alex jones edition
zutt
am bottom
>>216026567...get on my knees?
Here we all are then
>phở
We’ve been tearing through threads today
I've been taken unwell
>>216026583Mental that she ruined her life just to get back at her dad for something trivialMakes you think
Are you okay?
>>216026583why did she do it
You FREAKISH INCEL*punches myself in the head*
Remove all niggers from the UK and put an anime girl in charge
>>216026611what’s her name then
got pongy mackerel breath
im not human nothing makes me feel pleasure i feel something all the time, its not good but i couldnt tell you what it is best i can do is distract myself until i fall asleep
Busker outside lidl is playing the viola.
nth for the baddiedem
>>216026646Alri caberge
poo
fucking twat shift manager (warehousetoil) has decided that for haloween they're going to play that monster mash song on loop for evening/ night shifts all week. literally 2 hours and I've already had enough
just had my arse zutted
infowars DOT COM
Do your civic duty. Report the belgian flag poster. He’s not welcome here and needs to get it through his head
>>216026614horny innit
just spent £90 on the Morrisons order. Got some absolutely peng food bits coming tho
Time for a cuppa, innit.
>>216026669god I wish
>>216026676didn't they do that as torture in abu ghraib
>>216026631THIS
>>216026676cruel and unusual punishment
Are millions of people in america really protesting? Is trump going to be lynched
>>216026711it would not surprise me if warehouse managers got the same training
the slampig at work would get it
My gfs dad has put an old bike flash light inside of a scream Halloween mask and has attached it to his drone, so that the face is lit up. He plans to fly it around the neighbourhood on Halloween scaring people. Not a gimmick post or made up scenario.
Alex Jones is a crisis actor
>>216026712No niggers allowed faggot wanker cockel monger
>>216026712Brown anime women make me diamonds. Why did the japs do this to me, this is some unit 731 shit.
*ahem* Civic duty status?
>>216026632shamima
>>216026730yes
glof
>>216026730no
got my where's wally boxers on
no headphones allowed either by the way so I can't even block this. who thinks this stuff is fun?6 more hours and I'm going home and seeing if I can change my shifts this week
snood
skuking a glof blal
>>216026744sounds like he's going to hurt someone's child and go to jail
>>216026730just mentally ill city dwellers chimping out
Doing a watch
>>216026730the one certainty i have in life is that american left wingers are completely impotent embarrassments, it's a shame they're killing leftism all over the west with their silly beliefs though
just copped the new winter ’cket
nya nya nyan!
Automobile Association raising the cost of my breakdown cover by almost 30%. I've got a good mind to break down 30% more often.
Mad how they released all the gay sex photos from abu ghraib but not the ones of the female guard getting bummed
>>216026730............BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPNON BRITISH CULTURE DETECTEDNON BRITISH CULTURE DETECTEDINFORM THE JANNY AT ONCE
Noticing a distinct lack of banned Belgians…
>>216026808need cute asian gf that wears this
broken down once on the M40 and managed to get the car off at the next junction
sir gay retard
>>216026796>cat bergThe little bastard is a director and I've been housing and feeding him for years
>>216026836it’s all in the teeth
Remove all kikes from britain
>>216026744I plan on turning off all the lights and drawing all the curtains to pretend I'm not in
Sir Belgian Reporter
>>216026816mad how she got a lighter sentence because she said the guy made her do it, and the other woman has a website where she maintains his innocence shouldve all been killed
>>216026808Wish I still had a thing with the ex proto gf so I could buy it for her
>>216026742Theres a huge one here who would be semi-pro model tier if she was normal weight
where is glasgow
>>216026892in america
>>216026843I haven't driven on a motorway for 12 years
>>216026892kentucky
>>216026816is it wrong to get boner at the gay photos
>>216026809someone cup kayoko's ears
why does the british culture scanner 3000 have to curse so much?
Keep hitting the Return button but I'm still stuck in current year globohomo
>>216026856ktim
>>216026910that's between you and your god
Post bladerunners
the dog from abu ghraib is probably dead now
>>216026744based
>>216026809i started playing this, spent like 2 hours skipping the story to get enough currency to get the shupogaki girls and then uninstalled the game like 2 days latergood game
>>216027000got abu ghraibies
what's the next for the uk after the resignation of starmer?
>>216026892On their way, been held up by some prick pushing his car into a layby on the M40
>>216027026Andy Burnham probably
>>216026744utterly basedthe world needs more silly japesters
>>216027026>starmer>leftistStarting to believe we are a country of midwits.
