and wilder spaces.
>>215994222hoping for a /mug/ todayplan to be steaming you see
i was at a small coffee shop last week waiting for the single bathroom. after a minute or two, gave a polite knock just to let whoever was in there know i was waiting. there was no response so i just chilled. someone else was lined up behind me at this point.after a few more minutes this super cute skinny blonde came rushing out. she seemed really awkward and i guess in retrospect embarrassed because she walked by so quickly and was obviously averting her eyes looking down and i swear even had a slight red flush in her cheeks.anyway she had clogged the toilet with a mind bogglingly enormous shit. i couldn't quite tell if it was one enormous log that had broken up or 2 huge fat ones. they were so thick i still can't believe they were physically able to come out of what i would assume is her tiny asshole. she was so skinny and tiny. one was wedged into the outlet hole along with a fair amount of toilet paper, the other was plopped against the bowl and just barely poking up out of the water.the smell was unreal and intense despite a pretty powerful fan. i fapped and have fapped every day since thinking about it lol. i can't stop picturing her tiny pink asshole stretching open while they passed.the funny part was that there was a plunger literally right next to the toilet but it was completely dry so she didn't even try using it? I'm guessing she was in a panic mode and not thinking real good. i plunged it and it went right down no problem.didn't see her in the shop by the time i got out she must have packed up and jetted.
>>215994267ok
>>215994211mate…
>>215994267okplease could you stop leaving your beard hair all over the fucking sink
imagining all the tens of billions, possibly hundred billions of humans in history that have had sex is mind boggling. A never ending sea of people that would take multiple life times to walk past you in a straight line have managed it.
>>215994278look i dont have a fart fetish but if a hot girl farted on me id probably get a boner
>>215994244so thats a yes then
had an idea for a post but it escapes me
>Place of birth: Middelfart, Denmark
first thing i did this morning was fall down the stairs
want to go to the kitchen for some late night incel cheese but the cat’s asleep on me
>>215994352
>>215994239Been saying this forever - women want a man that could believably rape/kill them, but never would.
>>215994378obviously, they don’t want a skinny incel runt who they could rape and kill do they
>>215994378yeah women like strong men fucking mindbliwing stuff mate
>israel resumes levelling gaza after getting the sausages backwell i'm sure nobody could've foreseen this
BELLOWING>Donald Trump shares AI video of himself bombing 'No Kings' protesters with faeceshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15206353/Donald-Trump-AI-video-bombing-No-Kings-protesters-faeces.html
>>215994366what's incel cheese?
>>israel resumes levelling gaza after getting the sausages back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBa3wsaJgmY
mums watching Instagram reels of babies doing silly stuff think she’s depressed because I’ll never be able to give her grandkids
>>215994450that is shameful desu to let your mum down like that, she must hate you
itching my tit
nan's got ebola lads
whats the most incel video game?
>>215994434kek he's done them to be fair
>>215994419i said this ceasefire would last 1-2 weeks, trump's ceasefires never work because he doesnt realise geopolitics isnt like selling properties
got the jazz funk on
>>215994436*peels foreskin back*
>>215994434caterwauling
>>215994476most ceasefires have minor transgressions, this is just tit for tat stuff
NIGGER
>>215994512
>>215994512https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760289794938708.mp4
>>215994434>>215994492
>>215994460I’m only 22
>>215994538haha
>>215994136Timmy's crush
just got raped by the cat
what if we eventually run out of music to make lads?
>>215994595already happened
thinking of starting a pyramid scheme
>>215994588evil women are hot
>>215994546make sure you don’t let your mum down lad, you’ve got plenty of time but don’t waste your twenties here
just finished speaking with the belgian. he'll be on in 10 minutes.
>>215994470Gotta be something like Civ surely
Would you hold still please sir?
