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I need power
Hypothetically, what would be the best option for retaliation against coal rollers, as a cyclist? It probably would be something projectile.I'm thinking a BB gun could do some superficial damage to a motor vehicle.Some other ideas:>eggs>silly string>water gun (with other substances in it?)Thoughts?
>>216005075I wish she was my mom
Is a "CAUTION - ARMED CYCLIST" shirt while riding a bike likely to cause police suspicion or even an arrest?
playing ps3
>>216005404Which model and what game
the jews and muslims are back to shooting each other again
>>216005075sex
>>216005420super slim and puppeteer
>>216005404i wish my ps3 didnt break
>>216005442Nice
>>216005075Your mom needs to lose weight.
Slow thread
Everyone online regardless of political affiliation has come together to shit on the new pokemon game. For a moment we are one
>>216005463thanks dudeI forgot how long it takes to install games on ps3
>>216005481Maybe answer my questions or something?
>>216005538What questions
>>216005524I don't know anything about the new Pokemon game and I don't care to know.
>>216005570I care about you and want to know more about you
>>216005549>>216005190 >>216005275
>>216005549most canadians ask how to have buttsexos with a dog
>>216005603Cycling is for Fagets
>>216005590That's gay thougheverbeit.
>Video games
Do you roll with the poor or with the rich
>>216005633That's not an answer thougheverbeit.
I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow
>>216005156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkcU9g6kK7A
>>216005705The lion does not concern himself with the poors
>3.0mb/s downloadI am being punished for my hubris
say hello to my subscribers
>>216005962Umm, I'm not subscriber? STOP
>>216005962if you're making a /cum/ documentary I need to be interviewedI've been here since cia and lmm
Who's fault is it that we don't have bullet trains
What you know about rolling down in the deep
very depressed lately if you even care
>>216006018I care
>>216006018I don't
>>216006018Not my concern
>>216006018Grow a pair
>>216006045>>216006056>>216006062Shut the fuck up! Losers...
>>216006007God
>>216006018I only care if you're a biological woman
>>216006081You COMPLETELY miss the point of /cum/. /cum/ is not Fark “oh hay guys i found a cute link ha ha.” /cum/ is not Slashdot’s pseudo-intellectual discussion. /cum/ is not LiveJournal, SuicideGirls, or HotOrNot. /cum/ is a place for people to be monsters- the horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters that they really are.Tsunami owns the Asian continent and we laugh. Psychotic emo takes his sickness out on a cat and we laugh. A man rapes his granddaughter and we laugh, and ask for more. Suicide, homicide, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape, and baseless hate- we laugh. We are mindless “me-too”ism; we are irrational preference; we are pointless flamewars; we are the true face of the internet.
>>216006141Even if he's a trans man and passes as Hulk Hogan?
>>216006007California being poor
Would you be satisfied with this as your SO?
>>216006151Bitch I do not care about your opinion. I was definitely here longer than you. Fuck off.
>>216006166an internet whore? prolly not 2bh
>>216006151so true
>>216006166Is she a trans woman?
>>216005746>>216005156https://youtu.be/rgJzRkRly5Q?si=-XwEnBi_8lhipru5
Flips are so cringe idk
yo what's up with this
>>216006216No you chronically online freak!
>>216006282She has a peculiar face shape
>>216006097>>216006165Someone should do something about this
>>216006262>vote for horrendous policies and then move to texasThese people are like locusts
Any girl here want to virtual cuddle
>>216006312Elon will build another underground taxi shit o algo
>>216006364
>>216006364Wut da nut
>>216006357Id rather ask the Japanese for help
movie time
My redditor neighbor hasn't been home for like 2 days and his cats are just sitting in the window with the lights off
>>216006406I didn't not know why this was so funny to me
>>216006007Nobody is going to build a bullet train between Vancouver and Toronto. Maybe Toronto-Montreal but you would probably have Legault bitch about how it trespasses sacred beaver ground o algo.
>>216006488It makes me sad to see the cats just sitting around in the dark. They don't even interact with each other
>>216006018I don't even know who you are.
>>216006490>Nobody is going to build a bullet train between Vancouver and Toronto. Why not. I'd like to traverse the country on good trains
>>216006585>Why not.obviously because you have to spend that money on welfare for jeets, duh
>>216006595Simply deport them
>>216006610erm chuddy????
>>216006617It's a REASONABLE thing to do. My first option was to kill them all.
>>216006636when has canada ever been a reasonable country in recent memory
>>216006406He killed himself because blonald blumpf said a bad thing o algo
perros entrenados para violar
I wish I didn't live in Florida
>>216006657When we voted for Carney and not Trumplite
>>216006689>I suffer in the land of sunshine
>>216006693and he's in favor of killing the jeets?
