my life rn edishprevious >>216041329
Good, a new thread
umm?
Eating a big bowl of corn, an entire can.
>>216043915equal parts whole milk + heavy creamstir together in a pot over medium-low heatadd chocolate chunks + sugar to tasteserve with whipped cream, marshmallows, and a light dusting of nutmeg
>>216043960AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
millennials who act like zoomers are 10x worse than the worst zoomerdestiny is an unc ass fag in denial
I don't get why Jason is so outraged at the Emiru scandal, he does that with his sister like every day
Momberg screeched at me today because some kid almost ran his bike into my car. Like it was my fault
Where has that little white trash hick Jason been lately anyway
>>216043986sounds nice but I could do without the whipped cream and marshmallows. I may be a twink but I'm not THAT much of a twink
>>216044002but it was your fault
Me and whoo whoo whoo?
>>216044024me at the back cause im a loser
lusting for fat chicks agian edition
>>216044024they don't like me posting birds anymore
>>216043977>while hasan is abusing dogs destiny is sucking premium girl penisdestiny won
>>216044024me and yoou (and yoou)
>>216043989So true…
>>216043996A lot of millennials are very deluded and entering the midlife crisis era, you see it with all those accounts saying>I still look like I'm a teenager!
>>216044018It was not also why did children get diwali off?
>>216044053sounds like it was and idk what the hell bomali is
this morning seal team six under the command of the joint chiefs of staff undertook a covert operation to locate and compromise to a permanent end the notorious /cum/ poster known online as jason. at 3:24 am local time jason died like a dog and like a coward. thank you for your attention on this matter
How's life in Chicago?
If I don't get a job offer by Friday I'm endling my life
>>216044041Who cares what the thread NPCs think
>>216044071dunno. never been to chicago
>>216044044nvm it's a femoid, destiny is a cuckold faggot
>>216044052I don’t feel like I look substantially older when I look in the mirror, but there are moments like getting a new driver’s licence in which you’re able to look at a side by side comparison of the old and new pictures, and it’s apparent
jason in ancient greek is iason meaning healer
I find the autists who get annoyed by repetition endearing T. Made the Mileena threads
I look like this
In England there was this professional hitman who was also a theistic Satanist. He would kill his victims in ritual sacrifices to Satan.
>watching destiny
>>216044052>I still get carded every time I go out
chud meal
>>216044115What was his name
잘때 죽으면 좋겠다.
Life is so simple just with me and my problems, when you start adding other people that's when things get complicated, really a lot of people are just awful dogshit
>>216044126Brown
>>216044126This the type of shit momberg would make
>>216044071dangerous depending on where you live. culvers is bretty good though so that makes up for it
>>216044113He looks very nordic
I know that Mariners anon is SEETHING rn
>>216044127Bond. James Bond.
>>216044163led headlights aren't as bad if YOU have LED's as well
>>216044163Did you get that here
let's talk gooning
>>216044171I can only goon to white women
hi
>>216044122That's actually a fuentes watcher
What’s da plan boss
>>216044178Hey Barbie
>>216044145What are the "safer" places to live?
>>216044139seezon dey food
>>216044077check out this sleeping canadian. I call canadian geese 'canadians' I think it's funny they tuck themselves into their scapular feathers with their long necks just like regular birds do
THREAD THEME: THIS SONG AGAIN – https://youtu.be/2b9BpunsVmo
>>216044182The whitest areas, presumably
>>216044132>KoreanSOVLESS>JapaneseSOVL
Leafbros, we just cucked Seattle big time...
>>216044171
Might need to detoxIt could help your rhyme, your flow, and your beatbox
>>216044186those things leave droppings all over the sidewalks here and sometimes they hiss at me
Ate taco smell and now feel sick
>>216044194South Korea scores higher than Japan in international mathematics competitions though.The highest ones are USA, China, Russia, South Korea, Taiwan, and Iran.
