Dr. Milfi editionPrev >>216043960
The stigma against bugchasers proves that we have a lot of work to do in combating homophobia
drinking milk
finna smoke weed and goon
Finally made the switch to linux
gn /cum/ba wumbas
>>216045887T Hanks dab me up
>>216045928night bud
>>216045928sleep tight *kisses u*
The Canadian made me want to have some eggnog
>>216045938whats up?
>>216045928NO ANON WAIT THAT'S WHEN THE SPIDERS STRIKE ANON NOOOOOOOOOO
I look like this
>>216046015Your nipples look like the bacon bits I get on my za
>>216045826Why did she let Tony come back after he choked and slammed her
>>216046015I could take out out. One strike. Forget about it.
>>216046037kek
>>216046037sent my ass flying
>>216046058It's a compliment
Is that a fly ball, or is it a seagullComing in from the lake just to catch the game?
>>216046070I am not homosexual althougheverbethatasitmay
I’m gonna suck the Joker’s fucking cock!
>>216046082Me neither
>>216046015call me canadian because I wanna mountie
silly chinaman
rape hehe
>>216046038she was turned on plus it's a gay show no gangster would go to therapy
I’m gonna suck the Green Goblin’s fucking cock!
>>216046122ah hell nah
>>216046122Not funny.
>>216046122ermm???
been fartin and burpin nonstop all daymight be dying
how often do you click when people link music I think I do about 30%
>>216046188i only click if i like the thumbnail
>>216046188almost never. very rare I clicked a youtube link
>>216046188Almost all the time because some anons have linked gems
Entering the dream zone peace out world
>>216046015
Gonna drink a big beer :]
born to topforced to be topped
>>216046277what if you weren't born to top...
>>216046284I find your homosexuality repulsive anon
what if we all lived in the same house...
>>216046310I just said I wasn't born to top nothing bout no homos
>>216046188I do sometimes
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/B4JABTb6v7k
>>216046188I always check what it is but I usually don't click and listen
You ever see a post so bad you have to obscure it with your hand so you don't see it while you read everything else on screen
>>216046348Yeah
11pm covfefetime what's upAlso only 10 days till Hallowe'en w00t!
why are these fucking everywhere? they are not that good.
>>216046451>they are not that good.Bogus bomb
>>216046451Aero is tasty
>>216046451kitkats are delicious
>>216046451It's all marketing, just like everything in this phony world
>>216046467>>216046477>>216046485would you seriously take any one of these over peanut m&ms, reese's, or snickers?
>>216046451kit kats and smarties are tasty, good theater snacks
>>216046503no, but I still like KKs
>>216046451$40 A BOX WTAF
eating a big bag of sour patch kids and getting a tummyache before bed
>>216046451Coffee Crisp is pretty good
canadian niggas be like"this citric acid too spicy"
when i was a kid sour patch kids were actually sour
dont think I could be one myself but sometimes I think about how every mormon ive met seems very happy and satisfied with their place in life and I wonder that maybe they just have things figured out and if I were born into the fold id be a happier person
>>216046503I hate peanuts
>>216046518It's like $8 for a 50 piece I just checked
Guys are so fucking grossss ugh why are guys such dirty perverts omg guys ugh?!?! Where are the good men?!Keep it in your pants pleaseAny other girlies online feel this way. Like what is wrong with men why are they like this?!
>>216046543$25 at the very least. $1.00/piece seems too low.
>I hate peanuts
I just finished the episode where they send Christopher to rehab after he falls asleep on the dog, love that one.
>>216046552omggg so true sweaty!
>>216046552I was like that till I chopped my cock off
>>216046555They are very small. Nowhere near chocolate bar size.
Off tae bed
>>216046451KitKat > Aero > Coffee Crisp >>>>> Smarties
That one was stinky
Cute German girl came in the bar, my buddy Dan within 2 minutes is talking to her about WWII and Hitler.
>>216046451Coffee Crisp >> KitKat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest
>>216046691Many such cases
>>216046647>SmartiesWTF are smarties in Canada, here in the U.S they're a chalky fruit candy
I just visited the reddit profile of the /r/gonewild girl I liked the most back in the day. She's now a polyamorous drug addicted FTM troon. I know people who post nudes on the internet aren't the most well adjusted but I thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world back then.I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine.
Need someone to suck the pee out me while I sleep so I don't wet the bed
we're too hard on ourselves.
