chris morris edition
Ziedbelg is fucking mental. Literally lost his mind.
>>216012344dat boy out he got dam mind
finally broke down and watched the 67 origin cliphe's cute ngl
Another day in the books, I fought the good fight. Made a little cheddar, completed my homework. In a year I'll be well on my way to having a life worth living
texas...home
can't stop with the rancid farts
>>216012344what's he done now?
More like Stank Lloyd Shite
going to eat a whole jar of pickles and then get started on this bottle of whiskey
>>216012826Pour the whiskey into the jar. Or save brine to drink hungover.
>>216012532i've never watched skibidi toilet. refused to and was never shown it either or accidentally saw it either i have heard a bit of it though
>>216012874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsrvmNtWU4E&pp=ygUcbWV0YWxsaWNhIHdoaXNrZXkgaW4gdGhlIGphcg%3D%3D
mentally im here
Dear Atheists: You can't refute our experiences
this would be a tradition in england if bloody mary had a son
>>216013077i wonder what that building actually is, seems interesting
>>216013088used a similar argument on the doctors when i was in the psych ward
Plotting my counter-rape of planet earth
might graduate from being a burden to society to being a menace to society
the girl who plays matilda in matilda (1996) looks like peter stormare
Good morning.
>>216013239Wonderful.
>>216013343konichiwa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szGxq3pvJPQ
>>216013387Konnichiwa, Aussie.
>>216013387How are you today?
>>216013343yo yot
smiling friendsfunny
my stomach hurts
My armpit hurts
MY TUMMY IS HURTING
need the clarky cat to fix my tumny oh gosh help me please
>>216013823wishing you good health
>>216013878ok thank youI feel better
starmer in the mud once again
>>216013956is that in israel or the uk, why would israel comment on it
>>216013773>>216013823>>216013837Stop eating before bed. Only thing that stopped my GERD
Hour and a bit drive down to the coast, can't wait to fish. Gonna start a new podcast and listen to a few fresh albums I reckon
Rhodesia was the last burst of Anglo Faustian spirit, abandoned at the edge of the world, farmboys defending what was theirs with lead and fire.
next post i see that's amusing or interesting is getting a guaranteed (You) courtesy of moi
>>216013998Enjoy king x
this is what zoomer freaks wantfucking shit and stink loving freakshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760917659992816.webm
>>216013998good effort lad. what are you fishing for? I was thinking about getting on a boat to fish for cod but it's a bit too early in the season yet
gonna do a bit of fishing myself
>>216013982it's not bed I think I have a little ulcer because I took two aspirin and an acetaminophen yesterday with not enough waternow I have an owie spot in my tummy and when I eat or drink the juice it feels ouch
>>216014140fat yank bastard (looks yum)
I know this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RRRiW4SUC4david said the n word :-O
A normal day in France.
>>216014242
>>216014242I would have won
>>216014242>>216014276not a fan of this sport
A normal day in america brit bro...
>>216014031poo
Is it true brit is blocked in britain ?
beautiful valid trans girls rule the world
>>216014492Brit moment...
>>216014503aye
still here actively monitoring the thread for good posts btw, whenever you're ready lads
>>216014492well that's still no excuse to post a pic of RD shitting out a ginormous steamy log of poop, even by horse standards
>>216014503He mogs her
Listening to the unabomber manifesto for bed tonite instead of the Holy Bible
Surely "ultimate beginner's guide" must be a misnomer
>>216014566bournemouth til i die
Woman, 75, dies in house fire as youth arrested
Brit bros the fuck are you posting
>>216014633aren't you allowed to head kick
>>216014535>>216014633>britcan you not see flags or something?>bros>pluralcongratualtions on your (You) i guess
yank flag checks out
>>216014650Not when they are on the floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysNrXVbK4Nkyes i am very refined and sophisticated
Literally spent the whole weekend playing some shitty mobile style tower defence game on my PC.Now refreshed for the toil week ahead
aw did someone get banned? is someone having a little tantrum?
Whats funny to watch on the telly lads? Got the dodgy firestick an all
>>216014764Its fredo not freddo
>>216014773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQCrcAFuI-E
>>216014764youre not british
>>216014786lolwut
>>216012980It's kino
woke up bed absolutely drenched in sweat despite having my SUMMER duvet on and being naked
>>216014764wait, can people of other nations believe these things??