>>216006693Drumpf got Carney elected thoughever
>>216006580Cats are solitary hunters they'll be fine
>>216006585Because nobody is visiting Manitoba and Saskatchewan
>>216006733But IM in Manitoba, and I wanna TRAVEL
>>216006753you heard of planes, my nigga?
>>216006773Too much effort. Let me get on a nice train and be on my way.
See, the problem is that man is mind and body. We are thinking animals, but animals we are. When we get too far away from that you get insanity of made up bullshit. Man is mind, but mind isn't all knowing and prone to misinterpretion and error.Man is at his best when he realizes he is also animal and acts in accordance with nature
>>216006785it's literally less effort to get on a plane, are you retarded? (rhetorical question)
Need nigress pussy
>>216006785You know somebody else flies the plane, right?
>>216006798Wrong. Airplane requires way more effort and waiting around. Trains are way quicker.
>>216006829wrong, stop being retarded
>>216006790Lot of words just to say faggotry is bad
>>216005075Who's this secual object
trains are always way slower, the only benefit is they hold more people.
It's easier to get on trains.
I never understood le epic high speed rail autists
>>216006884well because you're not an autist like they are
>>216006839Wrong stop drinking jet fuel.
For the Canadian that wanted to know about weapons as a cyclist: Try a slingshot with ball bearings for ammo. You have have a stem bag for holding ammo. Stones in general might be ok for throwing with your hand. Some spark plugs easily shatter windows
You may have heard of camel toe, but have you heard of...
>>216006859You need to go back to your country
>>216006912yes do this (and spend the rest of your life in jail) so there's one fewer bikefag clogging up the roads.
Train autism is gay and dump
>>216006915>My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive
>>216006705There's nothing to do here
>>216006908wrong stop huffing diesel fuel
just finished watching the taxi driver. what do you all think did those 3 guys deserve to be killed?
>>216006923bike infrastructure is better for everybody including carfags
i know they were horrible people but i feel like they didn't deserve to be killed like that
>>216006944I already said you're wrong, pal. You've lost see
train autism was bad enough when it was just train autists, but now it's train autists AND libshits so it's the most pure form of cringe in the world.
Another week at home with momberg. Thanks demonrats
just one ciggie and i'm heading to sleep. talk to me
you embarrassed me in front of my white friends
>>216007018all my friends are White?
>>216006946Do you think they could be reformed? Could they be reformed before ruining untold many other's lives? There is a point at which innaction simply constitutes doing harm by other means
demolish all bike lanes and add more LRT
>>216007014You should watch Playtime
>and now, a moment of silence forman, i don't want people to sit silent when i die, i want them to blow their eardrums out of their colon with music and get so drunk they don't even remember who passed. i really need to write up a final wishes thing, that would basically read like pat bateman in the phone booth: "stop sounding so fucking sad! jesus!"
Trains are a net positive
>>216006973In the end, you're dead one way or another. What difference does it make how
>>216007047what you just said made me think. idk but i feel like they should have been imprisoned instead of murdered
>>216007049true. automobile drivers are too retarded to keep out of bike lanes anyway
>>216006946Taxi driver is a incel doomer classic movie.
>>216007067for moving freight, objectively worse for anything else.debate status WON
>>216007084Wrong
>>216007083yup that's why i like it. i still prefer american psycho though
>>216007007Does your momberg work for the gubernment?
Wish I was in Florida with my fellow brazillians
>>216006973he's racist they were supposed to be black
I cook at home everyday.
bikes = for kidstrains = for old people in the 1880splanes = for rich chadscars = for everyone with a functioning brain
watching a movietaking a weed break before I dive back in
>>216007104>american psychoThe main charcter is too chad-like for my taste.
>>216007077>I feel like they should have been improsoned instead of murderedYa most people think that. Or at least are expected to think that. That's why we have robust judicial systems. No man is an island o algo but there's no reason not to look at these things on a case by case basis, and sometimes I can agree that prison just isn't the play
The main problem with public transport is the public
>>216007183Homeless and black people*
And the shit equipment
>>216007183This no one wants to ride with urkelkin
>>216007199Also currykin and sandkin
>>216007199this is why libshit train autists are so annoying: the problem is your pet urkelkins, which you damn well know because libshits don't take the train either because of urkels
>>216007104He's also just hopelessly antisocial. He took a girl to a porno theater on their first date. The first time he feels any kind of attachment to another human being he basically loses it
https://voca.ro/1mJYVUVEwDxt
Just deport the retards and make trains better. Simple. You won't do it because of car lobbyists
My problem isn't that I'm ugly or that I'm short, my problem is my personality, I can't talk like everyone else
>>216007257
>>216007280Do you find this humorous
>>216007277Also governments not thinking long term.
