british breakfast
>>216046443looks amazing ngl
This is the thread
I do however admire incels restraint in swearing off women, I couldn’t do without some sex me
filipinos are the most powerful race on earth
>>216046443Idiotic gimmick slop. Dont know why people are obsessed with jacket potatoes at the moment theyre such a bland simple food.
>>216049173don't let them convince you that they have a choice lmao
>>216049173reckon it’s not voluntary
odd, not sure why you'd do that
Maybe your life would improve if you stopped being so cynical and bitter
>>216046443fucking hate cunts who put vine tomatoes on a breakfast plate
>>216049207My mate knows some of his former colleagues, who claim he'd also make weird comments about children & how beautiful they were to operate on.
got an interview at a local print roomhave experience on photoshop but need experience on adobe illustrator and rarely use a printer before think i might be fucked but the pay was so good i had to applywould illustrator be easy to learn and are printers hard to use and troubleshoot
>>216046443hate these videos where they just stack piles of slop on top of each othersheer gluttony
>>216049220And the lives of cancer patients would improve if they got healthy. A step is missing there.
>>216049220oh shit truth nuke
>>216049220you’re right *becomes happy*
>>216049220cart before the horse
>>216049231Illustrator is easy
https://youtu.be/2aE695AfeOI
>>216049231sounds good lad, just watch a load of YouTube videos on the things you need to learn
>>216046443Man im so fucking glad im not british. What satanic rituals were used for their food to end up in such a state?
>>216049191may as well ask when the hype over bread will go away it's a staple food stupid mong
>>216049242You asleep every day by pretending to be asleep
gotta stop the wanking. starting today i go for a walk when the urge hits me
>>216049267OH NO POTATOES EGGS SAUSAGESHEAVEN FORBID!
>>216049277truth NUKE!
yeah but they're waking up rn
>>216049251>>216049261thanks ill get on ‘tube and hope for the best>>216049267really dont see an issue with british food especially when you dont see anyone having a go at scandis for eating sardines from a can
>>216049231Will you have to commute to 1992
>>216049295You’ve got this pal
leftypol still bringing his cards against humanity deck to every party
>>216049207It literally says his motivation right there. Also i believe he then tried to claim insurance
>>216049277yeah profound mate *sleep-walks off a cliff*
>>216049207He was part of that Eunuch Makers group that filmed themselves chopping off eachothers cocks and bollocks, a group that was consulted by WPATH (the leading lobbyists for transgender 'healthcare' worldwide) as part of their policy agenda.
>>216049316>nah its really funny i swear but you need a dark sense of humour
>Financial support to subsidise the cost of hiring younger workers could be offered to businesses under plans being considered by ministers, The i Paper understands.>Tax incentives are already available for employers hiring under-21s and officials are now looking at proposals that could see a similar exemption to include those up to the age of 24. Employers already get national insurance relief for apprentices under the age of 25.The government is now subsidising businesses to counteract the effects of it's minimum wage hikes
>>216049290Dont forget the mountain of bean soup making the whole thing soggy mixed in with an american amount of butter. I cant imagine what that tastes like and i like it that way
>>216049319the experts have gone mental
miserable shut in freaks getting angry about a jacket potato and some beans
>>216049316omdz
>>216049307yeah if i get the job i get a company supplied delorean
What’s a zutt?
gonna stop eating for a year, progress so far
>>216049335better than kangaroo bollocks
>>216049370here it’s a slang term for drugs, popularised by the diverse and disadvantaged youth
>>216049381don’t quit when it gets tough
>>216049370Muhammad got bummed
me getting bummed to prove i don't enjoy it therefore i can't be gay
I saw the prophet eating chicken
>>216049386Yeah, pretty much the only thing comparable to a standard british breakfast are the testicles of exotic animals
>>216049404Got no choice anymore, its tough being fat. Thanks anon
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1954942119547936768/vid/avc1/720x1100/VcnKbaoG5i4EaRot.mp4
shan't
>>216046443That looks good.
just ordered a big vice from amazon, and i shall be, let’s say, experimenting with something…
im feel. i am very feel
>>216046443corrrr propa scran
>>216049443You got it anon, I’ve done long periods of weight loss before, make discipline your #1 and take it day by day. Make sure you focus on getting through the current day and that’s it. Forget the goal and the top of the mountain, the next step is your focus every day and you’ll be there in no time :)
>>216049328
>>216049226yeah and people who put those poncey carrots with the grubby looking tops still attached
How’s locktober going for you lads?
i like scotland
Anyone fancy a handy?