>>216027026>starmer>leftylel he literally ran a years long purge of leftiesnoutnof the labour party
reform are establishment glowies and they only exist to make you believe your people won
1360 quid Pip aristocratic here. My Samsung goonbook is on the way. My new garmin watch is still not here despite being almost 3 weeks though.
>>216027055>>216027052No true leftist
>>216026818AI has taken another jobWho's next?
the jews made my coffee cold
>>216027076yeh sure so lets all vote green instead
Oh we're doing the "actually if you want to get rid of the immies you should vote Green" from two threads ago thing again are we
>>216027052>>216027055leftism is dead as fuck, it literally means nothing nowyour average left wing cunt still supports mass immigration, the ideology does not exist.
Just witnessed a fannoise on outer /int/
I'm a single issue voter: I don't like muslimsReform isn't harsh enough on them for me, so I'm going to vote for the Islamic Party of Great Britain
The two axis of the political compass should beWoke - ChudandNeo-liberal - Human
>>216027110No shit but right wingers support it too, mainly as a tool for infinite economic growth and infinite birth rate growth. They simply want an infinite number of slaves
I got a tax rebate despite not working in over 2 years lol, 1150 quid. Piplad cannot stop winning. Government throwing money at me.
>>216027126where might this be found exactly? so I know where to not look x
>>216027013heh
>>216027154outer /int/
>>216027144>No shit but right wingers support it toono they don't, i'm not talking about the establishment right or left, neither of which are actually left or righti'm talking about actual left wing voting idiots
>>216027126thought the post with it was rather rude though if I'm honest
Adam's latest dogshit dollhouse character is out I see
>>216027170thanks for nothing you thick prat
>>216027191you fucking mong
>>216026808*drizzles you with maple syrup snd starts munching away *
brushing my neoliberal teeth
>>216027208shut up you stupid twat
>>216027191>>216027208shit bastards
zach polanski has to be the ugliest cunt in british politics right now, cunt's even uglier than dianne abbott haha
>>216027191>>216027208>>216027236>>216027242bunch of cunts
>>216027242you can kiss my arse as well you deformed cunt
>>216027270>>216027261>>216027242>>216027236>>216027208gimps
>>216027255he’s GIVING predator
Sitting next to a lump of biomass on the tube. Why do they smell like wood smoke?
>>216027255Zack Polanski, real name David Stephen Paulden.Famously claimed he could hypnotise women to make their breasts larger, and charged money to do so.
>>216027242>>216027261get a fucking life mate haven't you got anuthing better to do than call people names on the manchurian berry picking forum clear off
The Turkish girl I’m friends with just sent me a load of pictures where she’s wearing a black tank top. She’s not wearing a bra and I can see her nipples through her top. Don’t think she noticed so I shan’t mention it.
His name was David PauldenHis name was David Paulden
>>216027291oh my days
Haha, yeah? mental that..*finishes another book*Tic toc losers
ohmy god
>>216027300She knows.
I have never 'finished' a 'book'
>>216027300course she noticed you stupid mong get in there
>>216027311the raped
>>216027278Fuck off you fat spastic
zach poolanski
>>216027321>>216027336I doubt it because she’s quite conservative. She told me she’d only ever have sex if she got married
>>216027321>>216027336you lot sound like virgins, she obviously made a mistake
>>216027297Yeah you gonna make me then or what? Silly tosser
>>216027300seen you talking about this before so I know you’re not larping, just bloody shag her you lunatic
im not saying zach polanski is related to roman polanski, but the fact that they have the same second name is suspicious no?
>>216027291Also he's a gay jew (bad)
are Dua's passport photo
>>216027363fuck you stupid prick
or maybe zach polanski changed his name because he idolized roman polanski? it's possible, unlikely but also very probable.
>>216027383That's the Online Safety Act bypassed
>>216027383why does she have paper clips in her ears is she a bit of paper or something? ahaha
leader of the greens is a Jew, leftoids are so inconsistent. Calling for from river to sea on Monday and attending a Jewish conference on Tuesday
>>216027356not a mistake, more like she doesn't care
hickory dickory dockforced to suck bros cock
god is real and he hates you
>>216027393leave him alone dickhead
>>216027409it's because jewish left wingers out-mentally-ill them and they are impressed by it
https://voca.ro/1ijyDAf6Qdk6
BRING BACK WOKE
or maybe zach polanski changed his name because he loves Poland and skiing? it's possible, unlikely but also very probable.
