It was narrated that Aisha said "the verse of zutt was revealed, and the messenger of Allah came to me after the call of nature complaining of runny discharge. I scraped the zutt semen off his robe ten times, while Abdullah feasted on the scraps."
the real hadiths are funny enough already you don’t need to invent fake ones
>>216014009I like working on my creative writing
get a job lachlan