hard knock life edition
>>216007366I told you man, janny spends his day on this general
mental how gay i still am
>>216007386>>216007404>>216007407>/brit/
>>216007376i'm not
decided to finally get my driving licence. surely this will fix my inceldom, right
>>216007420>bitching about wogsnewfag spottedstfu don't make me whip out my vpn
>>216007420why do you put on a vpn randomly then turn it back off lad
>>216007386>>216007404>>216007407>>216007420>>216007421not very british is it
thinking about how shit the trains in the UK are and getting angry again the only place with even worse trains is germany the worst country on earth
got 2 weeks off work. what should i do
>>216007447we wuz britishers n shit
think i've got fully goblin mode
>>216007447britain is for the world
>>216007451in europe maybein the developed world i suspect canada has the absolute worst passenger trains
>>216007427how old are you?i'm 22 and i've never tried.
>>216007472visit israel, kiss the wall, go to synagogue, read torah
alri faggot niggerswho is bitching about jfs?
That's the Yuan formed then, now time to conquer the world !!
>>21600749932, wanted to get it in the past but since i'm a friendless incel just didn't see the point but i might as well get it since i don't have anything else to do
Is this the most ideal phenotype
IT WAS COLD AND IT RAINEDSO I FELT LIKE AN ACTORAND I THOUGHT OF MA AND I WANTED TO GET BACK THERE
in bed listening to radio 5 live
>>216007472
Are we ladies behaving ourselves tonight?
>>216007506>>216007509woah
>>216007533can't believe charls fell for this
Still chuckling at the picture of the squirrel that said Fuck my life
>>216007522only ever played crusader kings meself
going to watch "riot women"i expect it will be dogshitbut got fuck all else to watch
watched one self-defence video because I was curious and now my recs are full of shit like "How to Act Like A Boss in Any Confrontation [START DOING THIS]"
I am in love with Iga Swiatek
It pissing it downIt lush
>reads 50+ books>invests in oracle
whole right side of my torso is swollen. really got no clue whats going on anymore
The daily ration received by a soldier of Wellington's army in the peninsular war... 5 Pints of Small Beer 1½ lb Bread 1 lb Beef 1 oz Cheese 1 oz Rice ¼ Pint Dried Peas
>>216007702Needs more booze
>>216007702that sucks
>>216007702>1 oz Ricetaking the piss they were
>>216007613cute retard
>>216007702um where's da seasoning
i only wank to bonbibonkers leaks now, but she's unable to feel sexual pleasure so it can be a bit hard sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzEbGkRKSGs>why is no one watching movies anymore?I mean 500 other reasons but you can also generate disturbingly realistic moving pictures of anything that you desire for free in about 10 minutes.People not watching movies doesn't literally mean le society isn't collapsing but it's just one other symptom of the end times. Hollywood and everybody involved in the $100 million dollars required to create a motion picture are about to be very scared and confused.
it looms for the freak de toil
>>216007760not my problem
house is freezing. miserable and feel like shit. back is sore. hope i die in my sleep tonight.
>>216007758bugman post
>>216007758absolutely mental that people like you are allowed access to technology
>>216007758you're a bot
Hello my niggas. Have you ever needed to take a poo but you couldn't find your ass?
>>216007815GREEN
>>216007758you were not born in Canada. i can smell you all the way here in Ryazan
>>216007702Eating better than me
>>216007756pre or post the weight gain?
thing about birds is you gotta hit what I call 'the cock switch'
>>216007702*kills and rapes some spanish peasants to supplement my diet*
>>216007863both if I'm honestshe definitely looked a bit more sexy when she was chubbynow she's lost it all it's a bit grim
>>216007865omdz
the air is cold tonight
hope the new inbetweeners isnt woke shite (it will be)
Janny's got the swiper !!
can't wait to go to sleep tonight. its gonna be a good one
>>216007890One of them is definitely going out with a tranny
dogberg huffing and puffing wanting to go out
>>216007890they're really making more?
>>216007909Mad that all of them could conceivably do this
>>216007890neil's dad is bent and that's ok
ktim
Prince Andrew should just out himself as a minor attracted person and say he needs therapy
>>216007984wasnt funny the first time you posted it
what happens in puerto rico?
