umadem edish
Mousey gained a fan tonight. I’ve just seen him log off completely unbothered and leave this freak screaming into the voice unheard and unsatisfied. Completely dominated lol
Just won an award
nth for the gyaldem
Hair graying.Belly rounding.Knees hurting.
rorke, as it were
the director of this should have kill himself as soon as he found out the substance beat him to release
Imagine if the Gherkin was never builtWould zeid still be deranged
Watched and enjoyed both Family Guy AND Dick and Dom during my childhood because my heart had room for edgy crassness and whimsical tomfoolery at the same time.
I need a good laugh, someone post that pic of foden
>>216036437LOL
>>216036426so called 'mousey' (poster who i only hear of and have no clue who he is)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWkJ86JqlPA
>>216036434he'd be on the interracial breeding grounds ting cloggy and asf used to post about. the ai rishi vocaroo still gets a kek out of me
bought some gold
>>216036465cor imagine how soft she is
todays the day that all you see is violence and movies and sex in tv
>>216036465kieran tierney looking better than ever after leaving arsenal
redhaired bopping on dem soulpoles
>>216036502
>>216036494I shorted tae VIX
>>216036375
>>216036543
>>216036543dis cronem looks like di cronem dey gave a house to
>>216036544
Smoking a marlboro red and drinking a pop on campus so they know what a real american patriot looks like
might do a cheeky carpe of the so-called diem
nigga literally called jailbait smoove
>>216036627
used to wake up without an alarm at 7 am during summer just by natural sunlight. but now it's a struggle thanks to winterberg
>>216036648?
tonight may be the night l finally change my bedsheets
the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races
>>216036648umm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAG1OBQtRGo
in bed with the linen-scented candle lit and a hot chocolate (milk, not water)
>>216036536Back where he belongs
I SAID SOMEONE POST THAT PIC OF FODEN
>>216036683Thats more reddit than loving everyone
>>216036683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RnkcLMs4Wo
>>216036655It's technically still summer
>>216036718
>>216036694can't she use some of her 1.5m sub money to put some shit in her empty box room so her audio doesn't sound so horrendous
>>216036718here you go, fooden
>>216036465if the restaurant name is in Italian, you know it's going to be good
I want a European Trump that hunts down Antifa
you didn't follow proto
>>216036733oh MY days lmao
>>216036733jd vance reminds me of this guy from his 2010 gimmick videos
>>216036733bud bud ding ding 2.99
sooth
I've got a lot of money and a car, and I'm extremely depressed/anxious - what should I do
>>216036755not that one>>216036785there it ishahahahahahahahahaalmost woke up the 'berg with how much I've been shrieking at this pic
>>216036750when do the cocks go back
*crawls out of an unmarked grave*right well I'm back from a bullshit 3 day ban, did I miss much?
>>216036842Already have
>>216036777>>216036777
>>216036842already have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL-x7ReXces
>>216036655my body clock is set for 7:15-7:30 every day
>>216036353Who is this? I know it's Timmy's crush, but who is she?
>>216036856that's spanish but good try!
>>216036823
>>216036785oooo~
Harry Maguire
im chopped
>>216036876are the fodenbunnies allowed
>>216036733is that an indian's shit on his left foot?
>>216036866What time do you fall asleep?
janny dont play about no foden bunny
>>216036883how does an american know of slabhead
>>216036830his kid has the same haircut lol
I can post the fodenbunnies
>>216036899hahahaha timmies luv dat filthy favela gypsy
>>216036652Get them boarded
>>216036860>>216036855idgi
BREAKING NEWS: The Sandinista regime grants the Communist Party of China the gold and natural reserves of Nicaragua with unprecedented territorial cession
>>216036951Reckon you don't get much, do you?
>>216036907midnight
Phil Foden and Gary Economics walk into a bar.
Foden is a really nice and humble guy
>>216036890>>216036890
>>216036951
the clocks spring back and leap forwardalways knew this from when i was a id
>>216036876>>216036895BELLOWING
and then that was ithe never uploaded again
>>216036941She's Irish diaspora mixed with jungle gook
>>216036930based slot has ruined everything klopp built
>>216036965Wrong reply >>216036949
>>216036946me in club world sipping my champers while pooroid mongs are stuffed into world traveller
>>216036979Who owns the remaining half?
UM x
cba
>>216036981>always knew this from when i was a idwas your mum a database table?
