chappell edish
>>216058797Did ou see Sabby C on SNL? She is so fab!
Sir Tony SopranoSir Paulie WalnutsSir Chris Moltisanti Sir Silvio Dante Sir Richie Aprile
sex sex seeeeex
https://migrationfacts.com/You WILL pay for foreigners to live in council housing
>>216058813yeah i did, love heeeeerrr xx
>>216058797>>216058813my penis has been inside a man's anus before and that's still less gay than whatever the fuck this is
Mad that janny gave me a warning before for making the new and linking it too slow
insane how the love of your life and your potential wife is out there and doesn't know you yet
>>216058797brappell
poo smells
Go ahead and post that webm, lads. You know the one I'm talking about.
Dont worry about our Rorke, his bark's worse than his bite
>>216058837
‘Eternal virginity’ is crazy lol
>>216058861
>>216058859it does
if you die a virgin you’re a virgin until the death of the universe
girlfriend is addicted to a game on her phone spends every second on it. Getting grimmer by the day.
>>216058830
>>216058906ill be shagging my 20 brides in jannah cheers
>>216058870Served at him at my old job once. He ordered an avocado, spinach and egg roll, with an almond flat white. He consulted his wife during it. She had vegan coconut milk porridge.
>>216058916did that green jacket guy pick someones pocket
currently on /brit/ while i cheese a free win out of a game x
what do they do on angelseyhow do they make money
>>216058797Shes perfect
>>216058918that game? tinder
>>216058930lol
>>216058946did you pick the brown hair dog girl and automatically win
>>216058830What's mental is this
>>216058967would probably find that less cringe but its a stupid zombie tower defense game
lexi luv wank looms
>>216058978Reckon Ethiopia should just annex them and enslave them all. You cant be racist because youre black x
>>216058918It happens to all of us eventually
>>216058919lad
>>216058992business idea:tower defence game where the towers are different kinds of virgin and the baddies are foidsinstead of a castle or base you need to protect virginity or somethingbet if you made it in an anime style people would actually pay for it
i'm on the fence when it comes to capital punishment
capitally punishment babies
>>216058861This one?
business idea: suck knobs for cash
>>216058978tax them
>>216059019Rorke posting this in his group chat for 50 year old blokes
if rorke wants capital punishment so bad why don't he start with his own arse then
a hard earned thirst needs a big cold beerand the best cold beer is vica LONG COLD VIC
>>216059058um
>>216059025Lazy argentine deadbeats
about to try my first brewdog punk ipawhat am i in for lads
still a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ
saw an incredible amount of them walking past and cycling past on bikes coming home from toil
>>216059128schoolgirls? in tights?
oh Ezriyou naughty minx
>if you want my future, forget my pastwhat did she mean by this?
Right well that's a white baby being spaffed on by a refugee while living in a 3 bed, 2 bath semi detached council house that's been given to him for free isn't it
burping and farting into my computer chair
>>216059079good point
>>216059183um UM UMM
>>216059183is it really
>>216059183please don't tell us your porn searches lad
>>216059128imagine their vaginas
>>216059128who
>>216059227blokes named Richard and Ian
>>216058985mad how good looking swimming makes you
>>216059183spainos porn search
>>216059183
>>216059240Mad how the bird simply disappeared
Why was the last thread deleted I was wanking at the time
Lads what was that deleted post?
aaaaaaye me bottle 'o scrumpy
>>216059274never you mind
>>216059240fake and gay
>>216059091oi, that was uncalled for
>>216059274Didnt happen
new 3DS delivered, modded and backed upGetting my games installed and my save data restored
>>216059295Didn't ask for your Grindr profile description mate
so this is the red wall
>>216059299arsegentina
the war between russia and ukraine is a proxy war started by nato intended to kill millions of european men
>>216059322immigration is fine provided they are law abiding and don't claim welfare
>>216059274
Anyone who uses tiktok over the age of 21 is a nonce.
>tfw wrote "goon" instead of "go on" in a message to a coworkerIt's over
>>216059346nigger nigger nigger NIGGER!
>>216059366ktim
>>216059183(MI5 WAS CALLED FOR THIS POST)
incelious maximuses last remaining atoms decaying at the end of the universe, his last glimmer of hope of losing his virginity fades away
>>216059366most women are nonces?