>>216007916You best take that boy out to have a shit on some grass Mr., because that's not where a toilet is lmao
>>216007988She was 17! Sick fuck
>>216008003Stays in Puerto Rico haha
20 minutes into this "riot women"white women with 2 black kids1 transexualnot laughed once
>>216008003rum and poverty
>>216008003trash heaps
Mad how Donald Trump's first political party was named the Reform Party
>>21600798817 isnt a minor
If you want to go to the dog toilet, first you got to learn how to open the front door
https://youtu.be/DV9KsV45vJ0?si=AQsnBVS_SXRS2knt^_^
LOL
>>216007833you can't post this>>216007865you can't post this
leftypol going to sleep
>>216008060calm down carl sagan
>>216007992it was tragic
>>216008103minimod cancer
kinoino
yeah
>>216008130Trading Places is actually a remake of the 1954 British comedy film The Million Pound Note, starring Gregory Peck.
>>216008172Yh?
>>216008130deep redpills in this movie
>>216008182deep redpills in this movie
>>216008182All gregory peck films are kino
redpills deep in my arse
>>216008230My favourites are Roman Holiday and Moby Dick.
>>216008257Oh, you're home early
>>216008242For me its hornblower
Gregory's Pecker in Horn Blower.
>>216008074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaG6Z4sYjdMit's just another day in a crazy world!
youtube has inexplicably recommended me "Boss Nigger Theme Song (HD)"
>>216008242Need Audrey Hepburn gf
>>216008278bet you love blowin a few horns you bender
>>216008315>has a voice so good people force him into acting
CANNOT tell Lancashire and Yorkshire accents apart.Scouse & Manc are distinct sure, but Lancastrian is very Yorkshire-esque.
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell
UM
>>216008350
sucking on a poo
>>216008326are you an idiot
Love doing a loud trump and laughingHate when the smell reaches me
>>216008388A mealy mouthed post.
theres a bad poo on the rise
Fartold Trump the art of the shart
>>216008130the only funny scenes are when Eddie Murphy looks at the camera
>>216008350Mad how a gay jew is a national institution
>>216008409A trite reply
>>216008438But enough about your dad...
>>216008451Stephen fry isn't my dad. Luckily hes childless
>>216008438I keep forgetting that he's gay, and that he's a jew
Walking to the petrol station. It’s a bit rainy.
>>216008451Cooked him
>>216008461your dad's childless?
Fuck my gay incel life
>>216008482penis?
>>216008483No but he probably wishes he was
>>216008467You getting petrol?
>>216008499Nah it’s the only place open at this time. I’m starved
why did he do it?
BPD coming through! BPD coming through! BEEP BEEP
>>216008511Don’t ask me
>>216008511something to do
Lot of Indians in this petrol station. Bizarre cause my village is 99% white
>>216008562saw a gaggle of indians at a petrol station recently in a similarly white townodd
>>216008511violent urges and wanted to die
>>216008562No need worry then. They're only Jeets
>Barunka O'Shaughnessy
>>216008511faustian spirit
>>216008562Like mold on bread, a small dot
>>216008511they interrupted his sandwich
>>216008464>I keep forgetting that he's gayHow
>>216008571>>216008573There’s no Indians around here really. That’s what confuses me. They must come from literally miles away to work a minimum wage graveyard shift
>>216008604>moldFOY
Think I may buy a monster but not sure which one yet desu
>>216008622
>>216008562indians always either work at petrol stations or corner shops or hospitals
>>216008622Penguin Classics aren't what they used to be
And what, pray tell, of Scraniel?
>>216008680kek
>>216008680scremaign
>>216008680smiling
Sorry of irks me that l have the same mental illness as mousey
>>216008680>Foreword by Diego
>>216008511terminal cancermight as well take millions with you to the grave
>>216008680Diego would've loved this one *points to the sky where he would think he ended up, even though the afterlife and all religion is bollocks* Miss you mate!