>>216014818got the heating on me
>>216014848mmhmm
how old were you when you became racist lads? think i was about 14
>DVSA kicked me for being a botcheers, just another three months and ill have a test booked
>>216014931Like 21 before that I used to go to BLM stuff with my gf
>>216014960Just use one of the apps
just cheated on my std test
bench press is SO much harder when you go really slow
desperatebut not seriousyour kisses driveme delirious
>>216015003all resistance training is, isn't it?
if it’s not a suit interview what the fuck are you actually supposed to wear also I’m 23 so don’t tell me some boomer clothes
>>216014961What was that like going there? Rather fascinating. I've basically always been 'racist' since 14 myself.>>216015069fly as shit whyte boi polo or better a collared shirt and some trousers and decent shoes I reckon
>>216015087ok I have poloswhat type of trousers you mean like the ones you would wear to school?and what is decent shoes would black af1 be okay
>>216014982none exist
blithering retards the lot of you
>>216015143I used drivingtestNOW
did you know you can play the hit 2000 PC action/stealth game No One Lives Forever for FREE?!
>>216015154>Signups paused due to challenges in test availability.they cant even give out tests now
First
>>216015199Oh damn
>>216005071whale isnt a fish is it
>>216015140chinos are good, black or brown shoes
>>216015069our CEO wears a t-shirt and jeans all the time
>>216012288
>>216015069look up business casual
>>216015140yeah say if you have a blue polo i feel like beige chinos go rather well with them, black is fine too, the black air force 1s are probably fine too I'd go with that, what's the job though just in case
>>2160150691/4 zip
>>216015271ziedy making early posts before his mums boyfriend boots him off the pc
>>216015300Warehouse
>>216015344Yeah the air forces will be fine then
pissing down with rain outside
>>216015344lol
>>216015344Ouch
odds another coffee and cigaretteevens another wankdubs shit shower shave
>>216015372>>216015384dont geddit
>>216015344As long as you can tie your own laces you’ll be ahead of every other candidate.
>>216015391get a job
>>216013316Looks more like Sonia from eastenders
>>216015391mental that asmongold has barely changed since the 1980s
apparently in order to be a sex god you have to go for atleast 45 mins preferably an hour
The toil haha am i right
Going to do practice my primal screaming techniques in the car on the way to work in a bit :)
hello darkness my old friend
don't have a job
>>216015445go where
>>216015493Never had one me
>>216015493How do you make money?
i wanna fuckmy computah
>>216015518mumberg provides
>>216015507why you getting smart for you know what that means
>>216015507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTdR2NLEsPA
pnies
excited to go to Lidl soonWorking on my exposure therapy
>>216015577what is there in lidl
had some bad dreams in the night and now I'm hopelessly anxious sick of it
mummy mum tittty boob boob milk
>>216015584People
>>216015577runt
*^____^*
>>216015591oh dont like people mewouldnt bother going myself
cocks go back this weekend
shaved my whiskers. now I don't recognize my face. /blog
>>216015608Why be nasty>>216015613Neither but I want to be better
bell grab adorglad rabble
another day in the toil minessmile oh so handsome
>>216015416there's a part of me that wants toi need to fix so much about myself before i can even try though, and i've been out of work so long, there's no way anyone would ever hire methere's no financial incentive since PIP and that pays me so much to do fuck all these daysif i fixed my alcoholism and my generalised anxiety disorder or whatever it's called, and found a way to make money working from home self employed, then it might be possiblebut to give you an idea of how fucked i am, my boiler's been broken for months and i'm too much of a spaz to even just text my landlord to have him get it fixedeasier for me to have cold showers and no heating in my flat than do the bare minimum amount of human contact needed to get my boiler sortedit's hard to make other people understand just how fucked up i am thanks to my "invisible disability," but it is realtldr: i'm trying, and making small improvements here and there, but it's not as easy as people think when you're as fucked up as i am
Reminder that it's ok for a 31 yr old man, who has fundamentally ruined his life, to 'start over' in a faceless one bedroom unfurnished apartment.
i've got the powers that brunning through me
>>216015693Are you mocking or being serious I can’t tell
>>216015693but how will he survive without mummy's milk?