>>216049456what the FUCK
>>216049631What is it?
>>216046443The scranpocalypse
>>216049456>not just posting the videocome on mate it's not hard
>>216049619>"I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would."
>>216046443>non british flags appreciate the slop>british flags hate and mock the slopwhy are brits full of selfhating? are they irish diasporas?
>>216049662he's probably banned from doing so
>>216049677post your SEA pussy
>>216049674>t.perfectly sane non-murderous man
quite perturbing how frequently toilberg asks me to do things that are literally impossible because he doesn't understand by joband then I look like a lazy prick when I just reject work from himdon't think that bonus is coming my way
there's no such thing as being 'trans' btw it's not a real thing you're just a man in a wig
>>216049677ignore them they are annoyingit is grim looking slop but it is yummy and good for you
just watched the new tim curry interviewmade me tear up a bitabsolute legend
>>216049708um this is getting a bit weird
would shag a chink lad rotten, totally straight thoughbeit
>>216049732Isnt he dead
glod
>>216049731It doesn't even look grim what are you on about it's just food. I genuinely don't get it.
>>216049742no he had a stroke but he's learned to talk againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nymOjoq-psE
poo
>>216049735
>>216049796
sucking a coffee, then have to help dadberg with some shite job around the place before heading home
>>216049796Kek
might wank to trannies again
the world is a vampire
wanked to a woman with hairy legs yesterdayfelt even gayer than my shemale porns definitely a new low
>>216049860nowt wrong with a primal wank
>>216049766>Full English breakfast jacked potato :@>Petit-déjeuner anglais complet avec pomme de terre farcie:D
>>216049207>>216049319All leftists need to be locked up in mental institutions, where they belong.
>>216049393makes sense they would call them that, really
dangling my bollocks betwixt two pendulae held apart by fraying rope
we all good tho lads?
>>216049690your literally angloboi. post your pbussy
they're waking up, chiefing loud, eating breakfast
fire and brimstone awaits ye, sinner
DON'T BE A SHEEP DON'T CHANGE THE TIME
>>216049922No
You're at uni, go out.You're at uni, go out.You're at uni, GO OUT.
incels repent your chosen path of isolation and take a women. make children and carry on your line that has successfully reproduced since the dawn of time
>>216049964Evenin' Bazz, how's the wife?
>>216049988No point if you're ugly or not a wog really is there. Got negative social capital
Tuesday`sPocket MonsterOf the Day is ..Charjabug !!
violations scheduled
>>216049973Think evenings stay the same level of darkness no matter what the clock's saying
>>216050021Busy at work today mate? x
might just change the time now so I get used to it before you lot
>>216050041im already used to it
Did you build your own PC?
>>216050055pc lol? pretty sure my phone was made in china or summat
>>216050055...yhlast i heard it wasnt worth doing anymore
>>216049922Nah man, I'm pretty fucking far from okay.
Yesterday a bangla poo woman spit on the ground after I walked by
>>216050055no real reason to do this unless you find it intrinsically enjoyable
don’t tell me there’s people here sitting at fucking desktop computers when phones exist oh my DAYS tho
>26% of rough sleeping homeless population are women people are women>60% of homeless in temporary accommodation are womentragichow can we help them?
>>216050055Not to begin with, but I have replaced most components with the exception of the motherboard at least once.
>>216050083Should've said thank you you ungrateful racist cretin
>>216050103They look and behave like subhumans compared to europeans no wonder they hate us
>>216050092Did...*pauses for a moment as I consider the gravity of what I'm about to ask*...did you go into your settings and disable auto capitalisation to make yourself seem more aloof and disinterested?
>>216049207gets the best parking spots and never has to clip toenails again. plus those artificial legs are superior to real ones for some purposes.not a bad deal in all honesty.