>>216008680scooby dooby dooing
>>216008562Petrol station by me was owned by indians and on the first day I worked there they told me to be wary of people with Irish accents
Late night /brit/ has been cooking lately. Mental how much better this place is once all the freaks have gone to bed
All I’m saying is that freaks like mousey, despite having the same mental illness as me, should be classed as some turbo freak. I’m well adjusted, meanwhile heMs literally insane.
get the young fitties posted
>>216008753Mousey's reverse-engineering the dust used in Pot Noodles, have what YOU done?
Might go into town on Tuesday xBit of shopping. Get myself something to eat and that. Could be good UM
I've literally never saw one of those nonce hunter videos where it's an actual nonce and not just socially awkward/ugly sperg just trying to fuck someone especially as the nonce hunters have to use adult pictures as bait.Either way they deserve it for making a rookie mistake like that but still a mwr phenomenon.
>>216008777Had a lot of mental breakdowns and made somewhat incoherent posts on here for you all to laugh at.
Would sacrifice all my morals, convictions and political and socio-economic beliefs to have a fit bird to shag every day
>>216008791>trying to fuck someoneMaybe don't try and fuck 14year olds
>>216008791you can't nonce children just because you are autistic mate
quit my last job because toilberg kept sexually harassing me
>>216008811Now now Diego. That's not very Christian.
Starting to wonder how I got my bipolar. I know it can be passed down to you but neither my mum or dad are bipolar. It’s also unusual because I’m a male, and males are less susceptible to things like bipolar.
wish i could kill myself
>>216008791seemed like this was the case for to catch a predator back in the day too, i think most of them were just desperate/stupid and were going after anyone who would talk to them rather than being career nonces
>>216008850What's true is no-one here gives a fucking SHITE you boring cunt
Thoughts on the Shropshire dialect? Often touted as the most distinctive in the UK
>>216008865Still would
>>216008860Mark Feely is a career nonce, been stung several times and never got any time away for itThink the nonce hunters just took to slapping him up instead when they caught him
>>216008856I'll kill you... with kindness. make you cakes and sheeitt. fuck you up with a shopping run and put the kettle on for you playa
>tfw no elegant Catalan or Occitan gf
>>216008886>feelyscreaming
I wonder if stuff like bipolar, autistic, clinical depression etc is real and wasn't just made up to explain people being weird or having weak characters?
>>216008877if I reply to enough of your posts is there any chance I might see your boobs Y/N?
>>216008906He looks about as you’d expect for a bloke with that name too
>>216008910DONT WATCHANIMEL CRULETY
>>216008901id rather just take some drugs that knock me out and you inject with more drugs that make sure i never wake up, if its all the same
>>216008918If you search tilde on the r9k archives you’ll see his tits
come to tel aviv
>>216008886I would go as far to say that mark feely isn't attracted to kids, I reckon he's just such an ugly mutant with 0% chance of ever fucking a normal looking woman he just has no morals or understanding of anything and will shag anything and he just so happens to only get that attention from nonce hunters posing as women.
>>216008877bore off you tranny mental case freak
>>216008911>explain people being weird or having weak characters?what if you used experiments and empiricism to explain this truthfully?>>216008850how long do your manic cycles usually last?
Remember when I was mentally ill and I spent all night crying in a field near the hospital sending aggressive emails to the Gregg's HR team because my manager wouldn't let me make the sandwiches on a Wednesday morning
John Skelton sex arse
>>216008911Those are almost always caused by malnutrition.
>>216008958>was
>>216007541what are they saying?
>>216008957Couple of months usually. I do some truly bizarre shit
>>216008958dont have to remember, its reality shame you didnt die in that field
>5 foot 5 >Ugly as sin >Stupid >On benefits Wind your neck in lads obviously he would become a nonce, obviously he should still be killed but can we really blame him for being cursed by God being born a mutant?
watching who shot mr burnsi bet it was the dog
>>216008999>shame you didnt die in that field
>>216008958do you fancy men or women? or asexual
>>216009025He fancies men, he’s forever asking for a boyfriend here and on britfeel
>>216009006it was the baby
I also wish I wasn't banned from every Greggs in the UK as they sometimes do stuff I'd like to try. Sometimes I walk past Gregg's stores and make eye contact with the staff to assert my authority >>216009025Bisexual
>>216009006It was Moe
>>216008947had a look couldn't see any boobs just a pic of seasidemark and some wojaks
>>216009006carl
>>216009081Despite being only 13% of Springfield's population...