>>215994626easily the least incellious map game
>>215994588Love her
>>215994611alri king tut
racial tensions getting pretty high in Manchester from what I’ve seen
>>215994588love a tummy me but not a fan of the almost completely visible underwear
timmy when he sees his crush pooja from across the street
>>215994470that nazi map game or anything associated with troons
>>215994633Civ may be the least incellious but the genre is probably the most is what I mean
>>215994642mad how fast it all seems to be escalating im all for it mind you
>>215994622>>215994672blow your head smooth off
filled with jam
im an idiotic retard
>>215994642big flag showing in stockportleftymongs in the council seething about this
france is like the size of texasyou wouldnt think it though
does leftypol still think opposing immigration is good for the rich people or whatever
Liverpool v Manchester United 16:30
>>215994729texas is the size of france actually
can i get a chopped cheese the ocky way
don't like those knickers that pull up and sit on the hips find it to be quite dumb, and I prefer a more traditional knicker
watched a hammy western last night
>>215994715>tfwe know
do you realisedo you realise somethin, lemme tell youif the greene county health department sees those videosthey could condemn our house and we’d have to move out of it?
>>215994758quiet silly bollocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZjFoH5yPm0
>>215994713sup crodie
>87 viewsomdz shant
>>215994825sup crodiethanks for the dm yodie
Imagine starting off a drumroll but not ever being able to finish it so you're just doing the drumroll until you die from exhaustionthat's my phobia
>>215994843>>215994825So this is the same person?
tomar what would you do if rorke came up to you and started gay porn twerking
at the 5* migrant hotel just chillen
>>215994869heathermong posts here all day but only puts on his act when ziedbelg is here
done well this lad
>>215994895Will never be meI have a massive stupid fucking potato head
>>215994895mmhmm luh hover handhe know she's cronem owned
>>215994886ur a genuine spastic my days
reckon theres nowhere else in the world with the raucous boyhood culture Britain has, things like wanking eachother off at sleepovers or putting earthworms up your urethra
>>215994930doesn’t seem like it mate, nice white baby they have there
>>215994884life as a king at timmy's expense lmaocronem hittin m2s daily while timmy goes to the massage parlour to get an unenthusiastic handy from pang pang's claw
>>215994932shut up heatherfreak
remember ladstoilit looms
don't like the word pantiesjust not some I think sounds good to say with an English accent, and the word itself actually feels a bit odd to mebet it was coined by a nonce
>>215994948Tbf that doesn’t mean anything
>>215994112lovely 'tex
We are conducting an important poll over here >>215994502, please take your time and respond.Thank you!
>>215994961agreed, sounds horrible with any english accent"knickers" sounds downright silly thoughbeit
>>215994953why do you constantly fantasise about children being raped by niggers? why do you then decide to share these thoughts with us?what happened to you?
>>215994959
Timmy crush
How come ofcom names all the porn websites and 4chan and kiwifarms in their press releases but doesn't name the suicide forum websites in them? Wouldn't it be good if the parents also knew what those websites were?
prove you're not a zoomer and read this clock
>>215994948does microchimerism mean nothing to you?
>>215994953LOL hahaha spunking over his hairy beer belly pangpang half assed wiping it off
heatherpaedo’s luh ass bouncing pon cronem cock. das wah he wan do mmmhm
im off lads goodnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa1vjw9ZDdg
>>215995029quarter to five
>>215995029half past a monkey's ass
>>215995029400 o'clock
>>215995050LOL
Crazy how every ISP blocks 4chan by default unless you enable adult content, but we all get prevented from accessing it because pathetic retarded parents are too fucking stupid to realise this
>>2159950296 minutes to 7
I've worked 30 hours of overtime this month
>>215995029But it's 1619 not 1843
>>215995103why?
mental that there’s little midget uggo lads scoring 10/10 gingers
pang pang's unenthusiastic wrinkled claw is all the action timmy gets
>>215995103pay status?