>>216007141Horses
some russian guy on quora said 7.62x54r is loaded to 90k psi for the russian military
>>216007300It's alright
>>216005075Mature goddess
The entire WALKABLE CITIES/TRAIN discourse is always pushed by leftiesbut essentially they are begging the right to just fucking FIX their cities, police the groids, build them trains and nice little SanFran esque rowhouses and overturn everything the boomers did.They can never admit this of course, but it's pretty clear that's what they want. If the right did they they'd fuck off and be happy smoking their weed and having their gaysex in their cute little walkable cities.
>>216007307chads
>>216007329Not really feeling it
>>216007344Chads and horsegirls
That's not something I can relate to here
I would never hit a woman
>>216007348mature women are based
Finished Dandadan season one
>transportation is a red vs. blue issue nowFuck this gay earth
>>216007367But I understand
>>216007380Tell blue to stop ruining everything then
>>216007369I've had a few. Tbh the best part was no condom because menopause. They are also very appreciative of the attention. Eh as far as attraction goes though
>>216007369I've seen that woman's videos she fucking oozes sex
>>216007344Skateboards
I hit that griddy
>>216007414based united states baby>>216007411i envy to you :3
>>216007429Uncs trying to relive the 90s
>>216007380>>transportation is a red vs. blue issue nowBecause it's downstream of social effects that (the left) has intentionally brought about.
Legbergs are sore from squatting. Getting down on the toilet is hard
You got some sad eyes partner.
>Legbergs are sore from squatting. Getting down on the toilet is hard
>>216007414name?
>>216007559
dadberg dropped his case of beer and is having a melty over it
>>216007581Lmfao Are you short anon
>>216007398I've been doing it for ages but they just don't learn
Who tf is short anon
>>216007573name!!!
>>216007599some fag
Did Bruce Springsteen do anything to warrant a biopic?
>>216007600https://www.youtube.com/@loveasmr.8620
>>216007629he cured polio
i hope texas secedes from the union like their supposed to
>>216007607nah he good, better than jason, brian, fk, terrone or the pair of brazilian retards
>>216007644>youtube>asmrGrim
>>216007659still a fag though
>>216007199I'm talking to a beautiful and intelligent 19 year old fair skinned, blonde and blue eyed serbian girl
>>216007629He's Bob Dylan for people ~20 years younger
>>216007668She said she would date guys up to 33, Jason there is still time for you to find your white aryan wife
>>216007644i wanted to see her naked or at least in a bikini
>>216007683uh but Bob Dylan had actual skills?
>>216007683Born in the USA was sonically rotten thougheverbeit
>>216007183and 10000 indians
Sup you meme loving fuck
>>216007720unfortunately they're the public
>>216007701you want too much united states baby
>>216007629The Boss? Fuck yeah making that song Born in the USA should've got him the novel prize for BasednessThat song was America
>>216007693Say hi to your Czech friend again!>>216007126
>>216007754That song was a criticism of the US and policies against Vietnam veterans
>>216007581What kind of beer?
Change one (1, uno) thing about your country
>>216007736LMFAO I forgot about that dog
>>216007752do you like olga?
remember that 6 degrees from kevin bacon meme. im 4 degrees of separation from joe rogan and 5 degrees of separation from elon musk not even joking. also i guess 6 degrees from trump since musk knows him.
>>216007777mikes hard lemonade
>>216007779Hatred of Israel
>>216007774Listen to him, he knows everything
>>216007774who gives a shit it sucked ass
>>216007829That's not beer you meme loving fuck.
>>216007779zero judens allowed
I'm so dark and brooding
>>216007779Going back to the 1890s and make Imperial Federation happen. Or have it happen earlier when ships got faster.
>>216007793I don't her. Who is she?
Life is a matter of perspective
Italians are not white
>>216007897ukrainian foot model
The Thousand and One nights opens with an Arabian princess getting blacked by a slave. The Arab king then has an incel crash out and vows revenge against women as a whole. He then marries a new virgin each day, sleeps with her, and then executes her in the morning.
>>216007924I see her first time.
>>216007829Your dad seems to be really into frutiy beer.
>>216007951That's very funny
>>216007951Supreme gentleman
watching destiny btw
>>216007970hes a lemon head
>>216007970This. Does he drink Mimosas in pink fur slippers and gossip with the boys too?