>>216046727M&Ms but worse
>>216046691Based Dan
>>216046718That would be hilarious if there were. I almost lost it, I had to go out and have a cigarette. The lady next to me heard him too and was laughing
I wish I could eat all the candy in the worldI'm like Sweet Tooth in Twisted Metal 3
Since transmission of respiratory infections is decently low in Upstate New York, I decided to make a trip over to Watertown to buy a Christmas tree at Hobby Lobby.I expected to come home with a tree and some new ornaments. Instead, I had a woman and her boyfriend take a video of me in my KN100 + PAPR combo.I confronted her, to which she screamed repeatedly “I’m just shopping.” while her phone screen showed that she was taking a video. It was at that point I took her photo, both from the back and the front.I crossed the store to get over to the Christmas area, where I saw her boyfriend. I walked past him and said “Your girlfriend‘s photo is going to land on the Internet. I hope you understand that I have 45,000 followers across multiple social media platforms, as well as media contacts at the New York Times and multiple other media organizations. She’s probably not going to like what happens next.”I walked straight past the Christmas area, feeling anxious and generally unsafe despite all of my personal protective equipment.I found the customer service manager at the front of the store and explained the situation. She notified the store’s manager. I spent a good half hour chatting with the wonderful and supportive customer service manager about my condition and what it’s been like for me living through the pandemic. Hobby Lobby should be proud of how well she handled the situation and helped me feel safe enough to head back to my car.Even though the customer violated my privacy and safety, I made myself a new friend in the customer service manager who I look forward to seeing next time I head back to get the tree I was going to purchase today.
HitlerLover88?You're browner than i expected
you're so brave queen
>>216046790Imagine being afraid of air
>>216046821*farts on you*
>>216046734best I can do is turn you into a degen diaperfag furry
hate my job so much. Theres literally nothing I can do but fall behind in work and get yelled at for not being able to do 50 things at once and somehow finish everything by closing
>>216046732she'll figure herself out.
>>216046842
https://youtu.be/1veY-HXCPpUrock/bands all seem to have a one-off calm song that is really nice
rock/metal*
>>216046769Well based Dan was also telling her about some Rammstein song that goes like I have a dick you have a pussy let's fuck or something like that
>>216046691How did she react
fapping to kpop
I have mastered the fine art of silent fapping
>>216046927Oh maybe Dan is just autistic
>>216046934>fapping to kpopWe've all been there before brother
>>216046945I wish i could do thatI just can't stop myself from screaming
>>216046869what's your job? do you feel stuck there?
>>216046910and nothing else matterrr-HRRS
>>216046930She tried very hard to be nice, but I could tell she was uncomfortable.
Just gaped
Took a shit and got poop on my hands again award!
>>216046996Lick it up boy
>>216046996ktim
>>216046996You're supposed to do that if you're indian
>>216046927I wish I had his courage 2bh
>>216046972never open myself this waylife is ourswe live it our way
>>216046945I always silent fap I don't want anyone to ever overhear me fapping. I guess when I'm going very hard there may be a slight sloshing noise as the foreskin gets all lubed up from my precum You know it comes with the trade, not a lot of people could do this professionally
I want to much on some chips
>>216046952kpop is just softcore porn
>>216047039I don't think that's what you call it. I'm not sure what it is, but it's not that.
>>216046960Scream and cream oh yeah
>>216046961theres advancement but its sometimes doing one other thing. Theres a couple of people getting hired after me that are cutting my hours, but its getting me sent to a slower branch at least. Its a pretty shitty job
Big fan of De Gaulle
>>216047077Aloofness
Thinkgen bout George Springer
>>216046790I recently visited my college's library I attended in the past and they still had barriers up everywhere and the librarians all fully masked up Was kind of a surreal sight
>>216047077>>216047099Nonchalant
will be taking a bit of a piss shortly
>>216047117
Bladder's nice and fullHope nobody's going around taking anyone's piss
>>216047074>kpop is just softcore pornFor me back in the day it was Ariana Grande videos. I credit her ten years ago with sexually awakening me when she had that "Bolshoi Ballerina turned high-end Moscow whore" look that made me diamonds instantly, same with the guidette dominatrix look she had before the arena bombing.Her turning into a bogged ayy monster is living proof we are living through societal collapse and decline.