How did the mentally ill, socially awkward and fat ugly mongs on team Tranny somehow convince the fit birds to be on their side? Did they backdoor the hipster movement through the fags?It's proper grim for us shaggers having to navigate those mutants without offending fit birds
>>216009073When I get back from my walk I’ll post them. Nothing too crazy though
>>216008850you sure they're not bipolar? i used to wonder how i ended up so socially retarded but when i look back i realise just how similar i am to my dad
>>216009005Ha ha .. Is that Oor Limmy I see ..
>>216009067Do you have a type when it comes to guys?
>>216009102I don’t think any of them are bipolar, though I do strongly suspect my dad is an autist.
https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadowgot gifted a sub by someone. thanks for supporting our girl, lad
get a grip you autistic cunts
>>216009067>Bisexualhave you ever had a fella or gf? ive probably seen you make hundreds of posts and never noticed you write anything sexual or intimate relationships
Ebin left him locked in a car
>>216008866good post
>>216009156don't know how
>>216009101>walk>midnight
>>216008850Think it might be connected to genes usually more associated with other conditions, some of which we won't have names for and have no way of sussing out without looking really carefully or having some AI assistance maybe some time. Luck of the draw at the end of the day how they interact and manifest. *massages your shoulders*
>>216008482wow. unemployed brit woman looks like this!?!
>>216009156cant im autistic
>>216009140seasideMARK is my type >>216009157Neither
>>216009180Yeah I’m an incel
>>216009156okay, now what?
>>216009147bazza
>>216009195what do you gain from it though
So this is employed woman aka sacked tranny aka Tilde from /britfeel/:>posted on r9k under the name tilde from 2015-2018>lives in a council house with his dolescum family>highly autistic>special interests include languages, pokemon, and anime>compulsive liar>alcoholic>bulimic>got fired after threatening to slice his wrists at work for attention twice>diddled by his uncle while his sister watched>obsessed with seasidemark because he reminds him of his fat nonce uncle>uni drop out>shoplifter>compulsive liar>works at ALDI battlefield road shrewsburyhttps://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynWanything else?
Don't care how fit they are I'm never, EVER shagging a woman who has ever posted on 4chan.Any woman who posts on 4chan is bad genetic stock and I don't want that level of autism/sperg passed on to my child
>>216009194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9typ4cIn60Thoughts on this video? It's one of my favourite SSM moments
>>216009194have you tried not scaring people by wearing dresses when youre clearly a man
>>216009209I get to pretend I'm Ryan Gosling in a Ryan Gosling film for a while
greggs going to deathcon 5 when sacked tranny walks in
>>216009218sounds like me if i was a tranny
>>216009067Are you lady Zee?
>>216009218Ebin looked him in a car
>>216009228what do you wear
>>216009230id just close the door and say were closed
>>216009240Ebin finished with him at the Grand Scarborough Hotel
know a guy who's a drug addict, has never held a job and has no education and yet he has two kids and a gf who loves him. me? an incel
>>216009194>Neitherfair enough. neither have i, not really. i had a sexual relationship with a woman about 10 years ago but i hated her.
>>216009262Would you date how current gf?Most incels can shag they just expect to shag someone who is normal when they aren't
>>216009262you've mischaracterized him because you're jealous
>>216009220>I'm never, EVER shagging a womanwell nobody would dispute that pal
>>216009295nope, his job is selling drugs and he literally had to go on the run from the cops and bailifs
we need to take the word incel back and make it sexy using the power of our big brains. the birds will be all over us
>>216009317women don't care about intelligence
Toast tastes nicer when you butter it before toastingTastes like bread from a toastie press
>>216009317lead the way mate
As a shagger passing on some advice, if you want to have sex with a non fat woman in the modern day you have to have atleast two of these Good body Above average looks Good job -40k or more
>>216009356I have the first two
>>216009356just the top two mate
>>216009332That's a lot of work man.
