oh wow david bowie
might try out that suicide method where you sit in the car and attach a tube to the exhaust to pump the fumes in
>>216046430I will fucking spark the lot of you cunts
>>216046457I've heard it's not very reliableyou may just end up with loads of brain damage
>>216046470yes yes hilarious very good
oh jeremy rorkin
anglo yank + seasian mutts always look better than anglo british + seasian mutts
>>216046492either i die or i become too retarded to suffer, sounds like win-win
>>216046506>he chortled, rocking on his rascal scooter
Dont quite like calihomo
who the hell is rascal scooter?
>>216046554D O U B L E W I D E
mcdonalds breakfast on the cards?i think mcdonalds breakfast is on the cards
not having some corn syrup fed rotund yankee cocksucker mug me off tbqh
>>216046565Xhe is a californian twink with passive-aggressive posts and always makes these shit OPs
Absolute lengerz
Need to shag her while she farts in my face.
>>216046584he should post his bussy and stfu thenthey need to learn their place
>>216046598wish we had black girls where I live
>>216046600she has irish boyfriends
sexond poo poo coming
>>216046598she has a half irish half jamaican boyfriend
>>216046636This isn’t funny
>>216046618>>216046636What the hell is your problem pal?
none of you know how the film industry works
>>216046584you fucking wish don't youyou filthy disgusting pervert
Sucking a saltwater taffy
>>216046598Built for BWC
>sets a 3-5 year time frame to disrupt the old firm and get into european football with jew maths>does it in 3 monthsjust how bad is scottish football
Any owls in
Was making myself a decaffeinated coffee this morning and I thought, I fancy a fully caffeinated coffee, so I tipped the decaffeinated coffee back into the jar and made myself a caffeinated coffee instead
>announce intention to go for a poo>dadberg rushes in there first fucking sick of it
>>216046816use the other toiler
>>216046816shit on his face to assert dominance
>>216046816Ever thought of not being a loser who lives with their parents and getting your own pad. Dadberg is probably crying in the toilet right now at raising a failure of a son who still lives with them
>>216046826you need to have a new build in britain to have 2 toilets
>>216046826there isn't one and I'm only visiting so not much pressure to get another installed>>216046831Good shout lad shall try this one
David Bowie in East Berlin.
>>216046841old council houses have two toilets
>>216046816>announcing anything at 7 ammornings should be silent smdh
>>216046837>he typed quietly so as not to wake his mum
>>216046837project on gimpy I'm only visiting
>>216046856wrong. it's a accessibility thing with new builds only. because some disabilities are wee and poo related
was it ever established what laffy taffy is and why d4l loved shaking it so much
Getting ready for toil soon. Colleaguebergs will not be happy.
>>216046878mate i am living in one it has two toiletsall of them around here do and they're old
>announce intention to have a wank>dadberg wanks me off first
Anyone ever shag any of their housemates? I never did because I spent most of my time in my room wanking off on my laptop but some of you guys might have had more success
>>216046775*raises wing*
Mice eat parasites
>>216046904I haven't had a female housemate since 2009 but I remember having a massive crush on one who had a bf and when I found out they'd split I thought "aha time to make my move" and then did nothing
Nigga... I don't know who these podcasters are even
if you dont have a 2nd toilet just get a comode that you can clean out when the bathroom becomes available
it makes me incredibly sad that I’ve had to leave warm naked cuddles in bed with my gf to toil but that is life I’m afraid
Get a dog toilet dog. Aka... a lawn... you know what I'm saying don't you
Jayla, aged 14, was last seen in Greystanes at 5.00pm on Saturday, 18 October 2025.
>>216046968clean it up janny
>>216046990I can jump in the bed and keep her warm for u m8
always thought i wanted an exotic girlfriend. asian, italian, even an aussie or yank... think it would be interesting at first but eventually you'll yearn for someone closer.
>>216047024it’s alright lad it’s alright she’s had her fill
>>216047040>but eventually you'll yearn for someone closerlike a paki bird?
10/21/25(Tue)00:45:12What are you implying?
Got the john zerzan on
>>216047047don't worry m8 ill slip in she wouldn't even notice
It's a common misconception that Shelter only deal with homelessness. They can assist with all manner of housing related issues. Walk in for your free consultation today.
