fit edish
what the fuck is heathermong's problem with squirrels?
It's just crazy to me that someone got to nosh on prime jennifer connelly arse and pussy
>>216018747>Yet they've changed Club's famous slogan from "if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club" to "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever,"
We all know that one Rorke that doesn't play about his biscuits and chocolate bars.
>paid in full by motabilityoh my days you're all such fucking mongs
Driving my red Jag to get my prostate checked. Just smoked some EV driver at the lights in a 30 zone. Done him.
>99.9% motability
>>216018895mad how much tax i've had to pay to fund this post
if you can dream it you can do it
>>216018922I dunno, I've been doing stretches for ages and I can't even get the tip in my mouth.
the b in brit stands for benefitsbenefitreceivinginceltribe
>>216018894Lmao, I've only had the car six weeks so it's taxed until August next yearPrevious owner was an old geezer, why the fuck were we letting these cunts buy a 3.0 supercharged sports saloon on motability
motorway says the jaguar is worth £7k
rorke finding out he's heir to the throne of bhenchodstan
*invites you into his mouse hole*
What's the area in the UK with the least amount of knobheads?
>>216018922I dreamt I had sex with my waifu it was great.Yet I know it will never happen because she's a fabrication, a figment of my imagination: (
almost one million cars for these "disabled" people to ride jaguars for free
>>216018945yeah ok mateanxiety or depression?
>>216018962probably somewhere poncey on the south coast
>The Motability scheme provides cars to around 815,000 users, including around 40,000 luxury vehicles. It is open to people who claim a qualifying mobility allowance, most commonly through the personal independence payment (PIP).oh my fucking days
>>216018962I don't know but it's certainly nowhere south of York
>>216018958awful make-up, especially the lipstick
disgusting what I just wanked to I feel ashamed
>>216018942lol
he’s switched to Rorke posting omdz
small boat cronem receiving a G wagon from pip due to depression
benefitreceivinginceltribe
oak trees lose their leaves before maple at least judging by the view out my window
>>216018996what was it
Is that jag actually a pip car lmao
Might have to get myself on PIP for anxiety so I can get a new car.Heard Jags are all the rage at the moment.
baldretardedinceltwat
>>216019016tiles
>>216018990um...cheesed to meet you?
>>216018976Naa I live in Brighton and it's teeming with knob heads
>>216019038The return of the legend...
gfs dad making me a tea while I wfh toil at her house, PENG life
>>216019053hove isnt
>>216019062get him shagged
Any time skeptic man in?
>>216019062Just not true is it
increase the age you can do porn to 25
>>216019069Yeah it is maybe even more so since they're stuck up tarqs
>>216019082mad how you think something rather normal isn’t true
>>216019084rorke never wanking again
Near where William landed on our shores, the French cunt
>>216019062seems like a pretty normal occurrence to me. has your life been devoid of pleasantness up to now?
raining quite lovely
>>216019093Just skeptical about people who brag about their life on the unemployed incel forum
done her
women keep getting radiation poisoning >invent something>die from cancer because of it
>>216019114howd they get up the cliff
>>216019123It’s a fair assessment but you’ll find quite a few normalish people about here
nth for the gyaldem
>>216019114Looks peng
>>216018980I had no idea this was a thing until recently. Crazy how millions or even billions can get spaffed up the wall without even noticing.
>>216019128Get a job
>>216019114and julius caesar
>>216019114That's Cuckmere Haven, a good 10 miles or so away from Pevensey where William the Bastard landed.
What's motability?Spastic vehicle?
>>216019114he come on a small boat as well?
>>216019131they used the sucker cups on the feet of the frogs legs they brought for food to scale them
>>216019170Yeah thats Cuckmere Haven, hence why I said near - doing the walk from Seaford
>>216019114we've been dealing with small bote cronem for 2000 years by now and we always fall to them
>>216019175big flagship called The Mora laden with knights actually
william the cronemqueror
>>216019206Bet you miss us now
mad how utterly shite zoomer tradies are always hire an old boomer tradie cunt if you can
might get one of those new V-levels
Saw some BAMEs milling around outside on the street last night next to a brand new 25 plate Kia and sure enough it was motability
>>216019228The Normans were as French as our Windrush generation are English, but I love your country and its people desu
>>216019128remember when he threw a fit because someone donated only 1 dollar?
