Britain Edition
>>216034708we'll see if JANNY is still on a madone
December.
into another one?
MK ULTRA gf that has my best interests at heart (with the sex stuff)
>>216034750roaring
GO ON JANNYWHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THIS ONEYOU PLONKER
Just started yelping out in pain because I remembered it's only Monday
*emerges from behind a bookshelf*is... is it safe?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QyQ0ydzvFJotimmies kid (half horse)
>>216034803will be banned because technically shetland and orkney aren't on the island of britain
The kind of tired sleep won't fix, me. ahahahaha x
>>216034819i told you to stay in there until i say*runs through the thread with an ak-47*
sir skin flint
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1760987139353925.jpgsexo egyptian cat or deity (they want to be cats anyways, because cats are epic)
....some say that he does it for free....and that his smegma is a rare delicacy on a small island off the coast of Fijiall we know is....HE'S CALLED THE JANNY
>>216034853FOMYEG
i'm attracted to french womenhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/NB03j2PDbTQ
>>216034853:o lovely!
>>216034861belter mate
janny fucking hates me todaynot on are kid
>>216034845the video of this is better, just mean mugging the camera as they're stood out in the rain lookin' all 'ard. these two had such a grip on the internet years ago, there hasn't really been something like ti since where one single person was so internet famous for absolutely months
>>216034908berg
uhh ok
he should be allowed to attach images to his posts
What do you wear on dates?
>>216034908perfect puss
>>216034708Yorkshire looking nice and chunky.And I stand by my earlier assertion that the East and North Ridings are full of handsome, intelligent ANGLO folk whilst the West Riding is a den of iniquity, peopled solely by Afro-Hibernian 'tards with a penchant for pilfering
nice things in my head but they arent mine and idk why they are there
>>216034908vile little runt
post the picyou know the one
might go nigger bashing
>>216034946wouldYJK her m
morning lads
soupy discharge
>>216034969
>>216034942Never been on one
>>216034988can’t do that these days, due to you know what
:3 we don’t mind if you post the images mr mouse
oh my God my mate just sent me a pic of a massive shit he just took, fills the fucking bowl up. I've never seen the like of it. Wank material is sorted for the next month at least.
>>216035008>gifnot a fucking chance
>brdsgf (copy).gif
>>216034975
hmm
>>216034999cum...or the yogurt thing >:3 unless there is actually a kind of discharge if it is some type of color
yo listen up heres a storyabout a little rorke that lives in a gammon world
>>216034969But where was he running to? Would have loved it if the driver saw and stopped
>>216035024Would use like fleshlight
>>216034988bloke I worked with told me him and his pals would jump in a minibus and go down to leicester to beat up random pakis back in the late 70s/early 80sthank god we've evolved into something better as a nation
>>216035024those tits are mournfullike two fried eggs stapled to a wall
Cute...
>>216035027was there another celen dion that lived like 80 years ago and was super famous
Just heard Ricky Gervais got cancelled
lol
>>216035049what the HELLY
>>216035049MODS
Just spent £35 on something
dont know who on earth would spend 5 grand on one of these things
>>216035035Nahhhh marg dukes on a mad one
>>216035078did you get a dildo thing
Wow.
remember when 2016mong was insisting jeremy clarkson was cancelled and his career was over because of that meghan markle article
>>216035071get them in
>>216035112WOW! :3
felt tired since 5pm
>>216035080extremely jewsine zuccergBERG looking head contraption>>216035112cute!
So come on,Do a shite,On my face,Let it shite, just let it shite,Let it shite
>>216035071paid mine off this year 50 grand down the drain
Janny, I know he's posting the mice, but please mate... Please... Don't do anything rash.
