The /cum/ situation editionPrevious: >>216065397
IM CUMMING
If you gotta share it then it ain't really yours
might hit an afternoon goonwe'll see
>>216069985
People say open relationships are bad for the sake of the people who are in the open relationships. It's like calling people incel or whatever because they're telling you to not drive off a cliff. Whatever, cucks gotta learn the hard way
>>216070107you said this in the last thread dipshit
>>216070082This is what America is about, hail Trumpler!!!!!!!!! thank you
>>216070080why would they go to India when they just go to Toronto
>>216070128And I'm saying it again Gonna piss and shit on yourself?
what if we put everyone here in chastity cages and pumped them full of estrogen for science of course
In the USA right now and I cannot handle how much hotter these young American college students are than my wifeHoly FUCK getting old SUCKS
it's not your relationship so you could also just mind your own business you know
>>216070154they are chad only
>>216070154
>>216070154Welcome to madison wisconsin
>>216070159You could mind your business when others don't mind their business >>216070164The tall one in blacks face pisses me off and idk why
literally the fucking thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYRwHTlz5fc
>>216070162I used to be Chad....>>216070164Yes exactly thin white busty bubbly cute fun and so on 216070169KYS tripfag
>>216070183This is based. If you say otherwise you're an incel chud who can't get laid who needs to touch grass who is bitter towards women and misogynistic
>>2160702150/8 b8
imagine pissing out your ass and shitting out your dick
>>216070164ALL OF THEM SITTIN ON MY FAAAACE
>>216070228how is it b8 if people jason actively adopt this lifestyle? thank you
I am Chad
can someone bully my balls
>>216070247You're welcome
>>216070247Jason is a virgin with no friends who never leaves his house, he doesn't adopt any lifestyle beyond shitposting and jerking off to anime while wearing his mom's panties
>>216070256huh? no
>>216070256
>>216070287Why not
Women are repulsed by me
>>216070278>jerking off to anime while wearing his mom's pantiesnewsflash: jason is gay
>>216070253Chad, from the Japanese, Chaddu, from the Russian, Chadditsky, from the Greek Chaddopolous, from the Italian, Chaddini, from the Brazilian, Chadizinho, from the German, Chadmeister thank you
>>216070295HNNNNNNG IM CYOOMING IT'S ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH FUCK MY FUCKING DICK FUCK FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK
Lums bra, Jason and spinster stuck in a elevator
>>216070297im not gay
>>216070138that's literally an indian food festival.the fact that only jeets showed up shows how littel everyone else in the city cares for them
You now remember total biscuit
Repeat after me:You will never get married.You will never have sex without paying for it.You will die alone.You will never go on a date.You will always be seen as creepy.You will never father children.You have disappointed your parents.You are damaged by your loneliness beyond repair.Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists.You will never make breakfast for two.Women can sense you are damaged.No one will be there for you, you won't be there for anyone.Regrets and thoughts of missed chances will always be there with you.You are this generation's boogeyman.You are getting older and you are beginning to notice it.It's too late to turn things around.Your distractions will not fulfill you.There is no place for you in a society that values achievement above all.A girl will never smile at you.Blind anger is as pathetic as despair.You are the genetic scum that gets washed out with every generation.Natural selection will not have mercy on you.Your remaining friends are starting lives of their own.You are being sold false hope.It's too late to achieve the milestones you missed.You will never get your youth back.No one is coming to save you.No one cares.There is no way out.It will not get better.It's over.It never began.
>>216070331There is a thick dome of visible odour keeping everyone else out
>>216070351yep, das me
What does Lum's bra smell like
>>216070331this is poignant because they always use food as an excuse for why thirdie immigration is "good". literally no one besides jeets enjoys their disgusting sloppa.
>>216070331I would have went just for a chance to pick up jeeta pussy
I wish all coomers on /int/ who make threads to glaze random thot #89746532 would just get their own containment general
>>216070351
>>216070278>He doesn't adopt any lifestyle, except from the fact that he adopts this lifestyleBro is drunker than the chicks frat boys roofie thank you
Bloodlines 2 isn't even an rpg, it's a dialogue heavy action game
>>216070376They wouldn't fuck off to it
>>216070376>you can't suffer in [country] because [random whore]
>>216070189
>>216070351based
>>216070372Looks like cow shit mixed with cow piss.
