Do it properly next time edition
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Scary stuff
alri boggy lad
Good evening my fellow zutt sluts
>You must not set off fireworks between 11pm and 7am, except for:>Bonfire Night, when the cut off is midnight>New Year’s Eve, Diwali and Chinese New Year, when the cut off is 1amWhy does Diwali get more lenient rules then our own traditions?
>>216067365Z
should’ve just gone bed what’s the point in a new
i smell a little bit mildewy
>>216067323What a strange manIn other news the cabinet office refuses to reveal what their spending on social media influence entails
Did he really think we were going to post in one without the subject?
reminder :)
>>216067323a bosh
I’d lick the skids out of Emma Watson’s knickers.
What do you order?
>>216067404>>216067323Should be shot
>>216067365goida? goida.
He's here...
erm...lads?
Had a lovely walk 'round the block with mumberg and scowled at every driver who didnt slow down and give us adequate walking space
>>216067396>>216067365puccia lost, get over it
>>216067421corrr boggy laaad where you find this lol
>>216067436his fat arse would just absorb the bullet and bounce it back to you like in cartoons
>>216067438Why does he look like that
>>216067438
have you hit the wall lads
The government has just given the Chagos islands to China and the bbc are refusing to report on it, going on about Prince Andrew instead
>>216067443roaring
>>216067433hello Ariana Homosexual how's things?
>>216067449russia won actually, butthurt troon
based irish patriotshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c629zg8v8jpo
>>216067475remarkably accurate
Katie Lam is wife material
>>216067488I'm not her I'm waiting for her to come back :(
im tired lads, anyone you know how to get a gun so i can finally die in peace
>>216067507i want her to dominate me and call me a naughty boy
Might order my own copyDoes reading it in the original French add anything?
>>216067323>>216067404Big John is complete scum
>>216067519Get your arse in a church pew lil nigga
>>216067508>heroh deary me
>>216067507Yeah I love how she's suddenly very anti-immigration despite being Boris Johnson's adviser during the Boriswave and praised it at the time
bluds been posting for 15 hours and decides right I’ve got them where I want them, time to pull out the Belgium flag for my days
>>216067323he is labour's equivalent of zia yusufzia = pet pakibig john = pet gammon
>>216067519you’ll have to become a roadman if you want to find a gun. or a tarq that goes clay pigeon shooting
Having a few drinks since it's my birthday. Got a nice bottle of gin from sisterberg
Genuinely lads, where are all the women and children?
>>216067569Somebody bout to get zutted
inventing a 25th hour
>>216067592fighting the wars, they come from a very liberal society where the patriarchy has been dismantled
>>216067560>noooo nooo you can't change your mind because.... well you just can't!!!Pathetic
>>216067588Happh birthday
>>216067632here?
>>216067592they're coming to impregnate your women and their children will be fully Bri'ish if you disagree you're racist o algo
>>216067632what general will you go to when 4chan is banned here?
Trump needs to pardon Susan Lorincz
>>216067634what's this from?
>>216067633sc
>>216067569why are they heremake it make sense
Oi'm Oirish
>>216067644Thanks mate
>>216067684Lol
>>216067683you’ll be on your own tho lad
>>216067673reeks of glow
>>216067673mental you could just be out and about walking home from tesco and get murdered because your government decided importing some actual subhuman goat herder from Waziristan into a small english city was a good idea
>>216067682Not sure mate it's a bit of a mystery
>>216067713genuinely criminal that these blatant lies can be spread with zero repercussionseven if you're a rorke you'd have to be thick as pig shit to believe that headline
>>216067600
>>216067742it's literally true
Er ist hier...
It's kicking offIT'S KICKING OFF
suddenly i seesome niggas that i don't like
>>216067711they have dumped the detritus of the third world on our streets and expect us to pretend to like itmaddening times
>>216067771Did your dad recover from the cancer? Hope so, though I doubt it.
>>216067771there’s probably about 3 people who care enough to pay for a pass & vpn, not many people are that sad
sir derek trotter
>>216067713ah yes believing ragebait.
>>216067803>interinter what?
>>216067759how. so.
>>216067813I only use it on my phone because it’s here and available and easy, I will simply fuck off and read something else lol
poo hooting
>>216067813what do you think about heatherdem being in his late 30s?
wew ladhttps://xcancel.com/fatima_gunning/status/1980718345608733075#m
>ah yes believing ragebait.
>>216067395It's part of the masterplan to.replace white people
>>216067847
Big brain chap in the pub was talking about how if reform win they could just cancel the election, not sure that's a good idea...
>>216067750Boomer meme
cant even get a fucking gun in this fucking cunt, cant a man kill himself in peace
>>216067742yes ok leftypol just bury your head in the sand everything will be fine.
