wwyd if you woke up looking like this iyc?
Maul the absolute fuck out of the curtains
commit total avian/rodent death
>>216026438Hehe :3
lick myself cleanvomit hairballssleep
>>216026438big tiddy goth gf
>>216026438piss on top of the pc tower
lick my balls and stand in door openings
>>216026438I stepped on my cat's paw in the dark 2 days ago. She's been angry at me since and only let's my father feed her
>>216027887ITS NOT FAIR!!!!
>>216027887YOU JUST KNOW
>>216026438sleep for another 18 hours
Sleep in the panty drawer of a cute girl
>>216026438meow violently at 2 am
>>216026438Do a big stretch then go back to sleep
urinate on the living room couch
>you will never BE a catthis isn't fair bros i just want to take naps and look at birds. i dont want to pay taxes
>>216026438A cat that turns into a hot monster man at night. Everytime she has sex with it it steals her youth until she's a hag. Then it leaves. A haggor