>>216044195dunno what you're talkmbout cause I don't follow baseball much but that japanese guy is gonna single handedly win the worlds eries for the doyers
>hey hillberg whatchya readin
>>216044186The long neck of a goose is a funny physiology from an evolutionary perspective>what if we attached a snake to a bird’s body
Probably at least have of my goons are to jav because they cater to some specific things I like. So it's weird because I can jerk off to it, but I don't think I could date a Asian woman because I just see them as whores now. Even though they're supposed to make the best wives
>>216044174skill issue
Jays probably can't beat Ohtani but its nice they got that far
>>216044198
>>216044222I feel the same way
The way we do things is just as barbaric and savage as ever. It's just become more subtle. Every aspect of life has been commodified. Now women in countries like Ukraine are selling their wombs to birth children. Everything is designed to get people addicted. Food, porn, social media etc.This is a sick and satanic society.
>>216044214We may lose, might even say it's likely, but the important part is we kept the Moroners curse going
>>216044179cope more destiny watcher
>>216044222>Even though they're supposed to make the best wivesI’ve heard a lot of negative things about being married to one. Interracial marriage just seems like a bad idea in general.
>>216044202>>216044221ever touch one? i'd love to hug one but don't wanna stress it out. birds don't like that kinda stuff
>>216044212>IranWhy are stinky brown ayrabs scoring so high in math
>>216044248I feel the same way
>>216044230Beelzemon?
>>216044198Digimon was so incredibly shit. The worst low-effort ripoff of Pokemon imaginable, fuckin down-syndrome Charmander.
>>216044222>Even though they're supposed to make the best wivesaccording to who
>>216044254Impmon was my nigga at 7 years old.
>>216044248He means Japanese wives specifically, I've never heard anything negative from someone married to a Japanese woman at least here in Canada
myrtle beach. that's where i want to be when i die. i want to hear the waves one more time. then close my eyes a last time.
>>216044260>according to who*whom
>>216044259Agumon would destroy Charmander
Vladimir Gurerro is a curious name
stop liking things I don't like you faggots
>>216044271Best I can do is take you to North Myrtle Beach
>>216044260him i guess
reading isekai and taking my estrogen for the day
>>216044251Persians speak an Indo-European language. Arabs are Semitic like Hebrews.
>>216044260Many people say this about Japanese women thoughbeit, even other orientals
YIKES!TMI bro, did NOT need to know that
>>216044249Canada geese tend to be very aggressive and territorial. Probably not a good idea to touch them.
Japanese women are reddit tier feminists.
>>216044295Who cares?
>pet a Canada Goose, they said>it'll be fine, they said
>>216044304A surprisingly high portion of them still want to be housewives and believe in traditional type gender roles thoughbeit, just do NOT ask about their bodycounts.
>>216044295brad does what brad wants
>>216044304Indian women also
>>216044322based brad
it's raining >.<
>>216044304Kore wa'O "Yamato Nadeshiko" nun esiste cchiù
>>216044317God's strongest cyclist
Japanese women need BWC correction. A good western dicking-down would straighten them right out and turn them into the perfect housewife.
>>216044335LOL
>>216044321don't care ching chong
Farting in prison signals that your hole is loose and juicy
>>216044345>he doesn't want to impregnate women of all races Very low T
>>216044321>just do NOT ask about their bodycounts.Japanese women are not whores, idk what this is meant to imply. You think they're sleeping around because Jap dick is sooooooooooo good? Lol.
fuuuucckkk i just ate beans......
>>216044359>women are not whoresreddit tier post
Has anyone tried this game?
>>216044359>Japanese women are not whoresAlright, who's gonna tell him?
