How do I emigrate to the United States to work at Uber Eats or something without ever learning their language or being deported updated 2025 100% functional
you should aim higher otherwise it is just as painful here
>>216039739I heard that a cleaning lady makes $200 a day work, that's half a monthly salary in Brazil And when we are going to spend it we have to pay 2x more because of taxes
>>216039839You should vote for a libertarian president.
How do I emigrate to Japan to work at Uber Eats or something without ever learning their language or being deported and getting a cute Japanese gf updated 2025 100% functional
I earned $100 a day when I was young working as a day laborer
>>216039872Votes dont work in Brazil
>>216039912Nobody wants you in Japan. Just as you hate beaners coming here they hate you going there
>>216039937b-but BWC or something
>>216039918So you not working since then??If i could get 100 DOLLARS in a day work i would work like a psycho
>>216039702It seems like you already speak English- or are you posting through an auto-translator?
>>216040211I can read great, write not that great, and speak poorly
>>216040243So just keep practicing. (Your English seems alright to me, I haven't noticed any glaring errors.)
Just do what this Brazilian lady did. Fly to Boston on a one-way ticket, work a minimum wage job, live in a house with 10 other Brazilians to save money on rent, and then use your savings to start a scam enterprise that defrauds Uber for $780,000. Easy peasy.
>>216040272good idea>>216040458another good idea
>>216040272He should have used "immigrate to" and not "emigrate to" in his original message>How do I immigrate to the United Statesor alternatively>How do I emigrate from Brazil (to the United States)
>>216040649I don't see how it's wrong, he'd be emigrating (leaving his country) with the destination being the United States. Maybe it goes against some prescriptive standard but as a native speaker I can tell you it sounds like something an American could plausibly say.
>>216039702Huh, are you using a translator right now?Move to Massachusetts, amigo. Ha mutios brasileros là
>>216040698It's the sort of statement that's grammatically incorrect but acceptable to use in casual conversation. Many such cases.
>>216040799If it's how native speakers actually speak it's not really "incorrect", just informal.
you just show up and do it, I'll tell you why, no one there wants to do the shit jobs, there is a higher chance of being sucessfull as some shit menial worker than a skilled one because they have indians for that and even if it were not like that, they wouldn't have any advantage hiring you for a qualified position because it would cost the same as paying a local person. so you just show up and do it.
>>216040839In my opinion most native speakers would use immigrate, not emigrate, in that context, but they wouldn't see the use of emigrate as a big deal.
>>216039988No, I become a security supervisor and make $650 a week now
>>216039988$100 a day is seen as below poverty level here. You can't live off that
>>216041125That's $26,000 a year assuming five days a week, which is feasible in areas with low cost of living.
>>216039839You think cleaning ladies make 40 dollars an hour.
>>216041150Yeah but you're gonna be poor as absolute shit and live in a fucking slum or rent a room and you're not gonna have money for anything but maybe cheap food
$100 a day is 2k a month so I guess if you live like a poorfag you can do it
>>216041253I could live like a king with that money. You americans don't know how good you have it.
>>216039702They won't even let English people in and we gave them everything that makes them cool
>>216041335>brownoids really think the cost of living in a first world cunt is the same as their shitholelol
>>216039839The only cleaning ladies making that much money suck dick on the side
>>216039839Cost of living is higher here. That being said my friend who walks dogs in NYC for spending money makes $50/hr doing it. $16.50/hr, three dogs at a time.
>>216041745That sounds like pretty good money, it's too bad I have a phobia of dogs. It's been getting better lately but it's still pretty bad.
>>216039937I don't think me going to Japan for a week and spending money is the same as a beaner illegally crossing the border and soaking up taxpayer money for 30 years
>>216041335Most halfway decent apartments are at least 2k a month. Unless you wanna blow your entire check on rent you're gonna have to rent a room or live in a fucking ghetto
>>216041775What a fucking pussy>>216041335Inlosit that YOU don't know how good YOU have it. $200 a month covers all your expenses, rent food, bills, etc. That won't even buy me enough gas for a month
>>216041849>Inlosit*I posit
>>21604174550 dollars an hour for walking dogs??God bless america I think i just found my future career
>>216039702you could work in freight for 18 an hour you don't need to know any English just numbers I knew guys who spoke 0 English but its extremely taxing on the body and dangerous if people are going too fast if you found a sociopath like me to room with for rent could could take home 2k a month and send it right home assuming low tax yield
>>216041352Bullshit, I see bongs here from time to time
>>216041897You gotta know high end people tho. Manhattanites No regular jack off on the street is gonna pay you $50 an hour to walk their dog. Bonus is you're foreign and rich people go for bullshit so you can advertise your services employ a special Brazilian dos-walking technique that makes the dogs not energetic and happy. And you can just do some bullshit like play Capoeira music while you walk the dogs, rich people will totally believe it's having some magical effect
>>216041622>>216041814>>216041849I'm also trans don't know if that matters
>>216040709There are 2 millions brazillians in the US Florida is the top 1 state in numbersThe biggest problem is Visa not the environment
>>216041955I can sponsor you, give you a "job" at my company but I want 5k up front and 15% of everything you make your first two years here.
>>216040908Is professional dog walker considered a shit job ?
brazilian niggas really were claiming italian citizenship just so they could enter in the USA visa-free and then illegally remain there overstaying the tourist permit
>>216042010Actually it's pretty high end
>>216041978Americans truly are entrepreneurs
>>216042024Is that why IMPERATRIX MELONIVS axes the whole immigration thing?
>>216042024Better than pay a mexican coyote and lose your organs
Can you h1bmaxx, l1a/bmaxx or eb2-niwmaxx (phd)
>>216042043Just open a restaurant and sell coxinhas o algo. Those little fuckers are delicious and we don’t really have Brazilian restaurants
>>216042055in the end we are just an another american vassal in Europe
>>216042100St'appost, fratel. We're the same way but for Israel
>>216040458Give me a run down on this
>>216041937>>216041897They are paying $16.50 (minimum wage) THEIR dog. But if you get a few clients like he does and walk them all at once, then it adds up to $50/hr+
>>216041622>>216041814>>216041849>muh cost of livingEven adjusting for that firsties have far more disposable incomeRent cost 2k in America? In Argentina it typically costs 700-1k, yet salaries here are nowhere even close to half of a typical American salary.