>>216036946never been on one of those big planes myself
mad that gary rhodes is dead
>>216036986Thought she was half beaner half flip. Didnt realize she's one of ares
>>216037014>he thinks the a350 is a big plane
tempted to order loads of kfcthoughts?
vgh... sovl
>>216037032it is. only planes i've been on have had three seats either side and only one aisle
>>216036930he's the best player at united since Ronaldo
>>216037042jolibee chicken better than kfc muck
>>216037042Alri jeff bezos
This is a reminder to report the parasite's posts. Also report the Belgian flag poster. They're not good for the thread and realistically, should be irradiated so they become sterile and can't pass on their dysgenic genes
>>216037032Well it is. Obviously not a big as the A380 though
>>216037025mad how much jungle bbc lana rhoades has had up her pipes
>>216036984for my it's dan bockmann mister optimism himself
listening to sofy (/brit/'s queen)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkx4bdbHXc4
just got a letter from the council telling me i need to start paying the timmy tax
a380 and 747 are the quintessential big planes
It's like the bloody Sopranos in here sometimes!
>>216037014>>216037032>>216037053>>216037070>>216037074That's all well and good but what's the BIGGEST plane? What's the BIGGEST plane?
>>216037014They're comfy
>>216036984>>216037083That's sad
>>216037072you eventually stopped being a spamming schizo nuisance so why dont you allow them the chance to reform?
Is Umamusume (hourse girl?) popular with the British too?
a biological female called me handsome today
>>216036946been in premium economy 3 times me
jeff benzo eat 30 kfc chicken on the floor
>>216037097love the cheeky upper deck on a 747 classic ngl
>>216037123
Look at this little lad
>>216037072reporting does nothing, better off just filtering and moving on with your life
cant fly economy these daysfull of you know whatshorrible sitting next to them for 14+ hours good Lord
Im sat next to ling ling at this very moment.
>>216037103west siberian plane
>>216036984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D86THdhqSYQ
Wanted to get a motorbike turns out you have to have a fucking L plate even if you have a full car license no chance
>>216037151what is he
>>216037117they can't reformthe only way out for them is suicidei didn't try to spam about underage girls being raped by niggers for 16 hours a day
>>216037151hello my sweet little cherubushka
>>216037173ermine you fucking dense cunt it's in the filename
been on all boeings from 737 through 787 except the 747and time's running out
>>216037178mouse truth nuke
>>216037158Ever tried not flying from London or Bradford?
>>216037178fair point i guess
>>216037151qt>>216037171you do realise driving a car isn't the same as riding a motorbike right? Of course you still need L plates
>>216037123my local anime con only sold mihoyo and blue archive merch
mad how much some zoomers just instantly dislike me with a great hostility usually gay toodon't know what their deal ismost people love me
>>216036984
bring on the wall!
Thinking about the time in year 3 I told this girl I hated at hometime that she was fat and ugly and that’s all she’d ever be before running off and thought I’d got away with it because I’d got back into the car. Little did I know when I was leaning out the window to ogle my classmate’s cool Super Mario rucksack she’d be walking past crying and point me to her mum who went mental at my dad. Busted at the last minute.
>>216037198oh haha
>>216037200yeah been on the 757 and 767 have you? i find that very hard to believe
>>216037219why do you have a vested interest in people with terminal illnesses?
>>216037226that one gif of the fat lass getting twatted into the water never got old
>>216037236you're a mean little boyno wonder you've grown into such a nasty little incel
>>216037236it was nearly the perfect crime
>>216037250because half the people here are completely deranged
I've completed airbus
The Pooing 247
Would love to roundhouse kick ziedbelg's head smoove off his neckbet he's got layers of congealed fat by nowmight do a dexter on him actually. use cling film to hold him down to a table and slowly dissect himbet he's got a lovely fatty livermight even scalp him
>>216037219decided to google an australian youtuber who i used to watch a lot during covid and found out she died of cancer two years agoshook me to my corewas like losing a a close friend
>>216037210my femcel sister got a mihoyo body pillow scares me walking past her room and seeing that on her bed
for me it's the humble 727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db1u6I_lukU
frankly i find it very hard to believe you have flown on the 757 or 767 unless oyu are literally 70 years old
Might become obsessed with flight reviews.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j42dtDOj_D0
grass wonder's artist first piece since grass wonder horse passed away>>216037305kek
>>216037305ever seen her naked?
>>216037305is she single? put in a good word for me, yeah?
>>216037247Literally went on a 757 last year lmaoA Jet2 one that is now retiredDone a few 767s, AA to JFK was one
>>216037305Grim
for me it's being a secret covid spreadernever get any symptomstests always negativeand yet everyone around me gets horribly sick
>>216037205Obviously but I have a full car license surely I don’t need L plates. I get a car and bike are different but I’m fully grown man ffs
Mental that Spain & Sweden were close to creating nuclear weapons. Europe should've gone all in and secured ourselves without the support of America
months free trial with Amazon Prime get in
there's something incredibly sad about people uploading videos to YouTube going GOT CANCER LMAO!!how long before youtubers start livestreaming their own deaths
>>216037353no we’re not pakis>>216037356shes almost 21 and never had a boyfriend
>>216037381We have nukes didn't do much for our independence
>>216037350LOL I bet he is too
Ziedbelg origin storyhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guySo he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insaneThere is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about himMaking a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/
makes you appreciate life
trannies are gross but femboys are peng
next we need to teach joey cannoli what crimson victory is
>>216037305ever shag her up the arse?