>Japanese women are not whoresdoes_he_know.jpeg
You guys are only saying Japanese women would make the best wives because they don't mind if you cheat a little bit as long as you're discreet about it
>>216044371>>216044367incel posts, stop watching Andrew Tate vids and sigma Shorts on Youtube
>>216044358Gross
Watch more Japanese street interviews
>>216044317We're lucky that birds aren't overly aggressive and hate crime humans. They are very quick and have powerful beaks and could easily blind people if they wanted. A goose did that to a cyclist, imagine what a hawk would do
>>216044389>sisters
>>216044384pussy whipped cuck
>>216044399Business idea:Guard hawks instead of guard dogs and train them to go for intruders’ eyes
japanese women are literally hourglass shaped goddesses who are also virgins waiting to fall in love with me exclusively (the main character obviously)
>>216044415100% chance you just finished watching a Peaky Blinders edit with some russian phonk played over it
I'm a sigma. Deal with it.
>>216044418>GOUGE EM VALOR
>>216044410If you weren’t aware, Australian Abo females frequently have beards
>>216044389Reminder that some poor Irish or English lads did impregnate those after months without pussy, people just had higher T back then. Exactly like how cavemen were fucking all the other hominids, high T.
>>216044429bruh
>>216044423Never watched Peaky Blinders in my life. It looks reddit.
Jays win the pennant and I’m so happy :)
>>216044384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b22jxhg0OVo>muh tradwife...
Canada is the reddit of countries.
>>216044443We have one anon in here who is NOT happy
>>216044442It’s the same boring goyslop as every other piece of mainstream media. A big part of the story involves the Peaky Blinders gang attacking the EVIL British Union of Fascists led by Oswald Mosley
>>216044447those are zainichi thoueverreal japanese women look like hentai anime girls
made some incel seethe
>>216044465Ah too bad for him. Those Mariners are a really good ball team. It was close as hell. I really like Cal Raleigh.
there are no incels in /cum/, only fakecels
I'm a sigma volcel gigachad.
I'm at the store and they're all out of Dr. Pepper. It's over, America is finished.
Imagine willingly drinking Dr Pepper
>going to the store at 9:30 PM
AAAHHHHHHHHHH FUCK HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTHTHEY DO HAVE BEARDS
>>216044528Ainu women used to tattoo mustaches on themselves
>>216044538i no longer wish to visit Australia
HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS
Have you ever been to North Korea
>>216044528Australia is like some kinda rpg game. Giant spider mobs and a female class that's bearded
>>216044527It's 8:30 on the best coast
>>216044528I wouldn’t lie about such a thing
Primitive tribes explode in weight when the meet kfc mcdonalds and taco bell
>>216044563I guess I'm primitive tribes
Birds are not descendants of dinosaurs they are literal dinosaurs that survived a mass extinction
I'm at the pizza hutI'm at the taco bellI'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
kek this is me
>>216044570Evolution is a fake made up hoax.https://youtu.be/IXc45aQPoPM
>>216044562>>216044557FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>216044588classic
>>216044596keep going im close
>>216044603I miss das racist
>>216044570
>>216044613to vomiting
>>216044613
to all the canadians: I'm sorry for saying your butts smell like maple and cinnamon over and over again. i'm just weird and I won't be satisfied until I have sex with a canadian twink and get this out of my system. i'll be better then
I remember when taco bell was cheap
In Ulthar, no man may kill a cat.
the only fast food slop I enjoy is pizza and fish 'n' chips
>>216044645The Canadian fertility rate is South Korea tier, and there are very few young Canadians anymore, so you’ll have to find a temporary foreign worker jeet to rape instead
>>216044618That's basically just Plato's Ideal Forms.
>>216044664I find that hard to believe. It's gotta be close to US-levels>>216044657That was a pretty good story. Strong ending
Y'all got me fucked up
I ate a lobster roll the other day and it was bad. Fuck everybody in Maine
>>216044675Plato’s allegory of the dino nuggie
>>216044195I watched the whole game. The Mariners had some truly awful players; soon as I saw their lineup for the 9th inning I didn't even need to watch the rest of the game to know they would all just strike out in a minute
>>216044645their butts do not smell like maple and cinnamon, it's actually quite a shitty poopy smell
>>216044618Time is a flat circle. Casper knew this.