>>216007957sex!!!!
>>216007993I hate seeing that Soyjak face.
>>216007975>>216007978Yes. Eventually he marries a woman called Shaharazad. Who in order to avoid being executed, tells the king a story but leaves it on a cliffhanger so he spares her for another day. She narrates all the stories for “ One Thousand and One Nights “ telling the king a new story after finishing one. She is the narrator of the stories in the book.
Weird thing about Hitler is you learn about the terrible things he's done and you don't like him much, but then you look into his beautiful eyes and then think he's onto something.
I don't think that
>>216008027based united states baby
>>216008062I knew thatI've HAVE heard the story you know. Also, >SheherezadeThose old Iranian names went hard
ok smartypants
>>216007369I wish she was my mom
trapped gas hurts like FUCK.
Even though she's like 80 I'd still Susan Sarandon
>>216008135I wish you were your own mom
>>216008122She also has the greatest card in MTG history with the most insane effect but it’s thematic. From the first expansion of MTG titled “ Arabian Nights “
>>216008135based leaf baby
Christmas in 9 sundays
my halloween mask came in the mail today
>>216008160People still play that? Fuck. I'm old enough to remember when that shit came out
>>216008080uhh chuddy you *kiiiiinda* maybe sound a bit like a heretic...
>>216008154Wow, she is exta sexo. I want she seat on my face
>9 sundaesYes please!
>>216008186I wouldn’t call the individuals who still play today “ people “. To play MTG today you have to either be a freak or give up on your dignity.
>>216008185what are you going as the gay furfag?
>Christmas in 9 sundays
>>216008218im going as your ugly ass mom
>>216008225
>>216007957>>216008195name
>>216008080He had beautiful blue eyes.
>>216008157How would that work?
>>216008261That's different women.
>>216008318i know now tell me the names
hol up unc let me cook
>>216008341It's russian escort woman from moscow elena, she is 46 years old
>>216008365no nudes?
>>216008382No.
>>216008418
what kind HOMO wants to see a girl naked like dang
Not too fond of this thread
>>216008365>>216008418skolko ona?
>>216008470too straight for you eh
>>216008470SHUTCHA MOUTH
>>216008365>>216008418u menya byla vopros, ponimayesh ili nyet?
>>21600848050 000 roubles per hour, use converter to get price in euro
>>216006007Public transit is only as good as the public.
>>216008512>$600 an hour nigga thats nuts
>>216008512too expensive, sell her to americans
>>216008504yes, i understand you
>>216008512>>216008531This but unironically
>>216008481Sorry continue with your old russian prostitutes
>>216008532>>216008531She is kinda luxury escort.
>>216008512Insanely expensive. Just jerk off at that point. Do you know how many Warhammer miniatures I can buy for $600 USD?
>>216008595like, 2?
>>216008595I prefer hoi 4
>>216008621need to see her feet and pussy before i would pay that much
>>216008592she looks good, I don't deny
I disabled Google Assistant on my 7 year old sister's tablet and she's getting frustrated now. Family thinks it's just a glitch. Should re-enable it? I think that shit is creepy but it's not my device.
>>216008531way too bogged
>>216008632Dude it's nsfw here. Also i post already another woman
Happy 4:20!!!!
>>216008649Why not tell your family?
>>216008621Why not both? >>216008619That’s like 1/2-3/4 of an entire new army.
>>216008691I play hoi 4 1+ year. And i still cannot conquer the world. The main problem for me is british and american fleet.
>>216008713>The main problem for me is british and american fleet.Many such cases lol.
>>216008685I don't know if they'll understand
>>216008713Use either bombers to naval strike or have really good submarines everywhere. Submarines punch way above their weight if you create multiple Naval Research Facilities and hire enough scientists to rapidly discover new tech.
>>216008747Why not? How old are they?
>games>toysKys manchildren.
>>216008771We are Slavs. The desire to play HOI 4 is genetic.
>>216008771yeah real men just cumpost
>>216008733Yes, that's really problem>>216008749I never play submarines because they give you not much marine supremacy. Naval stikes to expensive, you need build a couple types of planes, air carries and etc.
I only like to play airplanes in HOI4 (I suck at hoi4)
>>216008787I have never tried to do conventional fleets to fight the Americans and British. You don't need much marine supremacy if your subs wipe out their fleet and they have no ships in the area.
>>216008823>>216008823
>>216008808>(I suck at hoi4)Everyone do it.>>216008816Thank you maybe i will try it in the next game
>>216008828Early no editionWhy can't this beaner make threads?
I mean no previous not no edition
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