>>216015683How many PIPbux you getting?
>>216015624Well there's the ol' 'pression back with 4pm sunsets for 5 months
>>216015683runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v83V3TxoHCU
September - pengOctober - comfyNovember - alriDecember - sadness loomsJanuary - don't want to live anymoreFebruary - it will be over soon, spring will comeMarch - spring... will... come...April - it's comingMay - finally, took long enough
>>216015797Poonjabers if you will
>>216015766£600+ a month PIP, and £323 a fortnight, and about £400 rent, from the DWPso it's about £1,650 a month in totalmore than i need, and a lot of it gets pissed away on boozei knew i could get PIP or DLA for years, but i didn't apply since i didn't need it until cost of living went up>>216015775yes very helpful, thanks
>>216015845Wtfffff what do I need to get this?
>>216015834There's like a 30% chance I would've killed myself if this place didn't have a ski hill and I'm suicidal half of the time.
UK winter isnt even that bad you wet wipes.
>>216015704Not mocking you. I didn't read your posts before I posted. I am in a similar situation. I think the tone of my post could be called post-irony or post-post-irony or post-post-post-irony.
>>216015845kek this is my take home pay. but i have my health so i still mog you
>>216015920I'm a highly sensitive person, HSP, so things like weather and seasonal changes deeply affect my mood compared to a non-HSP person
>>216015871just tell the government you feel really really sad
>>216015930....em?
>>216015939Your take home pay is 1650? Uuff how's the cost.of living crises hitting you in the lower wage brackets? Or you still live at home on reduced rent?
>Still getting spots at 23Fuck god and fuck Jesus I hope the Jews are right and he is burning in shit and piss
had a chuckle
>>216015949Bruh it cannot be that simple can it? Is it like job seekers where.youre not allowed to leave the country, have to go to some work meeting? Couldn't imagine having to go and be sad with a government office worker a few times a month
september is basically 2nd summer often hotter than the first summeroctober to april is just rain because it's never cold enough for snow. spring and summer are kinda mid because it takes ages for the nice plants to come in and the actual nice weather probably only lasts 2 weeks at most and then everything is dried out like some african shit hole
>>216015988Insane take
>>216015977kek
>>216015845why don't you just get a job? i make $170k working from home with about 10-20 hours of actual work per week
>>216015871mental elf inniti didn't need to lie to my doctor, or on any forms, or in the phone interview for PIPbut anyone could, and i don't see how they'd be able to telli guess you'd start by telling your doctor you can't leave the house or engage with people, even on the phone, most of the time, because of anxietyget referred to a specialist and prescribed some pillsthen you tell the DWP and apply for disability, they ask your doctor, and you get a bunch of forms and that to fill inyou get a medical exam and stuffas i said, i didn't need to lie, and my history backs up my claim>>216015939i don't deny anyone who works completely mogs me, even if they get less moneyone reason i avoid talking to anyone is the embarrassment of being such a societal burdenand i can't say nobody chooses this lifestyle, because there are people who lie to get the NEET life i've gotand how do i convince people i'm not one of those?half my family think i'm just a scrounging malingerer and shit all over at family gatherings, which i just avoid nowmy nephew just had a kid, and at my mum's wake he asked me, in front of our whole family, how can he avoid his kid turning out like meit's hard to describe what that feels like
>>216016001you're wrong because you're an island paki
>>216016006see >>216015683
when people get veneers and end up looking like they got those straight cat teeth
>>216015812good
>>216016041they know?
