stonehenge
Minge status?
#RAPERORKE
dogshit editionless edish
>>216028302is this ai?
>>216028302Solid foundation for a tower block full of Somalis
alri /brip/ im here now hows it foing
tummy hurts a bit I think it's full of farts
Think I'm gonna need to build myself an ark.
>>216028331no one cares spaedo
briefly dated an absolute mental case who always wanted me to cum inside (she said it wand claimed she was on the pill but later when she was breaking up with me she said she actually wasn't taking anything and was trying to get pregnant but it didn't work out.wonder if I'm actually shooting blanks or if that was some weird mind game. might get tested one of these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVDwdvkjD88
YOU WANNA CHECK INTO THE HEARTBREAK HOTEL BUT SORRY WE'RE CLOSED
right i want TWICE as much penis talk in this edition now get going chop chop
nth for the holodem
>>216028302overratedpretty much any long barrow mogs this into oblivion
A Korean guy once told me the average Korean penis size is 3" but I think he was joking
>>216028360*(she said it was a fetish)autoreplied as I was typing lmao
>>216028360had a 16 year old girl do the same thing to me unironically, she was trying to get pregnant. I know my sperms fine tho cos I’ve had two girls get pregnant by me since lol
>>216028363dumb bitch award
get rorke raped
>>216028302this was made by cheddarman cronem to predict the sunset or something mad
smelly poo awardskid marks in boxers awardalways farting award
rorke naked and afraid being chased through the jungle by one dozen congolese nigger bbcs in heat
I'm 6ft, with a 6.5" willy and am by many accounts handsome and my life has been nothing but suffering and pain, and its all my fault.
said 'not my monkeys, not my circus' in relation to another team in toilforgot a few in the team were black so can see that coming back to haunt me
metallic smell in the airhave the hellgates opened?
>>216028436Corr you must be proper autistic lad
no rorkes global protests
>>216028436ktim but 6'4
chicken and chips for tea x
6 inches is average for a white man
>>216028436almost like there's more to life than being tall and having an average penis
>>216028436actually I put a curse on you
>>216028455More bipolar and insecure.
>>216028440Just pretend you've never heard of blacks being called monkeys and if anyone brings it up tell them it sounds racist
>>216028465chicken kiev burgers for me
>>216028440Made a joke about someone coming back from india with food poisoning in a monday morning stand-up years ago and several in the team are indian diaspora, think about this often. If I'd done that post 2020 would be lynched.
you get £1,000,000 deposited to your account, but in your next life you have to be Indianwould you take the deal?
>>216028480Are you my father? If not, it wasn't you. Mental that I'd probably be a high earner with multiple children right now if I hadn't been physically abused and psychologically tortured for nineteen years
>>216028470
foids love saying size doesn't matter but that all goes out the window the second they actually see a big one and get all slutty
>>216028526yes saar i kill myself in the next life
>>21602852610m deal
>>216028526yeah cus there's no such thing as next life unless indian
>>216028465pasta bake for me
>>216028526sureif i don’t have any memory of my previous lives is it really me?
would you suck sacked tranny's gyno?
>>216028526Yeah. Won't be me, will I? What's the difference for me personally
Not a fan of AI slop BUT I'm loving the rap songs being made into blue songs that have been doing the rounds
>>216028526do i have to be indian in the one after that? if not then yes
>>216028563gayest post of the day award
If you believe in reincarnation you are already Indian
>>216028363bro just chilling
>>216028360one of my exes was like that, she kept missing the pill and she would ask me to cum in her (being 19 and naive i did)she had to go the clinic one week and i was panicking trying to get a hold of her
>>216028526yeah you can just move to the west
>>216028594gayest post so far
>>216028556nice titswould spaff on
Turkish bitch whining at me as we speakUtterly fucking dire
my hobbies include, and are limited to: wanking, posting racism online, and drinking heavily
>>216028601ever shag her up the arse?
doing naked cartwheels and farting
>>216028594Thanks babycakes
>>216028500Almost everyone I know who has traveled to India even including Indian diaspora visiting get violently ill
deano's view
>>216028526£1m in this life now? Maybe£1m as an Indian? No thanks
>>216028556would love to suck on these while she wanks my knobber
>>216028556a nice round boopsher name?