>>216050133don’t know what the means cheers tho
>>216050133done that insecure freak
>>216050133i did this on my phone ngl
'pression at about a 7 today
>>216050055Yes. It is grim
>>216050031kind of
>>216050073>>216050090Reasoning?
Trump gave the green light to AUKUS, glad that our UK brothers will be sending their blokes to die on our beaches o7
I love the soundtrack to Girls Bravo, it's so Frutiger Aero and happy-sounding. Anybody else seen this long forgotten ecchi anime?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVwefg13XgI
>>216050198PC parts have become crazy expensive and prebuilts aren't much more expensive these days.
>>216050197what sort of stuff you got on at work today?
>>216050198you can order custom builds for around the same price and save yourself the hassle of having to buy and assemble everything
5k steps down ladsanother 5k to go and then all i need to do is half an hour of my body weight exercises and im done for the day operation STOP BEING A FAT CUNT well under way
>>216050288And what of your diet?
feeling awfully blue
I know that we've got one or two David Allen Coe heads in here https://youtu.be/lB7xMQjLzwc
>>216049891
Morrisons delivery arriving around 3pmGf delivery arriving around 7pm
He's looking a bit plump these days
need a change me
>>216050218Sorry mate not a nonce x
>>216050370start with the man in the mirror
india :(
>>216049848SEPTIC DRAIN
>>216050391tundaes perfect women
British cuisine is judged on its everyday meals. All other European cuisines are judged on special occasion/restaurant meals.
ready to settle down me
>>216050330https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9CK4HSB0is
I’ve found your Christmas present anon
I love you all
>>216050412Most Brits have no concept of what French or Italian or Spanish eat every day at home so they have no basis for judgement other than what they eat at their local restaurants or whatever 'inspired by' ready meal sloppa they buy.
>>2160502991700 calories a day80g protein
>>216050475Me, but 1,500kcal. Have two cans of tinned mackerel in the morning with a plate of spinach, then a Thai dish of my choice for lunch - skip dinner.
I was losing 0.5kg a week on 1900 a day at 75kg bodyweight
new job, gf, buy a house. I will do all of this in the next 2 years
>>216050511i'm 105kg 188cm and i WILL get down to 85kg by spring
Dentist later. Filling. Runt mouth.
it time to give up this childish life anon, you need to find a women
hi all I need to go fuck a tranny lmao @ u all doing your new years thing. thats so fucking gay
>>216050548be quiet you evil ghoul
>>216050524i will never do this
ahhhh some positivity in /brit/! That’s more bloody like it
yh?
me? probably well under 1500 kcal/day but stable weight because i'm a sedentary little goblin
>>216050574YEAH
same old same old then
>>216050552shut up literal subhuman. go kill yourself you failure of a man
>>216050574nose hungry
>>216050611same as it ever was
you just know mousey cleans up in the homeless smackhead tranny circuit
im reading about coronary stenting in pregnant/labouring women with ACS or SCARS rn :3
the Normans built the castles and the romans built the roads. the only thing the british built was a ring of rocks that tell the time
i'm going to wake up one day and this site will be gone
I mean SCAD >>216050638need to fuck a homeless and make them my slave
>>216050656Actually Stonehenge was built by a pre Celtic people, so we didn't even build that
good videohttps://youtu.be/jtkSj0-UsdU
white people affected = potential bias *black people affected = socioeconomic factors* they will also mention black people
mousey handing out beatings again I’ve never seen that man lose
ive come to the conclusion that I simply dont like emnot one bit
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=483oaUU1tIs
>>216050730bacon sarnies? ok rasheed
>>216050671Wonder if there dna is more likely to be in your average white brit or somalians and Pakistanis
The sea peoples? Ancient British tribe
>>216050740Is he doing a skit of Jeremy clarkson?