>jewsine zuccergBERG
>>216035137
Reggie's been on the cake...
might fuck a Chinese woman pregnant because they are high IQ but dont have to suffer from arsenice/lead poisoning like they do in China (training weight removed)
>>216035127felt tired since i woke up megot mento elf you see
>>216034969If you have to take your shoes off to fight you're wearing girl's shoes
officially done with Twitch. it will no longer let me log in for no good reason. stupid pussy website
poo scr
nothing wrong with posting the mice, it’s time for us as a general to grow up and move on
>arsenice
>>216035183been on the nigger words have we
might stop doing that because it seems like I am just sitting here saying I want to get pregnant going to sit here and say I want sex instead and also Chinese people are high IQ (you can now seethe) >>216035200I am image banned currently :(
>>216035162rubes looking sultry af corr blimey
i'm in swanage de latswanage de lats
the way to know that the holohoax didn't happen to take a look at the amish. that's a religious group to experience persecution and the generational trauma was such that got arrested development and stuck themselves in the 16th centurycompare to israelis crying about about the death camps but still living in tel aviv or new york
>arseniceshriekging
just bought a couple of these as bookends
>>216035210that is unfair!!
>>216035217never been to swanagejust one of those places isn't itone of those places you just don't go
bit depressed. im good at my job but this fella born in fucking 2006 has recently joined the company and he's putting us all to shame. he's been working with computers since he was in a pram and he's making shit in 2 days which would take me a week or 2 to do. no idea what i can even do to get to his level
>>216035183For me it's the ads every few minutes and then them telling me to turn off my adblocker which doesn't block the ads
I see why he does it now, the mice are pretty cute
>>216035228corr nice one lad. pip get paid in did it?
>>216035207no it is saying my browser version is out of date even though im on the latest version. Probably a lie to get me to uninstall adblocking stuff
been on call for 24 hours because of this aws shiteim fucking shattered
So how do these freaks that look like cex cashiers manage to get girlfriends?
>>216035228they should sell limited edition after eights with 'the royal mint' stamped on them
Genuinely though if you haven't fingered yourself at least once what are you doing? Aren't you even curious about the appeal? I don't do it often but you know every now and then I'm wanking and start feeling a bit fruity and I just pop a finger in. You get one life, live a little. Considering getting an anal vibrator actually.
I fucking suck at my job and I hate it and don't care about it at all
aaaaaaaaahh I need to consoom
boom boom boom boom i want you in my room
>>216035256work at aws or use itand why dont you have high availability in, with multi-region deployment
>>216035262
>>216035274there is a lot of ugly retarded women with low standards despite what terminally online incels will tell you
>>216035242more fool him, overperformers get rewarded with more work
>>216035312Remember when they tried to make her cool
Did you support Arsenal before the brain injury?
>>216035274this is the city folk version of touching an electric fence one time in your life (or pissing on an electric fence) even though I have touched one and put my finger in my butt before
havent cumed in a week and things are getting scary
>>216035312She looks pissed as per usual
>>216035332Make it a month
>>216035312love her
jannies are really going nuclear with the rule 3 bans now aren't they
sex sex
I like the mice and want them posted
Can feel a large pressure in my colon, know there's a fat shit in there somewhere but it's not ready to come out. If I go sit on the toilet now I'll just be straining for twenty minutes waiting for it to come out. Reminds me of the worst constipation I ever had where my shit was so big and hard that I was actually scared it was going to rip my arsehole in half. Ended up fingering up my bum to break it apart a bit before I shat it out. Mental that. Think I was going through depression and was just dehydrated as fuck.
Rorka-ColaPepsipol
>>216035311still ahve to reroute shite
>>216035338bet shes a right laugh on the lash
>>216035367They'reNot Allowed ok !!
>>216035353make it two
>>216035313Not sure what that has to do with my post but I am a terminally online incel to be fair.
>>216035367ok... I will post them !!
>>216035373POV I stopped slapping someone in the face with my dick 5 seconds ago and look to make sure im on target for starting slapping again
met a rather lovely chinese girl who works at googlegoing on a date next week
mousey right as usual, having babies with a Chinese women is the high iq route for good offspring. Stuck with my dim but loveable English gf, too late for me haha
Lawyers for 4chan described the fine, which is the first to be handed down under the new regulation, as “risible” and “stupid”.4chan, which has been referred to as the “cesspit of the internet”, has previously been blamed for radicalising young men, while also being linked to mass shootings.