>>216070363I literally consider the bitch to be white. She has fair skin, blue eyes and pink nipples, so basically, the smell of any hot white girl's tits thank you
>>216070398I hope she makes that face the moment just before her black boyfriend beats her for the first time
I wish I was shorter and not a 6'2 giant. I'm serious. I'm a fucking degenerate who likes to act like a faggot in bed with other women sometimes. I wish I was a nice height where I can experiment more instead of automatically being deemed as the top. Does an incel want my height? I can cut off my legs for you if that helps.
>>216070393you can't suffer in America because of the neverending high-quality SUPPLY of pink pussy
why doesn't Lum'sBra fuck some white BITCHES
Good golly Miss Molly!
>>216070376trvke, the yellow fever threads get tiresome after a while. It's like /gif/ without the bbc spam
>>216070393As bad as that is, they're not even bothering to do that anymore. Was just in a thread like this:>no actual message, just a ".">1 pic of said random thot>just a sprinkle of replies>all coomers going awooga but with funny-colored flags>gets bumped to the top of the catalog every 30 minutesIt's all so tiresome
>>216070400uma delicia
>>216070351I just disagree
if you disagree with me you're gay
India houses almost half the population of the whole planet and you tellin me a big portion of them are doing shit like this? >>216070470
>>216070514I agree with you, that means your gay
>216070419no (You) for larp but you foster zero interest in men shorter than you, subconsciously or otherwise
>>216070514I was in a math lecture today and the teacher is a mega lesbian, she said you shouldn't call straight lines straight because by definition, lines are already straight so thank you
drinking on a weekday again
>>216070470Urine is full of waste products from the body.Cow piss is probably really unhealthy.
>>216070543werent you in colombia?
>>216070464
>>216070529not just the ones in India either, but the ones coming to live in my cuntI wonder how long Mexico will remain immune to the jeet menace. Would actually be fantastic to see the cartels sort them out.
>>216070559ok?
beef stroganoff for dinner.
>>216070559r/VinceMcmahon
This comic is powerful
>>216070595what do you think about that
>>216070578they don't willingly move to countries that were already browned
>>216070578they won't ever come to latam, too far away and not rich enough
>>216070598
>>216070609Óbviamente você não conhece são paulo ou o sul do brasil
>>216070598stroganoff this dick if u know what i mean
>>216070626tem indiano nessas partes?
>>216070558what ive never been to the states
>haha I like video games also I shoehorn my politics/sexuality into everywhere it's not relevant just like loud flair at Bennigan'swhy are people like this
>>216070604this but it's a chud instead of a tranny and they're actually in an evil fascist death cult and deserve the death penalty
>>216070657Tá cheio de chineses e indianos, brasileiro é burro em matemática aí
>>216070670seethe chud
>>216070670americans are seriously fucked in the head, they literally can't enjoy shit anymore with so much brainrot from politics
you're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback
>>216070668isnt this you? >>216069492why did your flag change? vpn?
>>216070605it's the same as in 4chan coomer threads but on Redditgo ahead and think it's some huge gotcha and that I'm a Redditor if that makes you feel better
bros
Did you guys know Dallas is full of Muslims? As soon as you get off the plane you get yelled at by muzzles in hijabs telling you what line to get in.
>>216070688eu sei q são paulo tem muito imigrante de toda parte do mundo e de fato tem uns chinês aqui e acolá, mas indiano eu nunca vi
>>216070697I just thought it was funny, chill the victim complex
>colombia>a state
>>216070705honestly I like your enthusiasm but I've had frozen pecans in ice cream and they are never good. always extremely dry and dusty, taste like flavourless nuggets of cardboard. warm pecans on a pie are top tier though. also really good if a hot girl has sucked on them first and put them on her plate.
Post the picture of the towelhead police officer in brit who's about to arrest somebody for a mean tweet
>>216070718Tem de porrada agora. As empresas multinacionais não querem contratar brasileiros porque brasileiros são burros em matemática, até saiu matéria a respeito aí
>>216070723sorry ;_;
>>216070747no
>>216070718>>216070753stop speaking thirdie
>>216070736I don't know about that extra shit but yeah, just get an actual pecan pie and put vanilla ice cream on it
>>216070754interestinglet's see her butthole
>>216070754not trying to be a pain but this girl is not very attractive, she looks like a used up stripper with a meth addiction and herpes. i bet her pussy sucks too, probably giant flaps.