stop being a boNObo and start being a boYESbo
when will there be no more death?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqdJ6CsXt4Y<3
that beer hit my hand on a friday like thors hammer
>>216016012Damn dude, where do you live? Is it at least somewhere nice where you can go out for walks n shit?How did you do all that shit with your doctor and DWP etc if you're so anxious? Like I have anxiety and I'm on the spectrum but it's not that bad, I just channel it into being a cunt to normies at work like a normal human>>216016017I live in Bristol normally dickhead but yeah the ol 'nnnel Islands have nicer weather for sure but winter is still depression wrapped in wind
>>216016073when everyone escapes the cycle of samsara and no longer suffers the reincarnation into the material realm caused by material desiresthat's what i heard anyway
>>216016065only if you stop being a bo-homo
>>216016065
Don't like summer because I feel pressured to be outside doing eventful things
making a mood board for my new apartment
>>216016105i live somewhere very nice, surrounded by middle class homeowners and familiescan't help feeling like i belong on a council estate instead because my mere presence is shitting up the placei could go for lovely walks if i could comfortably leave the house, but i never do because of the mental elvesi managed to do the doctor exam and dwp medicals in person years ago, but all my recent interviews and stuff have been over the phone
trying to escape scransara but the mcdonalds app keeps sending me cheap deals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ_EjeGIujg
>>216016109Cannot wait for my atman to achieve moksha and stop entering bodies, fucking sick of it
>>216016172get a clueno one cares about your blogposts
>>216016176only fat fucks have fast food apps
>>216016197relax
>>216016197noted
>>216016012>my nephew just had a kid, and at my mum's wake he asked me, in front of our whole family, how can he avoid his kid turning out like mehowling. they're right btw. you are a scrounging malingerer. you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>216016210you're a immigrant how dare you come in here telling a native whats what
saw a black person last week and still haven't recovered
>>216016176yolo
>>216016225Sorry to hear that lad
>>216016222take your bad vibes and your poor grasp of the english language and shove them up your backside
>>216016197I literally asked him questions idiot>>216016172Nah you don't wanna be around the lower classes when you're like this, that'll do nothing for you (and it'll give them ideas...)You should get an Uber to a spot far away and just walk back to your house slowly increasing the distance, somewhere naturey
>>216016205it was a joke, codyi was joking it was a /brit/mas joke
>>216016225looked in the mirror aahahaaa!!?!?!?!
>>216016246it's idiomatic you mong
reckon i’ll be nought but a lowly garden slug in my next life
>>216016263I'm white (Portuguese)
farts still reek even after unloading some hefty turdsthe foulness must still be working its way through my sewage system
>>216016284>New Bedford vibes
>>216016268hurry up and get bored
>>216016225rorke struggling to come to terms with his hate upon witnessing his very first gargantuan jungle ghetto booty
>>216016220i've just come to accept that there are people who think this about me, and i'll never change their mindi know i'm not a bad person, and that i'm trying to cope and recover from all the trauma and shit that caused my mental disordersi'm doing what i can and if it's not enough for some people, well, they don't know what i'm struggling with so i can mostly just disregard their opinion of me and worry about reality instead
>>216015609you really are the bees knees
>>216016294I said white, not Madeiran
>>216016279no changes then
>>216016309Kek but still Mass?
>>216016313aye, i’ll fit right in
must be nice having mateswould love some of my own one day
would love to be a little spider that lives in a garden shed
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>my nephew just had a kid
colleague is 77 years old, no clue why he still shows up for toil
>>216016348<3
>>216016384the love of the game>>216016374boiled that unc in a cauldron filled with salt and vinigger
>>216016384maybe he's bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX0Su3Nj92s
>>216016374my nephew is older than me
glod
Scheiße
my nephew shagged my bottom!
haven't wanked in 7 years
>>216016442Catholic tier relations
>>216016503
>>216016524he's older than me
My sister buried me today
haven’t wanked in 24 hours
>>216016442hola
>>216016321maybe
havent wanked in 2 weeks. gona get prostate cancer at this rate
come to brazil
crying tears of joy managerberg is still on annual leave today
it's 9 oclock
>>216016588it's 5 o'clock somewhere
>>216016549We have a lot of madeiroids in the channel islands, Jersey more than Guernsey but uff what a group of (loud) people
wonder how many uk flags are pakisthere statistically has to be a few
where do I find a goth gf in the UK?
>>216016374kek I look like thiswill be 30 in December
*BRAAAAAAAP*
>>216016628we have some brown portuguese (madeirans, some cabo verdeans) but mostly white portuguese (acorean)
>will be 30 in December
decisions, decisions...