>>216019227gay nigger porn poo screaming
>>216019242my V-level is off the charts
>>216019172Yes but it is now basically life support for the car industry because they've legislated them so hard they are forced to make hideous and expensive cars no one wants to buy so instead the state buys them to keep people in jobs and gives them out to migrants and grifters
Getting a Honda C125 on motability
>>216019231Obviously old people have more experience you mong
>>216019231Both are terrible. There doesn't exist a single competent tradesman in the UK.
are there seriously people getting free cars from our government because theyre poor?
>>216019281didnt ask
>>216019249True and same <3
>>216019299oh sorry i thought you did
>>216019293only person l've known with a free car is an older fella with MS
Did you lads know that the first Norman castle in England was built in ~1050 AD? I bet you didn't
>>216019249well firstly 99% of Normans were ethnic french. only their ruling class were descendants of Rollo and his Norsemen. and they mixed with the native population immediately. Rollo married a french princess as soon as he was granted the lands by the king. his followers would have done the same. they're as french as it gets really.
>>216019293Hurr no you've fallen for right wing propaganda they aren't 'free' they have to pay for them using their PIP money (given to them by the state for free)
>>216019329t. Dafydd ap Llllaghochoghyllynnog
>>216019327What castle lad?
invaded and lost by a nigga called Norman oh my days
>>216019293Go for a walk and check the vehicles you see:https://www.motabilitycheck.comReport your findings when you're back.
>>216019327how's that possible
remember that time they sent a lizard to a DNA company and it came back jewish
>>216019293Yes. It's so common just googling certain car models will autosuggest motability after the make
>>216019373Going to do so when I get home. Rather loudly on the street.
the Jews are probably being manipulated by somethingthey arent the "chosen people" though (me I am)
just checked all the licence plates in my road6/10 of them are on motability including a range rover that cost at least £60,000 and a 2024 BMW
>>216019329Depends what you mean by French. Gaulish or Frankish.
>>216019374Edward the Confessor's mum was a Norman and he grew up there while Cnut was king. Some Norman nobles came across during his reign.
that was tough. she had me on the ropes.
>>216019358Richard's Castle in Herefordshire. Richard Scrob was a Norman knight in the service of Edward the Confessor, and he built a small castle to defend the country from Welsh incursions.A small patch of wall is pretty much all that survives, and I think it's actually from a later date. Still, it's interesting to know that our first 'Norman' castle pre-dates the Battle of Hastings by a generation
remember that time someone dressed up in a big dollar and akezani jews started chasing it around?
>>216019420What sort of dump do you live in where 10 cars are visible from your bedroom window?
>(me I am)
>>216019420There's a lambo urus with a blue badge on my street lmao
>>216019452are you retarded or blind that you can't visualise a road with 10 readable number plates
>>216019452every single residential street in ever single town and city in the country?
>>216019455looks like a colourised photo of an Auschwitz prisoner
>>216019452Fucking spastic
People in North and East Yorkshire have a very Anglo-Saxon look to them, quite Scandinavian almost. They're clearly descendants of the old English yeoman class. Head into the great cloaca that is the West Riding, however, and monstrous, deformed, Afro-Hibernian hybrids abound.
which didnt happen by the way
Right I've not seen another soul in an hour, what do I do if I see a small boat cronem??
>>216019457Don't really see a problem with that, a Urus is just an expensive SUV and not really any different to driving something like an Audi Q8. Nowt stopping someone disbaled from driving one, it's not like it's a carbon tub supercar
dumb Irish
>>216019514Is this about me?