>>216050747lol
i'm battling the disease
Doing a burning poo
>>216050769HIV
lunchtoil loometh
>immigration is a capitalist scheme to make you poorerImmigration, as such, is a post-war, post-colonial phenomenon that aimed to pass the costs of supervision/disciplining and labour reproduction on to the newly "freed" colonies (who remained part of western hegemony through institutions such as the Commonwealth and special trade deals with private companies of the former metropoles) and to establish new markets and multiply waged relations across the world. Decolonisation thus pushed for the immigration of foreign workers into the metropoles, because the establishment of waged relations in their countries was a process not stabilised yet, plus through the language connection and the abolishment of subjugative formal relations (mainly army/colonial authority relations) it was an obvious choice for a worker left to his/her own means to seek employment somewhere where the job market was wider and more stable. Not only in england, but also in france, spain, portugal, germany, belgium and netherlands the newly arrived were faced with systemic marginalisation (work permits tied to citisenship tied to residency) as a means to enforce division among the workers and to keep a cheap labour reserve. So in this case, yes, immigration lowered wages. For the immigrants. Because at the same time, in the 50s and 60s, labour reproduction was taken up by the state in the West, and the post-war boom solidified reformist policies and reformist hold on trade unions which gave a wide leeway to the wage of the western prole, leading to the Spectacular myth of the "middle class".What makes us poorer today is the dismantling of the welfare state/social reproduction of labour by the state, which makes you pay out of pocket for services, inflation caused by price speculation (owing to the adoption of a financial model of profit generation in abandonment of the "classic" production/industrial model) and gearing towards a war economy, as the bosses of the West ...
feel like crying
>>216050780spicy burn or haemorrhoid burn?
>>216050797...turn against each other as we are in a period of NEOPROTECTIONISM (as proven by newly introduced tarrifs and state intervention)
>>216050807what would solve your problems lad?
>>216050722they still have these intercity trains in italy
>>216050797not reading that boriswave was explicitly admitted to be about suppressing wages
>>216050807did that last night
>>216050797Going to read all this and get back to you mate just wait x
>>216050841Yeah well you should read that and abandon your simplistic, comic-book-line one-liners.
>>216050833the world not being shit for me specifically
>>216050862shut the fuck up you insufferable wog pseud
>>216050797Midwit. Barely legible.
>>216050865why is it so bleak for you? What makes you different
>>216050823What tariffs did we implement?
>>216050872>>216050875Read you fucking sheep. Read it. You're being played like a fiddle.
>>216050656>the british built was a ring of rocks that tell the timeThe industrial revolution that got people out of fields, the world wide web, the discovery of evolution, the discovery of gravity, the discovery of antiobiotics
>>216050862one line that directly proves your quote you wrote paragraphs trying to disprove
immigration increase supply labourlabour price go downme take economic degree now
mmhmm they're getting dem waves done x
>>216050876short skinny ugly poor shit family no friends
job here on the old Civil Service Jobs that is basically what i do now but a grade above and for a different department. What we reckoning team? DO i fire off an application?
>>216050881why the fuck are you coming to the retard poo post general expecting intellectual stimulation you gargantuan spastic do you not have real life friends to talk about this shit with?
>>216050881reminder that you have one person on several IP addresses responding to your posts
just got nudged on msn
>>216050883sorry rorke but those were all immigrants
>>216050797fantastic post
>>216050461This. I eat pasta with butter and grated cheese almost every day. Can't be arsed to cook
all a man really needs is a gf who beats him
>>216050877Tarrifs AND state interventionHave you forgotten brexit? >>216050885Ahbyes, definitely one catchy headline can dismantle a proper historical critique. You come off as thinker and absolutely not at all as someone who is pained by thinking and putting two and two together. And let's not forget of course that Boris "admitted" something in the media, why would any politician ever lie or say something to rile the populus up?
>>216050461This includes you btw fat cunt
might get my willy out
>>216050841>>216050852>>216050872>>216050875>>216050877>>216050885>>216050891>>216050904>>216050911parasite meltdown
>>216050927bet you were mad bullied at school
>>216050904Talk to whom? The ukis who think they are on the same level of suffering (or resistance) as Palestinians? Or the sleeping irishmen who still float on the dreams of a (risk)free consumption state?
hell yes I'm tough enough
warning! mboko melty! take care to protect your laws of economics!
Ireland flag you’ve triggered the resident spastic you’re doing something right
>>216050940no decent cams on at the moment will have to do this later
>>216050981please don't encourage him
>>216050921People in Britain think French people are all eating haute cuisine Escoffier style every day when in reality their home cooking is barely better than British or Dutch or German.Italian and Spanish home cooking is vastly superior.
