Kick in the Cunt edition
all good but the fact remains that I have sex and you don’t
>>216053195saw a friend out and about today. he had a woman with him, i’d say solid looksmatch, maybe she was a little uglier than him but close enough especially in our day and age. introduced her to me as his new girlfriend. I congratulated them, but on the inside i was getting that feeling again. why am i doomed to be god’s lonely man? what is it about me specifically?
There's no such thing as a pure and innocent woman. It is always an act. Women are incapable of having purity.
My Winter Vibe.Loading...
>>216053249my little sister is pure
>>216053244Get an arranged marriage m8
I'm locked in the new
>>216053271killed thay incel freak with a switchblade knife and dumped his pathetic little hateful body into a remote lake so they'll never find the evidence of what you've done
>>216053263Liking Autumn is for yanks, it's just the start of months of shit weather and no sun.
>no this happened some time agoTranslation: it is total fiction
do girls actually like head pats or is that just an anime thingseems a little patronising
Grim how we’re all gonna get old and sick. Chemotherapy, tons of pills every morning, walking sticks, wrinkles, baldness, erectile dysfunction, heart attacks, cholesterol, incontinence, it’s coming for all of us
>>216053263love autumn so much but I refuse to dress like a 1950s office clerk
>>216053322not me
>>216053308nah they do well of course some do, i know an autistic girl online who wishes for headpays and she also pretends she's a catgirl
quiet, rorke and leftypil are doing their dance
>>216053322Not me though. I keep myself in good nick me.
>>216053327What do you normally wear?
>>216053334But enough about your tranny girlfriend (male)
>>216053300I'm flattered you think my relatively mundane anecdote about an interaction with a girl is that far out of the realms of believability
here here !!
>>216053334You have Employed Woman on Discord too I see!
>>216053351done me like my uncle did all those years ago
>>216053357I crave the ituman touch
>>216053338during autumn? Tim boots, dark blue jeans, comfy wool knits
>>216053357I hate boomers so much it's unreal. TBD
>>216053357i don't want Order Food i want orange you give me give me you orange
>>216052784
>>216053410Ok, I thought the worst, i.e. trackie bottoms and hoodies. You Sir, get a pass.
>>216053447Fucking disgusting
done nowt today
Wish I were normal
>>216053447this meme is 5 years out of date
>>216053357why is there no acknowledgement of country on his sign?
done an unholy amount of poos today
I wish I lived in the UK
>>216053357Damn it go and get it yourself you lazy fuckWant human connection go to the park
>>216053499666 poos and it's not even teatime?
What did we have for lunch?I had a bacon butty and a pack of hula hoops
those super babies from Brazil
>>216053509No you don’t frenchie
can the neoliberal bull please stand up, please stand up
>>216053509Why?
>>216053550Yes I do. You don't know how bad it has become out here
>>216053357this is an ai generated photograph
>>216053578Talk to me about it. I want to buy some land for under £10k that I can live on, in this country that appears to be impossible however I’ve seen land in France going for less than 2 (although it seems to me that I’d be having to go through red tape like in this country). So tell me about your wishes to come to UK. Maybe you just want to leave france
thinking about Michael Schumacher
>>216053597Damn those mfers love mr bean fr fr no cap without the heading it could legit be a reaction image
Thinking about Michael Barrymore
>>216053575Life has become so grim, my neighborhood has become 90% foreigner, no one speaks my language anymore, there us nothing outside but trash, broken windows and burned cars.Life in an English village sounds lovely, I've been to the UK several times and it's simply better in every conceivable way.
>>216053597wait until mr bean's holiday is approved in 2030
sir keith stormer
>>216053655adam
nathan
darren
>>216053668Those villages are reserved for old people pensioners and localsSorry m8, unless you’re fuckin loaded or willing to rent and jump through those hoops village life ain’t happening
>>216053668Grass is always greener on the other side mate
love and i mean LOVE my toil
mr Bean funny
>>216053597Mousewill ..love This !!
mr bean sex arse. signed by sir mouse nonce
>>216053771scre
28lb
Lord Mouseshire
>>216053828mmhmm
might become a turtle neck enjoyer
>>216053743Why?
withdrew the application to the job i just applied for. not enough money
>>216053737I'm not sure you can imagine what living in a place that is 90% brown and black is like. Anything is better than that.
this lad just applied for a job i posted then withdrew itmight have to phone him and ask why, we can't afford to miss out on talent like that
going to a waterpark not because I enjoy the slides or the wave pool but because I want to swim and immerse myself in stranger's pee
ffs
>>216053244Demand his GF show bobs and vagene to you
>>216053669Rowan Atkinson is 99...