>>216027409rorke thought he had something here omdz
>>216027315umm
>>216027443Bizarre how this made them seethe
https://youtu.be/2aE695AfeOI
Will everyone calm the fuck down please there's no room for all this hate and anger here
>>216027452he has your mums cock faggot
>>216027442say something zieds dont be shy x
nobody cares stop samefagging about pol shit from months ago you tedious retard
Right so who owns desuarchive then
Going to get a gtx 5070ti I think with my pip bucks
>>216027483you're right ladlove all the /brit/posters melove nornlove englandlove waleslove scotland
>>216027424vile strumpet
lots of basterd benchods itt
>>216027452you sound sad :(
>>216027409Rorke thought he ate here
luh 40 year old boyfriend neck luh quicksnapmmhmm da rope be squeakin
>>216027476and this basic inclusion made rorke seethe
mum's still moaning about being called a trilobite
>>216027521shhhhhhhhh
>>216027513wanton strumpet*
>>216027521Remember to report this parasites posts
>>216027443this image is iconic, literal racial supremacy in advertisement form haha
Imagine being indian lol
>>216027383it's illegal to wear jewelry in a passport photo
>>216027523heard u the first time nathan
dad still reeling over being called a gigabyte
>>216027548
>>216027517Who you calling a benchod?
>>216027521
>>216027548i don't mind indians, they hate muslims too
the laugh that ended leftypol's entire career
Me learning about British culture straight from the horse's mouth
>>216027571scrmng
Shopping turned up. Have a look and its only a blonde White woman. Corr I'm thinking bit of flirting over the shopping. Opened the door and she was about 65 ffs.
>>216027577alri wommy wobinson
FASHION
cummy cummingson
sam altman, the chatgpt fella is jewish and said his jewishness informs everything he does.
Report the parasite. He’s bad for the thread.
Glad we're all friends again
>>216027300Say her nipples look like bullets and if she goes weird just ask her has she not seen League of Gentlemen?
>>216027627fuck up and die
>>216027599and this stopped you why?
anyone remember r/racetransition it was a subreddit for indians discussing strategies to larp/pass themselves off as latinos (they knew they couldnt pass as white)
>>216027355>>216027356Shan't be fooled. No woman, much less a conservative woman, exposes herself so blatantly. She is giving you a sign. A signal. Conquer me like your strong boys conquered Abyssinia, make your advance like in Gallipoli, force my surrender she says. I'm in estrus and my ottoman womb yearns for your strong british seed. Only you can provide for the honest Turkish woman I am. You would be a fool to ignore such obvious signals. Consider yourself warned.
>>216027622can't tell which posts are his
>>216027644pscrtim
>>216027634So this is nathan
Don't rise to it
>>216027651>onquer me like your strong boys conquered Abyssinia, make your advance like in Gallipoli, force my surrender she says. I'm in estrus and my ottoman womb yearns for your strong british seed. Only you can provide for the honest Turkish woman I am.wow. you are such a poet franon
>>216027651>>216027356>>216027336>>216027300it's AI you stupid bitch
I'm gay da boo dee a boo da
>>216027634CWLTSHC
For sale: Baby shoes, never worn
It's Diwali today which means if you live near Indians you'll have the joy of them shooting fireworks until the early hours of the morning
>>216027634Whats he trying to say here
>>216027694literally JUST heard fireworks going off in broad daylight lmao
>>216027614turn to the leftturn to the right
>>216027693Because why the fuck would a baby need shoes
>>216027693alri Richard from bb
>>216027521This is the parasite. Report his post. Also report the Belgian flag poster. He’s bad for the thread.
>>216027718baby rodeo
For sale, XS condom, never used.
>>216027644
>>216026178my ex was polish and got me addicted to zurekbarely managed to kick the habit but now that you've reminded me I have to stop at the polski sklep and stock up on sour rye concentrate and smoked slaska sausage
>>216027694fireworks are based tbf
>>216027732It's just an interesting image I'm reposting mate it's not that deep
>>216027745
>>216026899how come
hellos
>>216027622>>216027546>>216027732fomnyeg
>>216027755interesting how
>>216026611>ruined her lifehow so? nothing bad happened to her really. women live their life consequence-free.
>>216027523>>216027521>>216027600>>216027644>>216027759>>216027745>>216027776all of these, parasite
trans rightstrans POWER
>>216027754Not when they're letting them off in the road they're not Southall is going to be chaos though I don't suspect you'll see anything on the news about it
>>216027770Dunno just makes me think
>>216027481holy shit
>>216027767crying at thisis this the korean equivalent of accidentally saying nigger while streaming
>>216027776I cry evry tim
Do your civic duty and report >>216027776
>>216027761
>>216027799about what
>>216027776*snaps*
Sat in my cold house in silence posting on /brit/
>>216027824dont post that :(
>>216027026another labour PM, and ankther and ankther until 2029, by which time rorke will be bored of reform and will vote tory mark my words
bradley when you past him on the train >>216027795
>>216027746ever shag her up the arse?
