How do i become like an Australian
>>216016145Have a sense of humorBecome unkempt Be crude and crassBe dirtyBe outgoingApproach women and make them laugh with jokesDrink lots of beerGermans can maybe do the last one. But it's pretty grim besides that.
>>216016145Fight birds and lose
celebrate christmas in the summer
>>216016145become Chinese
>>216016421None of that. I lived in straya. Strayans are weirdly outgoing to the point of manic but can suddenly turn introspective. The whiplash can be very jarring. From my experience, Strayans value loyalty and straight talk. Break that and they'll stop cussing you and be "polite" to you forever.
>>216016145you need to combine the arrogance of knowing you're better than other countries but the insecurity of having no history and to take it all out by never being serious or dealing with or accepting failure
>>216016145I have a small uncircumcised phimosis penis that doesn't get fully erect anymore and I'm going bald
>>216016145idk