Asian chicks tits edition
>>216071509You're obsessed with her mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9G1LlBxYPc
https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleBellyinflation/Any other lads into preggo porn?Cor, this'll do the trick just as well.
who is homealone?
off to an awful start i must say and i dislike those who comment on the quality of this thread but for this one I really must air my thoughts
>>216071543A Christian Landlordpbuh
>>216071543The sequel in New York was better mate
in the pre-covid days I'd go for a little walk to the 24 hour Tesco right about this time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_suicide_in_Demmin
Just saw a pull-ups commercial and they made the piss Aryan and the poo brown
Wish mongs would put more thought into OP pictures. Now we're going to have all sorts of unsavoury flags in this thread
>>216071530Gooning beyond repair
>>216071564What would you get? Were there any other freaks in at this time?
>>216071570You do know aryans were brown people from India right
I've got me arse out lads
wanking my arse with that lads arse
think mum has clocked that i'm on the verge of suicide so she's being extra nice to me
Ariana Grande is hideous
>>216071600This is a chip shop mate
>>216071618
>>216071568mad how all the articles on this subject are only a few years old
>>216071613Told mumberg I wanted to end it up once so she ordered a chippy tea to try and cheer me up
https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/crisparchive05people will collect anything
>>216071613kek this is the only reason I'm still employed
erm...lads?
>>216071641based mum
>>216071648corrr
spent all day on duck duck go looking up halloween costumes the duck can dress up in
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760945490976068.webm
>>216071688she was so fit in the first two movies
>>216071688excellent use of free will
slowking quaversslowking quavers
>>216071703i reckon i could get into this if it weren't for the huge clitoris
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
>>216071725size envy?
>>216071703Would rather shag Ronnie Coleman
>>216071722still got a bunch of yugioh tazes me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNd3gcrHd1w
>>216071703I have it on good authority that varbies stink really bad
Them white boys have got me hooked on Crystal meth
I smoke because it gives me knowledge
Rorku needs your help, raise your hands \o/ to power the racism bomb!
I smoke because it gives me peace of mind
that ese but dust in my weed
how come women didn't shave their gashes for basically all of history until like the 90s
I wish all of the hatred that people feel towards women and minorities would be redirected towards the wealthy and powerful.
>>216071955Women shaving their fannies was literally like 500 holocausts
>>216071982not overly keen on completely bald fannies either but i reckon it's preferable to the jungles ladies used to have, prefer a bit of well-maintained plumage
>>216072001Give me a hairy minge or give me death
I love a bit of hair
going to Egypt in may, pakistan in july and japan in october
>>216071958>I wish all of the hatred that people feel towards women and minoritiesI wish people stopped calling 90% of the planet minorities
>>216072023Nice. Hope you enjoy lad. Careful in Egypt though. It's full of scammers
doing numerous farts
>>216072023egypt and pakistan look grim af
>>216072051ktim
Despy is here
Might have a fart in a bit
>>216072048that ones for work not staying long>>216072056egyptian cities are a unique kind of grim but the rest is good, pakistan looks cool especially the north
>>216072023going to shag some arab fanny and paki fanny and slanty eyed fanny?
For me? It's Haworth. Comfy as fuck
Jamiroquai sounds like a black man’s name
>>216072092im a stone cold incel
I've always heard egypt is everyone's worst experience in life, even worse than being raped by their uncle
No I'm not
>>216072088Look at Cairo from above
>>216072101He’s black
mum just gave me $800 for free, going to spend it on booze and possibly drugs
>>216072092Arab being the best of the three
>>216072101for the first 25 odd years of my life i thought jamiroquai was one half of those milli vanilli fellas
>>216072116yeah is mental, remember a pic where they built a highway through some buildings and everyone in the lower floors below it were basically consigned to living in darkness forever
>>216071509 what would i do without /brit/. love to drop in before, after or especially during a few red wines. I am old now and the brain is not as sharp as it once was. Cant always say i know what I should post, but the joy here is that it's /brit/ and theyll still be here to give you more (you)s tomorrow. It saddens me that one persons posts seem to upset so many people. Not the posts mind you, but that the poor losers (incels who get angry) could take it so seriously....my heart goes out to them....Post on my brethren, never leave (unless its forever)...........