>>216019455I look like this but more inbred
Mad how AWS goes down and takes half of the fucking web with it
>>216019446>>216019435cool i forgot about edward the confessor being one reason the normans could invade
Half my parking spots in the road I live on have disabled markings on them. I know for a fact most of them are not disabled but it's easy to apply for a disability parking that you might as well do it.
>>216019497bodyslam their boat from the top of the cliff
>>216019538because it's the most reliable. if they had been on a different provider this would happen way more often. but no cloud service has 100% uptime.
Just walked past a yank on top of the cliffs, feel nauseous
>>216018894Did they fix the motability checker?
>>216019514
Cuckmere Haven, hmm yes sounds lovely.
>>216019538Good news actually maybe it will be a wake-up call for some.
big fan of the poster that’s having a lovely walk along the sea front
>>216019566>they arrived one after the other in successionme when on dover beach after spotting the small boat cronem
that isnt what a taut is
>>216019574retarded recency bias haver
>>216019293>because theyre poorNo, it's because they're claiming PIP for anxiety :)
>>216019585>t. LLB in Criminology & Reparations from Leeds Metropolitan University
>>216019566chocolate rain spotted
TAUT TUAH
taut pussy
imagine heathermong going for a walk along the cliffs, reckon he’d get heemd by a light breeze
Good news everyone!
NEW YEARNEW ME
Right made it to Cuckmere Haven - I'm finally safe.
BorderlineRetarded,IrritatingTories
Reckon I should get a breakfast butty today. Egg, bacon, sausage, brown sauce. It lush.
>>216019671needs a deano estate and retail park
>>216019637not interested jehovah witness *slams door on ur face*
>>216019671is that where the boats land
"I will not be sending the most talented and best brain youth from Burkina Faso to go work abroad, they will stay in Burkina Faso to build their country." ~Ibrahim Traore, President Burkina Faso
>>216019705Not while I'm here they won't
>>216019671seen any crondem?
>>216019497prepare to be arrested for thinking he's less british than you
>>216019726corrrr you’re doing gods work show willy
>>216019708>Traoré graduated from the University of Ouagadougou
Need to go track down these cars
>>216019596Okay jeff don't you have more important things to do?
>>216019726looks choppy
might have a wankmight not
>>216019671See any small boats?
No way across this river. Thats it then, its over. Was gonna hike up the far cliff, oh well.
>emergency broadcast system broadcasts zombie apocalypse >the """hacker""" came in and...
>>216019708Worked out well for East Germany.
>>216019773time to swim lad
>>216019782would work out well for us if other shitholes had the same attitude
>>216019708Leftypol screaming and shouting, stamping their feet
Ouagadougou push pineapple shake the treeOuagadougou push pineapple grind coffeeTo the left to the right grab that child soldier by the kneesCome and dance every night sing with a hula melody
>>216019773luv are scepter'd isle
>>216019805
>>216019771not yet lad but got my air rifle with me just in case
my neighbours car says motability 99% but I took hiim to pick it up when he got it on autotrader
>>216019805Great post
>>216019671what daft moron put a fence in the sea
glod
>>216019773*lures you up to the cliff and punts you off *A tragic accident.. these cliffs are treacherous
>>216019805psc
>>216019840that's the whitby penny hedge
>>216019805Saved
>>216019773isn't that beachy head?you might be able to see people jumping off lol
Any schizoaffective man in
any effervescent gyally demmy in
>>216019897im the main character
any bellwether man in?
i think he tried to swim the river and was washed out to searip seasidewalklad
Just went to check my car on it and realised I can't remember the reg
almost broke my glasses this morning after accidentally lying on top of them. the temples actually almost popped out of the hinges but I managed to put them back
normalise legging it full sprint at women when you see them walking the opposite direction on a dark nighttime street
Just drank 4 pints of milk, my life is a joke
rip seasidwalkladwelcome to /brit/ adriftwithhypothermialad
These were freshly ironed this morning, look how wrinkled they've gottenMust be the humidity
>>216019943Yes because plaid cymru are basically just labour. If not a little shitter. I do like me free prescriptions though
>>216019972This is perhaps your most bizarre gimmick of all Spaino.
