peter posting edition!!
looking back in anger
yes lad get the fucking peters posted
No further peters are allowed.
It was real. All of it.
mouseGOD runs this place sub edition
>>216031746that's what niall armstrong saw out the side of the voyager
>>216029369um
poo
Need this rain to stop so I can cycle out and get some food.
>>216031780you mean louis armstrongfucking dolt
how do we fix the country then
next year my unc status will change to da status
Might buy some Ralph Lauren glasses
subthread subclaimed by the subthreadmeister subedition
any Retevis RM01 VHF Marine Radio, VHF Handheld Radio, Floating Vibration 88 Channels, IP67 Walkie Talkie Waterproof, Ship to Shore Radio for Kayaking Fishing Boating (1 Pack) man in?
>>216031808TND
thinking about how stupidly I've lived my life and how all of my problems are my own stupid fault
i look a right knob
>>216031808mousey PM and it all gets sorted
Get the mice postedGet the peters postedGet the medical papers postedGet the surgical diagrams postedGet the chemical compounds postedAnd most importantly of all, get the threats to British politicians posted
>>216031808vote geren
holy squibbing crap lois
i only said i done it so theyd take my willy out the light socket
>>216031833and what of the pokemon
By the shiteBy the sh sh sh sh shite By the shiteBy the sha sha sha sha sha sha sha sha sha sha shiteeeee In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade
>>216031833Get the rune scapedGet the grey squirrels raped
I bet the slow horse had a fit stupid mom
>>171136503remember when mousenonce actually tried to help /brit/ posters and wasnt evil all the time?
have you all forgotten the time mousenonce said he'd fuck a child?
>>216031849einstein looking ass
>>216031858>>216031861This also MUST be posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwpd_z-ipu4
>>216031876that was the spain parasite
>>216031808not my job mate
exhausting life the parasite has, only dreams of being the conquering hero not a reality. he isn’t even liked on an anonymous website
>>216031876mouseGOD
would quite like to bash the canadian anime pedophile's orbital bones to pieces with a brick so he permanently loses vision in both eyes
having her would be worth it! I would still love her! it would be very painful... for anyone
>>216031849Never been able to get tea on a plane, certainly not in business class. She has a point
Letting my curly irish locs grow out
>>216031876mental how fucking based mousey is
Autism is actually mental when you think about itYou're just trying to act like a normal human being for your whole life so people don't treat you like a freak. There are periods where you're actually pulling it off and it feels euphoric, but then if you let the mask slip and don't constantly put in energy to seem normal you start sinking back into your old autistic self and it genuinely feels like you're a subhuman again
>>216031876we all make mistakes
Mousey is well liked and welcome here.
Chess bros....
>>216031891tell gay sad one to come back to /brit/ fuockign now
just been graped by a pdf file
>>216031934As soon as I open my mouth I can tell that they know
>>216031961oh that's not-
>>216031934get rekt dickhead
I'm nuts
>>216031980hrvoje wtf
>>216031979someone said that after they KO'd me in the wildy and it hurt my feelings
>>216031967Ktim
Report mousenonce to MI5
Operators, we're back in the game.
>>216032005mousey literally works for GCHQ
>>216031961want me to unalive them for you?
need a private chef me
love a nice after dinner rapewank
Hm
>>216030831who's that?
/brit/ posters are smarter than that. they’ won’t be tricked by parasite propaganda
stupid browns setting off fireworks and making dogberg bark
he should be called greysquirrelnonce
I wish I did. I need a job
>>216032045one day you may
>>216032033timmy's crush
>>216032041Same here. What paki festival is it?
>>216031967KtimI genuinely have to have my life maxxed out to the fullest just to have enough confidence and sense of security that I can act normal enough to not trigger the 'tism radars of every normieI have to be on top form with my looks, fashion, finances, gym, hobbies, charisma, just to feel like I belongAt one point a few years ago I had that and I fear I'll never get it again
>>216032065PARASITE
>>216032069Diwali^^
A mouse has hit the thread
Pajeets can set off fireworks until 1am but you can't even have a bonfire on BONFIRE night now
>>216032090pronounced div-ali, which says it all
i believe he prefers to be called simply mouse now
>festival of light>celebrated in the dark make it make sense
>>216032135you can actually
>>216032085>>216032000>>216031967i feel like not using 4chan would probably help you act a bit more normal matesautism's a weird thing cause i see so many normal cunts "acting autistic" as in being unable to read a room or another person's emotions
farmfoods gone geek
>>216032152his momma called him mousenonce, im gona call him mousenonce
>>216032029
>>216032161there can't be light without darkness. something to think about
slicing a hole in a block of spam and deflowering it
thats a girl pretending to be male
skyping the american gf soon got any good memes to share?