>>216044704Not if they shower and clean properly
>>216044698Probably depends on the place you get it
Heat death of the universe
Lobster is highly overrated when you compare it to crab like King or Snow.
lobster used to be food for prisoners and poor people
False lobster is better than crab
>>216044664>very few young Canadians anymoreIt's true. I used to be one of many kids in my neighbourhood (when I was a kid ofc) and we'd all hang out and play and fuck around and shit, MUCH of the time outside. I don't hear kids playing ever anymore. >>216044683You mean The Cats of Ulthar? Cause I just started The Dream-Quest For Unknown Kadath so don't spoil it for me ok. >>216044737Jesus is coming soon to save us from entropy.
I don't eat shellfish
>>216044763more for me :)
Time is a flat penis
>>216044763your loss nigga
I was raised kosher but stopped when I was like 15. Ham and pork is delicious but shellfish is still vile beyond beleif
>>216044763Disturbing image
When I turn 30 in a few months it's really gonna sink in how fucked my shit is
>>216044773babe, it's 4am
Jews seriously can't eat sushi. Why would God prohibit such a sublime delicacy?
>>216044773imagine if a nigga had a flat penis nigga'd have to hook up with an asian girl loool
>>216044787>but shellfish is still vile beyond beleifGrow up. Raw oysters are one of the best foods
>>216044757>You mean The Cats of Ulthar?yes. I have the complete HP Lovecraft book. the greek brothers one with the tree is cool too
>>216044792Majority of jews don't care about kosher
>>216044806>huge hardcovers
I'm on a seafood diet. I see Canadian twinks and I want to suck their cocks, lick their ass cheeks and fuck/get fucked by them
I am tired of seeing gifs of that overly expressive negro streamer
>>216044797>Raw oystersI gag just thinking about that. Yuck
>>216044837What a worthless faggot. Kill yourself
>>216044833Does he have a piece in his ass or something?
It's 6pm in Hawai'i.
>>216044837my brother in Christ you need to get some serious help ASAP
>masturbating to captions and roleplaying>go down a deep rabbit hole>come across a guy who wrote literal pages of him detailing an 11 year old cumming in a 4 year oldseriously, what is wrong with some of you?
>>216044837There's no seafood in that picture faggot. I'm going to correct your ass.
>>216044024i shouted out! who filled the feeder trees?! when after all, it was you and me
I grabbed spinster by the pussy
I used to go on Omegle and pretend like I was a hot girl and really lead these old fucks on and then when it came time to send them a picture of myself I send them a link to gay porn xD
Do zoomers still say "Say less"?
>>216044879this nigga reading Stephen King novels
>>216044900Unc…
>>216044910Yes I'm an unc, I don't keep up with these things anymore
Sorry was that your girl I smashed? Lol
>>216044900icl ts pmo sybau syfm lil nga ong gngy
The Chinese drove these to extinction and for that I shall never forgive them
>>216044921No it was man
>>216044922LOL That looks like Tagalog
>>216044877>>216044889help me :3>>216044836too much book for you huh bitch boy? too heavy? can't hold the girth?
Cat owners be like: haha! My cat hates me... :,)
>>216044940You look like a scrawny little bitch like that book is about to snap your legs in half
>>216044868no he's just really nervous
When I was a teenager there was this dance aog that used to come in Power 106 on Saturday nights, it was just this dances beat and this guy saying " Ah PUERTO RICO, WHOOOA" over and over again
N
>>216044939this is actually a coherent sentence for most zoomers.>icl ts pmoI can not lie, this shit pisses me off -> To be honest, this makes me angry.>sybauShut your bitch ass up -> Shut up>syfmShut your fucking mouth -> Shut up (again)>lil ngaLittle nigga -> Verbally sizing the listener up>ongOn God -> I promise you this will happen>gngyGangy -> A way to address someone, like bro or dude
In China they have a pig farm that is 26 stories high. The owner of the pig farm is very wealthy.