>>216053951He's hooked you and got you over a barrel Million quid salary plus signing bonus
>>216053951make it £70k and i'll reapply
>>216053992that's what i was thinking i don't want to look too desperate but might just have no choicei DEFINITELY don't have 1248124235292872 other applications to pick from
>>216053630Wonder just how aware he is
nth for the baddiedem
so basically im thinking im based
baddie demmies mentioned
My life would be so different if I weren't so ugly
>>216053937I'm not racist so it doesn't bother me
>>216053876it’s practical, technical, artistic and traditional (plåtslageri, sheet metal smith)can be tough on the body but it’s worth it
>>216054071BIG UP x
nth for the got to go into a meeting nowdem
>>216054083You're not funny mate
F
did you hear that?
nathan putting /brit/ posting on his cv under ‘professional experience’
>>216050819
>>216054213Ratio'dF
>>216054289Blud in 60% brown and black area and getting along fine
Have you ever been balls deep in a tight Asian fanny? It is THE experience.
>>216054427don't find them attractive, they're a bit too odd for me
>>216054427Looks like aliens with their plastic faces
>>216054427timmy's crush
Here's your new Jesus, bros
Make sure you do your civic duty!
hol up
test
>>216053597Mr bean. Funny
>>216053668Oh poor you
>Afghan TikTokker who threatened to murder Nigel Farage is a career criminal who was on the run from police in Sweden for sexually abusing girl, 15, when he arrived in the UK on a small boat
Just made an absolute fucking arse out of myself in the work groupchat
>>216054427shagged two different asian sorts, so yes
>>216054560give him a knighthood
>>216054560broken clock
Depressed, miserable people on forums
Seriously though, lads, just how on earth are we supposed to stop the boats?
>>216054427Former missus was Persian so technically Asian, loved going raw.Corr I miss that
deary deary DEARY me
>>216054560get him housed in the five star luxury resort NOW
>>216054560a digital ID would have prevented this
>>216054611all restore members now no doubt
hello
>>216054611screaming at right wingnoids who think Reform will last until 2029 lmao
>>216054560Housed. Now.
>>216054668nigga always bout sum hello
scranning a kfc wingnoid box
>>216054611Half these suspensions are just because reform are still for whatever reason trying to be the moderate party
fart loading
any green eyes man in
>>216054668ahreet
norway doesn't have kfc did you know that
PLEASE HELP MEhow can I close my window where the handle has fallen off so I don’t have anything to grab onto to close it because it’s open now. I tried using my fingers but I can’t close it all the way it’s still open 2/3 inches please help meI thought I could hook some string through it and pull it closed but there is legit no where to hook the string through. I can’t close it from the outside because it’s not ground floor
You fucking bellends realise they don't actually house refu-
>>216054745no niggers?
>>216053220Jackie Chan’s new movie No country for old libtards
>>216054756They don’t own the house though the title makes it sound like they do
Drinking a Monster Energy Rio PunchTastes a bit like the banana medicine that you'd get as a kid
any woke man in
>>216054627*winks and give you the thumbs up*
>>216054815Aye pal
>>216054784No, the government uses your taxes to pay more than you could afford yourself, then lets them live in it for free.Don't get angry though, anon, your people had an Empire once (or something).
>>216054815racismlad
roundhouse kicking my nans head off
>>216054832you are an immigrant here
>>216054853
>>216054756>oh no, people with no means are being housed, I don't like this because they are incompatible with our christian values!
Thoughts lads? I like it but my parents think I should go back and get it all shaved off
>>216054830that film has lots of racisms in it
>>216054874rorke mate
i’m woke and queer but hate niggwrs
that hair looks like a bellend lol
Do you think he's attractive?
>>216054862there are homeless natives in Britan and I dont care about bingo bango land chimpanzoos
>>216054832Yeah but how much is that costing me like 0.000000000000001p ?I really don’t care about this stuff. I don’t know why you do
>>216054899would be if his face wasn’t lopsided
rorkes faither speaking fluent scots
>>216054907leftypol mathematics ladies and gentlemen
>>216054874a digital ID would have prevented this
>>216054752>>216054752>>216054752>>216054752>>216054752PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!