>>216067803forgot there was footy on tonight fs looks like some beezer matches too
>>216067873Cheer up
Sir Biomass Shambler
>>216067803wtf was PSV popping off for?
When are we all going to admit there is a problem?
>>216067482No, not the Chagos islands where anglo-saxons have been inhabiting since right after the romans left!
>>216067742Yeah you are definitely not German
>>216067625That argument would be valid if she wasn't still a Tory.
2026... year of the midwestern gf....
>>216067833Did you know that inter was originally used to signify that the sports team was open to foreign players? As opposed to players from one ethnic or racial group. Mad.
>>216067921reddits fine yeah, no good for posting but I don’t mind reading on there
>>216067833inter your mums arse
>>216067897PSV were also playing bonkers football last year and the year before too. They've won the title twice in a row in holland.
IT LOOMS
>>216067411does she know that browns are just as patriarchical as the colonists
>>216067835Try reading
>>216067385this is what happened to me, though i wasn't able to prove it
>>216067965I've read that you're a massive poof.
>>216067965reading what?
bovine boriswave biomass
>>216067972
>>216067385this happened to rorke but he admitted to it anyway
>>216067395at our student house we set a load off at 5am on a tuesdya morning
what if we were to set up a discord once we’re blocked
>sitting in an air conditioned apartment eating fresh fruit out of season on pillows filled with the softest feathers on the planet>I HATE THIS! I WISH WE WERE BACK IN THE TIMES WHEN US BROWNS WOULD SACRIFICE CHILDREN TO THE SUN SO THAT HOPEFULLY WE'D NOT STARVE TO DEATH NEXT YEARwhy are they all like this?
>>216067323He looks like he has some immigrant blood in him himself
>>216067989I'll give you 3 guesses>>216067986I've read that you post 'p, spaki
>>216067887give me your gun yank ill pay you whatever i got money take it all
>>216067929no didn’t know that >>216067950sc
>>216068000Good for you rorke :)
>>216068000Why
>>216068015he's got a fair bit of chinese in him i know that much
autistically unnerved and agitated by youtube changing their UI because im a sperg who dislikes change
>>216068044
>>216068042literally just to be stereotypical awful students/for snapchat
>>216068044heh
>>216068055spaki liked breaking bad
erm rorke they're not giving the high quality housing stock away to asylum seekers completely, they're just letting them live in them you racist prick!
>>216068066Did it make you feel like a big man?
>>216068066why werent you having sex instead?
>>216068021I've got several and would still opt for a bridge like a chad
>>216068018who do you think you are the fucking riddler
Yeah i'm gonna take my zutts to the old town MoThey're gonna ride 'til they can't no moreGonna take my zutts to the old town MoThey're gonna ride 'til they can't no moreI got the zutties in the backCheeks are getting clappedSlutty to the maxYeah the prophet's getting bla-a-ackedRiding on a camelZutts all in my buttholeI been in the desertGettin' gang banged by some zutt bullsMuhammad is getting zuttedProphet getting zuttedMuhammad is getting zuttedProphet getting zuttedRidin' on the prophetHe ain't in the closetCall the bank of MoZutty's makin' a depositMy life is a movieBiggest fan's AbdulyProphet sure is fruityZutt cocks in his bootyMuhammad is getting zuttedProphet getting zuttedMuhammad is getting zuttedProphet getting zuttedYeah i'm gonna take my zutts to the old town MoThey're gonna ride 'til they can't no moreGonna take my zutts to the old town MoThey're gonna ride 'til they can't no moreFace down, sand town, livin' in a mud hutSend a lot of zutties to this zesty butt slutZutty is to prophet, what burgers are to amerimuttRidin' on Muhammad in the desert finna bust nutGot five zutts, Muhammad feels fineWhen the show starts Abdullah sits behind the lineWish I could roll on back to that old town MoZutts wanna ride 'til they can't no moreYeah i'm gonna take my zutts to the old town MoThey're gonna ride 'til they can't no moreGonna take my zutts to the old town MoThey're gonna ride 'til they can't no morehttps://vocaroo.com/1h2Dvo8UGYnW
>>216067957Storm’s going to hit us with two ropes before emptying out whatever's left the dirty bastard
gf used the expression "canary in the cold mine" today but I managed to control myself, hold my tongue, and not correct her
Screaming
>>216068044taut quip
can everyone not mention having gfs plsmakes me feel bad
>>216068124you don't have a girlfriend?even i've got one and i'm on the register
>>216068101Meme’s kinda dead now :/
What do you think
>>216068107MATE I have to constantly hold my tongue cos my gf is constantly chatting shite and saying things wrong. Felt your post on a spiritual level
>>216068107would’ve lamped the ditzy bint on the spot stupid whore
>>216068149Sure thing rasheed
>>216068110one of those things that bully will remember from time to time and chuckle to himself
it's disingenuous they're not giving them new £300k townhousesthey're actually just giving them new £300k townhouses to live inwhich is completely fine rorke
>>216068079is it good? I remember watching some of it years ago but never got too far in and it was alright
>Meme’s kinda dead now :/
I agree with leftypol’s point that people should live in their native lands. Throw every non-Native American and non-black South African into the sea and in exchange anyone not of Anglo-Saxon extraction living in the UK should return home immediately. We interbred with the Celts so we are as native if not more native than the Native Americans who were from Asia so calling us immigrants is not an argument unless they’re immigrants too.
