Dutch chicks with massive tits edition
danish
business idea: re-immigration cannon
poo smells lmao
wasn't prince andrew's "victim" a consenting 17 year old?
I HATE the EU
>>216020760All good and well till they open their mouth and you hear that god awful accent
Ukrainian brides.com
>>216020760they aren't massive, just big
eating aluminium hydroxide with a bicyclic ring drug antihistamine
>verificat1ion not required isnt allowed :(
Right well that's the wank material sorted
>>216020817When youve suckled on beach balls as a baby Im sure they are
my dick fell off
>>216020760That's not Dutch you mong
>>216020910why didnt Australians just set all the trees on fire then?
6-7
>>216020954sc
Well thats my Rorkian adventure done with - drive home back to the smelly incel bedroom
my handle just fel off my windowDon’t really know what to do now
The Andrew debate on Radio 2 is mental holy shit boomers are retarded
leftypol joining a legal terrorism organisation (one fighting for the brands and corporations)
>>216021008
>>216021025oh yeah and the government
>>216021004screw it back on you useless dickhead
>>216021004Google it and give it a go
I’m feeling blackpilledI’m feeling furious
>>216021033There’s no screw hole on it
FREE FREE
WHOSE THREADOUR THREAD
Futurama Hit and Runhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPz3PE7_4s
>>216021044>Rorke after the paki delivery bot arrived 5 mins late
hopefully this war in Pakistan is good for the poppy economy
https://x.com/Korea_Friend_UK>22.8K postsHonestly how much do you have to be paid to do this.
I want to buy adderall of this guy but what if it has fentanyl in it and I die
I really dont want to go to toil today. Last night was terrible.
>>216021123win/win
>>216021123just buy the next one up and adult version of the kids adderall version find it yourself I am not going to go prescribe it to you over the internet
>>216021107https://x.com/juche0071>55K postsChrist alive.Leftypol in the flesh.
the government prescribes gaviston for stomach acid (and heartburn). insane how deep they are into this country
>>216021122Shrek cum on the 'za
>>216021122elton john dysentery
A clue to be gained?
nth for the baddiedem
>gaviston
>>216021123Cut one into quarters, then one quarter into an eighth - swallow an eighth - see how you feel. Swallow a quarter - see how you feel. I see why you need adderall, this isnt that complicated
I don't get this gimmick
Got a load of anxiety for some reason. Need it to get to 5pm pronto so I can go out and have an alcoholic drink.
its my bloodright as a British person to get codeine. I should have it or ill start eating Chinese (Traditional) Medicine
maccies for me lads
>>216021265what is maccies like in sweden?
>>216021004if at first you don't succeedrip it off
>>216021244Can't metabolise codeine into morphine me. I know because I've abused copious amounts for relatively little action. Worried about any eventual post surgeries
cant even swerve to miss grey squirrels now without asking the company to make the computer do it thanks to GPS tracking. thanks John Deer
>>216021278portions getting smaller and more expensive
>>216021278It's the same overpriced slop everywhere.
>>216021294skill issue
*does an outrageous chicken dance*NA NA NA NA NA NA RUNT life!
hello its the lad that was supposed to lose my virginity last night herei spaffed in my pants and she kicked me out
>>216021305Shrinkflation
Applied for a job where I matched the requirements perfectly and then got hit with a generic rejection email
Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs
>>216021330mental how badly he mindraped u
>>216021340send them another and tell us all what happened
>>216021340>where I matched the requirements perfectlyyou said you were a white man didn't you
>>216021376Rather implied in my name desu
>>216021403DENIEDQUOTA OF 1 REACHED
>>216021420Victim
>>216021330that's not how you have sex
>>216021441got him
>>216021441sounds like you need pip
how and where do I find a goth gf in Britain?
>>216021490too big
>>216021482no need to respond lil bro you got cooked
>>216021189They don't do them at my local Tesco :(
>>2160215032017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away.