>>216019992Retarded but ok
still laff at this one
would Jesus hate transgender people? or would he also not do anything that anyone else ever does
>>216019971Kek
my lifestyle is rapidly converging with that of mousey
>>216019805Ofcom wants to ban this harmless funTruly sick individuals
I would still love Jesus if he hated transgender people anyway
>>216020010What do you like about them? Id love to know, which plaid cymru politicians you like and respect
look at his dog
>>216020055little bugger looks chinese
>>216020052You can't just hire dwarves. And dwarves cant be actors either ok?!
shot grey squirrels at the moon
>>216020032Yeah but you’ve got actual freaks like heathermong and mousey who do probably need time away from 4chan
>>216020052don't let this distract you from mbappe's trial over vile anti-elf bigotry
remember when david guetta ended racism?
shoot* shoot grey squirrels with lead balls shoot grey squirrels with glass like with an ice gun cut their heads off
>>216020045Llinos medi I like that they are a Welsh party for Wales
nyeughh
today`sPocket Monsterof the day Is ..Porygon-Z !!
in primorial times: >:o in future times: :D hard times make strong niggas
>AI talking about people playing god
>>216020134Not a real Pokemon. He’s a glitch like Missingno.
KINO
any doctors on? wondering what this is on my shoulder and if I need to see a GP
Some paki did a load of gas then drove into the wall of the church yard. Need him strung up by his bollocks
kill every fucking dog in existence
You ever wake up from deep sleep and it takes you fucking ages to even figure out who you are, where you are and what's happening around you? Happened to me this morning took me a few minutes to even realize I was awake still in my bed and I didn't even take anything last night
fuck sake fine I'll get on the video games
>>216018846baka
>>216020202mix hydrogen permanganate with potassium chloride to make a bomb and blow up a grey squirrel park
eaten all my overnight oats and brushed my teeth like a big boy
>>216020202dunno but I must pick up some cambozola from morrisons
>>216020202Delete this post
>>216020202That's just a bit of blue cheese nothing to be worried about
bout to go to the shop and it's SHITTING it down again was sunny five mins ago wtf is happening
>>216020208why do you hate dogs rather than their owners
laughed a lot at that post so it's a shame it'll have landed him on a list somewhere
>>216020252good I hope they have me on a list: the grey squirrel killing list
Hitler should've targeted both jews and muslims
bro got that dubai chocolate growth
>>216020249
>>216020202get some sudocrem on it
>>216020271he shouldve started killing animals and all of the trees/grass/dirt and targeted oysters to starve the (((Jews))) finally >bbbut they filter water! syabu baka
>>216020251He’s Chechen Muslim
Never really found Michael Myers or any of his characters particularly funny. He has such a shit sense of humour
and theyre turning the frogs gay
Hmmm, not the best weeks sleep ive had
>>216020315Back in the late 2000's early 2010's all it took to be funny to the effeminate middle classes was be a bit camp and loudJohn Bishop, now there's a blokes comedian
>>216020013
NBA money is bonkers
Donald Trump summoned an ancient Egyptian god
>>216020372reddit said WHAT
>>216019666She needs to repent again
The double decker, the humble raisin and biscuit yorkie
>>216020388Didn’t know we were on /sp/
>>216020391Keir starmer is the political equivalent of sideshow bob continually stepping on rakes
mental after what was it 15 years of tories you're already gagging to get some giga-tories back in (now 100% more kosher)madness
The double decker, the humble raisin and biscuit yorkieChocolate rain
did these really have energy giving properties like red bull?if not why not?where are the caffeine and taurine energy chooclate bars?
The Rorkian urge to hike the green hills of England listening to SS marching songs
>>216020436Im not gagging for anything im cool and detached
>>216020388Who the heck is 5 and 8, also where is wesbrook?
>>216020436well the tories have won every election for like 50 years so not really that mental
Honestly believe many of Britain's problems can be solved by simply removing the top 1% most violent and criminal people from society. Just lock them up in a great big concrete asylum on a remote scottish island for the rest of their lives.