>>216035382one terraform deployment to update the api gateway cname to the disaster recovery api gatewaythen again, i use azure so everythings a piece of piss
>>216035403don`t Do ItIt`sNot worth !!
>>216035405O_O
>>216035397whoops meant to reply to the cunt talking about CEX cashiers my bad
fucking screming
>>216035411sure you have, rorke
>>216035389Thanks mate
>>216035424try doing that with billions of calls mate
>>216035353do you really only get 10m dongs a month? converted to AUD i get at least triple that and i'm on the dole
>>216035403:ooo SEXO
>>216035425but I already posted a few and the janitor didn't mind!!
>>216035403that carrot looks like a dogs dick I mean carrot
>>216035433Leftypops Senior
>>216035434What he meant to say was he saw a lovely chinese girl when he searched for them in google images
>>216035433employed woman in 20 years
>do you really only get 10m dongs a month?Thats a lot of dongs
>>216035420>4chan>young menHaha yes all us youngsters here
ok then
>>216035433rorkes da
>>216035433corrr peng
>9% of the British population arrived as first generation immigrants AFTER the Brexit vote
more MICE!
>>216035463me on the bottom
>>216035463
brentford 2-0 west hamhammers are going down this season ladseast London in bits
um
bomb the data centres
>>216035495so fucking what
>>216035476sexy...
>>216035433>>216035473imagine going to see yer da and he rocks up like this ffs
howling 2: your sister is a werewolf
Right see you in four hours when the thread becomes bearable again
>>216035495we need an actual bloodthirsty psychopath to take power at this point
>>216035484born in '05, me
>>216035476WOW!
>so fucking what
right time to get on all fours and start barking
>>216035509>>216035463
me? secretive man with no secrets
what's the deal with all these fireworks outside then? Something these nu-britons are celebrating, I presume?
love those mouse photos
evening gentsany drug mongs in the thread? been thinking I need to get into substance abuse lately because I'm a bit fed up
>>216035526cannot imagine being born this lateyou were a little boy when I was shagging birds at uni
>>216035564Reform wished Happy Diwali earlier, so I'm assuming it's that
>>216035564We're all celebrating Diwali lad x
very unhinged threads lately lads, what's going on? menthol elf day?
becoming very narcissistic temporarily within the last 5 minutes
added my sister on discord and she calls herself a "gooner" in her username, may have been a mistake
>>216035568almost 1.5 years of the meow meow muck myself
>>216035582>
any diwali man in today
Need middle-class people out of business
turn 21 next year and i already feel like my lifes over, can't imagine how some of you feel in your mid-late 20s
>>216035594Toilfreaks on a monday madone. Plus the usual suspects.
not even /brit/ gives a fuck about Joe Pasquale on The Chase. The show is dead
>>216035616fucking shieking
thumbnail of the monk looks like a bonde gir standing next to a horse
>>216035526Fetus ass nigga didn't even watch Dick and Dom in the Bungalow as a kid. You probably watched Gumball or some shit.
>>216035606any choice substances for me to wreck my life with ladpreferably something that's not too much of a hassle to get my hadns on
>>216035605get her fucking shagged immediately
>>216035644>>216035616>>216035602>>216035594>>216035581>>216035549sir parasite
'96 me
>>216035660this!!!
>fucking shieking
parasite always begging for mouseGOD attention VERY sad and extremely cringe
Sometimes I think Bradley is forcing his laughter at something which isn't very funny!
dont let perfect be enemy of the good
need a girl who treats (owns) me like im her horse
>>216035652Nowt wrong with gumball though is there>>216035618ktim
>>216035655mephedrone is my favouriteketamine a close secondspeed good but only if you are that way inclinednever been a fan of cokenever done H but heard its goodbig fan of kratomonly done research psychedelics and didnt like them
Timmy thinking this is what is meant by crimson victory paint
started getting grey hairs when i was like 14, now at 30 i'm as silver as a second place medal
Seems Heatherpaedo's new gimmick is trying pretend to be mousey calling out the parasite
jackie chan adventures for me
might become a vagrant of sorts
>>216035731youre timmy
>>216035588>Reform wished Happy Diwali earlierSo does Farage actually want deportations or what? What's he doing wishing the people he's meant to deport in 4 years a happy diwali for?
oh no melty
You should be banned from /brit/ until you are 25. You fetuses are young enough that you can still actually make something of your life. Why are you here. Go make an onlyfans and show off your zoomer twink bodies or something. Make some money.