>>216028628send her my way
>>216028647can see them all gathered round their fences now discussing Celebrity Traitors
Christ we're getting desperate
>>216028641I'm going next month for a wedding lolBest get the Alka Seltzer in
>>216028660>Celebrity Traitorsin hindsight this is a fitting name as most of these parasites are actual traitors
>>216028556aahh very niice
need an ugly gf (not fat)
>>216028630no it stank when she went doggie i'm not putting my knob up her aris
>>216028360Made out with one of my coworkers a few months back after a show and among the other wild stuff she was saying was how much she wanted to have a baby, which she repeated several timesTold her I didn’t think we should have sex (we both slept in her bed together)Asked her out properly after that and she turned me down and said she’d prefer to be friendsDefinitely would’ve let me hit it raw that night
india looks so brown and pooey it’s insane
bought a disgusting meal deal but have to eat it because it was £4.10
Need a fat gf (not ugly)
>>216028707oh shit was she fat
So we're looking down on people for watching Celeb Traitors because we're too thick to understand it, are we?
>>216028730This is rorke and leftypol
leftypol supports the state in turning him into a serf
>>216028730look at that daft cunt trying to eat the bowl
>>216028756...yes
>>216028756touched a nerve have we?
I watch the current thing
fucks sake everyone's agreeing to reincarnate as an Indian and we're wondering why there's so many of them
get all the shit gimmicks posted please ladies
>>216028778>>216028773>>216028647>>216028660all these posts are incel coded
Gogglebox might actually be the worst television show ever made.
might give myself an honourable christian death
cannot for the life of me work out where they've put the garlic in this half refurbed Asdashould ask an employee I suppose
my favourite is Alan Carr
>>216028802alri deano
>>216028802where do you think we are?
>>216028809
reminder an incel has no authority to look down on anyone
>>216028809it's not even close
>>216028814Take photos when you find out
Sir Prince Andrew
incel backwards is lecnijust putting that out there.
>>216028828Got my hopes up the first few moments of this webm
>>216028834allium nonce
>>216028844Might name the evil effeminate villain in my fantasy novella this
>>216028749not fat just a little chubby
>>216028828This can't be real. Or is Dutch...
At the round table, suspicion was directed onto Clare Balding by Jonathan Ross. Charlotte Church and David Olusoga received two votes; Jonathan Ross, Celia Imrie and Stephen Fry received one vote; Clare Balding was banished with seven votes.
Sir Lecni Incel
>>216028862gayest post of the day award
the schizo nonce is spamming our general with scat again
incels are genuinely evil and should be treated as such
>>216028859Not alliums, just garlic.
>>216028556Scars make me sad. Was in love with a girl who would cut herself.
chucking it down
>>216028563for me it was kanoeki ai cover ima musume songs
Got nothing in for tea again, what am I playing at
>>216028927should have been nicer to her
>>216028913i hope he does it here next
Sir Fatcunt Shippy
>>216028949have some rice
>>216028946'ce
>>216028949got any baked beans?
>>216028963>>216028846piss off yeah
>>216028949it’s like you read my mind lad, Morrisons order arrives tomorrow.. but tonight..
>>216028897Glad to receive recognition from the reigning champion
>>216028978>>216028998I've got nothing in
>>216029002lick my hole
stop being green!!!
Had to put the bastard heating on
>>216028989stay humble bitch ahh niga
mr janny man wakey wakey
>>216029026*stomps your incel head in*
smelled like poppadoms for a second therebut then it was gone
>>216029025useless male
>>216029042Ummm okayyy
>>216029054looks like elton was grinched
>>216029054coastal continentals swallowing this with a look of glee
>>216029019slaaaaay mambo
>>216029067arent roly polys those bugs we used to eat as kids
>>216029057you dont intimidate me you frail weasel
>>216029061stroke
I'll nob you off you cheeky bugger
and based Alex Jones
it's avatarfagging and the posts feature a call to raid.
My dinner, you ask?Three pints of ice cold beer at the pub, a couple of cigarettes, and then whatever beige shite is in the crisps drawer
>>216029099intimidated you enough to reply, vile freak
is the janny sleeping
>>216029131that makes no sense you bellsniff
still calling it myanmar
>>216029148makes enough sense for you to reply, vile nonce
Make sure to report the parasite. You can report it for either avatarfagging, spam/flooding or call to raid. He needs to know that he isn’t welcome here.