wish I could fall asleep holding a girl instead of my pillow
wish a female would acknowledge my existence
Wish a nigga would
wish I could
>>216045826OHHH
wish a fish
I would kill for some fried chicken right now
>>216047369>I would kill for some fried chickenReal nigga hours at /cum/ I see
cold beer on a friday night
you find this hilariously funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gckwh08sY3E
>>216047386its monday
sum purple drank wit dat shit? MMMM
>>216047394its friday somewhere amirite or amirite *cracks open another one*
>>2160473552 hungry men were stuck on island when a shooting star flew across the skyOne man wished for fishThe other man wished he knew how to fish and never went hungry againThe first man ran out of fish and killed himself
A little bit of chicken fartCold beer on a Fartday nightPair of jeans that fart just right
>>216047432LOL
In the arrrrrrms oooooof the angel
In the arms of an angel except it has got me in a rear naked choke
I am a moth who just wants to share your lighthttps://youtu.be/wUL8NklXDsw
goodnight
A moth walks up to a man and asks him"Got a light?"
>>216047552In the guard of the angel
>>216047630booo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knxR-Q2VoBE
>>216047647I got another moth joke from a famous canadian comedian if you like
Can't sleep I'm suffering
>>216047189I like "Side to Side."
>>216047643
In the gogoplata of an angel…
>>216047719what are you gonna spend 30mins telling the joke, doc?
Finally found a decent rip of that Fleetwood Mac live rendition of Rhiannon.
>>216047827I have listened to his podcasts so often (still skip the libtards, though)
>>216047630LOL
Snack
>>216047933prefer the peanut butter ones myself
Idea: British Columbia secedes.
I'm in Alberta and don't want us or Quebec to ever secede. It feels like betrayal.
Dr. Melfi whatever happened there
>>216048012business idea: fund itethnically cleanse hongcouverCASCADIA WHEN
>>216048119Anyone got that gif of a green animated lizard dancing? It was cool as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ5t2dPgoG0
Extremely pretty and cute and insanely innocent looking girls seriously love getting dicked the fuck down eh
Checking the archive for icelandic posts and i see a lot of zutt posting
Idea: SEX w/ Stevie Nicks c. 1975
Nicotine's an addictive substance
>>216048271Same with weed
>>216048259I don't like her face
>>216046128he killed you gay girlfriend! why would you gay do that?
>>216048342what's it like being gay
I'm glad i got to see New York before Zohran Mandingo turns it into a Kurt Russel film
>>216048478I can't believe she'd eat something a brown had touched either
El presidente de colombia just talked shit about TrumpI need to get my ass outta here
The breakfast(Woke up at midnight, sleep schedule is basically fixed now)
>>216048615isn't that guy like freaking insane? feel like he got into a schizo anti trump spergout after the election and it was so insane nobody knew what to make of it
>>216048667I think he likes la cocaina a little too much
>>216048665soy wars is for gays
>>216048725TNG is kino.
>>216048743feel like the non highlighted part is the weird part ngl
>>216048743>>216048776Yep
Sup friends
>>216048743brown pipo lol
Disability day in less than 24 hours yay :D
>>216048884How come gays get an entire month and the disabled only get a day?
>>216048940We get 12 days a year.
Scooby Jew
>>216048743They put the barbed grass WHERE?
>>216048959Oy vey, Shaggy
>>216048975SCOOBY SCOOBY JEWWHERE ARE YOU!?!
Remember the Hex Girls?
>>216048478I want to have Sex with every gyal in that car
>>216048993
Vaccine injuries are no jokeI broke a rib when they were restraining me
>>216049166I felt like shit after the second and third doses. That was like the bare minimum at the time to get "fully vaccinated" + one booster so that's what I did. I did eventually catch COVID and I don't know if I would have been sicker without the vaccine or not, but it felt a lot like the sick feeling I got after the doses. I can't remember having a fever that severe. At one point I considered briefly if I would need to go to the hospital if it got any worse. It was nasty. Just a horrid fever.
>>216049265>I don't know if I would have been sicker without the vaccine or notThat triple vaxx could have saved your life if you had been 95 years old
Gonna eat another entire can of corn.
>>216049369This nigga corny as fuck
>ordered paperback of a book because it was cheaper>they sent me a hardbackuhm fweaking based??
What is his problem?
>>216049704I liek the pages to be hard too
>>216049704Very unbased.
>>216050032foolpaperbacks are childish and gayhardbacks are mature and classy
I used to have a friend who didn't wipe after shitting. He had a really bad fistula in his ass, I saw it once when he was bending over and I gagged.