>>216059361dick twitched at this
>>216059384...he won
>>216059361white boys racist til they meet this
>>216059382Why? Only saying what was posted
Paging Doctor Mouse?Receiving reports that you may post a mouse.
>>216059361dick spun round and said damn nigga to this
why are there chess clubs near me but no draughts clubs
seems like you would report the original post instead of posting that
>>216059355Incorrect
>>216059437How new are you
>>216059322He's a paid shill who is getting boosted everywhere because the Blairites don't like Tom Skinner going political (who incidentally is getting torn apart unjustly because he admitted an affair several years ago)He was even on the Last Leg the other week, this is how they want the proles to behave as they destroy their communities and livelihood
do you lads reckon if aliens showed up they would be shagging before you
>>216059430because chess is mint and draughts is shit
>>216059346And then it only killed russians and Ukrainians
dipping a plain white tortilla in nutella (pronounces nuh-tey-ah)
>>216059361Call me Moto-Moto because I like what I'm seeing
>>216059476Hope I'd be the one getting shagged
big COCK toilers in the thread ready to scream into the void
>>216059346think youll find it was started by russia
homer beer
Not even a virgin but I am currently volcel because I loathe talking to women
>>216059482until they drag us until outright war
>>216059505fuck off leftypol
>>216059480why not both
it's fat gay nigga autumn and im in my element
hey, give me one of those famous giant beers I heard so much about!somethin wrong, yank?no... it's pretty big.... i guess
>>216059463people rarely give a fuck about your posts. dont get a big head
*kisses you* SORRY ABOUT THAT
>>216059508nah you're just an incel mate
>>216059532shut your retarded as up
>>216059452>law abiding, economically productive people is badmakes no sense
>>216059563SIR YES SIR
>>216059552sorry about what??
>>216059559You can’t be an incel if you’ve had sex you thick cunt
so rorke's new hero is a german jew tory mp larping as english?
>>216059563socimsjfg0py34087y30psjkdbnflksnsmdvpwe8u'w3p8rpw9edgming
*starts walking on my hands and arfing like a seal while the whole thread claps* I HAVE AUTISM
>>216059572Makes no sense to a jew perhaps
>>216059423leave the bababab alone before the situation escalates
>>216059608its the 22nd though
>>216059608terrible
>>216059505they were provoked by nato/usa
Here lies anon.Known pussy pilferer.Lord of banter. RIP in peace.
>>216059602Literally no clue who you're talking about
>>216059608i've wasted literal gallons of cum to my little pony porn
>>216059608this is literally me(!)
>>216059602eh?
>>216059634nop
>>216059667yes. stop supporting american imperialism
why yes! I will be watching the champions league tonight why do you ask
>>216059586bollocksi've had sex with a fit blonde and am firmly an incel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_World_Trade_Centerthere's never been a better time to be a schizo
I have coleslaw and potato salad and don't know what to eat them with.They're side dishes, I can't just have them raw.
seal mentioned
>>216059659
>>216059602Sir Adolf HitlerSir Oswald MosleySir Enoch PowellThose are my heroes
>>216059698
I am the most powerful white man
>>216059682brainless miron dont reply to me
>>216059641>>216059664she called for mass deportations of people already granted the right to stay in britain and rorke is creaming himself on x
Poo seal status? Noticing a distinct lack of them
>>216059703holy trinity of gay porn incels
>>216059722clueless mong
*taps teh sign*
going shop
>>216059741literally who?
>>216059761imbecile
>>216059765shan't be falling for this nonce psyop
Off to tesco once again. Really cba. It’s all so very tiring
having some quality uncle-niece time this weekend, cannot wait!
