Hey greekbros. Why is Paris kinda...
>>216036228Extremely fuckable thighs
wtf i can see his penjis mods?
>>216036228Made by a Dane btw.
greeks wanted to genocide this
>>216036228...uncut?
>>216036228Why are greeks so gay lmao
>>216036513>Why are greeks so gay lmao
>>216036513Trojan Luwian zainichi, not Achaean kyrie
>>216036499Greece didn't have many jews back then
>>216036513>>216036472
>>216036228If that statue was realistic he would be covered in hair and you would not be able to see his penis because it would be hidden in the bush.
>>216037947>because it's small*ftfy
>>216036320Those thighs would squeeze your weak little dick off, it's not worthy.
>>216036228This? This is what MEN fuck. Not faggy little troon "femboys." Not those 4'11 asian "twinks."
>>216036228paris is a pvp zone
>>216037947greeks only liked the pre, or barely post, pubescents
>>216041210that was the spartans
>>216041625IIRC there were writings from all around the penninsula mentioning how they dropped their femboys after seeing hairs sprout on their faces
>>216041656damn and they're greek too so that probably happened as soon as they turned twelve. fuck. that's horrible
>>216041723Part of growing up is realizing that liking femboys doesn't make you gay, it just makes you a pedophile.
>>216041860
>>216041860I've heard the term bi-pedo thrown around. I guess youth is just that enticing
>>216036228That one statue of David in Florence made me realize feminine boys have always been desired.
>>216042076That one isn't very feminine. If you jack off to it, you're a fag
>>216041860One is arguably better than the other and still allows you to go to heaven
>>216041966>>216042187Stop spamming your rule34 folder you faggot ass nonce this is a tasteful art thread.
>>216042227well post your "tasteful" goon mats. then
>>216036228Not being able to appreciate the beauty of male (especially the young) body is a sign of low IQ
>>216042289I don't share.
>>216036228biggest faggot in Greek mythology award>dump super hot immortal nymph wife to go rape some slightly hotter spartan queen>gets shit kicked out of him in literally every fight, only "achievement" is shooting Achilles from the back like a coward (even then still needed Apollo's aimbot hack to hit his weak spot)>get shot in the dick with a poison arrow, die begging ex-wife for cure (she says no lmao)>get older brother killed>get father killed (the weapon used was baby nephew as a club, also killed)>get sister and mother sexually enslaved>get entire city burnt to the fucking ground>it was all for nothing as her husband just takes her home>the Odyssey literally confirms Helen was taken against her will, she's reunited with Menelaus and literally calls Odysseus a hero for rescuing her from Troy...>retards will still romanticise this faggothate it
>>216042343well somebody's gotta post some
>>216042740No, not really.