>>215995029Twenty to nine, assuming hte longer spindly one is the minute and not the second hand. I really don't like that the minute and the second hand are both spindly, that is bad design, the minute hand should just be a longer version of the hour hand.
>>215995114so my taxes can pay for migrant hotels and cronem breeding grounds
like who’s getting to shag a girl like this??
Booyakasha! It's your main man catyank in the house!!!
do zoomers reallt not know how to tell the time?
thoughts on a cream car interior?
got no dreams or desirescant bring myself to do anything
>>215995187gets stained too easy
got the freedomdad73 on
>Government policies: Israel has implemented policies to deter migration, such as building a fence along the Egyptian border and offering "voluntary deportation" programs.>Asylum process: The asylum process has been slow, with a large backlog of applications and a very low rate of approval compared to European countries.
>>215995185I posted this on /g/ once and several stated it's very difficult to read without any markings
>>215995187ok if you havent got a dirty bum
I might need to get petrol in a few days. Maybe Tuesday.
Why is 4chan getting banned in the UK?
gfstein wants to make some sort of meme naan bread pizza she saw on tiktok for sunday dinner
>>215995210>>215995211Track 2 which begins at 6:08 is amazing!!!!https://youtu.be/3vwnuOXQUQc
>>215995029if the thick hand is minutes 6:43if its seconds 6:37
>>215995252sily cow
it coffee time
>>215995252just not English is it
checklist for sorting my life out in the next 12 months:1. get a job - ticked off2. move to Berlin - in the process, need to start looking for flat shares3. get a group of mates in Berlin - pending4. get a gf - waiting for the Berlin move to hit up the apps and start datingthe 30s are looming, if this doesn't happen in the next year my life is over
I didn't know Ebuyer went into administration. I used to buy tons of stuff from there. Then I stopped because they had terrible value.
>>215995252sounds shite and race mixed
>>215995176lads with shit taste& pakis
as always, lets give it a go
>>2159950296.43 obviously
>>215995252that would piss me off
>>215995279you can do it lad, many lads have turned it around at your age
fuck off
>>215995292v is this way sir >>>/v/
rip off
did 28 pull-ups one set yesterday 30 pull-ups of peace is coming
MODS
disgusting
>>215995293if gary eats became an information broker, he'd be gary deets
nonce melty coz he cant read a clock
>>215995176bogan meathead
just seem rorke right click save as
dad came to see the flat I have just bought this weekend said he couldn't believe how nice it is, and I quote 'i was not expecting it to be anywhere as nice as this'
bet her tongue is soft around his willard
>>215995252my mate recently bough £200 in wood panels because his gf told him she wants some wood panels wall with LEDs in it or some shit because she saw some woman do it in a tiktok video. Of course she has no intentions of doing any of it, he has to sling it all up.
not even going to enlarge that image
>>215995363that’s just life with a gf, gotta play the game to get that fannard
>>215995252give her a fucking slap mateyou've got to nip this in the bud
>>215995352hinckley should've finished the job
Not to sound too homosexual, lads, but I'm really warming to the work of Georgia O'Keeffe.
right quiet nowFootballs kicking off
>>215995351Is it in a dodgy area or something? Why's he surprised?
>>215995402don't care
just seen some bird and circuses
>>215995402united win it 2-1have placed the bet
Liverpoo
Liverpool 0 - 1 Manchester United 2’
I hope the football is super gay today too wtfliverpoo down after 1 minute
>>215995433got 3-1 liverpool myself but doubting it and thinking this is one of those meme games united play well against a big opponent
if you left a vacuum cleaner running would it eventually hoover up all of Earth
right seeing some rather disgusting images being posted in this threadwhat the hell is janny playing about at
>>215995114I'm trying to buy a waterfront apartment within four months>>215995140Unsure yet
>>215995402game is already in the 3rd quarter
>>215995458why's that brown lad sticking his gay bum out
>>215995465got the poster flag filtered, disgusting illegal or disgusting tasteless?