>>216059788genuine cretin
>>216059694i know you can read my thoughts, boymeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
if your grandparents were not born here you’ll be going home sorry I don’t make the rules
should probably stop putting aluminium foil on the toaster and poking it a bit. that theeth and tounge feel of scratching metal >.<
phwoaaaaaarrr i'm stuffed
>>216059805ever [redacted] her up the [redacted]
>>216059768this is a 34 year old woman
>>216059793190 mate you're a literal child molester you're not even included in this conversation
thats just a weird post even without the r9k freak
>>216059741Oh Katie LamMost rorke's recognise her for who she is thoughShe was literally BoJo's adviser during the Boriswave and now acts like she's against it Zero seats
>>216059744Not sure if the pooseal cover of kiss from a rose ever came out either :/
>>216059844who the fucking shit is thatrorke's never heard of her, guarantee that
Im northern scum me
>>216059847I have no clue of anything you just posted aussiemong
doing the hare hare yukai dance in my smelly childhood bedroom
I would fuck my niece (if legal age)
old toilfu is on holiday and hasn’t posted any bikini pics on Instagram get them POSTED WHAT AM I SOME SORT OF MUG
my ideology is anti-yankism
drinking my first brewdog punk ipa
it looms
Fucking Yorkshire water digging up the road near my house Woke me up at 11am with the diggerFucking unacceptable if you ask meThinking about how satisfying it would be if they somehow uncovered an unexploded German bomb and all fucking died.Probably still wake me up.
>>216059926
fuck off vpn freaks
Drank all of the alcohol in the house yesterday didn't I. Not best pleased by this turn of events.
reminder to
>>216059944not illegal is it
>>216059943wtf are they doingi also hate it when building/gardening is done near me, especially in the mornings
*sniffs you*
oh it’s melty time is it
>>216059977if i did this i think i would die
>>216059955nonce
horserape
>>216059940It's alright. a bit overpriced. hoppy flavour. decent strength.
>>216060013
>>216059985erm i dunno isn't it?if i went up to a policeperson and said "i just shagged my niece" would they just say "as is your right"?
Reminder to do your civic duty and report the be flag posts. He’s bad for this thread and putting your head in the sand (filtering him) is not a solution
>>216059929Give a bit of advice for the Incels in the thread. How did you get the Toilfu Instagram? Do you ask or just follow out of the blue? I've never seen people exchange contact details in person is the only reason I'm asking.
>>216060039you raise a fair paint
>>216060022was going to respond with based horsesex but you would probably be weird with it
ausfalians are all sexual perverts and psuedo-yanks
>>216060030
>>216059997Fucking digging up the road innit it seems to be all they do. 6 weeks of road digging and then 3 weeks of nothing then 1 week and they’re gone.
>>216060036This. It actually works if he gets multiple reports.
>>216060052just follow them if you’ve seen eachother in person or spoke it’s normal
>>216060069elongated honsewhat is its name
>>216060067you really think "based horsesex" isn't weird to begin with?
@grorke is it illegal to shag my niece?
>>216060018Coooorrr, send some here would you please lad? What all booze have you got? I only had a couple pints and about 2-300ml of whisky
sex with horses
>>216060069jaw mogs me
>>216060068vpn melty
>>216060108nothis isnt legal advice
Don’t particularly want to drink tonight but I might anyway
im going to be 87 years old in the nursing home listening to jrpg OSTs
>>216060114wtf no
>She's done playing games>I'm the only one for her
>grorkehowling
>>216060096rocky, who’s the largest of our horses, top dog so to speak
>>216060136Why's that
women are so beautiful i was i was inside one or was one idc which
>>216060141then nugubu gives you a whack around the head and steals another family heirloom
>>216060173warning 2 that complaining about 4chan or its rules is against the rules (yes this is literally 1984)
>>216058916Fucking love that webm, it's so dense you can study it like a religious text.
Our Prime Minister looked like that?
rorke arguing with the AI again is he
>>216059943Are you a Hullensian, perchance?
if you got the money to pay i give you a plate of beans
>>216060194shut ur bitch ass up
>>216060108>grorkelol
>>216060113got a stocked garage full of beer and wine. got some brandy too. would if i could mate, but you know….woke
>>216060200you've fallen for AI
drink driving in GTA RP and driving around a dead person for hours (hes my mentally retarded patient)
>>216060225Source of Timmy's unease.
>>216060117not a lie though is it
>>216060190i'll just put corridors of time on the nursing home surround sound system and then bash him to bits with my old man master roshi anime strengthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXo3DrXHY8w
>>216060231are you roleplaying a boring bastard on here as well?