Right. Evening lads, time to settle in for West Ham v Brentford live on Monday night football. I am craving a night of cheap thrill television to deprogrammed from a shite Monday FULL of toil.
>>216032190yes there fucking can dickhead
GeoWizard is a right rorke isn't hedespite trespassing on everyone else's property
>>216032220
i wish i pooi wish i poo you wanted pee
>>216032220they're shutting pizza hut down in UK
>>216032233it’s mad cos he looks so Leftypol coded. Weak chin, scruffy beard, weak hairline and frail frame
>>216032230dont mess around with me or things might get scary
>>216032262square up right now
>>216032240something deeply unnerving and evil about his face
>>216032265this gimmick isn't funny
hello I am the latest lefty no hoper
life isn't a tragedy....its a comedy :)
>>216032260his rorkery comes from a feeling of emasculationhe's like 5'8 and a stickmakes sense to blame the immigrants if that's you're fate tbf
>>216032292kiss my arse
what do you reckon the best time to live in britain was as a normal bloke
scientists reveal the secret
>>216032293at least corbyn looked normal, this guy is so bizarre man haha
scared to ever get in a fistfight with another bloke cause i'd def get hard when he hits me
can never be arsed to cookcan never be arsed to cleanwould live off biscuits if i could
>>216032292subjective parasite
>>216032293something very off about this bloke
>>2160323091960s or 1990s
>>216032298thinking about this
>>216032292he's been doing it for a decade lol
McMurdo Station, Willy Field Road, Antarctica
>>216032306post bet slip from last night
>>216032355Some walk that
got my cock and balls in the air friar
>>216032306not sure about this, all the rorkes I know are big strong lads
>>216032376nocurrently pondering what my bet for the Brentford game will beany ideas welcomesurely Brentford take it
might get back into juggling
>>216032298no ones laughing
theres a yank at toil who has clearly read this book back to front 20 timesconstantly repeats my name in conversationobvious narcissistdoes my head in talking to him but everyone else is friendly with himdont know how anyone else cant see how fake he is
>>216032414post the SLIP I want to know how much you won
>>216032428Based autist
used to have all sorts of creative wanks as a young lad left to my own devicesa good one was hollowing out a banana peel then putting it in the microwave for a few seconds
>>216032428seems like he's influenced you bigly
>>216032428one of them autistic superpowers innit? everyone else is tricked by it but not the retards
>>216032428I've twist at the end is that the ones you can't influence are your enemies. Be careful
how to win friends and influence corvids
influencing a poo
>>216032444cba to screenshot but it was less than 30 quid I didn't put a big bet onregret not putting more on but only reason I predicted 2-1 united was cos of a gut feeling I had before the game, didn't even fully believe myself
>spicy chicken burger>it’s just a spicy sauceDeath to your entire family you filthy lying, cheating paki cunt
>>216032428got an insufferable indian coworker that does this toomet so many of them that are soulless ladderclimbing course-selling andrew tate-fellating types it's unreal
>>216032428cynical cunt
>>216032546if I was going to bet on the game I quite like this. I won huge on a very similar bet when Newcastle played Arsenal. But not suggesting you follow it
too many bummers on the telly tonight
that book really rattled the runtcage for some reason perhaps because they are frustrated that nobody likes them
>>216032568
a tea leaf stole my jam jari didn't get a good captain cook at him, but i think he was a septic tank
>>216032606why you goin jail
>>216032528is that so?i do get the impression that hes realising that im wise to his tricks because hes starting to be mean to me
>>216032606scrfeam
I see no other option but to kill the fucking neigbour's dog but I don't know how to do it properly and not get caught. wish you could just hire a dog hitman
any bitch made nigga in
little britain yaoi
inda mad how white people had tiny populations because they had tiny countries but as soon as we stole larger land we just automatically made way more white people to fill it the same way black and brown people do on their massive swathes of land
>>216032606He is truly one of the most putrid “celebrities” in history. If I ever got my hands on him I would be compelled to end him for the sake of the human race.
DID YOU JUST REFER TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH AS 'OCTOBER'?!