>>216035760youre timmy
I reckon one of the lads from smithy boy and da crew is posting in here
>>216035737ding ding ding
Timmy experiencing crimson victory
RIP Daniel Naroditsky
Obviously, a series of Prime Ministers and Parliamentarians have destroyed Britain for their own benefit.BUTWhat do they actually gain?Where will they lay down roots for their descendants?Are the world's elites all heading to the Antarctic to live on a cold, isolated base?
parasite melty stink huge
>>216035783probs LDot the nonce
got a boil on my pubis
>>216035737notice that he can only copy? (he is a parasite)>>216035790you got called timmy yesterday and started going to the cuck cuck shit immediately, and everyone say it
>>216035778>You fetuses are young enough that you can still actually make something of your life.Failed every course I did in college and now I'm a NEET at 20 with no qualifications, average looks, average intelligence and no other redeeming qualities. It's over, there's nothing I can do to actually redeem myself.
>>216035793horrible news that. Kramnik has blood on his hands
how many of these 'grooming gang' victims went willingly for a smoke or a bag of chips? be honest lads wdy think
reminder to report the BE flags posts
:D
>>216035838women do that shit willingly they wouldnt even need to offer them anything
>Dick and Dom in the Bungalow>Raven>Trapped>Horrible Histories (when it was still good)>Young Dracula>Sarah Jane Adventures>50/50That lineup was STACKED senpai.
>cuckle brothers megameltie
>>216035839+1 and the UK flags/any other flags that are obviously him
>>216035866scream
>>216035863>Sarah Jane Adventuresstill goated. better than doctor who has been for the last 8 years
>>216035793>it's realNO
don't hide behind the first letter like a faggot, say nigger you stupid cunt
FilterGODS (shaggers) don't have this problem
>>216035793Who?
>>2160358312017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away.
>>216035820stupid defeatism at 20 boo hooyou'll be crying the same tune in 20 years
>>216035820Go do an apprenticeship, get a trade. I'm nearing my late 20s and that's what I'm doing. I'm in a much worse situation than you agewise but what am I gonna do, give up? Gotta do something. Did you go uni? If not, why not go do that?
>>216035866pooing and roaring
>>216035916>>216035910>>216035882>>216035858>>216035815>>216035831>>216035815parasite
>>216035014the WOKE
OK the thread is unusable right now so im going to bedreminder that if you filter then you are a part of the problem and I still respect you all less because of how you acted yesterday goodight everyone except my literal enemies
wish I was amish
>>216035946gngn
the Belgian is insanetotal nutcase, need him locked up
>>216035956I don't, i reckon i'd give that lifestyle Amish
>>216035882>>216035910October 20, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $0.003 on her double post by mistake and chimps out”, in soc.culture.african.american[1] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. doesnt give a fuck about black history mnth for 2 weeks now - 20th Oct - because they dont have a history
>>216035956Wish I was never born.
>>216035937the bus is here x
>>216035820>overyou don't know the meaning of the word buddy
wish i lived next to a migrant family blessing in the new dexter where i pop round for tea and go to their random parties
>>216035923>you'll be crying the same tune in 20 yearsYeah cause I'm in no position to actually do anything to make sure things will be different for me in 20 years. >>216035925>Go do an apprenticeship, get a tradeApprenticeships where I live get filled up pretty much instantly, and they usually want you to have some GCSEs which I still don't have anyway. Retaking them at this point would cost me money that I don't have and can't get because there are no jobs here.>Did you go uni?Can't afford it, and even if I took out a loan, it's not like anyone can ever pay it back, can they?