>>216046524Those aren't your only options though you could also get the kind of brain damage that makes you feel like you're constantly in pain, and you need a colonoscopy bag because your colon failed when your organs shut down from lack of oxygen, and you're just aware enough to remember what you used to be like and how you destroyed your life for some retarded reason, and now all you do all day is hope and pray that the 3rd world caretaker the government assigned to wipe your ass won't beat you just for the fun of it.
always have the persistent feeling that i've done something embarrassing in front of friends and colleagues while drunk like try to shove a remote up my bottom because I'm secretly gay and don't know it yet. how would I go about finding out from them if anything weird happened without alerting them to my concerns if nothing actually did happen. I just assume people are sniggering at me behind my back
>>216047106very relatable
>>216047106bix nood
Fuse box in the flats across is still being it's been two weeks don't know how many times I've reported it to the councilI guarantee it's a five minute fix if someone just gets off their arse and looks at the thing
>>216047119stop caring unless you want to be a social climber
beginning my tinder bio with "i would never kill you"
Got the day off ladsCheers
needn't see that
corrrrrrrr*starts wanking ferociously*
>>216047147"i would never kill you you dumb cunt"
>>216047175dont take days off me because as an incel i have nothing to fill it with. other people are like 'i need this day and this day and this one because of my kids or family holiday' but i'm just like i dont need any of them
"I could easily rape you but I won't"
>>216047147white knightshould of started 'i would never shag you'. women like it when you play hard to get
>>216047206I don’t do anything either but work makes me take them so they don’t build up
May pay a fit prossie to fart in my face as an analog for Emma Watson.
just remembered I said yes to going to the work Xmas do when I’m absolutely not going, get the gf cuddled and get the cosy pyjamas on. Enjoy your shite night where no one actually likes eachother
>>216047222fucking normoid hope ur 'happy' with the gfbergtraitor
>>216047241What do they do all day?
>>216047245strange post x
>>216047217same but i can choose any day which means i choose no day and if i do it randomly i often end up cancelling when someone needs it more.society owes so much to the incel sacrifice
Happy Diwali
>>216047222go and shag the fit office milf, bit of harmless fun
>>216047222ye i paid 40 quid last year and just didnt go. best 40 quid i ever spent.going this year though because im now one of the sad lonely older employees who has nowt else to do
ni shi nay ni shi nay nay ni shi ni shi nayna na na na na na naaadiii di di di di daaaa
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with Q(ute)
>>216047240legit ktim
>>216047258I've been feeling out of sorts
>>216047323we’re all just doing our best
>>216047313based /tv/ poster. love young actresses so i do
>>216047253talk loudly on the phone (tucked into their hijab) while cooking and eating
Guns n roses whilst I play clash of clans. Epic as fuck.
>>216047330leftypol loves this
>>216047342just want a gf to cuddle
Migrant top trumpsYou have a box of cards with countries on top with rankings for various attributes. So Egypt might get a 10 for rape but a 6 for worklessness. Somalia might get a 10 for worklessness and a 10 for low IQ
we love are dua here at /brit/ dont we lads
>>216047376Lmfao
a nice soft smushy gf that smells nice
>>216047330Countess of Chester hospital is the 2nd worse in the UK. Even with a nurse that murdered 7 babies its not the worst. Mad that
>>216047371the irony of a pathetic green-frog poster not having a gf is clearly lost on you. grow up dickhead
whenever i see the outrage porn stories about migrants killing women and taking tax payer money i got straight to the daily mail to read the comments
tinking about woke pronouns again
>>216047376>>216047330the left needs to realise that "it's just one person, it doesn't represent a whole group" is not gonna cut it any more
single cell protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. everything the body needs.
>>216047396no u
if i was peter pan i woulda split tinkerbell in half
ktim
>>216047371you can do it! don’t let bitter idiots here drag you down anon
>>216047330>Njoku admitted a charge of fraud by false representation at Chester Magistrates' Court. He was slapped with a 16-week prison sentence, suspended for 12 months, 80 hours of unpaid work, and £239 in costs and surcharge.>Njoku is listed as a "dependent" on his wife's work visa after he came to Britain as a student, so it is not yet known whether he will be deported.Id bet good money he wont be
>>216047450thx m8
Britain must be the only country where actively being a menace helps your asylum application rather than hindering it
>>216047395letby was a wrongful convictionthe hospital is just complete shit and they pinned it on her.
>>216047487truly sickening. i sincerely hope Reform have the balls the retroactively persecute these monsters and boot them back home
>>216047400wait a minute
>>216047487this country gets gimmer by the day
ew parasite
me when they're mean to pim on smiling friends
leave this place and find a job and gf lads. Rise above those who want you here addicted to the general looking at cuck and migrant spam 15 hours a day. It’s time to move on
>>216047571you first mate
>>216047571why don't you follow your own advice?