>>216027795>>216027837>>216027767parasite
>>216027819Society and that
would kill myself if i had a small willy like i'd actually not be able to copeimagine being like four inches hard that'd be way too much to bear
>>216027521need to boil some eggs brb
i've got weak arms but very strong legs
>>216027847roar
>>216027824kekneeds a chalk outline
>>216027865haha yeah...
>>216027861okay
Been a proper unhinged monday
>>216027859evil ghoul
>>216027865:/
>>216027880show us x
>>216027847yelping
>>216027548>the sheer volume of it just breaks me internallypooinloo
get the fireworks lit
>>216027884if its unhinged, wouldn't that make it an 'improper' monday?
Massive news stories in the UK in the last few years include:>A tree got cut down>A drunk woman fell in a river>A Spanish man kissed a Spanish woman at a women's football matchDeeply unserious country
>>216027874how much can you leg press
>>216027795
no more BelgiansMousey on the ball today
ah yes div-ali is it, get the sodding fireworks exploded rorkey pops
4 inches is too small for a white man I don’t believe you
Really short, me. 5'6. I've made a great stab a life, good job, got some money, nice (short) and cute gf, I'm social and confident, funny, and handsome face. But it is blackpilling to know that if I were 6'0 I would have absolutely cleaned up. Would have spent my late teens and early 20s shagging anything that moved and would probably be making even more money now (It's well known that height also correlates with earnings).
>>216027874blud said
pounding cute /brit/cel boys in the arse while their useless little four inch clittys flap around
>>216027938grow up
>>216027938Not true, I’m 5’8 and cleaned up. Face is king
>>216027548lad should just ignore the internet and women some humbled indian bitch will be gagging for it eventually
four inches isn't that small
>>216027920redley walsh
microscopic dick and canteloupe balls
>>216027874filthy archosaur
>>216027965It’s in the middle of average and micro penis, it’s small
>>216027938chin up pal
Almost another edish gone byWhere does it end
>>216027965if it doesn't stick out at all with one hand wrapped around it can you even call it a cock
>>216027938*crouches down to look you in the eye*come again?
we've been speeding through threads todaynot sure it sets a good precedent
>>216027954
what if you woke up green one day
29 years old and never kissed or had sex with a woman who isn't an escort, me
doctor poo cancelledhaha
>>216028008hmm can't argue with that>>216028020depends on the hand
>>216028050DC;VR
The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
>>216028051All condom sex?
>>216028049you're next
off homebit of rdr2 tonight and some dead easy garlic and olive oil pasta for tea
>>216028062Not for me as I'm a straight white man
My dick is 5.5 but I am also short so it doesn't look sillyImagine being 6'0 plus and having a todger that big haha
>>216027954um
>>216028098doesn't sound very nutritious
>>216027634his dad looks very quare
im basically a serf
10cm and skinny
>really short>5'6>average male height worldwide 5 ft 7.5 inchesHmm, yes. Quite
>>216028139what colour is your thatched mudhut?
my flaccid penis length is 4 inches and it looks fucking tiny
the penis in questionhttps://files.catbox.moe/zku5mo.jpeg
got a 7 inch reasonably girthy knob but i really wish it was massive like 8.5 and red bull can thicknessyes i'm gay
Think my gf cries her eyes out at either something someone at work said to her or something I do once a weekAre they all like this?
>>2160281925’6 is tiny in western countries, you know this which is why you cited the worldwide average
John McCafé
>>216028231screem
no way in hell I am clicking that link
>>216028133well I do t eat it every day do i
>>216028227she's got bpd
>>216028192that's because masses of chinks and indians are manletsthe West is very tall
right well thats an image of an erect hairy knob
Not sure why I clicked a link which said it's a willy expecting it to be anything other than that
>>216028240it's a willy
>>216028227No mine never cries only if something serious happens
get the fucking cans in
>>216028240It's just a diseased (I assume based on gland colour) smallish penis
rorke this just isn't on is it where's the bleedin new
>>216028302>>216028302>>216028302
lost a 10p coin
>>216028329scrombling
>>216026546Patriot
>>216026583mental how i could wank and cum to this image alone