>>216029067me when sandra gets the jam roly poly out of the microwave
Why do people say 'are you feeling refreshed and recharged?' when you get back from holiday.That's not how it works.You go on holiday to burn the wick at both ends and you return to work knackered, fatter, and slightly hungover still. What freaks are going away and recharging themselves so they can work harder?
reminder to report the BE flags posts
what they don't tell you about using weed every day is that eventually your stomach will be fucked due to the cannabinoid receptors in it and even the early stages of cannabis hyperemesis syndrome can fuck with you
>>216029172i accept your concession
>>216029195got it filtered mate, otherwise i'd be all over it
>>216029201concession accepted
>>216029196>weed anaemia not real
just seen a concession accepted
called my friend fat and ugly on moshi monsters when i was 7 and his mum told mine and my mum blanked me for the entirety of the summer holidays until i apologised via a moshi monsters postcard and she was a little nicer after that before she forgave medon’t think that was normal behaviour from either of us
>>216029211burying your head in the sand makes you just as bad as he is
just raped my own arse
>>216029211this user is an automated spambot
>>216029222it's more like weed scromiting
>>216029248not really. i'm not the one shitting the place up 16 hours a day
I thought they hired new jannys why are they so slow
how do i filter mousenonce? he's just as irritating as the belgnonce
>>216029247Boomer/Gen X parents were genuinely the weirdest fucking people
>>216029285turns out they just got a load of jew nannies by mistake LOL
Disappointment? Immeasurable.Day? Ruined.
>>216029291this poster is the parasite and ignores the BE flag posting with his VPN off
if it's hip, it's here
>>216028302Took Silverlight here once and slayed a demon
>>216029328you are the least cool person ever. nobody likes wiggers not even the blackoids with above 0 self respect
outrageous that mousenonce of all people is lecturing on spamming. zero self awareness
RIP Ozzy
just remembered if i'm going to play rdr2 that i need to do some hunting challengeswhat a fucking bollock ache
>>216029356you dont matter
mousegod rattling the incel cage
>>216029381shut it spade slave
>>216029313howling
Pour some sugar on me
mouseGOD setting the pulses racing in /brit/ he is our leader
are the four horsemen out to cause trouble in your bum
plump puckering pooper primed perfectly poised prolapsing
>>216029374what's the fun part of that woke slop game? nothing
turns out they accidentally hired a bunch of huge fannies by mistake
reminder to report the BE flags posts (for "it annoys him" if nothing else). this person is not welcome in this thread
>>216029361yeh its fucking hilarious. but completely expected from a lunatic like him
Yes, I joined the Green Party. How can you tell? *readjusts my massive 9" willy in my pants*
>>216029285Probably all from the Indian subcontinent and are busy deleting anti-indian posts
>>216029398>>216029381>>216029361>>216029328>>216029313>>216029248>>216029201parasite
turns out they actually hired a bunch of poo crisps by mistake
>>216029428+ £0.003 has been deposited into your bank account spade slave
>>216029428The fresh boat of British workers for China's cheap labour
>>216029424 well it's considered one of the best games of the past decade so i dunno maybe you just have catwank taste
>>216028302i built this
>>216029430Not outside the school mate, we've talked about this
>>216029468on to watch the avengers later mate?
>>216029473oh my Days flying into orbit
>>216029381you dont matter. your life serves no purpose, and you are literally worthlessyou should kill yourself
rdr2 really wokeslop? never played it. loved the first one
better to serve no purpose than serve the jews i always say
>check google drive in hopes of updating ai chunes >it's gone>half the folders I saved a couple years ago are full of placeholders'kin state
>>216029489+1 kill yourself parasite you’re better off dead
Can't wait for GTA 6, me
>>216029468
the retard is going to start crying in the thread because he cant post bix nood unfilter him and laugh (and report his posts)
based
>>216029485by what metric is the avengers considered one of the best films of the past decade?
>>216029504not really any politics in it, there's a few references to the civil war and one mission where you help a bunch of suffragettes but that's about it
>>216029468it's not a good game just because your horse's balls shrink when it's cold
>>216029374about 12 hours into it and still waiting for it to get exciting
>>216029477KEK how did slowpuke find mark?
women really think they will go out and fuck niggers and the other gender will take them backbut they wont. they are kicked out of the white race those women are going to go be laughed at
>>216029516What's happened there then?Don't tell me jewgle's fucking with people's drives
Another day in the trenches with my infected armpit
>>216029562Is that the black conservative chick?
Hang your fucking head in shame Bezos. That baby's not getting formula and it's all your fault.
>>216029504yeah it's non stop political faggotry
>>216029593Sadly not
>>216029580one of you lot must've sent it in the discord
>>216029579it's not exciting it's immersive
might order a switch 2
trying to watch X-Files again.
Remember when they said black women were the most likely to die during the plague?Late 2023-ishTruly the moment the wokes jumped the shark, the momentum really swang around then
>>216029614the drop in quality of writing between RDR1 and 2 was sad, idiots loved it though because production values
might put something in me bum
>>216029659kill yourself
>>216029580seasidemark has been famous on tiktok several times
>>216029699+1
>>216029614grimdon’t even disagree with the sentiment, but a criminal gang having by the standards if the time exceptionally “enlightened and progressive” views is so fucking stupid
who are 'they'?