Harry styles could have a mansion in DonedonI could have a one bedroom bedsit in York The latter would still be more tasteful somehow, against all the financial odds
>>215995433FUCKING TOLD YOU LADS ITS HAPPENING>>215995460this is what I've been thinking, one of those weird united wins
Slot MUST go
>>215995485US law violating posts
UNITED UNITED UNITED
Liverpool imploding today
why do we accept refugee asylum claims but Israel refuses them?
>>215995533You know why. Nice digits btw
Any shilajit man in?
sisters fiance supports liverpool but I dont think hes the type of bloke to hit her when they lose
me? I spend my life posting pointless remarks on the birt
get the young fitties posted
>>215995561no one cares stfu
quiet. footballs on
>>215995564god this is me absolutely absolutely
>>215995579erm you cant be giving verbal in my ends lowe yourself
Went evensong at York minster yesterday Just wasn't feeling it, despite how hard I tried. The whole thing just felt like it was running through the motions a bit You need to go church on Sunday really Saturday just isn't holy
>>215995479miss the old rams logo new one is woke
>liverpool vs manchester united>3 british players on the pitch
>>215995627quiet. we're watching proper football
dab on it wagwarm
>>215995620and you're 40 years old and spend every waking moment fantasising about itjews utterly mindraped you
>>215995636well they moved to LA so it fits
>>215995627prime cornerback fuckmeat
>>215995657corr
>>215995639reflective of the populations I do believe
>>215995639it's reflective of both cities
um janny
>>215995266>>215995296The HOUR hand is nearly pointing to NINE. How the fuck did you get six anything?
Just seen child porn posted I didn't enlarge the image
>>215995701clearly photoshopped
um FUCKING UMMM
>>215995725hour hand is the shortest hand
that is NOT safe for work
>Isakname a bigger fraud
why did you fags do to set off this freak?
>>215995794wirtz
not enlargening those images at all
don't understand why a bloke would shag a bird in the arse when they could shag the fanny instead
>>215995828but there's arse there
Just fed a swan and two cygnets two cups of swan/duck food
*adds that to the long list of things you don't understand*
Geese- Long Island City Here I come is a well good song
not pressing the update button as i don't want to see this debauchery
just fed a swan............to a migrant !!!! [evil laugh]
>>215995828different innit shagged my gf in the are lad night
gonna be scenes when liverpool spend 300m on 3 players and don't retain the title or go anywhere in Europe
fish finger butty and chips for my tea tonight
>>215995870???????
been bored all day
Honeypot thread.
>>215995901only boring people get bored
>>215995898ktimiihc
>>215995895grow up
hurt people hurt people
vgh good old 'p spam
>>215995898sctim
>>215995930sorrychanged the menu to duck a l'orange with dauphinouse potatoes
OnlyFans is the proud and greatest British invention since steam engine
>>215995898thats based though, talking heads mogs any band since the 2000s
listening to music while drinking a drink
>>215995977>drinking a drinkum
>>215995962Glad you like it
watching casino royale (2006)the best bond film of crouse
>>215995895corr yeah with tartare sauce and a big gherkin
>>215995855song of the year for sure
>>215995977drinking a drink in this economy
>>215995994poker scene is utterly ridiculous tho>>215995999state of your hard drive
>>215995999already seen this one
am gan tae dae masel in
eating a drink
>>215995551shit prolly gives you cancer and prehistoric aids
>>215995993The Leonid Radvinsky's Jewish talent and the mature IT environment in UK is the key to success
cuddle with the catberg
>>215996060can i come too
>>215996031ayo?
>>215994001>>215994001
>>215996067>>215996067
>>215996071course you can mate
jannys lost it
>>215996034naw dinny dae that lad, we need ye
AND THATS WHY THEY CALL HIM QUICKDRAW JANNY
haha
fucking twat
>>215996147>>215996147>>215996147
sucking a coffee until my lungs fall out
>>215996105im shy