>>216068155Sir ULEZ Khan won’t like that
>>216068180saar
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ4ZSh0BKes
odds: 300gevens: 400mg
>>216068143autism innitalso quite ugly
>>216068175>>216068110we had a kid in school who insisted he was allergic to crisps and when everyone started throwing crisps at him in the changing room he screeched and ran out lmao
>>216068190
>>216068189Oh I didn’t even think about ulez
>>216068092what a womanly way to die of a bridge, not to mention you got a high chance of surviving. give me one of your guns fatty you can get another tired of this dreary existence
>>216068173
>>216068207had a kid in mine who claimed she was allergic to squeezy yogurts and someone chased her around our form room with a froob while she was screeching and cryingthis was in secondary school too
>>216067873can get a rope from b&q
Cmon homie we major
>>216068084no we all laughed about it though>>216068089you think me and my deano mates were like you do you?
>>216068179it’s ok to be honest. mogs most tv slop
>>216068243not very deano if you're not shagging as a student tbqh mate
stand firm!
>>216068256
The funny thing is the site is actually real lmao. Zutted.com
>>216068229cackled at this, i forgot froobs existed
>>216068256feel bad for girls with hooked noses like the one on the rightvery unaryan and very unfeminine
>>216068261why does the monke simply throw his faeces? is he stupid??
>>216068261me at 8 years old when a stranger tells me he has sweeties in his van
>>216068268do you get froobs in spain? or are you a brit living out there/on a vpnlove spanish supermarkets and products, mercadona is up there with carrefour as one of the greats
>>216068285its spaedo
What a beautiful day here in 'regon
>>216068271as a lover of noses, I quite like an unorthodox nose. Or I guess in this case, since we're discussing hooked noses, maybe I should say an ORTHODOX nose haha get it?
>>216068257retard
>>216068285mumberg moved us where when I was 13, carrefour is a bit more bougie than mercadona
The new 'ankulahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SdlYV1cZQ8
>>216068291i dont keep up with namefagging thread celebrities so that means nothing to me
they used to have pop vansa bloke in a van who would drive around and you could buy pop from him and he'd take the emptiesdon't have them anymore
>>216068297imagine not shagging as a student kek
>>216068328cancelled due to woke no doubt
>>216068328do in glasgow, he has plenty of coke
>>216068267Quite like this meme, I knew about it a while ago though because I watch Christian apologists when I'm bored
you know what's really scary? young kids near the road. they will just run headling out into the road with nary a thought. you basically have to have a hold on them at all times just in case they attempt to fucking kill themselves.
I’ll tell you something, there’s nothing better than a good cozy toilet. Just in time for my 5:00 PM constitutional. If you eat plenty of fiber you’ll use less toilet paper and have to wipe less. It’s all part of the great American pastime of taking a good shit.
>>216068348On the bright side, think of the GDP
>>216068348kids are so fucking stupid especially babies. utter fucking retards
>>216068301lucky thing wish my mumberg got us out of the uk while we could. mercadona is great though love any product from the continent. even their packaging is less tacky than ours.
>>216068348dogbert attempts that when she sees a cat or squirl
I heard you calling on the megaphoneYou wanna see me all aloneAs legend has it, you are quite the pyroYou light the match to watch it blowIt's over she's over this is fucking terrible.
>>216068361errr
>>216068301Can you report on if Spaniards are as swarthy as this board would have you believe
I bought a 2003 Ford Focus Mk1 for £1500 back in 2016. It had 57k miles on it then and just recently hit 125k. No major issues since I bought it. Probably the most cost effective purchase of my life so far.
>>216068401Yeah?
>>216068302>fat scottish bloke famous for an unfunny edgy joke made 10 years ago reads a news article and looks at the camera sternly going "yeah." every time something relevant comes upmight as well ask the bloke who delivered my post for his opinion on things it'll have just as much insight and intelligent thought behind it
>>216067914stick your head in the sand then
>>216068419probably has had everyone you've ever met secretly judging you negatively for it though. fair play if you genuinely don;t care
no one:absolutely no one:not a single soul:rorke: im eepy
>>216068457If you’re going to pretend to be foreign you need to not speak with British lingo
>>216068415hit and miss, some are some aren't
Mad how just being in the presence of fit girls gives you vitality
>>216068493um x
Just sauteed some onions, were very nicemay take up cooking as a hobby
>>216068465It's been joked about plenty at work since I'm fairly senior and well paid but I just say that at this point I intend to run it into the ground.