>I see no other option but to kill the fucking neigbour's dog but I don't know how to do it properly and not get caught. wish you could just hire a dog hitman
>>216032636Have you tried talking to the owners? Stop being an evil lazy cunt
> dog hitmanyou mean hitdog
actually screaming through my cock at thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dkqmRN8Qs
>>216032637
>>216032606Looks like ai but I know it's not
>>216032636Love hearing about your dog troubles but you are incredibly demented
cock toe twins
>>216032678dont think the owners will kill the dog for him
>>216032701wait its the two niggas kissin image
>>216032689hitdogs are fluppin fentestuc with kutchup and mistard
>>216032592fair play, not watched too much of either side this season so not got much of a cluethink I might just bet on Brentford to win and both sides to score and leave it at that
>>216032674screamin
mental how fatima can cover her whole head but nobody else is even allowed a little bit of flair
mad how good the Force Unleashed was
it's weird how awful UK TV and film is when the UK probably produces the best music in the world (america produces the worst)
>>216032727yeah thats funny
>>216032739Kurt Cobain if he never picked up a guitar
>>216032636was having a similar issue recently and was at the end of my tether but luckily they moved out, hope you have similar luck x
gave myself a footjob once when I thought I had a foot fetish
>>216032778kek
bottom right lmao
>>216032780
sexo the white hair horse leadershes so alphahead squibbidy
Bringing me knoife on the bus. Wont catch me slipping
working on an extremely difficult poo
>>216032838t.
Put this on a Birmingham billboard
>>216032778incel claim getting a gf is impossible when these people exist
>>216032755films are hard to makemusic is easy to make
>>216032738Doomjak
>>216032856the biomass express
>The Metropolitan Police have confirmed that they will no longer investigate non-crime hate incidentsracism is now legal
this thing is legally a bike and WILL soon legally be barelling towards you on the pavement with a vanload of deliveroo orders in the back
Amerisissies?
Battelfield servers are down lads just fyi
>>216032894
>>216032896>bicycle>has four wheels
>>216032896*tips it over when the brown man is delivering*
vomiting into a ziploc back and selling it on ebay
>>216032897doubt that's true but it's probably mostly dumb women saying they're nonbinary or some shit
giant dint in my mattress. is this a problem or a feature of memory foam?
the scottish fellas cant get into their emailsKL
early sleepytime looms
>>216032956shut up you stupid twat
Alright I'll be the first to admit it, I don't understand Mikeynomics
what the fuck lads my pizzas gone all over the box its like its been flying around in the back of the deliveroo van
gf just asked me very politely if it was ok if we could spend new years at her house this year and get a takeaway in. Bless her heart
>>216032985remember to tip your uber driver, thaaaaaanks
>McVitie's Penguin and Club bars are no longer classed as chocolate after rising cocoa prices led the makers to switch to using other ingredients.>Both treats are now described as "chocolate flavour" because the amount of cocoa they contain has been reduced after owner Pladis had to find cheaper alternatives to the main ingredient in chocolate.things have taken a turn to the macabre
>>216032956do you flip it?
lmfao this cunthttps://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/other/its-not-a-fight-its-a-funeral-sacked-worker-floods-lawyer-with-1800-pages-of-emails/ar-AA1OyBcW
>>216032985You could be entitled to compensation
>>216033004retard that would have happened before there was an opportunity to tip
Firework toil begins. But mainly because there’s a single Indian in my area
I will insist to my last breath that Dakota is well cuter than Elle
>>216033010>sent 1,800 pages of abusive and irrelevant emails>claims unfair dismissal
why are uranians so powerful
got a sweet gf me she deserves cuddles
I dont tipIf my food arrives fucked I drive around the city looking for him and then I rape him in the arse
>>216033078mate read the lines>'Because when I shoot, it's a double tap to the head. You won't crawl. You won't recover. You'll rot exactly where I left you.>'I don't play. I don't warn. I end. There are no second chances when I move. No redemption arcs. No post-battle confessions.>'When I strike, it's not a fight - it's a funeral. So if you ever come for Me, make sure you never miss. Because I won't.'over email hahaha
>>216033094what did she want. need to now how much of a cuck you are
had my tea and now i'm in bed
>>216033064dakota is the same age as me so if she's not pretty then that means i'm not prettythat is not acceptable
>>216033124reckon we've all wanted to say stuff like that to toilberg at one pointgive the lad a break i say
>>216033129>>216032995Is reading hard?