How does an incel shutin freak escape from reality
>>216072116Looks bombed out
>>216072147yeah I saw that. Reminded me of Bladerunner
>>216072139i would imagine so, they're not as ugly or smelly as pakis and don't squeak like chew toys like japs
>>216072116poo city
>>216072152>Post on my brethren, never leave (unless its forever)...........fucking rock on you crazy bandito
>>216072159Drugs
>>216072088be careful what you eat and drink
>>216072159I play Overwatch 2
>>216072152weeping at this i'm posting with tears in my eyes
might open a shop that sells pie and mash
brits are too pessimistic
>>216071613>>216071641saddens me there are shaggers who are beloved to me on here who get so sad they think of ending it all
>>216072211Too bloody warm for pie an mash in 'stralia
>>216072152Posted it again award
>>216072234nonsense, meat pies are one of the most popular foods in australia
>>216072235hi despy
>>216072263Sup This thread still extremely dogshit during the day?Stopped posting cuz of the CP spam
Say aye tae a Killie pie
>toilberg has put in a meeting for 10am tomorrowthis is slaveryI am a slave
>>216072281yeah it was posted earlier today lol
I literally do not know why all women shave their fannies bald now
>>216072294Alright guess I'll continue not posting here Threads dead anyway
>>216072307Brainwashed by porn
>>216072307bald fannies aren't as ubiquitous now as they were in the 00s
>>216072310no it's been okay, mousey's been back!
>>216072315How old are you?
>>216072307sorry to be a ghastly chauvinist but any body hair a woman has below her eyebrows is fucking repulsive I don't even like it when they have that "landing strip". It's not bloody feminine.
Got the tv on
>>216072319Don't care his posts are gay and retarded now if it even is him Dollhouse shit went way too far Whole website is dead now don't know why I bother posting at all
>>216072346'
ZUTTS WANNA DO IT IN MY BUTThttps://vocaroo.com/110Swcn1neBJ
>>216072307no one good is gonna lick a hairy minge
>>216072360Might go a drive through Bradford with this blasting tomorrow x
>>216072356Yeah the dollhouse stuff is a bit too mental but at the same time there's still good posts, but I won't stop you leaving ;_;
eating days old pork chops de lads
>>216072214in other countries smile more in publicsometimes just walking around smilingmental
Thank you MrPaulHFor another fantastic Sunday shave!!Your next shave is:TODAY!!https://youtu.be/QhdFZhZDHsc
>>216072391Comfy channel
fake dtfic
>>216072375It's been fun I guess Doubt I'll ever stop posting here until the sites actually deadBeen almost 18 years now lmao
>>216072371kekhttps://vocaroo.com/13ZAjJMB3cMb
>>216072401Think you were the only one that really rattled ziedbelg. Speaking of which, did you see that heathernonce announced that he would be killing himself soon?
>>216072383just had some roast chicken and mediterranean salad
Haven't had a shit in four days now
why does angela rayner still dress like she's 19
Why can’t you be nice and sincere for once?
Watching Werster's Pokemon speedrunning mishaps
>>21607232630, i wasn't shagging in the 00s obviously but you can observe this by comparing porn from the era to today
>>216072391>>216072398for me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5JqcMOTTVg
who knew there were so many words for this game
>>216072435I only know Kyle Rayner
>>216072453>nigger knockinglol
>>216072453Fuck sake America. Always ruining the fun
>>216072453I knew it as knocky nine doors
>>216072498nigga what is you talking about it's knock down ginger
>>216072453In Scotland we called it 'Chappy' or 'chap door run'
>>216072435she's just council estate vermin is why. That's how her mum dressed when she was that age.
>>216072415He's lying as alwaysFeels bad contributing to the death of this place but it's too late now Oh well
>>216072509what does ginger have to do with owt?
>>216072510yeah I know it says it right there at the top
>>216072453Literally never heard anyone call it "Knock door run" or "knock down ginger" in LeicesterIt's called knocky knocky nine doors
>>216072516Dunno he gets pretty fucking defensive when you bring it upIt'll be ok. Come back, we miss you ;_;
>>216072453do kids still play this
>>216072530Oh yeah didn't see that haha
>>216072453Imagine I attached an image of Bradley Walsh laughing to this post (I'm blocked)
>knocky knocky nine doorsYou are why this country is a laughing stock
>>216072518ginger is an 18th century british slang term meaning "to move swiftly" hence knock down + ginger
reckon women shouldn't be allowed to be barbers, never gotten a decent haircut from a woman
>>216072547>I'm blockedum
>>216072547did you call it knocky knocky nine doors? I don't understand why Canada and the fucking Midlands of all places would have that in common >>216072554I have literally never had my hair cut by a womanwhat are you doing you bhenchod
>>216072453everyone has ring doorbell cameras now games goneone of my neighbours found out one of his oldest mates had been stealing his cat food for months from his doorstep.