Every single-player story oriented game is shite except Portal 2. I didnt like rdr2, witcher 3, skyrim, any of the so called "greats." Video games should be for pwning noobs and playing soccer with cars. If you want to tell a story just make a film
>>216029665You starting s01e01 or just dipping in and out?
what did they mean by this?
seasidemark's short videos of him getting a haircut have gone viral. What have you lot done?
>>216029718the Jews
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?
>>216029718You
>>216029721films are much worse than games nowadays lol
>>216029725Well l've watched the first season and a few other episodes in the past, I remember Scully getting cancer so I've started from after that s05e01
she's a therapist
I just watch Internet Historian recap them and save 50 hours
>>216029576need tachyon to come up with some concoction and get kanoeki to restore the drives>>216029621based anon>>216029582no idea, I remember them moving to billibil cause censorship took down half of their youtube uploaded tunes I used to bop to tokai teio's God's plan cover but nothing in my folder>>216029708mental that there are people who've prob made hundreds of reposting his clips on there
>>216029750*Smashes two pint glasses in your face*
>PTSDKWAB
seasidemark uploaded on YouTube twice today and had a trekkie brekkie what’s loser incels done lmao
how much poo is in your arse currently?
>>216029783gayest post of the day award
>>216029780she would get it, bigly*cuts to 3rd pose*
>>216029804>what’s loser incels done lmaoyou watched his videos apparently
>>216029831destroyed that cunt
>>216029767Fuck I wanna watch it now, where you watching it?
>>216029831bodied that loser incel
>>216029815around 500 grams
back from toilwho wants to undo my belt and suck me orf?
>>216029831
>>216029780and who is shedoes she get her itty btty dibitty titties out
>>216029844in my front room
I invented a frozen pizza hack that the shops can't detect. Posted it here a few weeks ago
rorke is an intelecktwoal
>>216029844in bed
>>216029831sent that fishy bastard to ceres
>>216029831>>216029841>>216029849>>216029862all well and good but you’re a parasite
>>216029784Never rub another man's rhubarb
>>216029831thrown that incel freak in a sack with a brick into a river
Are people really saying that 'is giving' thing
>>216029871>>216029879So.... Let's move your bed into his front room and uhhhh watch together?
drinking lucozade
>>216029881>>216029889parasite posts
>>216029863no she just injects drugs into patients that misbehave
>>216029852yh
i've got bpd
look at him copying instead of coming up with something new (he is a parasite)indeed, they cannot build or be creative only copy and spam
Think ive got that exploding bum syndrome
>>216029900only women and faggots
>>216029767watch Folie à Deux, Darkness Falls and Pusherprobably the three best episodes, there's also Kitsunegari which is a sequel to Pusher but it's not as good (arguably ruins it)
>>216029917same
might turn the heat on
>>216029910>>216029889>>216029881>>216029878>>216029874>>216029862>>216029849>>216029841GIANT melty
>>216029909cuute and hopefully rapes me I mean I mean only me no other patients
meltdown incoming
>>216029882>>216029908you were done mate close the tab and come back in a couple threads
>>216029925this is possible if you are a feral bottom
get the new /brit/ thread made
I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand
Any baneposting man in?
>>216029714it's that they're constantly on about how dumb and inbred southerners are, how innocent injuns really are, you have white gangs with bows and arrows skinning other whites as stand ins for indians, women gunslingers being more badass than the men, arthur moralizing to a former slave owner, driving a bunch of women around to protest women rights, men dressed as women who the protagonist makes out with, I dunno I don't remember all the nonsense, it just goes on and on non-stop every mission
nathan does not like to be reminded that he’s an incel and doesn’t matter
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away.
Another /brit/ finishedAnother step closer to the end
>>216029900Fucking hate that and also that hand gesture women etc all do when talking, like the Italian hand but rotated
>>216029941
>>216029953um
HUGE melty big stink melty stink huge big
>>216029831the aftermath of this post was crazy
>>216026546>>216026546>>216026546
>>216030003he looks incel here
she doesnt like to come home and be a therapist after a long day of her job (so talking is misbehaving)
>>216030065>>216030065>>216030065
>>216030034she's so tired with work she puts you in a medically induced coma for months at a time
Time for neighborberg to mow his miniscule lawn for 3 hours and make me shut all the windows then is it
ohh they think I am schizoaffective because of the one word answers
so long as she comes back home to me and talks and uses my dick if she wants to >.< without any of the cuck shit or fucking anyone else. also the longer comas are just smart because its less maintenance!
>>216029201kill yourself goblin