>>216054926you are an immigrant here
>>216054862They made a choice to come here knowing they had no where to stay I don't see how that should be our problem. Let them freeze in the winter
>>216054874Listen to your parents omdz
>>216054938grow up
>>216054895grim, you sound evil. black people are actually pretty nice. trannies not so much
>>216054874ROARING
>>216054938is it a large window or a small one? you should be able to push it or just use the key. failing that, call the landbaron and get him to fix it
Know what I love lads? Being able to close my window.
grim, you sound evil, black. people are actually pretty nice. trannies not so much
>>216054980Normal bedroom window. I need to pull it, it’s open but the handle has fallen off so I can’t close it, the handle also has the key on it
>>216055007You need to call the landbaron if the handle has fallen off, that's not your fault, there's basically no world where you could break the handle on purpose. It's probably a full window replacement though unfortunately
>>216054970Actually fuck off
rape the disabled.
Africa needs to get its shit together 2000 years ago
>>216054862If I don't have the means to house myself I would be on the street. Why are they entitled to something locals have to work for?
rorke's shot going out for a throw
We are ALL immigrants.
>>216055030I don’t have one of them this is my house
>>216055061*Migrating into yuo're asshole*
>>216055075howlyou're fucked then mate omds(call some type of tradie then)
>>216055007Post a photo you pathetic bastard
>>216055075need to fix it or get it fixed, i'm afraid
>>216055005lionel hutz ova here
>>216055083
drinking two beers at once
mouseposter gets things sorted in this thread and the only thing preventing him from doing that are people realizing its mouseposter
the new cop
>>216055176Gary walked so Foden could run
might chuck my bollocks in this
IT'S OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS2poryp48s
>>216055178mousey does important work in this thread and has the obsessed on strings
Anglican choirboys...
>>216055270hooly fuck what we need this but family guy
>>216055178sorry but mousey completely owns this threadhe's ziedbelg and heatherpaedo's personal boogey man
Listening to paranormal podcasts
>>216055269>SchechtlSwedes really have 8 letter words with only one vowel
wiping boogers on the cat
Homer loves his doughnuts, doesn't he?
>>216055317at least you know it parasite
>>216055177what a ridiculous state of affairs
right well that’s a 3D animation of a woman fucking a dog then isn’t it
>>216055328dont believe in ghosts me
I support mousechad to spam this general so i can make a new as fast as possible
>>216055359tired gimmick already, mousey does it better than you
>Homer loves his doughnuts, doesn't he?
>>216055370drinking three beers at once
If i leave my windows closed it gets hot and stuffy but if I open them insects come in and are menaces to society
i need to get fucked up the arse
>>216055333german name innit, we don’t stack our constants like that
every schizo gets insanely jealous of mousey because he gets positive attention and all they can get is negative attention sad!
>>216055413
ancient roman athletes used to compete fully naked with their cock and fannois swinging about
>>216055112
Donning the arseless leather chaps and mincing around Soho to see if any ruffian will ravage me
>>216055441calm down mohammed (peace be upon him)
nathan on that seethe time
primary pussy
Lonely Island released "I Just Had Sex" in 2011 and I told myself I would play that song after having sex for the first time. Then i didn't have sex for 8 years and never played the song because playing that at 22 would be grimTHanks for reading my blog post x
>>216055437she has an irish boyfriend
>>216055353I need this
>>216055585he looks irish and has an english girlfriend
broke another piece of furniture in a fit of rage caused by the fucking dogs barking
I had to use a suction cup to close it thanks for all the help (not)
poo roaring
Feel like pure shit just want Danya back x
going to put 2 beef pies in the oven and put a slice of cheese in one of them
>>216055614roar
3 pm
>>216055619You're welcome x
>>216055644they have half jamaican half irish boyfriends
steak pie up me arse
Ziedbelg origin storyhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guySo he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insaneThere is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about himMaking a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/
>>216055644The primal urge to run away
>>216055644shagged girls who look like this in my younger days
During Tommy Robinson's Israeli govt-funded tour, Israeli spox Yishai Fleisher tells him the British "have a special place in hell for turning on the Jewish people."Robinson—who fashions himself a British nationalist—just sits there and takes it, assuring him Brits love Israel.
who is this indog freak
Just finished watching Eyes Wide Shut, the presentation of the cult was fantastic, the rest of it wasn't great.