>>216072538Ill check back again but really if there's gonna be illegal content spammed then I wont Seriously beyond the pale
>>216072571Yeah it's gotten seriously grim, all thanks to the nonce botnet, obviously.
fuming im in dire need of a wank but i don't want to be all smelly afterwards
>>216072532>>216072568I'm in Newcastle and even I called it that
Anyone fancy a game of kerby?
>>216072568well the barbers i go to are walk-ins and you just get saddled with whoever's available and half the time that's a womanalso had my hair cut by a flamoyantly gay bloke as well and he made a dog's dinner of my hair as well, so yeah no women and no poofters for me
>>216072562Roaming IP >>216072568We called it nicky-nicky nine doors like it says in the picture there
I dont give afuck annymreothis is where I liveFuk
Never had mates so I don't know what that particular act of tomfoolery is called in my area
>>216072581The sharty is right about 4cuck and the freaks that run the botnet Too bad that site is an even bigger shithole than here because it has no users along with its bizarre lore fagging
criminal corn is only grown for feed here in the UK, cornbread, cornmeal, cornflour, just adding it in soups and stews corrr, it's lovely
>>216072600Their boobs brush against you thoughbeit
>>216071640meaning?
>>216072627no human or animal should be eating corn it's pure plant junk
>>216072642Does he think those scraggly chin pubes look good?
am completely inadequate
>>216072624Yeah, we inhabit the worst site on the surface web unfortunately. Also the botnet owner was doxxed lol
>>216072657Russell T Davies is a mentally ill schizo who waltzes around 2025 Britain imagining there's a huge target on his backAs his writing shows.
Im ugly and shit at maths and the world has locked me in the runt cage
>>216072453knockadolly or knock down ginger down in london
I have decided to stop browsing and posting in /brit/. This general, over the past couple of years, has transformed into a complete and utter gutter, full of petty and spiteful underage children without any intellect whatsoever or ability to form coherent, salient arguments. The level of knowledge and discourse regarding British politics, law, history, culture, etc. is pitiful, and just goes to show how poor our left-wing education system is in educating children. As a result, the threads are just endless autismal scrawls about Tunnocks Teacakes, anime, normie-posting, and quite possibly worse of all, baseless and uneducated LARPing about figures such as Powell, Mosley, Peter Hitchens, saving Britain, etc. and only goes to show how utterly dense the average poster here is. This general once housed people who genuinely knew what they were talking about and genuinely had interesting things to say, whether the topic was politics, current affairs, history, law, or other relevant topics. But like petulant children and leftists, you drove them out of this general based on personal dislikes, and then celebrated and acted smug once they were gone and the entire general environment had suffered as a result. Now very few decent and intelligent posters continue to post, and those who do remain are still being persecuted by the unwashed masses of Anonymongs and their tripfag collaborators. This general is truly full of the worst posters 4chan has to offer, and it would be a blessing if the administrators would remove this cancerous polyp from the anus of /int/. You rightly point out the cancerous and autistic nature of places like /britpol/ and the rest of /int/ outside of /brit/, yet /brit/ at this point is worse off than any other place on /int/, and potentially even 4chan as a whole.
>>216072608omw to bash your nonce skull in
nary a syllable
>>216072608That's a 20 minute drive from meUm!! xx
>>216072674He's been doing that for a long timeRemember Years and Years Also most of his writing is blatantly ripped from more popular yank shows, that's literally how he pitched the Doctor Who revival back in 2005
lol you know somebody is a wrongun when you don't even need to fill out a captcha to report their posts
not a pixel
>>216072453>Nigger Knockingdo americans really
>>216072724this is mousey's home! x
>>216072733I will go !!
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761092610234317.mp4ai certainly has come quite far, won't be long til you can make your own games, shows, etc
*hands the mouse man some cheese*
>>216072726uh I'm pretty sure he's brilliant enough to come up with this himselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0RHX4to62w
>>216072672Someone else will just pick it upI think the internet and social media will die soonAnyone worth talking to is going to go back to real life and the whole web will be AI and weirdo freaks What a shame
just saw female boobers and pussards on this sacred blue board
>>216072608fit neighbour mate, she single?
>>216072608nice gaff im coming over for a cuppa
>>216072674
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761079243683047.webmSCREAMING
>>216072692im not reading all that
>>216072608Deary me, Tobes. What happened?
>>216072793deary me and yet he's glazed like he's the 2nd coming of christ bizarre
>>216072805this post has made me remember how fucking shit of a general this istake it to /cum/ you mental case
>>216072805Would you marry her?