>>216020459>chooclate
>>216020500I don't see the point in keeping them alive
>>216020500worked out for the anglo-saxons oi oi !
Taking what the HR people call a mental wellbeing day
I am a sensitive young man forging a path in a cold and uncaring world
>>216020500Scotland already a big concrete asylum
>>216020459It's pure sugar it'll give you some energy no more than any other chocolate bar though
Getting a coffee in a nice cafe beside the canal, it’s a converted gaol. All old stone. Raining outside too. It lush.
rorke pronouncing gaol with a hard G in front of the hoes (they're embarrassed for him)
100% natural chooclate
>>216020517*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
>>216020522Might get myself out for an afternoon 'fee with the work laptop desu, don't do it often enough on wfh days and even though you look like a tryhard spastic it is nice
>>216020522>It lush
>>216020500i think el salvador did the top 10-20% of cunts, and crime basically went from nightmare dystopian gangland levels down to zero crimethey did have the advantage of all these gangsters getting tattoos identifying themselves as the problem though
>>216020388That's what a union gets you Ask the tube drivers and the RMT they'll tell you
>>216020548will that stop the government raping the tax payer though? If you really wanted a better society punushing white collar crime is the way
that's dinner sorted then
>>216020522>>216020547Why don't you incels become friends? You can bond over how you both want to rim a bloated alcoholic dosser then lose your virginities to one another.
Hike nearly over. Its been rorking it down
Might spend the day in bed
>>216020590>combat the cost of living with my £30 rustlers burgerkek
>>216020590Bigham up
>>216020593no need for that mate. it not right
>>216020590See the point of going out is you go out
really strapped for cash this week so a 30 quid ready meal is just the ticket
>>216020598good bench location
im going to get a hare as a pet. how does that make you feel?
>>216020598looks lovely that
>>216020606really want to do this myself but got too much needs doingnot good for you anyway is itmate of mine once said: the more energy you use up today, the more energy you'll have tomorrowand i reckon he was right
Elegant Asian beauties
it's quiz night
car insurance renewal offer £536.37
So long Gay Bowser
>>216020670It is, but my mate who I do the pub quiz with is not around so I shan't be going
>>216020664Easier to get things done when you're already moving isn't it
>>216020590i wouldnt spend 30 quid on a takeaway, let alone a ready meal
Got a job offer. Feel sick
Caller on Radio 2 standing up for Prince Andrew right now lmao
Mental how killing babies innocent of any wrongdoing it an human right that can't be infringed upon but suggesting we execute the 1-2% of society that makes life miserable for everyone else is seen as pure evil
>>216020710whats his argument?
working with cyanide gas you can just smoke a cigarette
Was in Italy this weekendImagine being born in ItalyBeing a real life ItalianLiving the pasta pizza wine life and driving a little Fiat Panda and living to 140 years old despite smoking 20 a day since the age of fiveMental
>In the Generation I games, the television in the player's house says, "There's a movie on TV. Four boys are walking on railroad tracks. …I'd better go, too.", which is a reference to the film Stand by Me. My Movieof the Day Is ..Stand by Me !!
>>216020727he loves licking boot
>>216020590Bighams saving the country one pre prepared meal at a time
>>216020727He said he made an honest mistake and has good character
>>216020760
>>216020655hope it gets freed from the hutch by a group of rabbits escaping the destruction of their warren by land developers
>>216020735>Living the pasta pizza wine life and driving a little Fiat PandaI can do all this now. You can't because it's very unlikely that you can even drive you friendless blogbore.
>>216020686was on about university challenge etc but you could join a stranger's team and make frends
>>216020764well thats me convinced
In Canada, they are kicking people out of their homes and taking the land off them because natives are winning court cases overseen by race communist judgesUtter insanity
>>216020777Bizarre, baseless assumption
Accidentally making best pals with a child sex trafficker
Is leftypol really going to vote for a jew?