>hot tomboy got written out of the showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8wK-vhuWog
In the car, Jason just can't wait, to pick his sister up on his very first date
Interesting happening in Vienna, Austria.A young female teacher gets drunk and asks a 16 year old student of hers to come to her place and they make out.He tells his friends about and they form a mob of 15-17 year olds that blackmail, threaten and rape her. Culminates in them breaking into her apartment while she’s on vacation, stealing stuff and then setting it on fire. I won’t name any nationalities. It’s a male problem not an immigration problem.
Jason's pretty fly for a white guy
Jason's mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long
Jason can I come over after school?
>>216050836Only if you bring weed
>>216050794>Interesting happening in Vienna, Austria.I really liked that one when that Austrian painter with the epic moustache created the good ol' NSDAP
>>216050913Well that didn’t happen in Austria
>>216050976München ist Österreich
>>216050999Und deine Mutter noch eine Jungfrau.Erzähl doch keinen Stuss hier!!!
>>216051028Jungfrau mildErhöre einer Jungfrau FlehenAus diesem Felsen starr und wildSoll mein Gebet zu dir hinwehenWir schlafen sicher bis zum MorgenOb Menschen noch so grausam sindO Jungfrau, sieh der Jungfrau SorgenO Mutter, hör ein bittend Kind!
>>216051028ich bin hitler, du bist hitler, wir sind alle hitler!!!!!!!!!!
>>216051028Kannst nicht schlafen
>>216051110I am not Hitler.I love the Jewish people and I love Israel.Am Yisrael Chai!
>>216051145Hast du arisches blüt Kamerad?
>>216051162Es gibt kein „arisches“ Blut.Es gibt menschliches Blut.Und ja, ich bin MENSCH.Ein Mensch mit HERZ. Ohne Hass, ohne Neid.
Daniel Nimovodorviskvy died.
>>216045849So THIS is schizoposting
Someone put a bunch of cum in my butt, what the heck, I just woke up and there's a bunch of cum in my butt
>>216045922Based, which distro? I'm on Ubuntu because it just works
>>216051217NOOOOOO NOT Daniel Nimovodorviskvy
Do you think if Jeff Bezos deliberately shot and killed a homeless man he'd even go to jail?
>>216051631Probably not, given the current state of the USA. Americans now live under the tyranny of billionaires.
Why is everyone posting under the wrong flags
>>216046451Ifs almost Halloween, Rajesh
>>216051701dude, coming from you? you get arrested for posting online. you get arrested for raising your own countries flag
Just gushed a fart.
I wish I was retarded, fat and gay. Oh and also balding
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1954942119547936768/vid/avc1/720x1100/VcnKbaoG5i4EaRot.mp4
>>216051631YesTheir evil criminality has rules and conventions, they can't just do whatever they want
>>216051836If someone is arrested for a social media post in the UK it's usually because that person has threatened or encouraged violence. Such people should be held accountable. It should not be okay to incite or encourage violence.
My Mom has been a huge Blue Jays fan since literally the 70s. Today we drank a case of Guinness together and watched our boys advance to the World Series in Game 7. Actually one of my favourite days of my life. What a great series. The Dodgers look unstoppable. But if anybody can stop them, maybe it’s our Blue Jays. Why not?
>>216045826I'm discontinuing the lithium
>>216052164glad you enjoyed yourself
>>216052210Thanks dawg. It was so much fun. If the Mariners are your team, then I’m sorry for your loss. But I really like a bunch of your players honestly. Especially Big Dumper. That guy is incredible.
>>216051701Even a few years ago some states were starting to operate like authoritarian regimes.
>>216051836The UK generally scores higher on human rights indices than us unfortunately
I'm more of a chicas güeras guy myself
Truly just drinking a retarded amount of beer as fast as humanly possible
>>216053228when did you start
you are one smart cookie
>>216053307About 8 hours ago. Just finished my last one.
>>216046088Pretty gay of you
>>216052036I hate mi6
Remember how retardedly smud women were with Hillary and Kamala, like it really was “Her Turn” and it was happening by default? Talking about how butthurt all the Republican sexist white men are gonna be and spent the entire campaign hating on straight men? Weird how it’s not a winning strategy to dehumanize voters or telling all white men or even nonwhite straight men that they’re subhuman
>>216053584Kamala’s whole campaign was men NEED to vote democrat or else they hate their mothers, wives, daughters, and granddaughters and that the vote was going to be for protecting women (as we all know women have very little protection by the government and have almost no resources for homeless women, domestic abuse victims, or anything else while men have endless programs) rather than in their own best interest
Hello chaps.