>>216072793He can also never get over Rose Tyler for some fucking reason There was a post on /who/ back in 2023 that predicted he would bring Rose back as the 16th Doctor he's that predictable
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761097086756343.mp4oh my days
>>216072843I prefer the /who/ schizo to actual conversation about that dogshit showWent to pot after Tennant left
>>216072869cringe
might do one final wank before bed
>>216072870Only ever watched that big lanky cunt Christopher eccies or whatever hes called, was quite good.
can some VIRGIN please explainI'm too much of a shagger for this
>>216072877fuck up you black runt
Just learned from a CIA guy, if you don't eat too much, you'll actually lose weight and not die prematurely from type 2 diabetes
>>216072887he hates dog owners apparently
>>216072887>lankyHe's 5 ft 8
>>216072910I'm not black. It's just not funny. Are you 16?
>>216072893virgin here, no clue, all i know is women are more into occult stuff like that but don't understand the whole meme
>>216072893Top are rational numbers (male)Bottom are irrational (female)Square root of negative one (i) is special
If you simply don't eat too much, you'll probably feel better and not die prematurely
>>216072822that's sad
>>216072917im 3ft 6
had a wank with some pomegranate scented fairy liquid earlierthink I got it inside my urethra feels tender and itchy and it burns when i pee
>>216072870/who/ schizo stopped being funny years ago, he just spams the same shit over and over again/tv/ schizos in general genuinely make heathermong look normal
*enters /brit/*
>>216072923dont you have holes to be prepping for big zutt cock?
>>216072870https://whogen.miraheze.org/wiki/Worst_/who/_threads_ever
>>216072933how can a number be irrationalthey don't have feelings or emotions
>>216072998shame he stopped updating itfinlad did numbers on them
>>216072463based green lantern enjoyerwould you store her body in your fridge
>>216072998I never post on /who/ as I'm more of a /trek/ bvllDo they talk about the proper ancient who with Tom Barker and shit? I could never get into it as I like being holisitc and it's my understanding that a shitload of Doctor Who episodes are lost foreverNot the case with Star Trek you see.Even the cartoon from 1973-74 is 100% preserved.
wish it were medieval times so whenever a woman was mean to me i could just accuse her of witchcraft and see her executed
new youtube player designnot good!
>>216073013because /who/ is unironically deadused to be one daily even when the show wasn't airing but now there hasn't been a thread in months and any attempt to create them don't even get more than 10 replies the last thread to even be active was a leebait OPhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/subject/who%20general/
>>216073065souvlless
>>216073025There are Doctor Who lost episodes but the audio is preserved So you can still watch the stories either through proper reconstructions using telesnaps or shitty official animated recreations that prioritse putting le funny memes and references in than actually making it look decentGuess which option the BBC tries to push
>>216073037dont think thats how it worked lad
>Leo Tolstory's handwriting (War & Peace)them 19th century niggas were something elseI understand it's using silly russian letters but regardless, absolutely nothing decipherable whatsoever.
>>216073005Irrational numbers cannot be described by fractions
>>216073094is there even one long overarching storyCaptain Kirk and his gang did their thingTNG, DS9 and Voyager are 100 years in the future compared to him.Enterprise is 100 years in the past. It's all world building.Dr Who just seems to go on and on and on.
>>216072893first stonetoss to get a chuckle out of me
im a pathetic wastrel with nothing going on in life
>>216073155yeah?e/1 = efuck you
>>216073163kek this is ktim is meGoing to Spain on Friday though so have something to look forward to at least
>>216073163you should get active in the streets and run some bands up
>>216073157Nah it's literally just make it up as you go alongThe Doctor Who Tardis Wiki is just an incomprehensible mess to read because there's been so many retcons over the years
>>216073157There used to be decent worldbuilding in the Classics from the likes of Philip Hinchcliffe and Terry Dicks. Nowadays modern showrunners just take a shit on everything before them because they're all desperate to cement their legacy in the show. Steven Moffat introduced a secret Doctor incarnation played by John Hurt in the 50th anniversary that that opened the pandora's box for every showrunner to attempt the same, now nobody knows how many fucking Doctors there are or what order they come in.