>>216050988shut your fucking gob
>>216050951Projecting a bit?
>>216050959he looks like he is about to burst into tears at all times
We at /brit/ offer solidarity with the people of France over the imprisonment of Nicolas Sarkozy !
>>216050950Now I'm getting accused of being this nefarious individual. Was on board with your theory at first but now I see you're simply insane. If the frequency and consistency of your posts are anything to go by, you may well be one of his characters
>>216051001done him
>>216051013Was he imprisoned really???
we really got away with genocide lmao
>>216050997only if it's with your big juicy cock
>>216051015I don’t promise 100% accuracy in parasite detection but 90% as a standard, cheers to you lad
um
>>216051022Yep 5 years
irish niggas be like oim oirish
>>216051045fair enough then x
erm
reminder to report the BE flags posts
dere's more to Oireland dan dis
>>216051062top o the moarnin to ye*clicks my heels*
professor umbridge
leftypol supports the NWO
One ip you say? So maybe he works for the 77th.
bi /brit/ boys :3
>>216051090yeah I know they do. it is because the left always eats themselves - they are a suicide cult
absolute meltdown going on here all caused by one immigration post
>>216051029>defending yourself is genocidejust say you hate jews
>>216051103cheerio
>>216050957whats wrong with ukraine you one of those weird commies that support rusia
>>216051029It only cost 150million to trumps campaign fund
>>216051095just the lamb souvlaki and a large chips cheers bossman
I hate jews
>>216051132stfu leftypol
Just ordered a pallet of logs for the fireplace. Going to be a cosy Winter de lads.
The former Duchess of York, Fergie "Sarah" Ferguson, will be here at 9pm to explain herself so that's something for us lot to look forward to.
>they think I'm oirish
>>216050993I'm more the exception than the rule but sure it's no restaurant food. I don't know what the tulip fuckers eat up there but I know for a fact we eat better than germans. The huns are a vile breed with their pickled cabbage and watery beers.My family would cook growing up but I'm upper middle class so I don't know what the proles get up to in their dormitories. I reckon we still eat better than brits judging by the overwhelming popularity of premade meals but the younger generations are getting lazier by the day.The spainiards and italians have an unfair advantage in that regard as they often live with their grandparents who will cook for them.
>>216051153omdzbtw they = he
>gets put to his place by historical critique>"l-l-leftypol supports the nwo! T_T"
not bad, kid... but ya still got a long way to go...
>>216051132kek, thanks
>>216051174you're an incel
never made cheese on toast before
so long as it isnt BNWO then I dont care :)
thing is boys actually look peng in skirts even if were not allowed to wear them
>>216051166Sorry, I forgot
>gets put to his placenigga thinks he's dishing out scathing cultural critique when he can't even grasp the english language
>>216051200lose this virginity today do not even wait for tomorrow and make sure it's cheddar
>>216051200>>216051208
>>216049159>>216049159>>216049159
>>216051208post you in a skirt and in red shorts underneath
okay....!I will fuck Employed woman..!
>>216051223Cute caberg
>>216051208trvke
>>216051223wtffake airbrushed cat
youce gone mental
>>216051227it's not even that good
>>216051199rorke farting all over the migrant family on the tchube as it were
>>216049159>>216049159>>216049159Recycle when ready
omd
hes gone madstark raving mad
you get what you fucking deserve
https://youtu.be/z-h1j3GmBm0lovely catberg :)
>>216051268not falling for this ragebait. im the bigger man here too so im just walking away from this confrontation, im just more mature than you are.
great now we probably get a rubbich thread rather than a good one
the person that freaks out and spams "meltdown" at the first sight of anything happening is more annoying than the meltdowns (because most of the time the meltdown is in that persons head)
>>216051303thats a great cat right there
>>216046430>>216046430>>216046430
>>216051320you are a subhuman and completely worthless you should kill yourself
>>216051154BORINGAlso, YWNBM
>>216051303rorke fuming about this cat crossing over his fence
>>216051356>>216051356>>216051356
>>216051290>on the catalog for the whole thread>deleted as an "early new"??
>>216051029The world dislikes zionists more then ever tho