>>216021490They don't do them at my local Tesco :(
>>216021482I already get it mate
HIS AUTISM HAS BEEN TRIGGERED GET DOWN
mad how im a maladjusted freak who will never have a normal human experience of life
on my lunch breakjust started raining
>>216021503my guy you got cooked by HR
>>216021534shut up you spas always jerking off over nonhappenings
Female flatulence
>>216021552OH MY DAYSI bet this sounded jokes in your head
might apply for job
>>216021545Getting a bit cold out isn't it. Trees are almost bare.
mental how badly I twist and mold nathans brain in the palm of my hand on a daily basis
>>216021572you got triggered by the white man jokeit's ok
is it possible to induce a brain aneurysm
>>216021595well he is retarded so
Hairy Brapper and the Order of the Smelly Girl Farts
>>216021583could be dangerous
>>216021490for me it's petite and trashy
>>216021611yeah I better notthanks
Are we going to do something about the women then or what
>>216021627rape
For me it's alive and (preferably) female.I'm getting desperate
What's a good career path to go into right now?
>>216021609that is he is lad, not the smartest cookie
Hairy Brapper and the Chamber of Smelly Girl FartsHairy Brapper and the Goblet of Smelly Girl Farts
>>216021627Pretty soon a lot of formerly socially liberal women are going to realise that brown communism means they aren't going to have a house and a cute dog and a range rover evoque on the driveway and the course will correct itself
>>216021586was 0° this morningalmost enough to put a jumper on
>>216021651professional poo prompter
>>216021490Whitby
>>216021612>>216021490
>>216021651reform party MP
I need to get her pregnant
who's your favourite racist twitter poster, lads? I like are saskia even if she does give off 'wanked off an ahmed for a bag of quavers' vibes
>>216021490There’s one that works at the local tesco. When I first saw her I was wearing New Rocks which she complimented. I stuttered out a “you too” and have never talked to her since. Shame cause she’s unbelievably gorgeous
>>216021733hoe math is based
>>216021651Changes every few years. Probably electrician, HVAC installer or something like that. A job in the trades that doesn't involve blasting your lower back and knees by the time you reach the ripe old age of 25.
Vikki Blows' musky tuppence
>>216021733don’t know how to use twitter personally
if time travel existed then there would be a queue to get Hilary Clinton pregnant and I wouldve seen it
>>216021733Fun Enjoyer (@helpfulfella)
Sir 2,903,956
>>216021798um
yeah, she would get it, id fuck her
>>216021834mousenonce when he's perusing his pokemon collection
Sir Grey Bomber
>>216021860I like lopunny ONLY
thinking about going for a buzz cut
Hate myself for being a lazy piece of shit
janny and the mods are having lots of fun pissing on each other's willies today!
anyone else get dry skin in their ears
Any facsimile of a real person itt?
>>216021883Yeah it fucks me off to no end. Get it behind the ears too. Have to use sun cream to keep it moisturised
>>216021464this is picture of janny too lol
my shoulder's starting to smell. think I'll go to the GP
if i was ranking everything in the world i'd probably put big tits as number 1
>>216021905gay
>>216021006what did they say?
>>216021940cor had my hands on mouth on a fair few of these
>Finally take a week off toil after fucking months>11:45 "Um sorry to bother you anon but can you give me a quick ring about this case"FUUUUUCCKKKK THIS I'm NEET and PIPmaxxing
>>216021883>>216021909get the shower water filtered
>>216021830that you then
>>216021969>not establishing strict no contact policy during time offoh my nahhh
:P
>>216021978sc
laborious poo underway
>>216021969just say no you coward
need a redhead to rub herself all over me so I turn red
>>216021969>giving anyone you work with your phone number for the purpose of contacting you in non-emergenciestell them you're not working and someone else can help
>>216022002>in the middle of the night no cars on the motorwaywhat a pussyole
If a quick call from your boss when you are on holiday sends you into a meltdown you're either neurotic or you work somewhere not worth working.If my boss asked me to do some actual work? Yeah no chance. But a call to just ask about XYZ while I'm off? No problem.
>>216021724>>216021726yoo-hoo, rorke!
>>216022025have had this
>>216022002It’s not a motorway and it was 8pm hardly middle of the night
>>216022038It's both
>>216022065shut up
>>216022083I have tho
>>216022035>>216022066
>better take this call from the beach so I can tell myself it's worth it
I only got my first job at 26.I'm 36 now and doing fine, own a house and make over 80k a year but have not started a family.
>>216022104no you don't be quiet
fizzy grapefruit tangerine blackberry pomegranate lemonade
>>216022002>leaves welsh up basee
>swimming in the sea on holiday>hear my phone ring >it's the personalised ringtone I've set to the boss>sprint out towards the sun lounger so people don't think I'm neurotic
>>216022104Me when I lie on the internet
get the grinches postedespecially that pic of the grinch sat having a fag in his car
that feeling when you first enter the fanny corrr
>>216022103It isFive mins of your timeKeeps the work flowing back at base Makes you look goodBest five mins of 'work' you'll ever do trust me
>>216022173um ok?