>>216047571hm... never thought about it that way
>>216047585>>216047605I have both and come and go from here as I please, hadn’t been here for a year until last week
>>216047571i left when i got a month long ban and nothing changed for me . it's over
>>216047622yes very believable lol
Honestly AI will take our jobs, they're starting to act like us.
>>216047633very unbelievable that I’m not one of the 10 people alive who post here religiously is it ah yes
>>216047571was an utter virgin freak when i first found the 'chan but have since been through the whole job gf normie rigmarole and i'm still here. it'll happen to you
>>216047241I'll assuming they all just end up on disability benefits because of their cripplingly low IQs?
test
>Oxford Union president-elect ousted following Charlie Kirk scandal
>>216047571
>>216047678god they are both such fucking dorks hope they both end up you know where
>>216047624what did you do in that month if you don’t mind me asking
>>216047330I'm sure his wife is a valuable asset to are NHS and not some feckless retard
sitting down at the pub with my friends wearing this and not mentioning it whatsoever
anyway time for toil, remember it’s not too late for you to make the change you need to make in your own life. leave /brit/ to the hopeless and bitter
(*^_^*)
a pleb bag actorbabel cap tag
>>216047678You should be allowed to enter one of these events dressed like that let alone represent the entire society
had another homer dream last night
>>216047717Btw thats nof his wife. She fled to nigeria. The both live in separate homes too despite him being her visa dependent but lets not talk about that:)
>>216047571and do what specifically instead? just press the X close button in the top right and then what lad? then what?
>>216047817Baffling, I'm sure this was a legitimately obtained visa
lads, tits or ass?
>>216047817How do we know this George customer was his actual wife?
feeling sluggish and slowpilled today
>>216047869(native american voice) you must use every part of the woman
>>216047817>>216047717>>216047330I'm very confused by this situation>his wife got a visa in the UK to work>he doesn't have a visa>he came along as her dependent>he committed a crime>she left the countryso why is he not deported?
>>216047869fuck i hated highschool. having to answer questions like this, always having to have my "top 5" ready to share.
>6-7 Song, also known as 67 Meme, refers to the song "Doot Doot" by Skrilla featuring G Herbo, a hip-hop song released in December 2024 that was popularized on TikTok and Instagram Reels in January 2025.the fuck
>>216047911Bigot!
>>216047911soft touch britain. we love rewarding criminals
business idea: airdrop illegals back in their home country if they don't consent to taking them back
morning wank donetime for some well deserved rest
>>216047922hope you're living your truth now queen x
>>216047911>He accepted the seriousness of the matter. Since then, he has obtained the appropriate authorisation but has chosen not to work in the care industry. Instead, he now has employment at Vauxhall through an agencyAlready got a new job mate. Easy
>>216047911>so why is he not deported?Because nobody gets deported for anything in this country Also worth noting that despite the sensationalist reporting of the media this is not an edge case or one offAnyone who's worked with West Africans and specifically Yorubas know that managing them is an impossibilityThey swap shifts off the books and as it's the case here will just give random and unqualified people their ID cards to cover themIt's especially common in warehouse and care worker jobs
>>216047892screeching
>>216047990why do you have images of anime children saved in your iphone camera roll are you not concerned your friends or gf will see
think i might watch "all you need is kill" (edge of tomorrow to you gaijins)
>friends>gf
deporting a poo from my colon to the toilet
>>216048031
ROARING at mum to stick the kettle on, meanwhile I'm dying of thirstation in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>216048089wow lol are you just out of sixth form lad
>>216048021It happens in hospitals all the time too. You get paid more for "banking" but youre limited to the amount you can do. They take advantage all the time
>>216048108I'm a bright bouncing 33 year old boy actually
>>216048068just a bit bizarre having them on your phone lad, i keep all my autistic anime images on my smelly bedroom battlestation right where they should be
>>216048132holy christ lmao
>>216047991hope you feel clever now hero x
/brit/ incel in the front /brit/ shaggers in the back
might egg sandwich
The
>>216048143first day here is it?
>>216047817>>216047911>>216048017>fraudulently obtain a visa by pretending your married to someone you're not>illegally work in a hospital by pretending you're someone you're not>working with vulnerable people and women in a role you're unqualified to do>somehow get away with this for months>get caught and your "wife" who's visa you're tied to just leaves the country>no jail time and a minor fine >rewarded with a job at a car manufactures Sums up the state of this country in one article
incelling around my incelflat incelliously
>>216048174I’m not a frequent visitor no, sometimes after work. I’m amazed this post >>216048089was written by a whole 33 year old man though that’s unreal. can’t imagine the life choices you’ve made to get to that point
>>216048174YesI haven't got my starter pack yetWhen will I get it?