>>216054090What’s good bruh? Is that you? You’re handsome.
damn the government is still shut down huhi havnt noticed a difference but im sure its a bad thing
>>216054223Wish mine would desu
>>216053584>>216053686Democrats cannot change this about themselves either because the party is split between Obama era types and the AOC overtly woke uncompromising types and every attempt to rein in the more unpalatable aspects results in more infighting.
>>216054153https://youtu.be/MESmgLygBjU
>>216054245>>216054259https://youtu.be/1UpC_fOy4oc
drinking coffee and reading dosto
>>216054394https://youtu.be/sUg9AnikO10
>>216054280>>216054343>>216054468I enjoy your Tiger enthusiasm man. I have a sick tiger blanket in the room where I lift weights. I always look to it for inspiration. It stares back at me and reminds me not to be a pussy cat.
>>216054485>I have a sick tiger blanketVery VERY non-White coded
>>216054223Bureaucrats add nothing of value so of course you didn't notice
>>216054513I think you’re right. But surprisingly, I am actually a white guy. It’s an old blanket my Mom had.
>>216054223We have one anon who seethes over it because he's some sort of wannabe glowie/bureaucrat
>>216054485>>216054572>>216054605https://youtu.be/dHID5Yv-Z0s
>>216054596I googled it for a picture and every possible non-white ethnicity was claiming they did this (including Slavs)
Avatarfagging? OH JANNY!
>>216054651>thinking jannies will ever actually ban avatarfagsyou poor, innocent fool
>>216054090>>216054280I'm going to assume you're Catyank, since tigers are technically cats, and Catyank likes to post musicIf you're not catyank then my apologies. Either way, hello.>>216054394Based, I'm also drinking coffee
>>216054639>>216054651https://youtu.be/lHTR9IqzNUs
>>216054676I kid, I would never EVER announce a report, not that the jannies would do anything in that case either.
>>216054639My mom had the tiger one. And my Grandma has a Lion one. But we are ethnic Germans so I can’t really explain it lol. I would take a picture of the tiger one but I’m lying in bed. But it’s a close-up of the beautiful tiger face.
Have to go to work after being gone a week This is a human rights violation
>>216054712Hello. Yes it is I, cat chad!https://youtu.be/y9ygGm_rwpg
>>216054869Do they still have live nude painting sessions for beginners? I feel like pajeets would swarm those places until they were forced to close like "teen hangouts" at community centres
as for me, i am nothing but a worm
>>216054762Me my heritage is German, English, Scottish, and Finnish.
>>216055016Where's the DNA results?
>>216054924Probably not considering zoomers don't really do anything revolving around physical media these days, it's all drawing boards and digital artwork like furry porn.
>>216054924I think it's mostly exclusive to college classes nowI've seen listings for live nude models for colleges, usually in big cities though (new york, los angeles, etc)
>>216055016Hell yeah. I’m German and Austrian. But perhaps more importantly, we both have tiger blood.
>>216055042I don't want to show my African and Mexican percentages
>>216055228You aren't me!
>>216055228Ancestry recently did a YUGE update it probably changed all of that don't worry.t. Went from 1% Icelandic to 1% North African (I am no longer White)
>>216055242Yes I am
Your bussy is a real cum dumpster I'd say
>>216055274Moored
Are there a lot of Jews in New England? I wanna move there
>>216055325I've been filling out all these DEI forms at work claiming I'm a minority, hope I can get something
>>216055346Yes there are a lot of Jews here
>>216055366pick indigenous, it's the easiest and they won't dare question it. no actual consequences if you lie either.
>>216055408Damn
>>216055446I genuinely considered doing that when I first applied here but I chickened out and just said disabled because they can't actually reject that one either kek
>>216055499plus it's true :^)make sure you say you're gay as well
goddamn
>>216055721He’s a high school kid man.
>>216055759I know
>>216055721that genuinely tragic. hope he takes the bald pill sooner rather than later
>>216055759That's the problem guy
>>216055721ah jeez dood
make the new, chud
I’m sooooo fuckin chinese
>>216055721He should buzz it
>>216055636Yes I am, I have lower back pain from carrying around deez heavy nutz and dick all day. They didn't have gay stuff when I started but they let you identify as Francophone so same thing basically.
>>216056201