>>216022163lol he really rattled your runtcage didn't he
>>216022174work keeps flowing because you put a plan in place before you go and the people you work with are competent, you don't need to stay permanently available to intervene
>>216021744hahahahahahahahahahaha
Wish Emma Watson would sit on my face and fart.
>>216022208Shut it you go wash your bum
>>216022203Plans change sometimesI don't take my work laptop with me ever but I will take a call if neededPeople who actually work on holidays are freaks
ohh the misery every rorke wants to be my enemy
mad how scotland, wales and ireland don't have a single church worth seeing between them
Need to have a wee but im strength my bladder so i only need to go once a day
>>216022252I dont care about coal-burning guys but that is gross though
>>216022259Mad how you’re completely wrong but I’m not going to tell you where a good one is because I fucking hate English people and don’t want you to come here
>>216022259St davids "cathedral" is cute
going to play Pokemon go soon and if they havent opened my gift yet then it is what it is
Hate myself and want to die
Might go to Italy for the weekend. Just have a little pop round, like nipping down the shops really isn't it
Love myself and want to live
>>216022318Got myself a 100% Rayquaza the other day, best mon in the game I reckon
>>216022333Cheer up sad sack. Play some vidya and hang out with us and post about poo.
never forget what ((((they)))) took from you
>>216022354true. I risked it to get one raquaza (15/11/15)
>>216022259if only we could compete with the architectural beauty of england's mosques
Right it's half one and 10% of the working week is over, better get started
>>216022289Except I'm not wrong, am I. You are very angry as your lack of worthwhile heritage has been highlighted.We all hear about how the Welsh have been Christian since the Romans were in Britain, and how the Irish 'saved civilisation', and yet between them they have neither the antiquity nor beauty of ENGLAND's churches.
>>216022372you can make that 100%, silver bottle cap is available next month
>>216022354and mega energy from 2 raids I reckon raquaza is used for raiding so only attack matters
>>216022368looks shite and tacky
>>216022386>silver bottle capWhat's this then
>>216022343Literally just did this, this weekend
>>216022368wonder if theyll start removing maccas playgrounds cause no one has kids anymore
a beat bag palora lab bat page
sex sex
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Wonders_of_Wales>Daines Barrington, in a letter written in 1770, refers to Llangollen Bridge as one of the 'five wonders of Wales, though like the seven wonders of Dauphiny, they turn out to be no wonders at all out of the Principality'>no wonders at all out of the Principality
Got a cough that won't go awayHope it's the end
Pengland
>>216022002love left wing cunts doing this like they think it will achieve anythingno going back now, the left is dead as fuck lol, muslims out of UK.
What's your halloween costume this year?Me, I'll be wearing a black latex dildo suit.
>>216022444
>>216022411
>>216022466um
It it Rorked made
i invented poo
>>216021490You don't, these girls only exist on the internet as a roleplay to market their onlyfans to incels
>>216022411They did for my local McD’s
on the milky way magic stars
Egyptian deities would
>>216022478booby wall
Might play Metal Gear Solid 2
>>216022509filthy bugger *slaps you*
Sometimes, I like to imagine myself as one of Offa of Mercia's soldiers, back in the age when he revoked an ancient law barring Anglo-Welsh intermarriage so that his men could claim the wives of the many Taffs that they'd slaughtered.
accepting nominations gor the Seven Wonders of /brit/
brain not good
Mental how all of central Asia was White lands until turkomongols took it over
>>216022539whereas in real life muslim scum are raping and killing your birds and you do fuck all but post shite online
they hate straight white porn. thats sad!
When's the last time you went on holiday abroad and where did you go?
>>216022503based beyond belief
>>216022556reading about bactrian kingdom and that was mad. thought never curred to me what happened to the places after alexander the great diedwell except egypt and stuffbut mad even places in central asia lasted centuries
>>2160225721987, yugoslavia
Reminder that the grim, fascistic McDonald's of the present day had its origins in Australian cafe design
>>216022587wonder what this lad's parents think of him
What if we all stopped arguing about stupid shit that doesn't matter
>>216022567It's also reality that your 'people' have been reduced to scratching a living in the barren hills of Western England - often erroneously termed 'Wales' - having forgone your language and customs in favour of ours.Hashtag based, as the kids say. LOL.
hes got the serious hat on
>>216022628Most people here are not physically capable of that
>>216022587Seen her peen
>>216022611>I promise I'll stop cutting myself now I've got no tits
>>216022612supposedly maccas and a bunch of companies use us as a test market cause we gobble up a lot similarly to americansthe whole mccafe stuff was started here
>>216022626In 80% of cases this happens because the mum is a massive fag hag who encourages her son to trans and the dad is too weak to put his foot down over it.