African black history month OCTOBER 13 black people have never built multi-storey houses
The Northern Line has now been basically out of service since 6pm on Sunday. I’m not sure this is on
>>216060218Fuck SAKE.Bloody bastard woke ruins everything
>>216060237educate yourself black history month 21st OCTOBER (if correct format) black people build homes out of mud and whenever it rains their house washes away
28lb mortar about to be heinous
>>216060229
Happy little monkey, just sitting there eating chicken and letting the bones drop onto the floor. Not a care in the world
>>216060274Punishment for living in London
>>216060287pretty based
>>216060229NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo0000000000 *dissolves into dust*
>>216060304Wah.
>>216060287this is the rare time that your post gets any (you)s
>>216060229Her name was Liz Truss mate. I’ve fallen for Liz Truss
>>216060311MY WILLY
>>216058797Shes vile
>>216060287mad how nothing gets done, if I was his manager I’d be arranging a 121 to discuss his responsiveness and how we can improve it
>>216060312
right incels i’m off to drinkstoil with friendbergs. toodalloo
>>216060360you're vile
black history month OCTOBER 9th everyone stopped giving a shit about black history (before this date)
>>216060375bet he administered vex onyx on her
>this thing ACTUALLY happened fuck off
His wife’s children? He was a cuck?
Also Janny, I’m already ban evading. You banned me 2 weeks ago for a month (once again for ban evading) you are a cancerous parasite (indian)
>>216060404thats the janny done, then
Samsung 14 inch goonbook has been dispatched let's fucking gooooo!
>>216060435cant go wrong if you spend enough money on it such is the Chinese
Janny taking fire
>>216060396feel bad for it but I burst out laughing at>He told her daughters to 'cover up', her son to 'stop drinking', and raped herreckon that last one might be slightly worse, mr journalist
https://www.su.se/english/news/unexpected-patterns-in-historical-astronomical-observations-1.855042reflective objects in orbit before the first satellite launch
>>216060435I mean Asian. the Chinese brands are the same
get it madewont warn you again
>>216060456>reset your routernow every isp provides a dynamic ipmany only provide a static ip
>>216060456Some people (Virgin customers) have fixed IPs
Dua Lipa stinky feet
https://youtu.be/2aE695AfeOI
>>216060449Got it free with my galaxy s25 ultra. Might upgrade phones yearly now because all the cool gifts and discounts. I'm on pip anyway.
nigga pays to be virgin omds
>>216060499how do i get pip
>>216060489>>216060491For me? It’s EE. Their wifi is mega cheap and they do dynamic IPs.
>>216060491BT haven't given me a static IP though
webuyanywilly.com
Spainnonce alert: Spaki is cultivating a new character who is 'on PIP', vaguely inspired by Seaside Mark. This is why he keeps bringing it up at every opportunity.
>>216060529I dont care
>>216060529let him have his little characterhe's got nothing else on"full pip the lads"
>>216060529yea? Post it on tattle don’t care
>>216060529Sounds interesting. I'm sure it will rattle quite a few of the lads that frequent this general.
>>216060529He's so tediously transparent isn't he?
webuyanysexarse.com
let me know when 190 is back or anyone of actual note
>>216060493ONE SNIFF IS ALL IT TAKES
>>216060604>>216060604>>216060604
>>216060529Thought it was a bit on the nose.
>>216060512Apply and have medical evidence tvack your claim. I failed uni twice and got fired a few times so the spacker assessors saw I'm not just a layabout I'm just retarded. Most people fail because they can function.
>>216060606What the fuck is that
unfunny cunt of the year award
>>216060517Just got propositioned to switch to them from talk talk on the weekend. They will match my price, send me a new stronger router, pay my exit fee and they own the lines which they will be upgrading to fibre to triple my speed next year apparently
tvacking the fuck out my willard
>>216060604>>216060604migrate when ready
What do u niggas eat to get full
>>216060646Yeah that’s what happened to me. I made the switch and it was unironically a lot better. Fuck Virgin. Utter shite.
toil donenow to rdr2 and some hunting
>>216060678not even a brit you thick bastard
>>216060679yer dad's arse
>>216060690>RDR2 is 7 years oldI don't feel too good...
>>216060707
you lot are fucking thick
>>216060717>>216060717>>216060717NEW
Where is the bastard bloody new? What the fuck am I paying you for?
im horse