>>216070756It's ok
>>216070753You speak portuguese?
Just coombaya'd
>>216070696not me must be the other guy
>>216070789She is a horrid little goblin midget but her voice is pure sexo desu senpai
>>216070773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYK9NMUwKcM
>>216070753mas pra esse tipo de imigração é bem mais controlado, não acredito nunca q vai chegar num nível Canadá ou nem perto disso
>I'm gonna have to get jaw surgery before any woman finds me attractive
>>216070827go for it
>>216070827they still won't
>>216070826kkkkkkkkkkkk santa inocência de que região do brasil você é???????????????????
If there are only 2 Icelander men on Earth, does that mean that there are only 2 Icelander women?
n
>>216070789she gave me a burgette fetish
I'm on SSRIsI'm an alcoholicI'm a NEETI'm MexicanGo ahead and tell me how much better you are than me
>>216070817okay but chocolate pecan pie y/nI slightly prefer regular pecan pie, but could absolutely destroy a chocolate pecan one if I was in the mood
Anyone have a link to the /cum/ discord? The one with Clack, Placer, Cara, Toronto and CIA
>>216070852bicho tu acha q vai realmente lotar de indiano no Brasil? eu duvido, os caras preferem parar aqui e andar até os EUA do q ficar aqui
>>216070868Somewhat
>>216070884Vai andar no parque ibirapuera em são paulo num domingo
Sometimes I think you guys don't know anything about structuralism in linguistics
>>216070558Different guy
>>216070906Do you like Addison Rae?
>>216070925fuck you mean nigga
>>216070868how tall are you
>>216070853Yeah and they're both mine
>>2160709395'7
>>216070925Don't even know what that means
odds i goon to hentaievens i goon to traps
>>216070878NO, regular pecan pie is fine.
>>216070957taller than me by 1-2 inches desu
>>216070934I don't know who she is. If you're asking whether I find her attractive, based on her photos, I'd say somewhat, but I prefer women with lighter features. She's not particularly my cup of tea thank you
Mark Ruffalo is ugly
Mark Ruffles®
watching hasanabi
what about Mark Buffalo and he just get shot by Indians and turned into a winter coat
farting bigly
I think Youtube changed the appearance of their player controls and it's freaking me out
Chugs don't think about buffalo in between instances of public drunkenness challenge: Impossible
let's talk gooning
My balls smell musty
Bark Ruffalo
>>216071024they did change it, and it sucks as does every change Youtube has made over the past decade.
Evidently he was joking about it.
>>216071081Why did they hide the "save" button in another menu?I think that might be the most retarded change they made, there is no rational explanation for it.
is "Friends" more popular in Canada or is "Seinfeld" more popular
Fala, meus queridos
wondering if I should join the military as a support rolemaybe they'll train me to work on trucks or some shit and I could use that to become a diesel mechanic after I leave
>>216071134Neither has aired on TV in decades
>>216071115change for the sake of change, if you don't like it you're racist or something
addison rae is so sexy
>>216071152>Neither has aired on TV in decadesthey're both heavily syndicated but Seinfeld is objectively better and appeals to a wider audience. only women and gay men watch Friends.
You why some dumbfucks still think the moon landing footage is fake? The lack of atmosphere on the moon makes everything look closer and smaller than it actually is. The perception of depth is lost when you have nothing in between the observer and the mountains. That's why it looks weird. The mountains in the background look closer when in reality they're miles away.
I still think the haka is cool
>>216071144Oi>>216071154Eu nem sei quem ela é, é Brasileira?????????
what's everyone's favorite fetish? for me it's penis in vagina sex
>>216071178ela é americana mas acho q é parte venezuelana, daí q vem a beleza
>>216071189Getting spanked
Speak goddamn English or get the hell out!
>>216071153It is so fucking annoying I just want to save my favourite videos for later Nothing about that feature made me use YouTube less, if anything it made me use it MOREI hate them so much
>>216071191Eu gosto mais de meninas brancas, loiras de olho azul/verde e você aí???????????????????
>>216071211eu
speak american yew fuckin fagits
>>216071225>>216071211gosto de branca, mas prefiro as morenas com cara de india
Adoro uma loirinja
falem Tupi
Saw Ariana Grande and that black woman in motion on Dancing with the Stars just now and they are so ugly and ghoulish it's unreal Why are these freaks allowed on TV?