>>216022611I could have saved her…
Always feel bad on wfh days where I don't do anythingI'm just such a fucking softie how do you guys do it
>>216022628well the thread would probably slide off the board so probably best we don't do that
Oy fink dat de free larst pousts in dis fread wuh rother schewpid
>>216022664based gobbler
>>216022628people here have no other outlet to achieve something in life other than trying to win arguments with other retards in /brit/
*does a super zesty outrageous dance*NA NA NA NA NA NARUNT life!
>>216022572Italy this weekend, met the mrs at the airport straight from work on Friday evening and we got back last night
>>216022687Yes, you're the singular exception
Sacked tranny's plump gyno
>>216022685Thought she was a downie when I first saw her
ok
i don't really argue with people just here to kill time annat tbf
>>216022695tarq cunt
oh nathans getting wound up
>>216022628You grow out of arguing online at a certain age
ill need to be setting off to work in 15. hate it. hate my job. hate my life. ive got half a mind to turn off my phone and go sit on the bed for a few hours. quit via text. quit my job. quit my life.
How do you know if it's a nervous breakdown and not just normal
>>216022611who gets the titties after they cut them off?
>>2160225722011TurkeyI really don't have a life of any kindsometimes I watch youtube videos of airports and planes and they talk about things being out of date or unfashionable and theyre things that weren't even there when I last went abroadnever been to wales or scotland or irelandin fact only been out of my own county half a dozen times in nearly 15 years
>>216022633>having forgone your language and customs in favour of ours.you cunts are literally doing that right now for 90 IQ muslim rapist scum genuinely cannot comprehend how cucked english people, capital is a muslim shithole, jesus fucking christ.
I am 21 years old attending university while living at home with my parents. I have around £15k in a 4% cash ISA and feel like I can do more with this money. Is there anywhere else I can put it, or anything I should be investing in with this money?
>>216022735Ktim Henman
>>216022572Doxxable info, was only last month I went on a trip
>>216022744a normal breakdown?
>>216022572went to Barbados with the missus in July
>>216022775tyrannosaurus rex phenotype
>>216022775Mouth like the Pit of Sarlacc
>>216022782Uploaded any cuckold videos?
>>216022775NEOLIBERAL TEETH
why is everyone a tranany now
>>216022724...yh
>>216022777Yeah
>>216022572Australia, November 2006
>>216022829social contagion.
>>216022810get off the internet mate it’s not good for you
>>216022735What do you do?
>>216022751English is the language of the world, the language of international travel and diplomacy and science. English was the first language spoken on the Moon. English is the most learned language on Earth.Welsh is spoken by a handful of yokels in the hills of Llandyddebraghaghochyllen, whinging about how they'll 'reclaim Lloegyr one day!'
Building a dirt house
>>216022829It's a trandemic
>>216022863Try telling that to rorke, he won't listen
>>216022572went krakow for a stag do in 2017. they were people I knew from school and I haven't even spoken to any of them since don't know why I was invited
>>216022863more of a dig a 1x1holesman on my first night in minecraft
>>216022858and now the english are being replaced by 90 IQ muslim scum who hate you and rape your women and children and blow them up in concert halls and you sing "don't look back in anger" (unless it's some yank monkey who dies like george floyd, then it's RIOTS).
>>216022572Sharm El Sheikh, 2009
Just went to brit/pol/ and that freak Josh is still the talk of the townWhat a shithole that place is
>>216022827scream
>>216022891can we lure him here? heatherpedophile would freak
>>216022882no doubt they just invited you to be kind in case you did hear about the trip but you accepted like a social spasoid and they resented you for it and spent the whole trip chatting shit and laughing behind your back
tired of hearing leftypol explain to me why reform will be bad for the country when i step outside and all i hear is foreign mumbjo jumbo all i see is mystery meat from fuck knows what corners of the earth and every other shop is a foreign money laundering schemeif not reform then what? cos you can lick my hole if you think im ever voting for labour or conservative again
>>216022882they probably all just wanted a laugh at your expense
>>216022895clips his moustache every day but hasn't shaved for half a weekwhat manner of man is this?