>>216037376ktimhad covid once badly when it first came here, april 2020since then ive never been ill from it but everyone else around me gets it
>>216036362
timmy having a crimson victory with his brother-in-law
£415 for 12 months road taxFucking hate this country way too many rules
>>216037362highly dubious
>>216037463get them housed right here
>>216037376>>216037445*roughly tongue kisses the pair of you for a chance to bulk up my immune system*
please stop posting depressing content
>>216037418>spends the next posting dogshit on an incel forum
>>216037474mines 160are you driving a tank?
>>216037474theres no such thing as "road tax" mate
>>216037463
>>216037263>>216037268Wasn’t my worst one. Used to take the piss out of this fat kid for being a retard and sounding like Donald Duck (he did too) until my mum did his mum’s hair and she was crying about how badly he was being bullied when I’d been ganging up on him with other kids that same day. Or when the Indian joined in year 5 and the entire lunch table took the piss out of him and his accent and he went to the headteacher. Deputy head went out looking for the culprits, my brother was getting picked on and I wanted to grass his bully up so I went up to her and pretended to be a model student and snitched. She said ‘oh by the way I’m looking for X do you know him?’ I was like yeah that’s me. Thought I’d been nominated for something good or my work was getting praised but I was taken straight to the head and lied about not bullying him.It’s fine though because karma got me now I’m an incel cretin freak.
(to the tune of "around the world" by a touch of class)the willy of the bum, was sweet i didn't wank
>>216037484*spreads my covid stained arsehole wide open*
>>216037505
there's no war on drivers but i was there was
What's Kev up to these days
>>216037418i would never lose to cancer but RIP i guess
>>216037548>i was there wasfucked it
>>216037510yeah
Dic Siôn DafyddTRAITORI will make sure he is deported from Wales
>>216037440stop asking me if ive fucked my sister just thought itd be funny to mention she had a mihoyo body pillow when it was mentioned
>>216037558Sexy Kev?
>>216037541christmas soon>>216037584ever seen her bare arsehole?
Sir Daniel Naroditsky was like my brother man rip
>>216037584that a yes then is it?
>>216037584how old is she anyway, my sister never had any weird stuff like that and i've never known anyone who was into anime or anything of the sort
>>216037541yay!
>>216037569i wish there was, more than anythingdrivers are so fucking entitled and arrogantlove it when they get stuck in traffic and impotently beep their horns
>>216037548> i was there waswhere were you?
>>216037506Yeah but I’m alive and breathing aren’t II will appreciate this fag I’m rollingI will appreciate brushing my teeth after itI will aprreciate drinking water before bedI will appreciate how comfy my bed isYou don’t get it
>>216037601poor lad, supposedly his idol accused him of cheating F
>>216037618pedestrian carlet seethe
reminder to key every car that parks on the pavement
seasoning my dindins with gloucestershire sauce
>>216037601Kramnik must pay
>>216037594noirish Kev
salam alaikum salami and baconthats what the yanks used to say in aramco during the gulf war, according to pater
>>216037639if that's the limit of your experiences and you're happy with that then good luck
Deano mourns the death of Cristiano Ronaldo. I mourn the death of Daniel Naroditsky
>>216037654thats english slang for cum mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDw6t9Sz064
been to 45+ countries
lrish kevbomb
>>216037691something kind of funny about him using "it's over" specifically
don't forget the clocks go back on sunday lads
I've been to 190 countries
>>216037606shes 21 next month, always loved anime and games since she was young and always had crushes on fictional characters instead of real people with some exceptions. mum thinks its funny dad tells her to shut up when she starts taking about it because it makes him sad but she talks about it with mum because she knows shes getting a reaction.
mad how britain would probably have joined the nazis if edward didn't abdicate so he could marry some yank woman, why do yank women keep ruining the royal family?
>>216037688Ronaldo never hit a smothered mate in his life
i push the button at pedestrian crossings when i don't even need it
charli sex c sex thats what we call her
>>216037718my birthday that. a whole extra hour of my special day
I made full English breakfast yesterday. Please rate it.I know the display needs work, but it's my first attempt. Hopefully it will look better next time.
Just reported a post which was made by a Belgian flagYou should all do the same.
>>216037732Genuinely an arrestable offence according to the highway code
>>216022853I work for stupid shittting asda doing deliveries. Today wasnt as bad as yesterday but I have been thoroughly miserable for weeks now. no better jobs where i live so its this or be homeless or get myself sent to prison. still, only one more day and ill have a couple days off and can hate my life from the comfort of my own home instead of a van.