>>216068493rorke a cutie when he wants to be
And here I sit with the dark haired daughter of Southwest ArkansasAnd I've been learning that believing and that barely breaking evenIt's just a part of life for you and meAnd I've been living with the loneliness, it's got down in my bones I guessIt's just another phase of being free
one of my vapes is near empty and the other tastes horrible. i was going to persevere but now i think i might just throw it away.
>>216068535Weird but suppose it’s not that different over here. For every blond blue eyed scandi looking bloke there’s one who looks like Will from Inbetweeners. Probably less common though.
>>216067433What is she doing in the back of mikey caravan?
>>216067560Ah yes, the boriswave, the implementation of a masterplan to introduce mass migration to our local fauna
stuck two fingers up my bum now im smelling my fingers
make the new /birt/
>>216068566UM x
Just saw an ESL retard moment
>>216068611smells like garlic, i presume
>>216068623we're about fifty messages away settle down we'll be alright, okay babes? x
love me some tunes https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs?si=dezSwmMG28aSIDHZ
whats the purpose of tiktoks and new internet video formats looping? whats the advantage? infinite scroll is already what keeps people on the platform and addicted which increases the ads they see. but looping video doesn't do that. it just shows them the same video again and no new ads
Dua Lipa taking off her stinky boots after a long sweaty day
scromge
my cock pong is somewhat of an acquired taste
https://youtu.be/a92tS_mUjmU?t=46
Pooa Peepa
mad how moo deng poo peng gay porn cock pong
>>216068704posted it again award
Need a whiff of Emma Watson’s arse pong.
Bed in ten mins
not seen much about moo deng recentlyis she still fleshlight sized
i am the bull man. care to call my raise?
Im a country boy at heart
going to the cinema to watch five nights at freddys 2 in december
>>216068790Grow up
On the Peng Cock PongWhere the Corrs go Mong!and the woglets all say POO!There's a Gay Porn TwinkWhere the feet all Stink!And the poltards gisser gasser joos
>>216068742why does he do it?
>>216068807In a crowded field, this post stands alone as the worst of the thread.
>>216068805Quiet virgin
seize the moment dublin
remembering my gimmick i used to do in here where i'd go "aroo" and you'd all without fail reply "awoo!"
I have officially quit weed forever
>>216068858till tomorrow, old friend
>>216068858A clue gained
>>216068656it removes the stopping cue of a finished video so you don't have to impetus to stop using the appworks the same way as autoplay/infinite scroll, you never want to give the user a convenient place to disengage
>>216068858i just vaped weed not a minute ago haha
>>216068878STOP smoking weed! It's bad for your lungs...
>>216068888like i said i'm a vapist
talking to trannys online.honestly feels good to feel wanted by someoone
>>216068866Not really I quit on Saturday morning
>>216068899Me too. Big vapist myself. Can't help it
>>216068827thank you x
>>216068878Hey Canada, who are you rooting for in the World Series?
>>216068834Didn't ask for your tinder profile description mate.
>>216068904no you didnt, you just slowed down
i vape and i vape and i just can't stopeverywhere i go, i vape
https://youtu.be/XEdqdqERHyM?si=wp1THOAOD5p4joDV
>>216068888You're okay with eating it?
>>216068916baseball is shit
>>216068934wow 2 months in a row
nobody ever addresses the massive difference between the "didn't get enough breastfeeding" tit guys and the "breastfed too long" tit guyswe are not the same
>>216068888https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFk5NpqnW4o
>>216068952scr
>>216068956whats the difference? i know i "didn't get enough breastfeeding" because my mother told me
>>216068956what did the arse guys suck to get their fetish
Gimmicks make me laugh quite a lot, mainly because I think it's hilarious that somebody would go out of their way to post the same thing every thread or every day. Poo smells poster is mental.
>>216068984Nothing it’s just called having high testosterone you wouldn’t know about it skinny wrist faggot
>>216068984dad's tits
tbf my feet are quite smelly lol
>>216067323Immigration good because what about the pizzas. Classic argumentation from the early 2000s, it won't be missed.
mental that the queen is deaddoesnt seem 5 minutes since she was alive3 years already
>Nothing it’s just called having high testosterone you wouldn’t know about it skinny wrist faggot
new passport arrives tomorrowit will be blue, of coursea sign of the times
>>216068805whats wrong with thatgoing to have a great tine
I came here to post this
I came to this
Van Morrison is honorary dixie
>>216069070still got me red onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mxeOxVG2jg
gonna get the new posted then?you fatfucking piece of shit
>>216069103same
NEW>>216069115>>216069115>>216069115
>>216067385jesus christ