>>216073157garbage tv for garbage people
>Terry Dicksscreaming
>>216073229love your game show mate x
>>216073130that's just russian joint-up handwriting in general>>216073183where abouts
>>216073256Tenerife lol. Technically still Spain
hanky panky with beautiful ladies
>>216073068leebait threads are always funny in my opiniondidn't finlad do something similar with /trek/ too?
need to stop looking at trannards cumming
>>216073289you won't
>>216073289quit in the new year
>>216073289you're allowed to look
cornwall poster.... I miss you
they call me rorkethey call me rasheedthey call me brucethey call me racismladthat's not my namethat's not my name
>>216073301don't even care for it i just give it a wee watch when ever I see it
twin is injured :(
why does every tim burton film have johnny depp and/or helena bonham carter in it
>>216073361jewish blood contracts and pedophile blackmailing
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/rubbish%20%22i%20hate%20it%20i%20hate%20it%22/page/1/
just done a load of sex
>>216073361why does every spielberg movie have music by john williamsdirectors like particular people
Applejack is rubbish, her voice is awful! I hate it! I hate it!
>>216073381>Noel Clarke is rubbish. He sticks his willy inside white women! I hate it, I hate it!fucking kek, this is got to be heatherfreak
dont get this mlp gimmick
>>216071527Everyone finally has him filtered.Here's a reply.
>>216073436some of them are fitit's not that deep tbf
>>216073436mousey started posting ponies so then his copycats followed suite that's it
what are you waiting for? this is your chance to show the world what you're made of!
/brit/ hasn't had a good gimmick in years
>>216073453akshually it was an aussie posting erm what the forktoby's never posted one in his life
>>216073413john williams did everyone's music in the 80s
john willians done my numpty dad in his mush
cyraxx is back finally i was bored out my mind
/brit/ hasn't had a good gimmick in yearsabsolutely yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEacDWPWfJU&list=RDFEacDWPWfJU&start_radio=1
>>216073168Alright Euler
>>216073476he didn't do any one person's music more than spielberghe did like 30 spielberg movies
>>216073423It was finlad
you've got to hold a shit,but poo it at the right time,you can be slow or fast,but you must not use urinals,you'll always shit poo and squirt poo,and stress on the lav,there's only one way to beat them,wipe 'round the back,catch me if you can,'cause i need a crap,and what you're looking at,is the master plan,of doing pooey turds,doing it from my bum,we shitein' from my ass,i know we can't go wrong
>>216073474fairly sure toby was posting pinkie pie before the aussie what the fork poster
WE'RE POOING FOR ENGLANDING ER LUNDWE SHIT FROM OUR BUMSWE'RE POOING FOR ENGLANDING ER LUNDA REAL GOOD TURD, WE HAVE GONE AND DONE
>>216073356Ofcom should ban images of this anorexic freak from being shown
Me own fooking thaneeaten alive by sumdragon troll bastard thing!
>>216073541quite like this gimmick, keep it up
>>216073578hope this bitch dies
FUCK A MACCAS
>>216073578THAT IS NOT WHAT APPLEJACK IS SAYING!Also you can't post t hat
>>216073616How do you know that
Gorilla niggas, here comes king kong
Gamarorkei!
>>216073702love her hairy arsehole
Genuinely starting to wonder what's wrong with emmayankEvery day without fail for almost a decade
>>216073720Are Louis Theroux should do an interview
>>216073720it's a call for help but there is no one here to answer it, just a long-form tragedy until he kills himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWGE9Gi0bB0&list=RDcWGE9Gi0bB0&start_radio=1
>>216073742Agreed>>216073750Ironically, he's the best yank poster.
this is what it's like speaking to you cunts
>>216071658yeah they're called comets mate
>>216071658>leakedAny amateur astronomer could see this
>>216073824>>216073837>>216071658It's ai, we don't even have any decent pictures of planets from afar and a telescope picked that up? Don't be so fucking stupid all your lives...
301 posts. Might as well make the new now, hadn't I? I'm gonna head to bed soon, don't want to leave it to some yank, or worse yet, a Brazilian.
Behind the internet antisemetic conspiracy theory that Israel was behind the assassination of KingCobraFJS
wearing normal clothing in bed because my life is out of control
>>216073869>we don't even have any decent pictures of planets from afar
>>216073888>Posts an artists rendition
>>216073898retarded chimp
>>216073898Bet you belive the Earth is flat and we didn't land on the Moon
>>216073880good lad
Where is it
>>216073929110 seconds
>>216073909>>216073913Not an argument.
>>216073913Reasons for believing we did land on the moon:>Because NASA said so>All of the opposing claims are retarded flat earth-tier nonsense Reasons to believe we didn't:>We haven't gone back and 'the technology is lost' or whatever similar excuse NASA says makes zero sense>There was every reason for the USA to fake this at the time
>>216073956>>216073956>>216073956Ahem.
>>216073954