>>216037732quite fond of pushign the button then not crossing and watchign drivers seethe stuck at the red light
>>216037740Timmy's hairy gypsy crush >>216036353
>>216037740I like her music but she doesn't seem like a pleasant person to be around
if you were to speedrun spaffing should you start the timer from the moment you start wanking or from the moment you get hard and if it's the latter then should you include the time it takes to get hard into the timer?
>>216037740don't get the appeal personally, she looks like a gypsy prostitute
>>216037760Toast is a bit burnt but looks good, get a bigger plate and remove the has browns though. Also you need better sausages. Those look like fucking hot dogs
You ever get bits of toilet paper stuck to your willy from wiping it after a wee?
>>216037778why
>>216037779depends if you're doing a glitchless run
>>216037760solid brekky lad
>>216037768every courier driver I've met has looked clinically depressed, I'm so sorry lad
>>216037794i get them stuck up my arsehole
>>216037768Why don’t you become a hgv driver better pay
>>216037780ridiculous, ive shagged way better looking gypsy prostitutes.
>>216037760get that hash brown SHITE out of there
>>216037803oh my days LOL
whys unc standing like this
>>216037760Would eat. But only only count 18 beans
>>216037796too far up her own arsehates drum and bassget a weird feeling that she's the type of person to spike youjust general off vibes
bloodborne was good they should make more games like that instead of cod or whatever gay rubbish they keep making
>>216037768are you the guy who's seen some fucked up stuff
why dont yanks have proper sausagesits always those weird red hotdog things
Will we ever change the law so that you have to pass some sort of intelligence test in order to vote or am I dreaming?
>>216037803why do timmies insist on calling this peach fuzz?
>>216037860Can almost guarantee they're kosher beef sausages
the AWS outage was NOT my fault
>>216037768morrisons/ocado drivers always seem the happiest
>>216037846There are loads of Soulsborne ripoffs. None of them are very good though
>>216037760sosij looks like hotdogs(?) That's a paddlingshould really be fried bread rather than toast other than that it looks alri, could do with more beans and maybe some shrooms
Rorkes new friend group
>>216037843thick cunt>>216037830uncs chopped
>>216037846ever heard of doki doki literature club
>>216037846fromsoft should make a PC port first
>>216037726is she nice are you close with her? she just a year younger than me, would be interesting if I had a brother or sister who was around my age I really wish I did, would be interesting if I was close to them
>>216037894he's got the tired eyes of a depressed asda driver
>>216037878what on EARTH
you look at my gypsy balls and for this I shall kill you
>>216037811yes, i assume they are. i work with a guy who worked for parcelforce before asda and he tried (and evidently failed) to kill himself.>>216037817i dont like driving for a living.>>216037852yes, although im sure im not the only one.
>>216037907Timmies are on mad copium
>>216037878I thought only the godless antipodeans were guilty of this devilry
>>216037941looks like pat butcher
>>216037917oh yeah they've still not done that lolmadnesswould sell like hotcakes
we need a new lads someone get it done
>>216037937Have you ever crashed or smashed or scratched something
>>216037962no idea why. they eat shite like chipolata too as their main form of sausagethey don't have cumberland or anything like that
>>216037975Sony won't let them ok.
>>216037768reckon you should suck it up a bit desu. of all the shit minimum wage or thereabouts jobs there are those jobs seem the least shit
lets gooo>>216034708>>216034708
>>216037882>morrisons/ocado driversi was talking to a lad in a lay-by recently and they are paid better than us. but i dont live near enough to the depot
>>216037998really really want you dead.
>>216037786It literally says sausage on the package. Its made by Lincolnshire.>remove the has brownsWhy?>>216037822Why?!?!?!>>216037837There is more beans underneath all this mess. Like I said I just need to work on ny display next time.
>>216037998going to super glue my arse ring to your mouth if you do this gimmick one more time, will be like human centipede
>>216038013>i was talking to a lad in a lay-by
>>216038041>>216038041>>216038041
>>216038037>>216038037
hash browns are the best part of a full english
american visiting scotland herewhy is glasgow such a shithole compared to edinburgh? the former felt gritty as shit and poorly maintained. what is the source of the glaswegians inflated ego?
>>216038033Bet he's the same one who said we has in bed with his uncle last night
>>216038059A cuddle with Jack
>>216038059they're both pretty grim it's just Edinburgh is better at concealing it for the tourists
>>216038079haha yeah thats me ford declined my invitation for a cuddle thoughever
>>216037987>crashed into a couple of walls>smashed off a few win mirrors>scratchedi dont think so>>216037995not really much choice till i get a medical reason to get pip>>216038033delivery drivers talk. we happen to take out breaks in lay-bys
Brian, Lynn and Daniel