>>216033088did you even read the source, retard? it's explained... because they get bullied by school kids for having gay parents, not because their parents are doing anything
>>216032995>>216033094lucky bastard
Rorke: 20 years in the can and not a peepLeftypol: Witness protection program
>>216032177>i feel like not using 4chan would probably help you act a bit more normal matesI am a former normie, but I burned out masking all the time. I've formed and integrated into social groups repeatedly but once I started full time work around 23 I lost the energy.
made my bed and now I'm having my tea
If my girlfriend put kisses at the end of all her messages I’d batter her for being an idiot
>>'Because when I shoot, it's a double tap to the head. You won't crawl. You won't recover. You'll rot exactly where I left you.>>>'I don't play. I don't warn. I end. There are no second chances when I move. No redemption arcs. No post-battle confessions.>>>'When I strike, it's not a fight - it's a funeral. So if you ever come for Me, make sure you never miss. Because I won't.'
OOOOO LAHDIDAH LOOK AT ME I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVE SEX LOOK HOW COOL I AM
>>216033124rorke on a madone
>>216033094tell her to fuck off, you're going out clubbing and getting on the e's
>>216033124you can tell these are all aithey cannot train this sentence structure out for the life of them
>>216033167no indiction that those 4posts* are connected *my newly coined neologism for 4chan posts
My girlfriend died
>>216032428>AHHHH MY COWORKER SMILES AT ME, IS PATIENT AND UNDERSTANDING, AND REMEMBERS MY NAME!!!>THIS IS AWFUL!!!
>>216033187oh look at me I’m above putting kisses that literally everyone does, cold incel twat
>>216032985clarted it
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216032856Not quite that bad but i had a jumpy negro sat near my last time. Seemed like he was ready to snap any moment and im not up for a fair scrap with my infected armpit
>>216033226the bull will be heartbroken
>>216033094Why do you use WhatsApp rather than iMessage?
>>216033238why do you keep posting ponies each time i post
>>216033246shant
>>216032985fuck that looks good im humngry
>>216033216I’m not 25 anymore anon
>>216033007didn't flip it because the foam is only on one side
>>216033252I suspect he's already moved on to greener pastures(like your mum)
is it true that british sausages are usually made of pork and brits think beef sausages are weird even though they're objectively tastier?
need an outgoing extrovert cheerleader gf with white hair or blonde hair
niggas is houngry
>>216033274breaky time for you innitget a full english up you
>>216033296...yh
>is it true that british sausages are usually made of pork and brits think beef sausages are weird even though they're objectively tastier?
>>216033286flip it top to bottom not back to front
what did the Romans do for us then?
Don’t think I’ve met my girlfriend yet
>>216033296pork sausages are the norm everywhere not that halal muck
I unironically like Peter Hitchens. I think he's way smarter than his brother.I think Abolition of Britain is one of the greatest books ever written.
>>216033296nigga eating a wagyu beef hotdog
The Knesset* spent quite abit of time debating the West Midlands police today with all condemning them as anti semites and the first group ever to implement a banning order*Commons
>>216033287don't you know. the grass is never greener
>>216033308bet you’ve had a full English up you lad
>>216033322is she even born yet?
>>216033322she's probably doing her homework lad
>>216033296not about whether it's tastier it's about whether it has the taste you wantbeef is tastier than chicken but sometimes i want a roast chicken dinner
>>216033340yeah not for a while though
>>216033322im at the point where i think every woman is either married or has a bf
Tell me what you want for me, take a look at what you see. Let me know if this right here is something you can have for years.
Mad how having a girlfriend is just a normal thing for most people. It’s not a target or an objective, they just shagged a coworker at a Christmas party and now they’ve been together for 17 months.
fighting the globalists by stinking out my incel bedroom
got a supermodel on my lap chilling in my tower posting on brit. you migt have heard of it by the way the eiffel tower.. yes that one. my father owns it
>>216033340SCREAMINGGGGGGGFLYING!!!!!!!
Yes, absolutely. I completely agree with you
that video for the game where they do their animations on the beeps with the repetitive beats has fit characters in it
>>216033361it’s well normal I reckonI’ve had .. 6 gfs I think that were 1 year or more
logging on to the incel command centre
>>216033332they are both mongs, christopher only gets the credit he does due to political expedience
im with catberghe makes me hold him with one arm like a football while rests on me
>>216033361Completely effortlessly, they accomplished things that you couldn't imagine -- no, not even in your wildest of dreams.