>>216055708(you included)
>>216055708Oh deary me, expect him to disappear any moment
dropped my airpod
they really be calling it a shag carpet but i dont be having sex on it
iiiii am ready to sacrifice ALL members of my familyyu must neva cot your hair againyu must neva eat food that contains red oil
China
>>216054862You just wanna ignore every homeless cunt on the street when you make this distinction do you?
if everyone in England gave me £1 that would be funny
Why did British patriot Tommy Robinson mock the deaths of British veterans who were murdered by the IDF while giving aid to people in Gaza
>>216055755Literally happening right now desu
>>216055823well rorke its becuase every single political grifter you see online is taking money from israel to spread their agenda
>>216055791mogs england to oblivion
>>216053220do you have one
>>216055619thats what she said
>>216055823Because he works for the IDF next question
I'm a Violent Reaction to your posts
>>216055852For a second I thought it was AI that’s how unfeasible that video is for this country
>>216055832In this thread
therapist gf just said I am being puppyteered by her
non-existent gf just said nothing
my gf is cute and likes cuddles :)
>>216055823see >>216055845 and >>216055860
my gfs a fucking ugly bitch
imagine seeing the news of tel aviv finally being nukedi’d literally squeal with giddy excitement hundreds of thousands of soulless kikes vaporised in an instant please GOD let it happen in my lifetime PLEASE
I am a golden retriever actually I just wasnt aware of labradors for the last few years
It's 15:13 pm
imagine seeing the news of tel aviv finally being nukedi’d literally squeak with giddy excitementhundreds of thousands of grey squirrels vaporised in an instantplease GOD let it happen in my lifetime PLEASE
tel aviv tommy
>>216055823i wonder..:
ITS BLOODY FIFTEEN THIRTEEN PM THE FLIPPIN WIZZLY TWIZZLY WOOWAA BINGBONG TIKKYTOK SAYS SO
The cronem
my runtslop for tonight
>>216055994>the air fryer menace has reached Aus
>>216055976WARNING THIS IS BAIT FOR YOU TO GET THE JEWS DEFENCE LEAGUE AND WITH JEWS
>>216056006What?
the Jewish Defense League and (((IDF))) won
>she had put my Eircode into the map and 'All there was was trees.'Really makes you think maybe Ireland has trees after all. Never been there though.
>>216055994not had these in yonkselite goyslop
can't fry aircan't use air to fry anything
>>216055992Autistdem
>>216056027the Jews are jealous of us, therefore they made (((us))) (the elites) make the EDF the E&J(the jews)D, hoping that we (the real elites) would want to have the IDF. its a trick you see
How much money would you need to sell your soul to the devil?
my promise to /brit/ is that i will not rest for an instant until i slap my wet precummy cock across mousey’s eager tongue
>>216056064but not in a yank way. I am more saying that the British are gods chosen people; but at the same time there are people out there saying that Jews stole that title from another people. many are saying this
>>216055823Tommy's the biggest shabbos goy in the country>>216055939Iran taking one for the team big time
we're all fae somewhere!
>>216056054What about an oven that used compressed vaporised oil like an engine
>>216056100The Iceland (or Sweden?) was one of the Israeli tribes but they broke off and drifted into the modern-day EU when all the tribes broke up
>>216056081A house
>>216056081£100k a year tax free Probably less to be honest
wHaT AbOuT AN oVEn tHaT UsEd ComPReSseD vaPoURiSeD OiL liKE an EnGiNE
>new balance trainers>£210is this some kind of joke? how the fuck does anyone justify spending £200 on trainers lmao
dont care what happens in the desert where apparently its gods land anyway so hes probably got a plan. so long as they dont come to this country
>>216056122ESL gibberish
australians are one of the original 12 tribes of israel also descended from atlantians and also closely related to plaedian aliens, this will come to light soon enough
>>216056100Based!!!
standing five feet away from the toilet and pissing into it in a parabolic arc
>>216056157povvos probably do
>>216056157have you been in a cave for the past 6 years? basically everything has doubled in price
>>216056161this is the same as a pro-israel position, when they control your politicians through bribery and blackmail to adopt pro israeli positions then it is your problem and you should care. why do you not care about your politicians serving a foreign people and nation?
mad how I’ve got a job and a girlfriend and my life isn’t wall to wall /brit/
>>216056165the elites won’t like you saying this
israel
has yank tiktok been bought by massive jew larry ellison yet
bumming an australian up the arse
>>216056157Most I’ve spent is £180/190
>>216056293prefer bumming them in the mouth me
>>216056157i don't mind paying if i know they're well made, nike/adidas etc charge £100+ for shoes that are barely glued together by kids in china that inevitably fall apart after ~6 monthsill gladly play £200 for shoes that will have a good life on them
I’ll drop £400 on trainers if they proper good ones
ya like pooey lewis and the jews?
I'd DrOp 1000 On ShOEs ThAt I kNoW aRe WeLl MaDe
>>216056326>adidaslol>nikeIf you’re spending over 200 on trainers and they aren’t Nike you’re a nerd loool
wish i didn’t have a piss fetish
>>216056376>>216056376>>216056376New cheeky
>>216056372bros never heard of any good brands by the sounds of it talking about Nike omdz
>>216055801And when did I make any distinction?