>>216044960That guy will be singing the national anthem at the superbowl
>>216044922LOL
>>216044974I knew sybau and lil nga and ong and I guessed gyngy but I had no clue that other shit, thanks
Nothing frustrates me more than when I'm arguing with an anon and some moron butts it on my side and responds as if they're me, ruining everything I have so precariously built up in the process due to making me appear like said moron.
>>216045005S'justbpart and parcel of using an imageboard. If you get into a really heater argument just tripfag for a bit
>>216045005You fool! You fell for my strawman-reverse-sockpuppet trick! It was ME who ruined your counter to my argument!
>>216044977Lmao
I am determined to accomplish something before I fall asleep
who caged up in this mofo
>>216044951It's called being a lean mean fighting machine. I'm not fat and sluggish with my movements. I co- *POWWWWWWWWWW* punch you when you least expect it
i've had plenty girls shown interest in me but i've always turned them down. Now no one approaches me when I want a gf wtf the universe is a cruel joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQmgHrSReCM
>>216045047It's because you're actively seeking it now, go back to focusing on yourself and she'll appear
can i kill myself yet
adolf shitler is built for bbc
>>216044940I've got severe carpal tunnel.
>>216045045Missed! You have to be quicker than that!
We can thank Hermes Trimegistus for all of the technology we have today.
I'm a chubby little short white boi and have long accepted that I'm basically a background object that women don't even consciously recognize as a person
>>216045133He would need to have existed for that
>>216045098why not get sugary?
>>216045133I stg i seent that nigga at a gas station
>>216045133The guy from futurama?
might get a za today
Pretty much of all of those ancient hermetic texts are forgeries from the middle ages
>>216045136Great. Now bring me a cup of coffee you short ass shit.
>>216045097Is that Indian Hitler
if i had money i would blow it on toys and video games
Is having sex with women gay?
>>216045136>white boiYou are Indian.
>>216045191Your feet look cold. Why don't you put them in my mouth?
>>216045158Today? It's nighttime, bredren
Raquel Rodriguez whale tail
>>216045195
>>216045148Shit wouldn't fix my Tourette's.
>>216045196its 12 am
uh oh nightly timmy melty!
I don't want to fap but I want to want to fap
>>216045220You're just bored. Go read a book
fappity fap, don't come back
You can really see the influence of Anglo-Frisian German on the English language, and how that pronunciation was retained in the upper class accents of Britain. For example, the Anglo-Frisian German word for rock was "stane". In English this word eventually became "stone", but in the upper class accents of Britain stone is still pronounced stane
>>216045225>You're just bored go do something boring
just won a debate
Another shitty day in my NIGGER lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiJq8rCEDMQ
Egg nog season is approaching lads, I hope you're getting excited.
>guy facetimes his family saying he's gonna shoot up an airport>a family member reports him and he's stoppedSmdh imaging ratting on your own family like that
>>216045264Anybody here try the Evan williams alcoholic eggnog?
>>216045266"Ratting" is a brown concept
>>216045264I have never consumed eggnog
>>216045264When I was a kid I saw some youtube video where the joke was that eggnog was made from Santa's cum and it's haunted me ever since
Eggnog niggas be like yeah there's 2 months a year where you can drink white Russians without people looking at you funny
>>216045264I'm gonna make my own homemade eggnog this year>>216045276I tried it and didn't enjoy it. The alcohol was too overbearing
>>216045276No but I usually get a bottle of picrel every year. I think it's American though, my faggot cunt isn't importing American liquor right now so I may not get to enjoy some at Xmas.I hate that we're at war right now, why can't we just be buds again.