>Check news>"Harvard must open a network of trade schools or be fined $500 million">Close tab
uhh.. supa based and redpilled?
se você consegue ler isso você é um viado moreno que deveria morrer
watamelon
>>216071204>>216071236bigots
>Eu gosto mais de meninas brancas, loiras de olho azul/verde e você aí???????????????????
no thronesno crownsno kings
Free Luigi
I'm a Harvard trained plumber
Free Diddy
>>216071281Clown world
Free My Bowels (gonna take a fat fucking shit bro)
>>216070883Are none of these retards left here?
Now my new pilot is a pajeet, this shit isn't funny anymore!!!!!!!!!
>>216070692Americans are going enjoy alot of things.
>>216071211branca só presta se for loira com bundão
>>216071326RIP
>>216071281I think he's just mad about his son getting rejected from Harvard
>>216071342It was nice knowing some of you guys
>>216071326hmmm woman or jeet pilot?
lol this nigga flying in poojeet airlines.
Orangeman might free diddy
farts are stinky today
Boy, i sure hope that's fireworks
>>216071361jeet because he could be high caste
>>216071388could be worse
>>216071361No idea The flight is going to leave late too
>>216071281I forgot who the top guy isreminds me of a former news anchor on the local station in Iowa
>>216071400kek was not expecting that
>>216071410
>>216071377yuck
>>216071435Trvke
belly emptyballs fullquite grim
>>216071435LOL
>>216071435oh fuck I forgot he graduated from Iowa too, lmaocheap fucker didn't donate to our NIL
>>216071435Cringe
>>216071435lmfao weegee BTFO
I'm 5'10 barefoot and have been heightfrauding for the past 5 or so years. I gain about 2.5 inches over other people wearing shoes (Air Maxes + 1 inch insole lifts). I claim I'm 6'1 and have never been once called out on it or questioned. I inflate it further on dating apps and say I'm 6'2.
>>216071455There is a way to fix that if you don't mind the taste of cum
>>216071626enjoy hell forever for lying… hope the fat whales you pulled were worth it
I wear Air Maxes too
>>216071653player hater
Overheard the coffee gals talking about some guy that was leaving on his motorcycle just as I walked up to the stand. One of them was practically gushing. Makes me wonder what it would have been like it I got into this when I was 15 years younger
uh black bros?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761079950663495.webm
>>216071687Nothing because you're ugly lol
>sitting here in my underwear scratching my balls watching TV for hours>look over and notice the window to my hotel is directly across from an apartment full of female university students Fuck my nigger life oh my god
>>216071705Definately not
>>216071696>street fights on concretehard to believe people just let themselves get murdered like this still
>>216071714When I was a teen I used to take my girlfriends over to my place and fuck them on the couch because my mom was always away at work. It wasn't until much later that I realized there is basically a direct, clear view from our coutch strait into my neighbors living room across the way. It was a sweet old lady too. I'm hoping her eye sight wasn't so good
If we were all genderswapped, who would be the baddest bitch
pussy nipples
why is mugshot called mugshot
>>216071696looks like he tripped and got heemed by the fall
I dislike finnish posters
>>216071759They're watching television and chatting too I hope they didn't see me Guess this is one way to find out I definitely don't have a humiliation fetish
>>216071764it’s a shot of your mug
>>216071764It's a picture (shot) of your mug (face)
>>216071773what is the etymology behind the term "mugshot", pertaining to the picture they take of an arrested person?
>>216071791>>216071788Why does mug mean face
>>216071788>>216071791thank you that makes sense, but >>216071804
Are we on team N30n or team Doherty
>>216071825AI OverviewThe slang term "mug" for face comes from 18th-century drinking vessels that were shaped like or painted with grotesque human faces. This connection grew so strong that "mug" became a slang term for a face, particularly an unattractive or "ugly" one.
some teenage(?) girl with cookie monster-tier pajamas was following me around the clothing store today. no idea what she wanted but i want to be left me alone, i'm autistic!!!
>>216071827I'm team DILDOS
yo it's tessa brooksthe competition shookthese guys up on mei got em with the hook
>>216071829I see, thank you
>>216071842I'm guessing she was latina
>>216071887no she was white as snow, probably bosnian
Showing my dad Chainsaw Man fanart
Did you know Bunny is a rider?