HAMAS TUNNELS UNDER CHEADLE
>>216016736rorke's gf
rorke's gf
>tek it tek it>NO IT'S TOO BIG I CAN'T!!!!>tek it tek it
:/
Cheadle Hamas accidentally digging into the Cheadle synagogue's tunnels
>>216014503>LatinaBest Timmy culd do
Haha yeah 30 that's ancient hahaha
why is imdb kill
>>216016651they're nonsentient fabric rectangles
Got a free ticket to the American football game in London yesterday and it's actually insaneSport for people with tiktok brain>10 seconds of play >commentators shouts some catch phrase over the tannoy >cheerleaders stream onto the pitch >"Scan the QR code to see McCoys turn your selfie into an AI Jacksonville jaguars player">*random air raid siren*Three and a half hours of this
Emma Watson did a big stinky.
>>216016973I hacked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvQBMSL6aTE
gonna drunk drive
>they're nonsentient fabric rectangles
enjoy your dinner
>>216016973Probably related to AWS. Loads of websites are fucked atm.
finna scran and poo
HAMAS PARAGLIDERS OVER POOWONG
>>216017109scrnigrming
that's a bit scary
got a catberg on my lapberg
>>216017117so fucking cuddle i will snuggle them if i ever catch one
https://x.com/willhaycardiff/status/1979949660308463782The average reform voterNot even funny just depressing honestly
>>216017053not on, is it?
7/11 was a part time job
>>216017125hope the fluffyfooted bastards knock over your bins
bloody lynx lad
uguu
was 50g short on my protein last night so i made 10 eggs before bed, big mistakenever produced so much poo in my life, had to skip the teams meeting just to continue purging my bowels
>>216017128lmao he's just being cautious in what he says
>>216017151
>Lucius Njoku, 33, fraudulently used the name of agency nurse Joyce George to work as a healthcare assistant at the Countess of Chester Hospital, Chester.>Njoku was not spotted by colleagues despite wearing the woman's NHS name badge - complete with clear photograph, Chester magistrates' court heard.>He was only found out when a suspicious patient confronted Njoku and the fraudster blustered: 'My name is Joyce - but I am a man'.Insane how common this is, if you hire a Nigerian you need to assume two of his mates are gonna be jumping in to do shifts when he just can't be arsedDon't expect them to be qualified mindThis is what makes managing them such a nightmare
>>216017192Yeah sure bud
>>216017201this is easily prevented
>>216017207He literally said I've got to be careful with what I say. That's the opposite of your dumb Reform voter who just goes on about grooming gangs. He understands the problems that immigration have caused and the economic strain related to them.
fucks sake haha
I did it
problem is they all look the same
i've never even met a nigerian
>>216017222Oh dear you were being serious…
>>216017244>>216017244>>216017244
short and/or bald men are treated with contempt
>>216017214racist
>>216017250they are beautiful
how are we supposed to expect reform to be capable of running the country when they cant even run a few local councils, honestly dont even know where we go from here but the country is 100% finished
>>216017248BIG IIIIRON
>>216017245typical lefty can't actually address a problem voiced by british citizens that is affecting their life, just shouts "racist" and "bigot"
>>216017274Just put your faith in the ex bankers and ex tories :)
>>216017274>the country is 100% finishedYou've been saying this since Cameron was PM. Surely all these immigrants and diversity should have cured the problem by now?
>>216017259my office has a machine that face scans you on entry before it 'activates' your key card, if the face doesn't match you have no access to the building surely something similar could apply
>>216017274labour did a great job instead didn't they ya muppet
>>216017274>how are we supposed to expect reform to be capable of running the countrynot to worry lad they'll keep the pipeline to Israel well fed, thats all the country is needed for anyway
irish diaspora
>>216017274its impossible to run a council because the government hands down a million things you have to spend money on by law
>>216017297Not really feasible in a hospital where the public need to be and to come and go
>>216017278Literally never said racist or bigot? I think he’s a gormless mong who doesn’t even know what day it is, he can barely string a sentence together. And somehow you think he’s articulated his point perfectly, funny that
>>216017293>>216017298if you can't see this country is finished then you're blind, just sell us off to the gulf arabs through privatization already because that's what will happen anywaywell its either them or america, and i'd prefer the gulf arabs
>>216017340>>216017340>>216017340
janny's such a sad cunt :(