>>216022920leftypol knows labour are shit so don't even try to defend them
>>216022920vote green brother
>>216022920I think to some extent the real leftypols understand this and are voting Green or whateverIt's the Keep Voting Neoliberal lads I don't get
>>216022895KWABOTY
>>216022920where are you hanging around where you even hear ‘Leftypol’ saying this? Everyone I know and their dog wants them all sent back
>>216022920left wing cunts have NOTHING left anymore so they are just desperately coping with regards to reform. they don't seem to realize a significant amount of people already grasp the existential situation of this country and will go to any measures to stop itthey're desperately hoping that ugly goblin cunt zach polanski will beat them, because a party that supports open borders will definitely win lmaoall left wingers are traitors
>>216022920it's very funny how angry leftypol gets when you tell him you're not voting toryit's almost as if he knew they're lefty patsies this whole time
>>216022932NEET billionaire Paki
>>216022572sicily this summer then berlin
>>216022889And the Welsh brand themselves Wēalas, 'foreigners', in their own country. Everything framed against the English who subjugated them.Sad!
>>216022769Go all in on bitcoin
The UK is a nasty place with nasty people
Don't want to be a sexist but women are just fucking shit at videogames and I will expect to lose if I have a female on my team
>>216022980nah nowhere near as sad as what you genuine cuckolds are doing with muslim SCUM.
>>216022956Still Phil
Republic of IrelandFranceBelgiumNetherlandsLuxembourgSpainPortugalGibraltarItalyAustriaSwitzerlandSlovakiaGermanySwedenDenmarkCzech RepublicGreeceTurkeyCyprusChinaIndiaUnited States of AmericaCanadaMexicoCubaEgyptIsraelI have visited all of these countries
>>216022991same not a sexist but I despise women and think theyre all stupid and evil
>>216022920Because leftyfreaks like these things because they annoy you, that is all, they don't care about things being 'better', they only care bout making life worse for white people who have their shit together in some meaningful way, they are resentful destructive freaks
>>216022975what a life
>>216022971isn't that concerning though cuz if thats true why are all the torie mps jumping over to reform? we'll just end up with the same problem
>>216022920country is gone mate no party will stop immigration because turning the tap off will be economic suicide. the options are continue the status quo with red or blue, vote farage and let him sell off what's left of our public services to his mates or vote green and see if they follow through with a wealth tax and maybe you have to deal with some extra gay pride celebrations a year
>>216022920leftypol is just extremely desperate right now
>>216022829didn't this bloke have a wife and kids too
countries I’ve had sex in:EnglandWalesGreece SpainDominican Republic
countries I’ve had sex in:
countries I've had sex in:EnglandScotlandUnited States of America
>Farage won't stop immigration so you should vote Green
>>216022829Because being a woman, even a fake one, is socially vastly better than being a man in today's society
countries I've had sex in:The Philippines Thailand
>>216023053the greens support open borders and giving brownoid "refugees" the right to vote, they will never win
>>216023069countries I've had sex in:Englandcountries I've almost had sex in but couldn't get an erection:WalesScotlandIrelandSpain
Simply not voting for a gay, polish jew
The argument for immigration being necessary for the economy is obvious bullshit. Economists are liars as Roman Catholics priests were.
Um, lads...?
>>216023111um
countries i've had sex in:francegermanyenglandspainportugalitalygreece switzerlandromaniaestoniaUSAcanada (québec)denmarkswedenrussiajapancubabrazilmalta
>>216022835Daddy?
Countries I've had sex in:ThailandCambodiaIndonesiaVietnamPhilippines
>>216022572bradford
irish woman on the next generation who forced herself on riker
>>216018846>>216018846
seething female journalists saying that old man sperm is "selfish" rly makes u think about who really is the news
>>216023121what’s wrong with ur wilbert
>>216023166you should be fucking shot
countries I've had sex in:
>>216023092screaminggreentwerp is in here every day with this argument
so we're just not going to have one huh
AN DER GUNS AN DER BAMSAN DER GUNS AN DER BAMSIN YAR HED IN YAR HED
>>216023227>>216023227>>216023227
>>216022474>>216022474>>216022474new
>>216023151un status: wrong