>cookie monster-tier pajamasWhat does this even mean?
>>216071918iykyk
>>216071918Fat also mexican and walked the mile during PE class
>Hostilities recommenced on October 17, 1428. One of the three bombards that the English had just installed at Saint-Jean-le-Blanc,>[...]>caused some damage in the city and killed "a woman named Belle" near the postern gate of Chesneau.it has to suck having that be your only mark in history
this afternoon i ate too much trail mix and have been incapacitated and laid out in bed since
>>216071918
*sees you in the street and starts beatboxing aggressively*
>>216071918white trash women
>>216071962Constipation?
>>216071979general lethargy
not many people know this btw
>>216071977https://youtu.be/eP8NJRRi2d4?si=env0zicPUih66KJi
>>216071924Obviously I don't know >>216071934Hmm
>>216071989the missile knows
cute very slightly chubby mexican girl gave me a handjob on the bus during a field trip to make her boyfriend jealous then he was like "she's a whore so I don't care I'm not taking her back" and she got mad and never talked to me again
>mfw people write "defiantly not" instead of definitely
niggas really just pull memories from their past then rewrite them and share them with strangers like they give a shit
>>216072005that thing would outrun any soviet piece of shit of the day and doesn't afraid of anything
One time a girl fell asleep next to me on the bus, no I didn't do anything
>>216072041I do give a shit thougheverbeit
One time a girl sat next to me on the bus
ummm so like this ONE TIME at band camp
I was the camp counselor and all the girls had the hots for me
>>216072041t. No life loser who has nothing interesting to share with anyone
do you guys think the Monogatari girls who aren't real girls have to take mad shits like real girls do
kids who went to camp got molested fr no cap
>>216072090true I'm not going to blog to strangers that need to live vicariously through other strangers
>>216072104I went to a Christian camp when I was in my early teens and was hoping the older girls counselling would molest meAlas nothing happened
Did the Nazis name themselves after AshkeNAZI Jews
I'm not hornyposting anymore.I've decided that it's inappropriate
>>216072132the gay men drugged you and fugged you
need a bullet in my head
>>216072189No, you don't
What's Arc Raiders
>>216072132the Canadian has too much of a moral spine for pornographic fantasies to occur
>>216072187I doubt it Could barely sleep while I was there because it was so uncomfortable
>>216072200Yes I do
>>216072201How about Dark Raiders and it's a game about the Atlantic slave trade
>>216071908He asked me why I like it
I constantly get static shocks on things, am I sicko mode or something?
George Washington was 6'2" and the average male height at the time was around 5'7". Dude must've seemed like a literal giant to everyone.
>>216072208Many such cases
>>216072229You know the average male height right now is like 5'8 right
Why are there so many Jewish DJs
>>216072213They should've made that the woke assassins creed game
>>216072245only because asians, jews, midgets, and jeets skew that number
>>216072245Spics caused this
>>216072245for whites it's 5'10
>>216072251Rezz is the only DJ I know of and I don't know if she's Jewish but I like her
>>216072229He was 6'8" and weighed a fucking ton
>>216072279i think it's closer to 5'11 o algo
How do I grow my calves?>>216072251The jewish kid I went to high school with tried to become a dj/rapper
>>216072288Lincoln mogs
>>216072296Legs or cows?
I need to fight zoomers while wearing stilts to feel better about myself
new >>216072304
Head to toe in lululemon today
>>216072242I heard that at least outside the larger cities, when you order a man to fix your boiler he actually fixes your boiler
What are you on about
going to a museum tomorrow with parentbergs im hyped
>>216072288hahaha Neely
>what're yu onaboat bud
>apply for new passport because existing one expired>they send me a new one>1-2 weeks later they send me my old one>with nothing but a template note stating they sent it back because they had to update my records in their systemwhy did this happen, what the fuck am I supposed to do with my old one
>>216071234No livro memórias postumas de brás, o protagonista, após acabar com sua relação com Marcela (mulher cujo ele gastava muito dinheiro da senpaiíliacom jóias, então o pai o mandou a portugal estudar, assim quebrando a relação) entra em uma relação com Virgíliia, esposa de lobo neves. O deputado arquiinimigo do protagonista.