>>216045280White people ain't finna got no loyalty
>>216045264If I drank as much of this shit as I want to id have renal failure. I love this shit so much
volunteering to teach thirdies for some organization then like two or three show up feels bad manthe org will say that it's cause of challenging circumstances but i think it's more lazinessthen there's grading but this grading feels like kinda a joke
>>216045289Do you usually not drink alcoholic eggnog? 15% is pretty normal for them
>>216045289>I'm gonna make my own homemade eggnog this yearCareful. That path leads to the Dark Side
>>216045289>I'm gonna make my own homemade eggnog this yearBased, post it here and let us know how it goes.
>>216045324How 'bout you help some american before you start trynna fix the rest of the world's population?
>>216045345the americans in the street are worthlessthey could easily enough get back on their feet if they tried but most of them are leechesmore sympathetic with the people who are genuinely decent hard working people but just have a shitty government and there's no jobs or they dont have the luxury to go to school
2 days till huggy wuggy releases on the fornite store
>I am forgotten
>>216045405I have never heard him speak.
We can lay for the night, But in the mornin' I get Shirley MurdockI hope ya door slam lockI'm gone
>>216045381What exactly are you teaching these turdworlders and where are they from?
>>216045405he helped thousands of soyllennial faggots find religion
>>216045410It sounds something like "Counting or not counting gang violence - CRACK - splruggugggugugururlurrulluuu....."
>>216045379She looks like she should be in a fighting game
>>216045410And now you never will
should i have more cheesecake? momberg would be pissed if i didnt leave her a slice
been an incel for a couple weeks now
>>216045486greedy fat fuck
>>216045486piss her off, you deserve it. what's the point of earning all those GBP's if you don't ever cash em in?
Fucking hate seto kanna javs because they all feel like exhibitions rather than actual stories.
>>216045455Damn...
>>216045508i do cash them in THOUGH
>>216045521Shorty?
Use this for the new
>>216045486No
>>216045508The last slice costs more points than an entire new cakeSomething to think about
>>216045521is your mom hot?
>>216043996>millennials who act like zoomers are 10x worse than the worst zoomerAgreed. It's even worse when they themselves act like generation chauvinists online and then do it everywhere else.
>>216043996any millennial that uses the word 'cooked' should be boiled alive.
>>216045554I'd like to eat a slice of cake off a girl's ass some day.
1am we meet again
>>216045512for me, it's asahi mizuno and nao jinguji
>>216045585How many GBP is that exactly?
>>216045530yeah
>>216045597*Hugs* how have you and sisterberg been
>>216045583You are cooked for this opinionLet a speak freely!
>>216045596depends if it's the first or last slice.
>>216045601good, shes trying to convince parentbergs to get her a second dog
>>216045613
>>216045595that reverse ntr asahi mizuno jav stole gallons back in highschool. luv me some jinguuji too
Turkish Delight is just a half-assed jelly bean
>>216045653Canada cooking rn fr
>>216045264I used to drink the shit out of this as a kid but today I can't justify something so blatantly unhealthy
>>216045629She has baby fever
>>216045264>Egg nog seasonI'm a little more old-fashioned
>>216045667I only drink it at Christmas in honour of our Lord and Savior. I feel like Jesus would be insulted if I didn't have some nog.
>>216045687Finger my ass
>>216045653Always wanted to try them
>>216045696No, finger MY ass
>>216045687damn that looks T A S T Y
>>216045715>>216045696remember to PREP UP before you STEP UP, fellas
theres a demon haunting my home
>>216045687So do you just eat the cinnamon stick or what?
>>216045763nah we got herd immunity now I just trust that the other dude is on it, you only need to be afraid of chasers nowadays
>>216045783you can't eat those sticks unless you're a donkey, they're used to slowly infuse the drink with cinnamon and double as a stir stick
Lmfao y'all got me fucked up XD
i have aids
>>216045805I stopped using /cum/ for a really long time, as in years, and then I came back and made this exact post (but with capitalization because I'm not a troglodyte) and got a whole bunch of (you)s and was hooked to this place like a addict after that
>>216045799Does that happen before the drink gets cold?
>>216045805LOL
>>216045826>>216045826>>216045826new
who asked