>>216048216thats the tip of the iceberg mate
>>216048236tell me I’m interested id like to hear some specifics about your situation
>>216048251no i mean thats tame for how pathetic and freakish many people here are
When did you become a teamong. anon? Obviously most children don't drink tea and neither do most teenagers but there comes a point in almost everyone's life where they get their own teapot or at least start buying bagsI can't remember in my case, I suppose it was when I bought tea bags just in case family ever visited my shitty student apartment and then started using them myself
>>216048216/brit/ may be a normie-adjacent general at its core but the freakazoidal types keep it from feeling like facebook so they play an important role in the ecosystem
rorke seething from his rented bedsit as he taps away at his laptop as a temp data entry clerk
>>216048160they have irish boyfriends
>>216048242cute
>>216048302The thing about it as well is that it runs itself as a balanced system as well, so if there's shit loads of schizos having melties at the same time, all the normal posters thin out and the schizos leave due to no audience, at which point the normal posters return etc
My brother (35M) got engaged last year, and ever since then his fiancée has been acting like she already owns everything with our last name on it.My family’s comfortable not insanely rich, but we have a few properties and a small family business that my dad built decades ago. She started making comments like, Once we’re married, we’ll probably move into your dad’s house, or When we take over the business… as if it’s a done deal. She’s even asked about how inheritance works and whether my parents plan to split everything equally. At first, I thought she was just curious, but it’s constant. It’s giving me serious gold-digger vibes. My brother thinks I’m being judgmental, but the entitlement is wild. I just don’t want to see him blindsided later.Anyone else dealt with a situation like this where someone acts like the ring automatically makes them part owner of the family’s stuff?
let the 16 hour long melty commence, parasite!
>>216048296I started drinking green tea in grade 8 because I heard it helped with acne and after that got interested in the variety of them and how each had their own special health effects. Tea felt mystical to me in that sense and I love larping with that hippie shit.
pull out your knob and have a wank
>>216048216Just believe everything you read do you?
>>216048362you are the arsehole
might buy a shock collar. bloody dog is being a nuisance
just raped my own arse
>>216048362Hmm well me and my gf do talk about our plans for inheritance money etc it is quite normal as you get more intertwined in a relationship, marriage, property owning etc. maybe she’s just slightly more hawkish and has her eyes on the prize but it’s not the end of the world if she makes him happy
>>216048380One step ahead of you, lad
>>216048362If you get involved in it then i will lead to resentment and driving him to her. Depends on your relationship with your brother and parents.
*desperate for cannussy voice* And what does this tea do?
parasite LOGGING IN for his unpaid /brit/ shift (with overtime)
>Sanae Takaichi wins historic vote to become Japan's first female prime ministerthought this happened ages ago why is it in the news now
>>216048352well put
the throatberg is inflamed a bit and I've got no throat medicine
>>216047637take my job making up numbers? was ludicrous that they were paying me anyway
family size woolies pasta bake for tea
might get steaming
>>216048416They have a formal confirmation vote rather than having a system of implied confidence like we do in Westminster-style systems and because they have a loose governing coalition there was a lit of horsetrading involved between her getting the LDP endorsement and officially becoming the PM
>>216048475woolies closed years ago you daft cunt
>>216048416is she rorke or leftypol
>>216048477(visibly struggling to stay awake by "confirmation")(face down on the floor snoring like a dodgy mower by "westminster")
>>216048500Leftypol doesnt have female leaders
it impresses me that seasidemark is capable of understanding that getting out of the house is key to avoid being bored lonely and depressed. how mark managed to avoid being as low as an incel is even after not working ever is testament to his character
So this is who I'm posting with is it?