calling it a night, which I’m actually able to do unlike you No lifeNo sexNo friendNo point :(
>>216036036>Apprenticeships where I live get filled up pretty much instantlyah no point trying then, or offering to work a couple of weeks trial
>>216036036maths and english are free
think i might have deep vein thrombosis
>>216035863>>Dick and Dom in the BungalowNever liked them. "HAHAHA lets shout bogies in the library" shut the fuck up you're grown men>>RavenNever saw it>>TrappedDecent background watch>>Horrible Histories (when it was still good)Very overrated and still had a lot of self-hating anti-British propaganda even back then>>Young DraculaNever saw it>>Sarah Jane AdventuresGood>>50/50Never saw itAnyway I had Sky TV so the only time I ever watched any of these was at my grandmother's
/brit/ meetup doing a pub crawl in pubs closest to the gherkin when?
>>216036055she's so hot i'd kill myself in front of her
Bruv think he writes for TV guide lmaooo
>>216034969tiktok skit
>>216036092
>>216036055give us her name then
if you can't pay they'll take it away
goign to bed soon
>>216036055I want to plap her while her Wonder Woman figures watch me
might join an african church and become their mzungu
>>216036099another successful day of being the saddest cunt alive was it
>>216036099thought the cronem were standing on a mountain made of fried chicken there for a second but it's just a light brown mountain
>>216036111cherryneedles
>>216036036>Yeah cause I'm in no position to actually do anything to make sure things will be different for me in 20 years. wrong retard. insanely and suicidally stupid retarded mong assertion
Eating a "jersey mike's" for the first time... not too bad
>>216035618>mid-late 20sHeh yh 20s....
>>216036092screaming
>>216036077>"HAHAHA lets shout bogies in the library" shut the fuck up you're grown menwow almost like they're on children's tv
>>216036139Masshole?
>>216036055Timmy's crush
might move to Guernsey
get your hands off my penis
>>216036099praise JAH
>>216035863man trapped i totally forgot about that so good
>>216036212>cp companyayo?
>>216036186The blueprint for Englishmen in 2025.
>>216036036If you haven't got maths and english GCSEs go get them, that's all you need for most apprenticeships and you can get those funded. You won't ever get fuck all without those GCSEs. As for uni, you don't pay back loans until you are making enough money to and it's just skimmed from your wages. Surely that's better than never having any wages at all?At least get on the dole if you aren't. Get jobseekers and see if jobberg can hook you up with anything. You gotta try something mate. You aren't old enough to fully realize the gravity of not utilizing the last few years of your youth. It will get MUCH grimmer if you don't try all that you can.
epic cuckle brothers mega spam meltie
another day in my stupid nigger life
>>216036169Decent children's TV doesn't patronise the kids watchingAlso my parents let me watch Family Guy and South Park when I was 6 because they figured the adult jokes would go over my head anyway, but I think it only made my sense of immaturity far more edgier than Dick and Dom doing the bogey game
>>216036250cronem's paint canvas
>>216036077The only time I watched Sky was at my grandparents, so I had the reverse and mainly watched CBBC stuff. Honestly on Sky all I really liked was Spongebob anyway. But you have no soul if you watched Dick and Dom as a kid and didn't like it. I understand you had to be there so if you didn't watch it as it was coming out as a kid you won't get it.>grown menYeah it was a show for children lad.
>>216036259what's she looking at
Timmy's taxes pay for it all
>>2160363014chan int brit
save katy and suck the cronem yourself
>>216035882>women sometimes exercised sexual power over enslaved menNo shit
>>216036335>>216036335>>216036335
>>216036274>Decent children's TV doesn't patronise the kids watchingDick and Dom didn't do that, it was just silly. I don't see how it patronised anyone. It just did things that you wouldn't do on adult television.>Also my parents let me watch Family Guy and South Park when I was 6 because they figured the adult jokes would go over my head anyway, but I think it only made my sense of immaturity far more edgier than Dick and Dom doing the bogey gameFamily Guy is genuinely more patronising and retarded than anything that Dick and Dom ever aired. >made my sense of immaturity far more edgier than Dick and DomWhat does this even mean? Are you ESL?
>Also my parents let me watch Family Guy and South Park when I was 6fucking grim, can just tell your mum was on the dole
>>216036274