YouTube kino
>>216033409
Looking at childhood pictures and coming to the harrowing realisation that I’ve always been pug ugly and unusually short. Hate to sound blackpilled, but it legitimately was over before it even began.
>>216033431for me its the fact im a mentally ill freak
>>216033431you're not as short as me, im 5'6
>>216033444ropefuel
Sir Old School RuneScape
>>216033458if i didn't have a 404,000 quid net worth, maybe
Reckon my mum and dad shouldn’t have been so openly racist in my presence - that was probably where it all began to go wrong for me. Got expelled from Year 5 for writing racism into my homework.
>>216033442ktim
might get one of thse
>>216033481giz a fiver
0 foreign aid
dont worry shortmongsI'm 6'4 but im so fat and autistic it doesnt even matter
>>216033409Hot
5 star
yeah well i'm 5'6 AND bald. checkmate
>>216033332saw mr hitchens at the train station a few months agoi said "hello mr hitchens, nice to me you" and he grunted back at me then walked away
>>216033483When I was little my grandad was driving through an area with loads of Muslims and as one of the women was crossing the road, my grandma pointed it out and my grandad sped up
>>216033495rape bench?
>>216033495>not getting a full multigymngmi
Reckon that having a sweet and compassionate girlfriend who looked like Jenna Coleman would fix 99,9% of my issues
I'm 5'3 with an attitude
manletopia aka the shire
>>216033495>>216033544just get a gym membership you asocial bastards
>>216033544cant fit that in my studio can i
Rorke meowing his fucking head off outside my bedroom door
>>216033522alri krillin
i refuse to believe anyone wants this
sucking a bowl of tuna pasta xx
>>216033610can't eat it anymore meate a bowl every single day for a year as my only mealsurvival mode
i've been taking vitamin B12 supplements to see if they would make me more powerful but i haven't noticed any effects at all
shitting hellfire
how do you make tuna pastra
>>216033652are you pregnant
Being poor is so weird! Like, when I think of tuna, I think of tuna from a fancy sushi place, and you think of tuna from a shitty can! Like a cat. Poor people are a lot like cats.
>>216033633that sounds brutal lolreckon the only dish i could scran for a year would be chicken and rice, chili powder with it i guess
>>216033296very true
>>216033670horse named fishhorse named pastara uhh
>Warwick Davis with aids>"ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃᶦᵈˢ"
>>216033676not yet teehee xx
>>216033652been taking zinc every day makes me cummies thick
get it fucking made then
5’6 is crazy
>>216033680canned tuna and proper tuna serve completely different purposes
>>216033692that's odd, beef sausages have a lot of flavour while pork sausages taste like a condom full of grease
>>216033680you are jealous of that fact (everybody wants to be a cat) >>216033718:3 good >:3 sex sex
6 7
>>216033680midwit post
i'm 5'7.5
>>216033680i think canned tuna is healthier than full tuna
>>216033720was thinking about this but theres already zinc in my multivitamin
>>216033769>>216033769>>216033769
any spazmoidical freaks in
>>216033767are multivits actually good? i've read they're quite bad and the body doesnt really absorb the vitamins well from them
not even going to bother >>216033778>>216033778>>216033778at all>>216033778>>216033778
>>216033787Possible that they're better than nothing though but yeah I have heard getting them through food is much much better
>>216033787i heard its fine if you take them with food
dem a squeak
scr
what just happened
wot
>>216034467heard that at 7am this morning driving to work, not really breaking is it now
Jannies don't like Belle Delphine from the looks of it
>>216034497just heard the news meself
too afraid to make the newsomeone else get it made
JANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
right so hes gone mental
>>216034489janberg cast an autosage curse on the thread, sometimes they can't just delete the thread like a real man
Janny, with all due respect, you've been taking the piss MASSIVELY recently.Pack it in.
>>216034509just heard about the hillsborough squeeze meself, breaking news that
>>216034543>>216034543>>216034543
>>216034557um
Imagine deleting that peng belle gif need it reposted in the new
someone make a new
oh my days
what the fuck is his problem
JANNY YOU SILLY CUNT
howl
yeah wasn’t a good edition
>MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR 3
HES GOEN MENTAL OMG
>>216034708>>216034708>>216034708
this is it…the last /brit/
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