>>216009332you're trying to make me set the toaster on fire again
>>216009356know guys who have none and shag birds all the time
I'm 33 and used to be obeseNow I have a younger gym bunny gf, nice job nice carYou can gain a clue
So THIS is sacked tranny?
>>216009379No you don't
>>216009356chloroforma good sturdy rag
>>216009332toast tastes nicer when you coat it in egg and fry it>>216009356by good body do you mean lean or gymcel
If aids didn't exist I reckon I could bring myself to shag or be shagged by a really fit tranny
>>216009221It's heartwarming.>>216009239No I don't know who that is>>216009270Thanks for being understanding
>>216009395
>>216009397yeah i do. you just need to have a dark triad personality. that's it
>>216009409Either or, basically a physically appealing body so can be anything from slim with six pack and a chest all the way to halfthor worlds strongest man and The Rock
>>216009356>Good body nope>Above average looks nope>Good job -40k or morenosuppose that explains a lot
>>216009426Too grim
when you go trans you have to hand in your man cardlike physically theres an office you have to go to and give it to a clerk its mental
never take life or dating advice off 4chan you retards
youtube recommending me the japanese my little pony channel
>>216009412>Thanks for being understandingNo problem. Good luck with the future. I hope you find someone.
>>216009502imagine all the vile things their chinese sponsors do ti themdegrade and use them as fuck toyscan smell the dried cum from here
>>216009510Here's one piece of advice:You've got to lose that weight, and you won't believe the confidence and life it will give you back
leftypol spending upwards of two minutes meticulously peeling off the film lid of his müller corner pot in a vain attempt to keep the thick yoghurt layer preservedrorke brutishly jabbing through the film with the arse end of his spoon
>>216009546lost weight nothing in my life changed. still an incel
Mommy Prejac Clench Training93%(871)
>>216009574oh, so THAT'S what became of spaino
>>216009510Even when they say don't come one here?
>>216009510why not? all the advice i ever got from family, teachers, friends, colleagues, reddit and everyone else ive ever met or interacted with was dogshit. no matter how bad the advice here it literally cant be worse than everything else ive ever been told.
son got a couple of sea urchins on his shii
every time you get drunk you permanently lose 0.1 iq point
haven't had sex since before chinky flu
>>216009510it's better than advice from normalfags
This is the third time someone's hearted a tweet of mine and then unhearted. You got a heart! Hey cool, let me go look at my tweet. No heart!
>>216009702I'm down to single digits my nigga
>>216009717imagine caring about twitter in le 2025
>>216009710Need this man in important government roles pronto
>>216009702not to worry, i can get it back by doing speed
Actually would be deep into -IQ by now, probably -30ish
We used to walk together, chasing the dreamMaking a scene, be the best you can beTwo years, I should've knownLosing a friend is losing a homeHow does it feelTo know you're hated by those you believed in?To know that I hope you choke?It's the way you get into my headGuiding lights, I don't know where you've beenThe other day, I was wishing you were deadNow there's sights I wish you could have seenWaste no time arguing with a liarNow you're down with nowhere left to goTen years go straight into the fireWe used to know each other, closer for a whileGave you a chance, she'll go the extra mileSelf-doubt and fear 'til the endNailed yourself to the cross yet againHow does it feelTo wake up and wonder why everyone left you?To know that you fucked yourself?It's the way you get into my headGuiding lights, I don't know where you've beenThe other day, I was wishing you were deadNow there's sights I wish you could have seenWaste no time arguing with a liarNow you're down with nowhere left to goTen years go straight into the fireSharp little tongue, scars I adoreTwenty-five stitches, I bleed no moreSharp little tongue, scars I adoreTwenty-five stitchesSharp little tongue, scars I adoreTwenty-five stitches, I bleed no more
Thank you MrPaulHFor another fantastic Sunday shave!!Only a few days until your next shave on Wednesday!https://youtu.be/QhdFZhZDHsc
>>216009772Context required
>>216009772this has nothing to do with gary eats or pocket monsters
>>216009814>>216009814