>>216048500Too rorke for the feminists
>>216048524guy on the left looks like a typical /brit/ poster
>>216048509You should hear me describing my views on antidisestablishmentarianism
>>216048476Mount Helena on the 27th of March 1980 be like just 52 days before it's famed eruption on May 18th
im a alien
>>216048500leftypol wouldnt have a female leader. that would be offensive to his muslim masters
>>216048520it's a testament to him being like 50 mateit was a lot harder to be a smelly bedroom incel growing up in the 80s-90s
gone into my overdraft like some kind of uni student. how grim
just saw a cheeky little mouse running across my room well someone is about to get its head crushed today
>neoliberal bull logging inmy dys
>>216048491not in the developed world
>>216048524Ms. Chudjak in the middle would get it
>>216048565so, this is rorke
>>216048565SCREAAAAAAAAAAM
>>216048564and it aint the mouse
>>216048563dangerous game you're playing lad
>>216048565farting screaming crying
>>216048563Hope you end up having to sell yourself into sex slavery
getting on the bus and loudly farting then getting off at the very next stop
>>216048563get a credit card like an adult
>>216048594i've sold some NVIDIA stock that i bought when i had some spare change going around at the beginning of the year which will put me back up, but it takes 3 days to process so lol. Council Tax went out today and screwed me
>>216048524Middle and right are tranny adjacent
>>216048524>Eventually he found a role at McDonald’s. The job had its positives and was fun at times but he also found it boring.>He quit his role in the hope of finding something new.fuck off
>>216048524there's no way the one in the middle is a lad
Well, yeah, umfree lucy letby
drinking three pints of milk then seeing how long i can stay on public transport without pissing myself, not very long apparently.
vodka shartini, shaken not stirred
>>216048623why would you just quit without something else lined up
watching Taskmaster on youtube but I can't watch seasons that don't have a token hot white woman in themI really enjoy the show but I'm just not going to watch 10 episodes if there isn't a hot white woman. That's reasonable.
girl sneaks into her twin brother's bed every night
>>216048661Hes a neet?
Wanking off to completion in a single fluid motion like a masterful samurai unsheathing his katana
>>216048677not if he was employed?
#relatable
>>216048571According to the article that's a man
>>216048681I like to imagine that's how TimmyUK did his moneyshot
saying there’s “no work” is not an excuse to be NEET. saying “there’s no work I want to do” is far more accurate
im just a little monkey im sorry for being so little
>>216048730Are you sorry for killing all those people
>>216048728cut their benefits (to 0) and we'll soon see how many jobs are suddenly available for them
>>216048751yeah it’s a disgrace desu countries very poorly run
>>216048745no
>>216048702As long as I get to grope his tits while I do him gay style
familiarity breeds contempt
fart poo trousers
>>216048661all 3 of them are directionless lay-abouts aged 16-18left actually has a job now middle had one bad experience at an apprencticeship and now lays in bed playing video games all dayright dropped out of primary school due to autism
toilet shit
You’re all GREAT people and I hope you have a FANTASTIC day!
>>216048771Something seriously wrong with you Bruce
glod
>>216048832so they’re all teenagers who didn’t have a job for a bit? Someone should interview the 30 year old neets in here if they want a story
>>216048871no pussy like boypussy
Sex with the mentally ill
Will Smith? He’s still cool! He’s still hip!
>>216048907Did you know he never swears?! Radical dude!
thinking it might be time for a tranny gf lads
>>216048907Has he even been in any films since.. the incident
is his name Jake and is he 28 from ashford
Getting the boyfriend pregnant
will smith slapped charlie kirk's neck in the titan submersible
>>216048957where was harambe in all this
We here at /brit/ mourn the untimely death of GM Daniel "Danya" Naroditsky
>>216048981Gay man?
>>216048974being kneeled on by a minneapolis cop
BOOM! BOOM! Shake the womb!
>>216048986Grandmaster
>>216049017i ain't mourning no klansman
Have you ever been to Chingford?
>>216049032stoicing his 8 inch log in his irish gf
>>216049032any nigga can be stoic when they got a white woman
>>216048981heard of him
>>216049053he’s SEA actually
yep I'm filtering the aussie flag
marmite toast on the cards
Got a cousin whose dad is filipino
>>216049080any seaigger can be stoic when they got a white woman
>>216049087Won't they get crumbs on them
>>216049097not sure what to do with this information
>>216049097odd looking lot the fillipinos got slitty eyes and brown skin
this is what happens when incels refuse to take a women! SEA men have to take them instead
why is it filipino but philliphines????????????
>>216046443>>216046443>>216046443
>>216049139they use f because they fuck
>>216049139basically because the orthography for the filipino language is different to that for spanish, which is where we get philippines
>>216049159Fucked it
Been having cocaine dreams again, they recur yearly like clockwork. Was never addicted, just occasionally went through a bag and had a goon session. In my dream I have an eight ball and it's packed poorly, usually with newspaper or in an open top tube and I'm trying desperately to get it somewhere I can chop and rack it up, but I keep dropping the container and more and more of the cocaine spills out onto the floor, forcing me to snort it off. Scary how powerful the stuff is
